Innuendo in Front of the Kid

3 May 2014

06:51 GyroTech strolls through the park, taking a nice relaxing walk on the brisk spring morning. He breathes deep of the scent of fresh flowers and can't help but to look around and sneak a bite off of a couple hibiscus flowers.

06:53 Tihan and Razor_Hoof giggle loudly as they toss the ball back and forth! "You got it, good job!" and other happy exclamations come fro mthe pair.

06:55 Razor_Hoof plays with Tihan :D

06:55 GyroTech looks around the park to notice a very familiar mare playing with a small filly. He trots on over to them, trying to sneak up on Tihan.

06:56 Tihan doesn't notice, she's playing with Razor_Hoof

06:56 Razor_Hoof totally notices, though! When next the ball is passed to her, she holds it instead of tossing it back and stares at GyroTech. "Momma, who's that?"

06:58 GyroTech freezes as the little filly points him out, but it wasn't him being caught that suppirsed him so much as the word the pony had used. THe gears were whiring in Gyro's head as he tries to comprehend the idea of Tihan being a parnent.

06:59 Tihan looks around, and sees GyroTech there. She smiles at him and waves him over. "Oh, hey Gyro! Come on over!"

07:00 Razor_Hoof headtilts a bit at GyroTech, curious about this pony that momma apparently knows.

07:01 GyroTech opens his mouth to speak but the words don't come out. He gives his head a quick shake before making his way over to Tihan. "I didn't know you had a little filly...who's this?"

07:02 Tihan smiles at Gyro and gestures towards Razor_Hoof. "Razor, this is Gyro. He's a friend of mine. Come say hello!"

07:04 Razor_Hoof walks over, holding the ball in her mouth. She spits it out with an adorable little "Pleh" and holds it under her hoof, then looks up at GyroTech. "Hello mister!"

07:04 GyroTech looks over the magenta pegasus curiously. While he'd heard that name before, he had mostly forgotten about the changeling incident. "Oh...hi there little one. As your mom said I'm Gyro."

07:06 Tihan smiles, watching the two. She looks between the two as they talk.

07:07 Razor_Hoof says, "uh huh, and I'm Razor, Razor Hoof! It's nice to meet you mister Gyro!" She plops down on her rump and offers her little hoof to him.

07:09 GyroTech pushes the hoof aside gently and pulls her into a hug instead. "Nice to meet you too. Your mom and I are close friends, though she never mentioned anything about you to me." The unicorn looks out fo the corner of his eye towards tihan with one eyebrow raised.

07:09 Tihan frowns. "What, didn't I? I'm sure I must have mentioned her at some point..."

07:10 Razor_Hoof giggles at the hug, happily hugging GyroTech's leg in return. She looks up at him with big filly-eyes and a diabetes-inducing grin.

07:13 GyroTech shakes his head. "Nope, I'd remember if one of the mares I enjoy so much has a kid." He looks back down at the filly and grins back from ear to ear. "You are an extremely cute one though. I'm sad to see that you don't seem to have any of your moms draconic features though."

07:14 Tihan chuckles softly. "Oh, no, we're not related by blood, I adopted this little cutie~" She leans down and nuzzles Razor_Hoof's cheek.

07:15 Razor_Hoof giggles happily and nuzzles Tihan's muzzle. "mmhmm! But being a dragon would be soooo cooool!"

07:19 GyroTech blinks in supprise, "Oh really? Didn't want to go through the difficult first couple of years I take it?" Gyro kids. "Though, being a dragon would not be cool. When your mom and I get going she gets real hot."

07:19 Tihan shoves her hoof in GyroTech's mouth. "Shushushushush!"

07:20 Razor_Hoof giggles, thinking that very silly.

07:21 GyroTech suddenly finds himself muffled by the hoof and quits talking. He knocks it away and gives her a look that says "What?"

07:23 Tihan furrows her brow at him. "She's a filly!"

07:24 Razor_Hoof nods! "uh huh! I'm a filly!" She has no idea what mom's talking about, but she's definitely a filly!

07:25 GyroTech snickers to himself and goes, "Oh ya...I guess thats something she'll learn when she's older." Gyro inspects Razors flank to see if she had her mark yet.

07:26 Razor_Hoof has no mark!

07:26 Tihan nods at GyroTech. "Yes, later, much later."

07:27 GyroTech says, "I suppose so, especially since she's still a blank flank and all..." Gyro then smirks and prods Tihans side, "But what if that's her special talent?" He breaks into laugher.

07:28 Tihan frowns at him. "DOn't... don't even joke about that."

07:29 Razor_Hoof headtilts as the two talk grownup stuff. She bats the ball idly between her hooves.

07:31 GyroTech shakes his head. "Well it is /some/ ponies talent, still...I wont." he turns back towards Razor hoof and seizes the ball with his magic, hovering it up just out of her reach.

07:32 Tihan nods once. "Thank you." She watches the ball.

07:33 Razor_Hoof makes grabby hooves at the ball is it floats out of her hooves! She jumps up for it and grabs on. "My ball!"

07:34 GyroTech giggles as she latches on and hovers the ball up a little higher, levitating the small pony around, but moving slow enough for her to not be thrown off.

07:34 Tihan chuckles slightly, watching her friend play with her filly.

07:35 Razor_Hoof clings onto the ball, wrapping all four hooves around it and hanging from it, her tail swaling under her and her wings fluttering as she tries to maintain her balance

07:36 < Razor_Hoof> swaying*

07:38 GyroTech hovers razorhoof above Tihans head and gently lowers the ball, to where her swaying tail brushed up against her mothers nose.

07:39 Tihan bats lightly at Razor_Hoof's tail. "Tail tail, swish and sway, tail tail, come and and play!"

07:40 Razor_Hoof giggles as her mom recites the rhyme, saying it with her after she says a few words. "tail tail come and play!"

07:44 GyroTech shakes the ball gently, trying to dislodge Razor_Hoof from it and drop her onto Tihans snout. "Thats a silly rhyme you got there. I thought you didn't want to teach her about getting tail," Gyro teases.

07:45 Tihan bonks GyroTech's snout lightly. "Shush, you." She sticks out her tongue at him for a moment... before Razor_Hoof flopped onto her muzzle and clinged on "eep!"

07:50 GyroTech giggles as Razor lands on Tihans snout. "How long has Tihan been your mommy?" He asks, booping the filly on the nose.

07:51 Tihan mmphs. She can't word with a filly on her muzzle!

07:51 Razor_Hoof says, "For, uhh... a couple years or so!" She scoots backwards up Tihan's face and sits atop her head.

21:31 GyroTech lets out a little "hmm" and then asks, "Well, how long has your cute little precence been in existance? And did you know your previous parents?"

21:35 Tihan looks up at Razor knowingly.

21:35 Razor_Hoof answers "I, umm..." She blinks, and taps her hoof seven times on her other hoof, counting out the years. "7!"

21:38 Tihan says, "And no, she can't remember much about her old parents..."

21:41 GyroTech frowns, "Aww, thats kind of sad, not even a little?" He then looks at the filly on Tihans head and says with a grin. "7? Wow, you're almost a big pony!"

21:42 Tihan answers "Just a little bit, but... I think Razor would prefer I not go into details there."

21:42 Razor_Hoof nods! A lot! to both momma's words, and GyroTech's

21:43 GyroTech giggles and scratches razor hoof between the ears. "Whats a big pony like you doing sitting on somepony elses head then?"

21:45 Tihan chuckles lightly, watching Gyro give her little one some nice, yummy affection.

21:46 Razor_Hoof 's ears flop a little away from the scratching, giving his hoof plenty of space. "It makes me feel even bigger when I'm higher!"

21:48 GyroTech snickers and pats her on the head. "When your higher huh?" Looking at Tihan he puts on a teasing face. "What have you been feeding this little girl that she enjoys being high?"

21:49 Tihan rolls her eyes, then chuckles. "Mostly flowers, veggies, and hugs!"

21:50 Razor_Hoof flits up into the air a little bit, her wings slightly big for her size so she doesn't really have much trouble holding herself up. "mmhmm! momma's a good cook!"

21:54 GyroTech nods back to the filly. "Yep, she made me some good food once, though you should ask her about her favorite food," the unicorn says with a smirk on his face, "She actually doesn't cook that one, eats it raw."

21:55 Tihan says, "Oh, sometimes I cook it after I eat it though!" She smirks back at him, rubbing her belly.

21:57 Razor_Hoof giggles. "You mean Mexican? yeah, burritos and tacos are really good, but we have potatoes a lot too!" She licks her lips. "Mmmmm~"

22:01 GyroTech winces, taking the hint and allows the topic to steer back towards more koshur territory. "Umm Yes, yes I meant mexican food," the unicorn says hastily. "She made me a really good breakfast burrito once."

22:06 Tihan giggles softly. "Yeah, I could have done better, but I worked with what was at hoof. Really could have used some cilantro, but nopony ever seems to have cilantro."

22:07 Razor_Hoof smiles. "Oooh, a breakfast burrito! Yummy! Like, like with eggs and and tater tots and salsa and... aww, no cilantro? I like cilantro!"

22:08 GyroTech nods at the filly. "Well, she put a secret ingriedient into it that was kind of like salsa since I didn't have any, but I'm not allow to share it. Its a secret afterall."

22:11 Tihan says, "Yeah, I mean, come on, how can you not have Salsa, Gyro? Salsa is an important part of your daily diet. You should at least have the stuff to make it!"

22:12 Razor_Hoof frowns. "oh, ok... I understand not telling if it's a secret!"

22:14 GyroTech shrugs. "Well...we really don't eat alot of spicy food back in canterlot, so I'm not a big fan of peppers. THey're only good in certain things and I don't use em fast enough for them not to go bad."

22:17 Tihan says, "Aww, that's not true, you like me, don't you~?" She winks and nudges GyroTech with her elbow.

22:17 Razor_Hoof giggles. "uh huh, momma's real spicy!"

22:20 GyroTech snickers and responds. "Yes you are, but...well, I dont' eat you very often so it still cou--" The unicorn blushes a bright purple and says hastily, "I mean, I dont eat you at all...so you dont' count"

22:22 Tihan laughs. "oh, Gyro, you are such a silly pony sometimes." She wraps a foreleg around his neck and gives him a warm hug before leffing go and going back to all fours.

22:23 Razor_Hoof joins in on the hug, landing on GyroTech's back and hugging his head from behind. She takes off when mom lets go, hovering overhead.

22:27 GyroTech smiles warmly and joins the hug, wrapping his front hooves around Tihan and giving a gentle squeeze. He jumps in suppirse as he's suddenly hugged from behind before settling back down into it.

22:28 Tihan smiles at GyroTech. "So, what brings you out here to the park on this fine day?"

22:28 Razor_Hoof sets back down on momma's head, her wings folding up neatly against her sides. "Cuz we were playing ball!"

22:31 GyroTech grins back. "Well...I was just taking a little stroll today, but then I saw this cute little mare playing with some filly I didn't recognise and had to come find out more." The unicorn leans forward and plants his lips on Tihans snout, giving it a quick peck before pulling away.

22:32 Tihan 's cheeks redden. "Aww, well that's sweet of you!"

22:32 Razor_Hoof giggles. "Momma's got a coltfriend, momma's got a coltfriend~" she teases

22:35 GyroTech snickers at the fillies reaction and moves over to give her a kiss on the forehead. "Oh, you're just the cutest thing too, well, besides your mother."

22:35 Tihan waggles a hoof at Razor_Hoof. "Oh shush~" She giggles a bit, her blush growing a little.

22:37 Razor_Hoof squees softly at the kiss on her forehead and ruffles her feathers slightly. "Aww, momma's right, you are sweet!"

22:40 GyroTech snickers as he pulls back. "In more ways than one, as your momma can attest too." The unicorn adjusts his mane real fast to fix any mess the filly might of caused whilst hugging him.

22:43 Tihan says, "Oh yeah, just give him a lick!" She smirks.

22:44 Razor_Hoof blinks "ooh, really? Can I?" before GyroTech could respond to her inquiry, she had already hopped over onto his back and was licking down his spine

22:48 GyroTech blushes and raises a hoof at Tihans remark, but before he can say anything he suddnely feels a heavy weight on his back. The pony shivers as the fillies tiny warm tongue licks at his fruit flavored fur. Gyro sighs and looks at Tihan. "You just had to...didn't you." He turns back to the filly and says "Fine, just stay away from my mane and tail, no matter what your mother tells you."

22:49 Tihan giggles. "You left yourself so open, I couldn't resist!" She nuzzles his cheek, then gives it a quick lick before pulling away and giggling.

22:50 Razor_Hoof sits up. "oooh, yummy! You taste just like, uhh... y'know, fruit! Sweet!" She ggiggles and wiggles her rump on his back before taking back off and landing back on momma's head.

23:00 GyroTech smiles and shakes his head. "Thats what everypony keeps telling me. Never tasted myself to be honest." He sheaks slightly after the filly takes off to help settle his wet fur. "Ya...I supposed I did, but...Hey Razor, did you know your mama tastes pretty good as well?"

23:02 Tihan chuckles. "Yeah, you really should taste yourself! So fruity and sweet~" She giggles a bit.

23:02 Razor_Hoof chirps, "Of course I know what momma tastes like! She's spicy and delicious~"

23:04 GyroTech says, "Especially in a breakfast burrito," he counters, with a sly smile.

23:05 Tihan chuckles. "ooh, that would be a pretty good burrito."

23:05 Razor_Hoof smiles "oh yeah, momma does taste a lot like salsa, now that you mention it!"

23:09 GyroTech snickers and says, "Yep, she did make a pretty good burrito." The unicorn covers his mouth with a hoof dramatically. "I mean oops...I wasn't supposed to reveal the secret ingredient."

23:09 Tihan blushes a bit and looks at Razor_Hoof, hoping she didn't get it.

23:09 Razor_Hoof blinks "Wait... you ate momma?"

23:10 GyroTech clicks his hooves together, putting on a face of mock embarrassment. "Ya...Kinda..."

23:12 Tihan deadpans. "..."

23:12 Razor_Hoof asks "How did she get out? WOuldn't she get stuck in your tummy forever?"

23:13 GyroTech takes one look of Tihans face and bursts into laughter, collasping onto the ground and rolling in the grass.

23:15 Tihan sighs "..." She furrows her brow at him. "Come on, gyro, there's a filly here. Really? Really?"

23:16 Razor_Hoof remains sitting on momma's head, and pokes her horn. "I bet she teleported out, huh!"

23:19 GyroTech stiffles his laugher under the mares gaze, suddenly feeling a little ashamed. "Well umm, no...I actually had to cough her back up. I'm sure she could of teleported though." Gyro slowly gets to his feet. "I didnt say the other things that go on when you or I get eaten..." he whispers to Tihan, hoping that Razor's sensitive ears don't pick up what he said.

23:21 Tihan annoyedly pokes his shoulder with a partially outstretched claw. "Just you watch what you say around fillies. You got that?"

23:21 Razor_Hoof frowns. "Oh... that doesn't sound like much fun."

23:25 GyroTech shakes his head, shivering at Tihans claw. "Nope, its not fun at all. You should never try to eat another pony...or let a pony eat you."

23:28 Tihan nods. She retracts her claw and puts her hoof back on the ground. "Yeah, what he said."

23:31 Razor_Hoof frowns. "Oh, ok..." She lands back on the ground next to the ball and bats it slightly to the side with a hoof.

23:32 GyroTech grins. "Anyways, before you even tried a pony, you'd have to start with something smaller like that ball there."

23:33 Tihan looks at the ball. "Yeah, your throat isn't ready to stretch that wide yet."

23:34 Razor_Hoof looks at the ball, and picks it up between her hooves. "Eat the ball, huh?" She headtilts at the ball, turning it over in her hooves.

23:35 GyroTech bites his lip and shakes his head. "I mean...you probably shouldnt do that."

23:36 Tihan frowns "Yeah, I don't think you can digest that, sweetie."

23:37 Razor_Hoof tilts her head. "Oh... yeah, probably not."

23:38 GyroTech says "Yeah, you'd have to cough it up afterards and thats not extremely pleasant."

23:39 Tihan answers "Quite. Foods should be ones that you can digest or teleport out."

23:39 Razor_Hoof grins. "Ohh... so not a ball. ok!"

23:40 GyroTech giggles and shakes his head. "You don't follow your own rules Tihan, seeing as I can't teleport very well."

23:41 Tihan says "Yeah, but I can teleport you out, so it's ok!"

23:41 Razor_Hoof smiles "mmhmm! momma's real good at magic n' stuff!"

23:42 GyroTech glares at the little filly. "Hey, I'm good at magic too! I just cant teleport very well."

23:43 Tihan chuckles. "I know you are Gyro, I'm just she didn't mean anything by it, right sweetie?" She picks up Razor_Hoof in her hooves and cradles her before giving her tummy a loving nuzzle.

23:44 Razor_Hoof answers "uh huh! eee!" She eees as she's picked up, then again when she's nuzzled.

23:46 GyroTech reaches in and tickles at the exposed belly.

23:49 Tihan nuzzles her cute little chest while she's tickled

23:49 Razor_Hoof squeals and giggles, her hooves flailing aout a bit and her wings straining against momma's hooves

23:51 GyroTech nuzzles at the filly as well, taking a slight taste of her fur as she flails about.

23:52 Tihan kisses Razor_Hoof's chest and smiles at her.

23:52 Razor_Hoof tastes like... umm... (Oh gosh, I don't have a flavor for Razor :O)

00:05 GyroTech makes a face and pulls back at the taste. "Ughh, I hate onions that havn't been cooked." The unicorn shakes his head and looks at TIhan, "Well, you probably don't have to worry about anypony eating her..."

00:41 Tihan chuckles. "Aww, I think you taste sweet~" She gives her daughter a loving lick up her forehead.

00:41 Razor_Hoof giggles happily

00:48 GyroTech shrugs, "Well, to each their own I guess. Did I ever tell you that I kind of adpoted a filly of my own?"

00:50 Tihan blinks. "You did? I don't think yout old me that!"

00:50 Razor_Hoof asks "Is she nice?!" :D

01:20 GyroTech says, "She's very sweet. A refugee from some kingdom way to the north. She deosn't know its name though..."

01:21 Tihan frowns "Aww, that kinda sucks... at least she has a sweet daddy like you~"

01:21 Razor_Hoof grins. "Mmhmm! Sweet in lots of ways!" She giggles and licks her hoof

01:24 GyroTech smiles at Tihan's words and can't help but giggle at Razor_hoof. "I should probably bring her around sometime to play with you."

01:25 Tihan asks "WOuld you like that, Razor?"

01:25 Razor_Hoof says "Yeah! That would be tons of fun!"

03:41 GyroTech gives Tihan a quick kiss and nuzzles Razorhoof. "Well, sadly it looks like I must be on my way. Gotta get to the market in time to grab lunch."

03:41 < GyroTech> "But, I'll definatly bring her around next time. SHe's super sweet."