The Extradimensional Mane

1 August 2014

05:54 GyroTech hops into Saphling's mane and goes the fuck to sleep

05:55 Saphling reaches into her mane and tosses the sleeping GyroTech out. "I'm not Inky. I don't do room service."

08:28 GyroTech awakes

08:28 Saphling glances at GyroTech. "Have a good nap?"

08:30 GyroTech notices he's no longer in Saphling's mane and grumbles. "What? I remember falling asleep somewhere comfortable..."

08:31 Saphling says, "Tough. Like I said after you went the fuck to sleep in my mane, I'm not Inky. I don't provide room service."

08:33 GyroTech says, "I wasn't asking for room service, just a place to sleep. I wasn't expecting breakfast in bed or anything..."

08:34 Saphling says, "Had I left you in there, you probably could've found it on your own. I am /not/ letting you take what found I've got when you have access to your own."

08:37 GyroTech shakes his head and sighs. "I'm sure I'd not have wanted to eat anything you have in there anyway."

08:40 Saphling nods. "Nothing in there would meet your refined tastes. However, you still decided to sleep in my mane instead of your own bed, and I have no idea why. How am I supposed to know if you'd eat my food or not, even if only from necessity and not preference?"[01-Aug-2014 08:42:22] * GyroTech rolls his eyes and sticks his snout in said mane. "What do you mean necessity? It's not like I'd be stuck in there. You just need one good jump."

08:43 Saphling deadpans. "Oh, right. I had forgotten that all it takes is one good jump to lose something, even though I carry /my entire life/ in there. How silly of me."

08:46 GyroTech pulls his head out and stares blankly at the mare. "I didn't think you kept much in there that could in fact jump..."

08:47 Saphling blankly stares at him, then facehoofs. "You meant you jumping, not me..."

08:48 GyroTech says, "Yes... That's exactly what I meant. You'd have a pretty poor time storing things otherwise I'd imagine, seeing as you bounce everywhere..."

08:51 Saphling says, "While that's true normally, if I actively didn't want you to leave, there'd be no geting out of there on your own."

09:08 GyroTech squints his eyes at the mare. "And I'm supposed to believe that you would actively want me to stay with you for an extended period of time?

09:09 Saphling shakes her head. "That's not the point."

09:16 GyroTech rolls his eyes and hops into her mane again, jumping over her head, so she'd probably have the opportunity to latch onto his tail if she tried.

09:18 Saphling 's legs buckle beneath her as Gyro lands on her. When she gets back up, she winds her head back and throws it forward, flinging him out of her mane.

09:24 GyroTech was expecting her to react like that and grabbed on tight to her hair, managing to prevent himself from being shaken free this time.

09:25 Saphling says, "YEOWCH!"

09:29 GyroTech grabs on with his hooves and releases his mouth full. "Cmon Saphling, don't be like that. I just wanna be here for a bit.

09:32 Saphling says, "Fine. You wanna hang out in there?" She raises her hoof and shoves GyroTech deep into her mane, extending the depth she normally used for carrying ponies by a factor of 10. "When you're ready to get out, you can find your own way."

09:35 GyroTech squeaks as her hoof finds him and shrinks him down even further. "If you don't let me out when I need it, I may have to eat your food... Or take care of other needs." He threatens, as he begins to wander around.

09:37 Saphling shrugs. "Alright. I'll just help myself to /your/ food. And if you relieve yourself in my mane, I'll have to wash it out. In your current state, you may not like that."

09:50 GyroTech huffs and shakes his head as he trots through her mane. "Well its not like I /want/ to do anything like that, it's just things I might not be able to prevent."

09:53 Saphling says, "Then when I throw you out, you better /get out of my mane!/"

09:56 GyroTech says, "I always do," he argues, "if you throw me out of your mane, I by definition have to come out of your mane." The unicorn takes a seat with a smug smile.

09:57 Saphling says, "...I have lice."

10:01 GyroTech snickers in disbelief. "Oh, I'm sure you do... No respectable pony would tolerate lice. Everyone just uses that coat solution on occasion.

10:02 Saphling says, "Need I remind you where I lived for the better part of my time here? Out in the park. On a tree. Where birds sleep. And raise little birds." says, "And gather lice."

10:03 Saphling says, "You think I went and primped myself in the creek? Used your fancy conditioners?"

10:04 Saphling says, "What about me is /respectable/, hmm?"

10:05 Saphling says, "How often do you think I take /everything/ out of my mane so I can get it /really/ clean?"

10:07 GyroTech crosses his hooves, still unconvinced. "Its a treatment that you take every quarter. I don't know a pony who doesn't, just cause flees, ticks, and lice are a pain and easy to prevent. I'm sure even you use it."

10:12 Saphling says, "On my coat, yes. It's short, easy to work with, not very time consuming. But my /mane?/ I keep everything I own there. In order to wash it thoroughly, I have to remove all that, wash it, then put everything back in. It's a day-long ordeal, and I still don't reach everywhere."

10:19 GyroTech says, "and so... You're telling me you never wash your mane?" he asks, making quite the digusted face. "You know... Maybe I'm ready to come out after all..."

10:20 Saphling says, "I wash my hair once a week, thank you very much!" she replies indignantly. "I'm telling you that even though I wash it, I can't get everything."

10:24 GyroTech grimaces and shudders. "Please please tell me that this is towards the beginning of that week."

10:27 Saphling grabs GyroTech and flings him out of her mane. "Just stay out of my mane, and you won't have to worry about it."

10:28 GyroTech oofs as he's suddenly grabbed and flung across the ground. "Don't worry, I don't think I'll go in there again."