Dispelling Myths on Vamponies

9 May 2014

07:29 Inky taps at the window again, harder this time.

07:29 GyroTech melts the glass and let's her in.

07:36 Inky unlatches GyroTech's window and climbs inside, but slips and knocks over the shelf he had under the windowsill. She tumbles to the floor in a clattering heap. With potentially some smashing too.

07:38 GyroTech rolls his eyes at inky but still doesn't get up from his bed. "First you break into my house and then you break my things..." Gyro rolls over to make room for her.

07:42 Inky wiggles around on the floor, having some trouble getting to her hooves. "Well, I did knock! And it's not like you didn't break into my house once, and I wasn't even home at the time! Fair's fair." She sticks out her tongue and him and crawls over to the bed, too lazy to actually stand up. When she tries to pull herself up, all she manages to do is yank all of the covers off of the comfy unicorn.

07:45 GyroTech bites his lip and grunts as the cold air rushes in to greet him. He reaches down to lift the mare up next to him and remarks, "you did that on purpose cause you like seeing me naked didn't you?

07:47 Inky boops the stallion's nose and grins. "Gyro, you're ALWAYS naked. We don't wear clothes."

07:49 GyroTech scrunches his nose and giggles loudly, curling belly an hips against the mare. "I guess thateans I'm always sexy doesn't it?"

07:49 < GyroTech> *that means

07:51 Inky stifles a giggle of her own. "Maybe, but I think most of the time you're just adorable instead," she teases, giving his mane a noogie.

14:08 GyroTech puffs out his chest proudly and grins. "That's OK inky, I'll take adorable too. The most adorable pony in equestria." Gyro leans in to the noogie and purrs.

16:42 Inky giggles at the purring, mussing up GyroTech's mane even more. "I dunno about MOST adorable, but you're up there! Needs more ear tufts, though." She pokes her hoof at GyroTech's sadly tuftless ears.

16:50 GyroTech purrs even louder, really enjoying the feeling of the mare playing with his mane. He nuzzles her cheek and says "Fine, your right, that was a bit boastful sitting next to the mare who actually owns that title. Most adorable stallion in all of Equestria then."

16:51 Inky blushes and her ears flick. "Aww, no, I'm not THAT cute.."

16:58 GyroTech grabs one of those tufted ears in his lips and chew gently on them. "Don't be so modest inky, you rival Celestia herself."

17:02 Inky bites her lip and shivers as her ear gets teased over. "When I think of the princesses... `adorable' isn't the word that comes to mind..."

17:08 GyroTech shifts and begins to lick over her other ear tuft as well, laughing . "Adorable, beautiful, cute, all these words mean near enough the same thing. And the princesses are regarded as beautiful and so adorable as well"

17:15 Inky squirms and gently bats at GyroTech's mane. "If you say so. I've always thought of them as lot more... regal."

17:21 GyroTech gets a wistful look in his eye and says longingly, "I wouldn't mind receiving some affections from those regal princesses"

17:22 Inky snorts and gives him a playful shove. "Haha, you wish! Like they'd pay any attention to a random pony like you or me!"

17:26 GyroTech grunts at the shove and pushes her back. "Hey, I'm not just some random pony, my mother sits on her court as an advisor... Plus I've heard some rumors from the guards."

17:27 Inky rocks back, grinning. "You sure that's actually a point in your /favor/? Also, what kind of rumors?" she asks brightly, raising an eyebrow.

17:31 GyroTech bites his lip and frowns. "probably not... Since that would seem like her granting favoritism to one of the houses... But some of the guards have hinted at the princesses occasionally having fun with them... Though none have ever outright said it"

17:34 Inky giggles. "Just sounds like rumors. I bet Dusk could tell us if there's any truth to them or not!"

17:37 GyroTech shakes his head quickly. "No, we can't ask her. Then she'll want to know why and then I'll have to reveal that I have a thing for the princesses and she's like a royal guard."

17:39 Inky giggles harder and boops GyroTech on the nose. "Oh hush you big baby, it'll be fine! I'll ask her. I won't even mention you!"

17:44 GyroTech rolls his eyes and books her back, aquiesing. "Alright, as long as she doesn't find out who prompted it." He says with a sigh.

17:46 Inky pushes GyroTech's hoof to the side and leans in close, staring him right in the eyes. "Even if she found out, I doubt she'd be surprised! Everypony knows you fall for every mare you see." She sticks out her tongue at him.

17:57 GyroTech scowls hatd and pushes inky away. "What?! No I don't... Like for example I don't love... Umm... Uhh..." The unicorn pauses for a moment, his scowl fading to one of contemplation.

17:58 Inky lets herself get pushed away, rolling onto her back. She turns her head to see GyroTech thinking hard, and snickers. "Take your time..."

18:01 GyroTech responds after about 30 seconds, "I don't think I love sapling maybe... They confuse me. Oh and cream pie." He seems quite satisfied with his short list.

18:04 Inky bursts out in laughter. "That's a pretty hefty list of mares you don't love, there. All two of them!" She tilts her head slightly on her pillow. "What's wrong with Banana, though?"

18:09 GyroTech blushes a bright shade of purple giving a forced grin. "Well I mean... I'm sure there are a couple more... But banana is also a bit... Big for my tastes."

18:12 Inky rolls her eyes, but her brows furrow as she seems to remember something. "Hold on, back up. Sapling? ...Isn't Sapling a stallion?"

18:17 GyroTech shrugs at her with a puzzled look. "I... I don't know... She was a mare when I first met her and then later came back as a stallion. She makes a really cute mare... But I don't know if I can lust over a mare who may not be a mare?"

18:19 Inky hmphs. "When I met him, he was a stallion... you mean that pony from before was the same one?"

18:21 GyroTech nods, "Well so they claimed? I Mean I'm not sure if a pony would lie about that..."

18:23 Inky shrugs, and shifts back over to GyroTech, curling a foreleg around him. "Well, that's not really important, anyway. Weren't we going to do that sleep thing?"

18:29 GyroTech wraps his hoof around her as well, cuddling close to her. "I suppose... I think I owe you a meal though."

19:12 Inky nuzzles at the stallion's neck. "Hm... that's right, you do!" She gives him a toothy grin. "Thanks for reminding me!"

19:16 GyroTech stretches out his neck, laying his head on a pillow. "Just be gentle and try not to miss my hungry little vampire," he says with a chuckle.

19:17 Inky frowns and boops GyroTech's nose rather hard. "I'm not a vampony, Gyro!"

19:22 GyroTech winces at the rough boop, pulling away. "Are you not just about to drink my blood? That's kind of a vampony thing."

19:52 Inky 's ears flatten and she looks away. "Well... no, it's a bat pony thing. Vamponies are a made-up monster used to scare little foals, and where I'm from, what we call ponies who let the blood... go to their heads. So to speak." Her tail gives a halfhearted flick.

19:58 GyroTech flattens his ears down as well, uttering a solemn, "Oh." before turning his head away. "go to their heads huh? Is blood like a drug to yall?"

20:04 Inky thinks a bit before responding. "Nnnnot quite. Feeding feels good, I guess it's... kinda like a high? Dunno if it's anything about the blood that does it, though." She shrugs and sighs. "Some ponies just... can't control themselves."

20:09 GyroTech turns back to face her grinning. "I guess lucky to have befriended one who isn't a vampire."

20:12 Inky snorts in some combination of shock, laughter and disbelief. "Don't joke about that. D'you even know how much blood you can lose before you die?" She rolls back to look at the unicorn, but there's no humor in her eyes now. The mare's expression hardens when she sees him grinning.

20:20 GyroTech grins even harder under her gaze, the seriousness of the question making him instead turn towards the silly to avoid it. "an infinite amount, provided there's enough time between feedings."

20:27 Inky keeps staring at GyroTech, not breaking eye contact. "Like 40%. Less than half. 2 liters, tops." She presses forward, her face grim. "I could drain you dry and you'd just lay there with a dopey smile on your face while you DIED." She shudders and squeezes her eyes shut, breathing shakily.

20:37 GyroTech bites his lip and nuzzles at Inky. 'I know you wouldn't do that to me though Inky. Anyway 2 liters is probably more than you could drink in one sitting... I know I couldn't. " He gives her a couple of loving pats. " Lupine once did leave me bedridden when I let her feed 2 days in a row once though... We never did that again. "

20:39 Inky opens her eyes again, looking a little sad. "Of course I wouldn't, but it's not something to joke about. Ponies die, and it's terrible." She sighs, not responding to his pats. "Ehhhh, y'know, you just lost a lot of blood when you stabbed your tongue. We shouldn't do this right now."

20:44 GyroTech rolls his eyes and rubs his neck against her snout. "It'll be fine. I didn't lose thatch blood. Anyway Lupine always drink more than you do. It'll be fine. I havn't fed her in awhile."

20:48 Inky shakes her head. "I'm not in the mood anymore, Gyro," she says, wiggling herself towards the head of the bed so that the stallion's muzzle was in line with her neck instead. "I'll take you up on that offer some other time."

20:53 GyroTech burries his snout in her neck fur and plants a soft kiss. "Well, you know I don't need to owe you a debt for me to be willing to let you feed." He lets out a loud yawn.

20:55 Inky hugs the unicorn close to her, tilting her head so that she doesn't get poked in the face by his horn. "I know," she says softly. "I really appreciate that you trust me so much, you know." She tries to stop it, but can't help but yawn herself, her fangs glinting in the dim light.

21:16 GyroTech shifts his head position so that his horn rests on top of her cheek and he closes his eyes. "mmmm you're better than any blanket, even that one you pulled off me and left on the floor."

21:26 Inky unfolds her wing and drapes it over the stallion. "How's that?" she asks, giggling softly. "And... could you be a dear and pick that blanket up with your magic? I'm a little chilly." She leans down to give the top of the unicorn's head a little kiss.

21:29 GyroTech coos gently and cuddles up against inky' body. He lifts up the blanket and drops it in a heap on inky' head. "There you are"

21:33 Inky sighs loudly into GyroTech's ear. "Thanks, Gyro," she says sarcastically. After fiddling with the blanket, she eventually manages to cover all of herself up with it.

21:39 GyroTech giggles and closes his eyes. "You're very welcome inky, now go to sleep..." He says gently but insistently.

21:41 Inky shakes her head at the stallion and closes her eyes, cuddling him gently.

21:44 GyroTech soon succumbs to sleep, snoring gently into her neck.

21:46 Inky stays awake a while longer, watching the stallion snooze against her. Finally, a small smile creases her lips and she closes her eyes again, drifting off to sleep.