Setting An Example For a Foal

10 July 2014

18:23 GyroTech me flips Catnip the bird with his hoof, somehow.

18:25 Catnip puts his hoof in his mouth and sucks on it

18:26 GyroTech makes a disgusted face and pulls it away

18:27 Catnip is a very young foal, who is now starting to sniffle saddly

18:28 GyroTech puts the foal up in a tree branch

18:28 GyroTech several meters above the ground

18:29 Catnip the foal looks down at the stallion who put him up here, trying to make grabby hooves at him

18:30 GyroTech lays down on the far side of the tree and closes his eyes.

18:31 Britemac_Apple happens by, gets the foal down, gives GyroTech a stern talking too

18:31 GyroTech plays dumb, claimes not to know what he's talking about.

18:31 Catnip makes happy noises as he nuzzles against the new stallion who his holding him

18:33 Britemac_Apple pats the foal, keeps lecturing GyroTech about being stuck up, and never offering people a helping hoof when they need it

18:35 GyroTech claims that its the foals fault for getting stuck up there in the first place and how was he to know it was up there.

18:36 Catnip wiggles around playfully, obviously very happy to be in the hooves of Britemac_Apple

18:37 Britemac_Apple eye rolls, then proceeds to start lecturing about how foals cry and such when they are scared, before trotting off after giving the rude and mean blue unicorn a bit of the third degree

18:40 GyroTech follows behind Britemac_Apple arguing that he heard absolutly no crying.

18:40 Catnip nuzzles against Britemac_Apple, mutter happy the word "Dada~"

18:44 Britemac_Apple erfs some and shrugs, nuzzles the foal and grins some, offers GyroTech to prove him wrong about not being a mean jerk

18:45 GyroTech points out that its Britemac_Apple's fault for leaving his foal unattended, that some ponies are just bad with childeren.

18:45 Britemac_Apple points out that he's never sired a foal

18:46 GyroTech points out that it just called you dadda

18:46 Catnip was just going off of what the foal knew and the only stallion who was ever nice to him like this was his dad, who he continued to cuddle,ignorent to the adult conversation being had

18:46 Britemac_Apple points out foals have trouble, and when one rescues said foal from a scary situation that may be what it jumps to, perhaps if the dick of a unicorn could be nice for once the foal might be calling him dada instead

18:51 GyroTech points out that he's not good with foals and doest care to ever have any of his own.

18:52 Britemac_Apple points out that only playing with mares, odds are he's probably already a father, just is one of those 'dead beat dads' that doesn't take care of their own

18:54 Catnip gave the two a very curious look, wondering why they were being so loud about all of this. He takes a hoof of Britemac_Apple and lightly tugs on it, as if telling him to leave the other stallion be

18:57 GyroTech shrugs and claims that hes never heard any of the mares say he's given them a foal and is real good about not going down on mares in heat.

18:58 Britemac_Apple shrugs and pats the foal gently "Now we need to find your papa"

19:00 Catnip smiles to him, obviously liking what he said since it containded the word "dada" which he repeated excitedly "Dada~"

19:00 < Catnip> "papa"*

19:01 Britemac_Apple chuckles some and sets the foal carefully on his back and heads for a hospital, they should have a record of that sort of thing right

19:04 GyroTech follows along because hes bored. "I bet now that you took the kid away the father isn't going ot be able to find them since they arn't where they were left.

19:06 Catnip doesn't like how loudly and angrily that stallion behind them is talking to what the little one thought was his dad. He turns around and sticks his tongue out at him, blowing rasberries in direction "pppphhhhhhhhhhh

19:06 Britemac_Apple laughs some at that "Even the lil one knows how full of shit you are Gyro"

19:08 GyroTech shakes his head and rolls his eyes. "Nah, its more that you just are setting an awful example for it. It should be acting more like me.

19:09 Britemac_Apple says, "Lika a hoity, toity, better than you, jerk?"

19:11 GyroTech snorts, "Exactly brightmac, when you've got an atittude like you do it sets an awful example."

19:13 Catnip did what another foal taught him, which was to turn around and fart in the general direction of the meany pants, followed by rasberries "Ppppppppphhhhhh"

19:15 Britemac_Apple laughs again "This kid is a riot, I tell ya" he says still trotting "And he might be rude at ya for yer tone, you think your better than others, and it shows in your voice, just be glad I aint violent towards folks like that like some of my kin are"

19:18 GyroTech puffs up his chest in a show of superiourity. "I don't think, I know I am. But I gave you plenty of time of day earlier. I even invited you into my house."

19:20 Britemac_Apple grunts, "After makin' an ass of yourself"

19:20 Catnip frowns at the fact this meany pants is still following them, usually the fart scares them off. He was out of gas and was too tired to continue he just cuddles sadly into his dads neck

19:26 GyroTech shrrugs and shakes his head. "The only thing I did was make clear our boundries. I never did anything that was particularly asslike. You just hated that I only fell for the ladies."

19:30 Britemac_Apple says, "You talked down to me, treated me rather rudely when I got into town, and now your followin' me when I'm tryin' to make it clear you should bugger off"

19:32 Catnip tried to cover her ears, not wanting to hear the yelling

19:33 GyroTech takes a sit and crosses his hooves irritated. "And you're the one who strongarmed me into what was initially gonna be sex and then turned into a date when I refused that."

19:34 Britemac_Apple grunts, "Your the one that took the deal without settin' boundries on the favor"

19:35 Catnip just continues to hold his hooves to his ears, sniffling a bit. He didn't like it when mommy and daddy fought ether

19:36 GyroTech narrows his eyes, "I expected reasonable requests. I'd never force a mare into that sort of position myself."

19:41 Britemac_Apple responds, "Kinda doubt that, but just go away, honestly, all your good for is making folks mad or upset

19:42 Catnip was now softly crying, and last time two ponies fought like this... he lost a mommy

19:43 GyroTech glares at Britemac_Apple, "I'll have you know plenty of ponies are glad I'm around. I keep this port running smooth and make many a pony have some very memorable experiences."

20:17 Britemac_Apple snorts "Memorable from the amount of headache it causes most likely" he replies as he starts trotting toward the hospital again

20:22 GyroTech says, "Nah, memorable because I know how to treat a mare right."

20:22 Catnip continued to cry softly on the back of the kind stallion, wishing all this angry talk would end

20:24 Britemac_Apple snorts and pulls out a small soda bottle popping the cap off and giving it to the foal as he trots, giving GyroTech a dismissive swish of his tail

20:27 GyroTech follows along curiously as they group makes their way. "So I find it funny that you've fallen to foal napping then. Decide that stallions wern't worth the trouble?

20:28 Britemac_Apple bites his tongue on this but gives Gyro a look that could make a buffalo faint

20:31 Catnip stops crying and lightly sips on the soda, only knowing somewhat how to drink such a thing, all the while the foal still sniffled but was happy to have such a tasty drink

20:34 GyroTech sighs at the look and shakes his head, smirking. "I know since you want me so much, which is why you arn't pursuing other options, there might be a solution. A know a pony who has a supplier of gender swap potions. Take one and then we can bang."

20:50 Britemac_Apple grunts, "I don't want you, at first, yeah it might have worked, but then, I met you"