Providing a Bed for an Injured Friend

24 June 2014

13:53 Losian yaaaaawns

13:54 GyroTech hops on Losian

13:55 Losian squeaks and tumbles a bit by the sudden weight!... "wow?!... helo there?" snickers

13:59 GyroTech giggles and points over towards Saphling. "Losian she wants a kiss. Go give her one.)

14:00 Saphling 's mane tingles on the back of her neck. "Something's off..."

14:01 Losian blinks and stands up straight "You give her a kiss GyroTech... you are the one that smoothers up mares" grunts and looks up to him

14:08 GyroTech shakes his head and rubs Losian between the ears on his mane. "But I think you need some practice and she'll be easy."

14:14 Losian facehoof and shakes his head at GyroTech "you are dumb and silly. I already have... pleantly of experience with... my special some pony... sooo... no thanks" sits as it hopefully slides GyroTech down

14:17 GyroTech sighs in disappointment and gets off, trying to tug him towards Saphling. "You should make her happy though. Gotta be quick though, before she no longer finds you attractive."

14:23 Losian grunts as he starts to get pulled "What?!... I cant just go and make out with randome mares GyroTech!... what is wrong with you!" humms and simply stands up and walks close to him

14:24 Saphling tries to look like she's tending to her leg, but her ears are perked toward the conversation.

14:26 GyroTech huffs and gives up on his little prank and releases the stallion. "Ugh fine... You're no fun." He turns and wanders over to the mare.

14:29 Losian blinks and follows GyroTech close.. cause... his bored... "OH cmon!... You need to do it right GyroTech!... ask them to a date~. fancy dinner a movie night and finally you make out or whatever!... silly dolt colt!"

14:31 Saphling rolls her eyes discreetly.

14:35 GyroTech wanders over to the mare, stopping when he was only a couple feet away when he noticed her injury. His jaw hung open, stunned. "Oh my gosh! Saphling! What happened to your leg there?" he asks with concern in his voice. The stallion rushes over.

14:39 Saphling withdraws her legs instinctively and winces a little bit. "Just a little scratch.. Nothing to worry about."

14:43 GyroTech cocks his head at her skeptically. "That's a lot of bandage for /just/ a scratch and it looked like that really hurt to move..." He observes still pretty worried.

14:43 Losian gasp and rushes with GyroTech... not saying nothing but putting attention to her wound?... "eh?... Its for the best GyroTech... better not let water or dirt get in a wound" derps

14:47 Saphling says, "Really, I'll be fine... I just need to clean it on occasion so it doesn't get infected."

14:51 GyroTech shakes his head and takes down a seat next to the mare. "What kind of a scratch is bad enough to need multiple cleanings? Please tell me what happened, and that you got somepony to look at it?"

14:53 Losian blinks and sits " GyroTech... she looks fine. stop making a big deal of it or it will become a big a deal" derps

14:57 Saphling looks GyroTech in the eye. "The bad kind. And of course somepony has looked at it. How do you think it got bandaged?"

14:59 < Losian> lol

15:00 Losian cant help but to snicker by that

15:02 GyroTech scooches over till he's resting against the mare, careful not to touch the injures leg. His tail ends up draped over hers. "Alright... I'll quit probing then. I just hate to see you hurt, you know?" the stallion twiddles his hooves.

15:05 Saphling sighs. "I still need to clean it..."

15:11 Losian blinks and frowns "Open it up... I got a small medikit on my bag... thats the last and worst thing you will like to do on open injuries... wrap them after not being properly cleaned..."

15:13 Saphling shakes her head and her good hoof in defense. "No no, I cleaned it up before I wrapped it. Still, the bandages get dirty from sweat and dirt, so I have to clean off and change them on ocassion."

15:17 Losian blinks and hummss... "alright... once there is a calis... you dont really need a bandage. But its always good to keep it safe"

15:17 GyroTech perks up once more. "With my magic to help we can get them super clean and uncontaminated as well"

15:18 Saphling hesitates, but nods. "Anypony have any water or salve or something?"

15:20 Losian rolls his eyes a bit "You are fine Saphling... let your body to the work... it only really matters when your bleeding. once the wound is closed. your body can do the rest"

15:24 GyroTech looks over towards Losian. "You were just offering your medical kit, now bring it out." Gyro slips his hoof under Saphling's leg. A green glow emanates from his horn and begins to surround the bandage, unraveling it slowly as he watches her face to make sure it isn't hurting.

15:26 Saphling sighs and allows GyroTech to peel the bandages away. Her leg is riddled with holes and gashes, and the inside of the bandage is covered with dark, scabby blood.

15:29 Losian does a scrunchy face "Just cause she said her wound was never clean!... my kit is meant for emergencies..." blinks and thinks otherwise once he sees the... blood stained bandage... "ooohhh...k... that is bad". Tail flicks in to his pack and slowly pulls out a small red box. looked busted up and had a lot of paint scratches... but the case itself was complete. "Well... I dont use fancy medial... ...stuff from clinics or hospitals... So dont expect high quality procedures" says as he pops open the box... just to a few white cloths, random tied up herbs and small flask solution with odd colorings in them...

15:35 Saphling snorts. "You're talking to the pony who basically just washed this off in the river and wrapped it in some taped up cloth. If I expected procedure, I'd be in that hospital you were talking about." She looks down at the hodge-podge of equipment. "I do, however, expect that whatever happens to my leg is helping to heal it."

15:37 GyroTech stops unwrapping the bandage about half way through, sitting there stunned. "s-s-s-sapling, wha- what in Celestia's name h-happed?" he stutters. The stallion blinks again as she reveals she never sought any help for this. "B-but thus is like healing magic grade injury. We must get you to the hospital!"

15:42 Losian does a scrunchy face and nods at GyroTech "Yeah... a hospital is the best option yes. Then again... I had patched up worst injuries on my self while not having access to modern medicine" snickers as he wraps a cloth around the sole of his hoof and gets it wet with some water "At least I can do is just to clean it properly... and just add some salve to keep it from bleeding any further..."... ...says calmed as he tries to gently pull Saphling arm. positioning properly for him to clean

15:54 Saphling shoots GyroTech with a glare. "If you take me to the hospital, I will find you and I will break off your horn." She looks back down at her leg. "It may be the best way to fix... /this/, but I can't go there."

16:03 GyroTech shrinks down under the glare and finishes unwrapping the bandage. "Look... I don't want you to contract gangrene or something. That's a very serious injury... But if you're that resolute... Then stay at my house then. It'll be safer for that to heal than your tree and I'll be around in case you need something or it gets worse... " He bargains back. " otherwise I may have to take you to a hospital and live with your anger for your own good. "

16:05 Saphling grumbles, but nods. "Fine, but if you try to pull anything funny..."

16:09 Losian blinks and starts to gently palpate the cold damp rag on Saphling arm... slowly but surely cleaning blood off "Why is that Saphling?... why are you afraid of syringes or something?" says as he was almost done cleaning most of the blood... looking on more detail where the raptures of his skin are

16:13 Saphling looks away. "That's not your business.."

16:13 GyroTech continues to elevate the leg as he leans in for a quick nuzzle. "I would never do anything without at least your implied permission. What happened to you though?"

16:14 Saphling closes her eyes and sighs with a controlled breath. "That's also not your business."

16:23 Losian does a poker face and looks carefully at Saphling wound... "wow... wait... this is not just a dog bite... these holes are deep and curved... a wolf cant be... timberwolf... bear not even... no way..." Looks up to Saphling worried "How did you ever got in to a dragon fight?. I am surprised he did not roast you first!..." snickers and shakes his head "Its alright... dragons dont have nasty... ...bites. like rabies or whatever... should be easy to patch but will take long to heal... the deepth of the fangs will take some time Saphling" sighs as he pulls out a green slimey flask... slowly pouring it on his hoof

16:28 GyroTech 's face turns to one of shock and horror at Losian's outburst. "What? A dragon fight? Oh my, Saphling I'm so glad you're safe." He drapes his free leg around her in a tight hug and curls his tail around the mare.

16:32 Saphling nearly facehoofs as GyroTech squeezes her when she realizes that she could have some fun with this. A glint lights in her eyes as she suppresses a smirk. "It's surprisingly easy to get into a fight with a dragon. All you have to do is steal a piece of its hoard. As for why I'm still alive and /not/ charcoal, well... Let's just say the dragon was tamed."

16:37 Losian blinks "Tamed?... That is surprisingly unique!... grown dragons are impossible to train and a dragon itself takes decades to grow!... it out lives ponies for hundreds of years!... only noble families or kingdoms manage to rise a train dragon by generations of dragon tamers!... I am surprised that is tamed!" snickers as he starts to smear the salve... "by the way... this is aloevera simply... ...and useful. mix up with other things... some nutrients for your body to absorb and... speed up the healing process... Nothing really amazing. should keep it patched up" snickers and starts to pull out a long looking cloth... it looked it was hoof sewed out of cotton. not properly made banadge for sure

16:40 GyroTech shivers again at the idea of a dragon. "You tried to steal a dragon's hoard? Are you a crazy pony? That's almost suicide..." He lets Losian have the hoof and wraps his other leg around her, nuzzling into the mare's neck. "I'm so glad you're alright at least. Who was the dragon owned By? Who do I have to thank for Saving you? "

16:45 Saphling chuckles, doing her best not to shake her leg as Losian worked on it. "I never said I stole something from a dragon. That takes stupid to a whole new level. Nor did I say there was an owner involved. When I fought the dragon, I won that fight."

17:05 Losian finally wraps as much of the wound. and making sure to cover more ground of Saphling coat. finally makes a tie under and away from the injured section and taps it very gently "ok... all good. Just one thing.. the tissues inside your skin are rapture. you 'neeed' to not move that hoof at all!... the less you move it. less the muscles move withing hence... faster healing and recovery of muscle... ...fibers. Drink a lot of water to. you will need it" sighs and looks at GyroTech "well... she is patched up. a doctor would used some stitches and alcohol.... and maybe even a thicker bandage along with a stick to make her not move that hoof... but she will be fine

17:08 GyroTech nods at Losian and breaks off the hug. He then walks behind Saphling. "Well time to go home I guess..." He buries his muzzle under her tail and between the legs, trying to work her up onto him.

17:14 Saphling gasps as GyroTech brushes against her in a rather sensitive area. "Gyro... I can move, /ah/... myself, thank you..." She stands up and tries to hobble away, but with her leg in its condition and his muzzle where it was, she only made it easier for Gyro to maneuver around her.

17:15 Losian blinks... and twitches one eye by just looking what was happening... " uhhh... you could just... lay down GyroTech... let her climb you. and I even doubt you can carry her"

17:20 GyroTech ignores Saphling's Comments and pushes in deeper, finally managing to get himself under and lift up on her. The stallion's arched tail brushed up against her nethers as he walked. "You heard the doctor, don't move it. I'll carry you home."

17:20 Losian does a wide poker face at GyroTech and shrugs. stands up "Well... need company... or you two good?..."

17:26 Saphling scrunches her eyes shut and holds back a squeak as GyroTech's tail comes to rest against her. She can't even struggle without damaging her leg even further, so she just scoots her rear forward a little and puts her tail between her and Gyro's.

17:36 GyroTech feels the tail slide in between and shrugs, settling for rubbing Saphling's tail there instead as he walks. "Nah Losian, I think I've got it covered. We'll take it slow though."

17:37 Losian nods "well... Ill let you two love birds have fun~" snickers and stretches. starts to pack up his medikit and store it... carefully lookign at GyroTech and Saphling

17:39 Saphling shoots a glare back at Losian from on top of GyroTech. "Don't make me ruin all your work, Crack Doc. I'm more than capable of a simple patch-up afterwards."

17:40 Losian gasp and cant help but to giggle as he starts to roll along with CleverDerpy "woohaaaa!~... careful there!"

17:48 GyroTech snickers at Losian's words and Saphling's reaction, shaking his head. "Love birds? Nah, she's not interested in any fun yet, and I should respect that..." He says, continuing on his way home. Each step he rubs against her with her own tail, hoping she might become in the mood for something when he arrives home. "

17:51 Losian blinks and shrugs "Well Saphling. I will love to wrestle once you feel better" snickers and starts to step away from them... leading on towards the hills

18:10 Saphling tries to continue breathing normally as the journey begins to take its toll on her, her tail rubbing against her nethers softly and slightly tickling her.

18:12 GyroTech takes his time as he makes his way back towards his house. "I really doubt you bested a dragon... It wasn't that one who has attempted to eat us multiple times was it?"

18:17 Saphling considers how to answer before responding. "You're right. I didn't best a dragon."

18:19 GyroTech flicks his ear at the response, humming. "Then what happened between you and ummm was it Vespa?" he asks concerned.

18:22 Saphling "'Vessara', and we're fr- /ooohh/..." She moans softly as a little wink brushes against her tail. "We're friends..."

18:27 GyroTech shrugs as he's corrected, "So then... It wasn't Vessara, but rather some other dragon who bit you?" he stifles a silent giggle at her moan.

18:31 Saphling breathing breathing starts becoming a bit more erratic. "I'm s-saying that I didn't fight a dragon. If I di/iiiid/... and it bit me like this, do you think I w-would have escaped with my l-leg?"

18:35 GyroTech shakes his head. "No, you'd probably not of escaped at all... But it is a dragon bite... So... What actually happened?" he asks.

18:36 Saphling takes on a serious tone, momentarily losing her senses below her. "That's not your business."

18:42 GyroTech huffs but doesn't press the issue and Further. "Alright fine. I'll do it for now..." His house is visible in the distance.

18:45 Saphling looks up and sees the house. 'I hope we get there soon,' she thinks to herself. A small pool was forming beneath her and working into her tail and GyroTech's coat. "Wait, do what?"

18:53 GyroTech finally arrives and opens up the door. "I'll quit bugging you and pretend that I'm not worried about your safety for subsequent dragon interactions." The unicorn trots up the stairs an nears his bed.

18:57 Saphling smiles a little. "There's no reason to be worried about my safety. There's only one dragon around here, and she's a good friend of mine." Then she realizes where she is. "Gyro, why am I in your bedroom?"

19:01 GyroTech slowly slides her forward onto the bed, his snout brushing against her lips as he does so, giving him a good wiff of her arousal. "Because I've only got one bed in this house and you need to relax." He grunts. He can feel a slightly damp streak up his body

19:03 Saphling 's eyes roll back at the touch, and she involuntary bucks her hips.

19:06 GyroTech snickers slightly, thinking he has her interested. The unicorn gives an audible yawn and slides into bed next to her, opposite of the injured leg.

19:11 Saphling shifts nervously once she registers what GyroTech is doing. "R-remember, no funny business, right?" She slides near to the edge of the bed to leave a bit of space between them, but the nuzzle to her nethers left her with a burning that needed to be sated. "Uh... Wh-where's the bathroom?"

19:14 GyroTech nods his head in agreement with Saphling and doesn't pursue her when she slides away. "of course. I won't do anything you don't want..." The unicorn points his hoof at the door to the master bathroom. "Right on over there." The bed smells strongly of the unicorn and the aroma of his soaps, but not unpleasantly so.

19:16 Saphling slides off the bed carefully, then enters the bathroom and shuts the door behind her. Once she's alone, she sits and leans back against the wall, breathing heavily.

19:18 GyroTech sighs sadly to himself as she gets off, but doesnt press the issue, laying there waiting for her return.

19:21 Saphling looks down at her winking nub and reaches a hoof to touch it, closing her eyes as mild pleasure shoots through her nerves before starting to rub softly

19:24 GyroTech closes his eyes as he lies on the bed, a bit disappointed that she's left him.

19:26 Saphling picks up the pace a little and leans on her leg for better support. "OW!" She hisses as pain sears through her injuries.

19:33 GyroTech jumps to his feet and off the bed as soon as he hears her cry out in pain. THe unicron rushes over to the door of the bathroom and knocks. "Are you okay in there Saphling? Do you need help?"

19:39 Saphling opens her mouth to say she's fine as the burning pain goes away, but a different burning overtakes her mind, one that she just learned she can't cure on her own. "...Gyro, I need help..."

19:41 GyroTech throws open the door, a worried look on his face, especially as he see's Saphling over in what apears to be a heap. "Wha-what happened? What can I do?" He asks quickly, trying to figure out the situation.

19:46 Saphling leans her head back against the wall, her hoof still against her lower lips. "Gyro... I can't do this on my own..." She moves her hoof aside to reveal her wet nethers and a small pool beneath them, staring at Gyro pleadingly. "I need it so bad right now..."

19:50 GyroTech nods and moves closer to her with a look of understanding across his face. Inside however, he was quite excited, even if he anticipated the exchange to be one way. "Can we...perhaps take it somewhere a little more comfortable?" He asks, indicating back towards the bed. "I'll help you get there if you need it."

19:51 Saphling nods and climbs carefully to her hooves, then makes her way to the bed, dripping with every step

19:56 GyroTech climbs into bed after her, laying opposite on the bed so that his muzzle pressed up against her nethers. Slowly he draws out his tongue and rubs it up against her lips, taking in the sweet flavor of her juices with a murr of delgiht.

19:58 Saphling arcs backward in a spike of pleasure, pressing herself into GyroTech's muzzle. "More..."

20:05 GyroTech then buries the tip of his snout in her slick tunnel, his tongue snaking out along her sensitive walls and pleasuring them. The stallion breaths deep of her feminine scent, bringing him to arousal as his shaft begins to peek free of its sheath.

20:09 Saphling impulsively bucks against his muzzle with each lick across her walls. She sees the tip of his shaft starting to poke out and imagines its full length helping to drive her over the edge. She licks around his tip, trying to speed up the process.

20:12 GyroTech presses his tongue deeper into her canal with each buck until his eyes go wide in supprise as she licks against him, driving his arousal even further. It doesn't take long before the stallion is sporting his full length under her attentions. The unicorn does the best he can to bring her to a head, to return the favor.

20:16 Saphling moans "Oh, sweet CelestiaAAAAAAAAAA!" She cries out as she finally feels release, her juices splattering across Gyro's tongue and muzzle.

20:22 GyroTech licks up the juices that splatter against him and applies a couple more tender tastes towards her canals. He then pulls out, looking at Saphling expectantly as he presses his hips closer to her muzzle, kind of hoping she'd continue, or even want him to take it further.

20:24 Saphling 's mind enters full on heat as she comes down from her orgasm. Seeing the fully erect memeber in front of her, she takes in into her mouth and begins to bob, knowing that with enough persuasion, she could use it elsewhere

20:30 GyroTech gasps as the mare takes in his tip, the stallion bucking in time with her bobing as he begins to pant on her nethers. The unicorn dives back in as she begins to go down on him, trying to give the mare just as much pleasure.

20:33 Saphling moans around his shaft, Gyro's tongue working like an art form bringing her to a second build up. She takes him down further into her throat and picks up the pace.

20:40 GyroTech purrs deep within the mare, the vibration of her muzzle rumblining her gut. He presses even deeper into her, shoving his muzzle in as far as he could as hermouth works its magic on his member. THe unicorn moans into her canal as he feels himself begining to build, leaking his salty pre into the mares mouth.

15:07 Saphling tastes the pre on the back of her tongue, and his growing scent drives her deeper into the mindless passion of heat. She suddenly buries his member within her, taking it completely down into her throat.

15:21 GyroTech gasps in pleasure as the mare takes him even further, the sensations on his member bringing him to near extacy as the pressure mounts further. The unicorn buckes his hims involuntarily against the mare, forcing him even deeper within her as he lets yout yet more moans.

15:27 Saphling can feel his shaft growing slightly in preparation for the event to come. She bobs deep on his shaft, taking the full length in and out of her mouth and throat. With one final bob, she reaches his balls with her muzzle and slowly pulls her head back, sucking long and hard.

15:32 GyroTech gives one final buck as she takes him deep, moaning loudly and vibrating her canals. The long stroke against his member pushes him over the edges and he climaxes. The unicorns body shudders as his salty seed bursts forth spraying into the mares mouth and down her throat. The stallion pulls his muzzle out of Saphling's nethers, resting his slickened head on the bed as he pants.

15:35 Saphling pushes her head back over his shaft as he explodes inside her mouth, drinking his cum down and licking up any stray shots that coat him instead of her.

15:38 GyroTech wraps his hooves around her back and pulls her close, cuddling against her body and nuzzling her nethers, lost in the afterglow. "That-was-wonderful-Saph-ling" he pants out.

15:42 Saphling pops off of his member and turns her head toward him, gazing at him hungrily. "Don't tell that's all you've got. I need /more/!"

15:45 GyroTech pulls away and looks at her, folding his ears down a bit. "I mean...you've gotta give me some time to recover...A stallion can't quite just go again like you can right now...you should no that..." he argues back, trying to twist around so that he was the same direction as her.

15:55 Saphling stands up on the bed and meets his turning halfway, climbing over and straddling him to do so, then she lustfully takes his head in her hooves and kisses him passionately. "Don't keep me waiting too long..."

16:06 GyroTech wraps his legs around her neck in a passionate embrace and meets her kiss with a lustful grin. He gazes longingly into her eyes, merely nodding at her words and then bringing the mare back into the kiss before she can respond. He presses his tongue through her lips and rubs his tongue against hers.

16:09 Saphling plays with his tongue in her mouth. She presses against his belly with hers, grinding against him to get him back to peak ability.

16:17 GyroTech rubs back against her, pressing himself up against her nether lips as he does so. The stallion murrs in delight into the kiss, dancing his tongue sensually around the mares mouth

16:54 Saphling pulls back from the kiss and gasps for breath. She releases streaks of slick precum as she slides along his belly, lowering her nethers toward his and pressing against the tip of his member. She almost frowned at how long it was taking the recently spent stallion to get back in gear, but the sensation of his fur against her clit stifled that thought.

17:01 GyroTech could feel his nethers begining to heat up once more as his member once again began to slip free of his sheath swelling up, pressing between the two ponies. His expanding member pressed up against her open hole as he begins to eas himself into her. IT doesn't take long before h's once again rock hard due to the sensations.

17:12 GyroTech could feel his nethers begining to heat up once more as his member once again began to slip free of his sheath swelling up, pressing between the two ponies. His expanding member pressed up against her open hole as he begins to eas himself into her. IT doesn't take long before h's once again rock hard due to the sensations.

17:15 Saphling feels Gyro's member press against her entrance, and she grins with a sort of wild hunger. "Don't hold out on me now, Gyro. Give me everything you've got!"

17:20 GyroTech pulls her down against him, meeting her midspeech with a second kiss as he arches up on his back thrusting himself deep into Saphling, the flared head rubbing against her sentitive walls. Each subsequent thrust comes a little harder and faster, starting slow and then building up.

17:26 Saphling throws her head back and cries out in bliss as his shaft slides against her well-lubricated walls, her cries getting louder with each pounding of her insides. "Yes, yes, YES! Harder! Rut me like you're trying to break me!"

17:34 GyroTech grunts with each thrust, her words spurring him on as he picks the pace up even faster. Already he could feel himself building but he tried to force back the though, wanting to ride his mare to the end. The soft tender walls grip tight against him with each thrust driving the stallion into a state of bliss.

17:40 Saphling tongue lulls out of her mouth and her eyes roll back, all thought disappearing except her nether's pleasure. Every so often, she spasms with a short micro-orgasm, coating Gyro with a little more juice each time. As she feels the big one beginning to build, she leans in and holds herself close to Gyro, pounding him as he pounds her.

17:50 GyroTech 's eyes become unfocused as the pleasure on his stallionhood clouded his mind. He pants hotly at the mare as each thrust builds pressure insided of him, bringing him closer and closer to the end. Each time gyro presses himself all the way in, fulling hilting himself in the mare before nearly drawing himself all the way out again. Small moans escape his open lips.

17:58 Saphling leans in and kisses Gyro as their hips slap together lewdly. With every thrust, with every time his incredibly satisfying member fills her up, her walls get a little bit tighter in preparation for the finale, and it sends her heat-driven mind speeding toward the edge.

18:09 GyroTech meets the kiss head on, moaning deeply into her mouth as his tongue traces its ways around the edges. The increase in tightness is enough to finally push the unicorn over the edge, causing a shiver of pleasure to rush up his spine. His member sprays forth its warm seed, spurting with each thrust deep into the mare.

18:15 Saphling feels Gyro's heat flooding her body, his member thickening with each spurt and sending her flying into massive, pleasure-filled spasms. She hangs on tightly as her body shakes almost violently, her inner walls tightening and squeezing for every last drop that Gyro has to offer.

18:21 GyroTech seals himself against her, until he finally empties of his juices, leaving him panting as he breaks off the kiss. As he finishes he falls limp on the bed, murring in pleasure, his tonuge rolled out.

18:27 Saphling collapses on top of Gyro, exhausted, but satisfied. With a sleepy grin, she rests her head against his neck and her breathing softens.

18:39 GyroTech holds her close as she falls on top of him, smilling in his afterglow as he lays there with the mare. Gyro closes his eyes sleepily and cuddles up against the cute pony