How Do you Know Me?

3 May 2014

15:51 Banana_Cream_Pie licks GyroTech

15:52 GyroTech quickly tries to fix his mane as it gets mussed up by her tongue. "Hey, at least lick down my mane!"

15:53 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes. "Why would I do that after you left me on a roof?"

15:55 GyroTech rolls his eyes back. "Well...you did eat me. Anyways, some somepony must of found you a ladder."

15:56 Banana_Cream_Pie says "More like a wench and pulley system... Besides, you know I wouldn't purposely hurt anypony."

15:58 GyroTech answers "Well...you also otld me you couldn't get me out, so what was a pony to do besides try to teleport...Its not like I /intended/ for you to get up there..."

15:59 Banana_Cream_Pie shakes hir head. "I couldn't get you out. I don't have a gag reflex."

16:05 GyroTech nods in agreement. "I'm not doubting you on that anymore, which is why I had to find an alternative to escape by."

16:06 Banana_Cream_Pie frowns. "But I wouldn't have hurt you..."

16:11 GyroTech crosses his hooves and looks entirely unconvinced. "Oh? And you've don that before? I don't think it works out like you seem to think it would."

16:13 Banana_Cream_Pie frowns at him.

16:13 GyroTech frowns back. "Well...have you?"

16:14 Banana_Cream_Pie says "Once..."

16:15 GyroTech asks "and...?"

16:17 Banana_Cream_Pie answers "Well... It didn't hurt him, but I was run out of town for eating another pony..."

16:22 GyroTech drops his jaw wide open. "It didn't hurt him? Not a scar? Cause I've been in ponies to long before and it starts to hurt..."

16:23 Banana_Cream_Pie chuckles. "He, uh... Lost all his fur...."

16:26 GyroTech closes his jaw and gives Banana_Cream_Pie an irritated, disaproving scowl. "And you think its acceptable for a pony to lose all their fur? That would be absolutely unbearable!"

16:30 Banana_Cream_Pie folds hir ears back. "That's why I tried to force you three farther along..."

16:31 Sapling walks by and overhears the shouting

16:34 GyroTech shakes his head unconvinced. "I'm not really sure that would work."

16:34 Banana_Cream_Pie shouts, "Well have /you/ tried it?"

16:35 Sapling trots up to the pair. "Hey, guys. What's going on?"

16:36 GyroTech says "Well, when you risk losing your fur for little--" the unicorn goes silent as soon as he's walked in on by sapling. "Oh...nothing..."

16:36 Stoic blushes as he leans against Sapling, watching over the situation

16:37 Sapling lifts an eyebrow. "What's this about losing fur?"

16:40 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes. "He's afraid to test a theory because there's a possibility of him losing his fur." Shi lays hir head on the ground, glancing around between GyroTech, Sapling, and Stoic.

16:42 GyroTech shakes his head. "Well, she seems to think that using pure lye is good for the fur and claims to have done it before, but ya...I don't believe that for one second."

16:43 < Banana_Cream_Pie> "I never said anything about lye."

16:43 Stoic steps forward and up to the mare with a smile "Go ahead and test it on me Banana... I trust you with my body~" He said, a look of confidence on his face

16:43 GyroTech gives Banana_Cream_Pie the stink eye for not going along with his cover up.

16:45 Sapling glances between the others with a suspicious look. "Okay, what's really going on here?"

16:46 GyroTech bites his lip and shrugs towards Sapling. "Uhhh....nothing is going on here," he states, quite unconvincingly..

16:47 Sapling deadpans

16:48 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes. "He's afraid of me eating him, even though I promised I wouldn't let any harm come to him." Shi smiles at Stoic

16:49 Stoic nuzzles against her "Come on, lets show this stuck up unicorn that theres no harm to come from you~"

16:50 GyroTech 's jaw drops wide open once again. "Well...I was trying to protect you from other ponies finding out that you liked doing that...Why woudl I want to be eaten anyways?"

16:50 Sapling blinks. Several times. "I see..." I glance from Gyro to Banana and back again. "Well, shi's a pretty big pony. The fit may be a little snug, but not uncomfortable I should think."

16:51 Banana_Cream_Pie nuzzles Stoic back. "In a minute, okay?" Shi looks at GyroTech and Sapling. "The mare you were climbing on me with seemed to like it."

16:54 Stoic nods to the mare, sitting back as she waits to finish what she wanted to do

17:00 GyroTech bites his lip and back s away from Cream Pie slightly at Saplings comment. "Well...if your so interested, why dont you try?" He asks, gesturing to the pony he'd never met before. "And, Tihan is a strange pony..."

17:02 Sapling shrugs. "Alright, though it would be unfair to skip Stoic in line. He asked first." "I do have a question about it though. Are being eaten and losing fur related? Or was that something else?"

17:05 GyroTech nods at Sapling. "Yes...the last and only pony she ate apperently survived...but came out the other end with no fur on their body and now she's tryihng ot convince me to experiment..."

17:06 Banana_Cream_Pie gives Stoic a lick on the cheek. "Would you mind having company?"

17:10 Stoic blushes and shakes his head "I would love comapany, I know you enjoy having as many ponies in you~"

17:14 Sapling says "That settles that, then. Stoic is first, then I'll join him. And then, if we haven't been digested into oblivion, Gyro will follow. Sound like a plan?"

17:17 GyroTech opens and closes his mouth a couple times and shakes his head in disbelief. "First no...and second, you seem to know who I am...but I've never met you in my life. Do you work with one of my machines or something?"

17:18 Stoic shakes his hea dand speaks up "I told him about you..."

17:20 Banana_Cream_Pie licks Stoic again, smiling.

17:21 Sapling looks around sheepishly. "Er... yeah. He did. It was a little embarrassing, actually."

17:22 GyroTech turns and glares at Stoic for an explanation. "Embarrassing you say?"

17:22 Sapling says, "I may have gotten a little drunk recently, with Stoic, and we may have screamed names. Yours was one of them."

17:23 Stoic nods with a blush, covering his face much like he did what he was screaming names

17:24 GyroTech looks at the pair entirely unconvinced. "Now actually tell me what story you told him...He wouldn't know who I am just by hearing my name..."

17:25 Sapling sighs. "Well, that sobered me up rather quickly. I'm not used to being called Gyro, for reasons I'm sure you can imagine." Glances at Stoic. "So I asked him about you."

17:26 Stoic nods in agreement with his story, from behind his hooves which were coving up his red face

17:27 Banana_Cream_Pie giggles and noses Stoic

17:28 Stoic noses the mare back with a smile, wiggling to wards her

17:28 GyroTech frowns. "Well...something he said would of made you instantly recognise me...so I know its not just that..." Gyro turns over towards stoic and steps between him and Banana. "Now what actually did you say," the unicorn demands in a strict voice.

17:29 Banana_Cream_Pie snorts and frowns at GyroTech

17:31 Sapling snickers at Banana's reaction. "Shh, Gyro. You're interrupting her consumption"

17:31 Stoic winces at the attacking unicorn, coving up his face even more and acting very much like a scared foal would... his body language just screaming for somepony to help

17:32 GyroTech says, "Tell me and I promise I wont be mad. Keep hiding it from me and I probably will be."

17:35 Banana_Cream_Pie growls. "Leave him alone."

17:35 Stoic winces as continues to hide as he mumbles "I-I just described what you look like..."

17:36 GyroTech continues pressing "Which he would remember after a night of heavy drinking because...?"

17:38 Sapling protests "Hey now. I can't do heavy drinking, or I end up in the loony bin. It was just a few light ciders"

17:40 Stoic crawls over and nuzzles against Banana_Cream_Pie "P-please eat me..." He asked, wanting to be 'safe' from Gyro

17:44 GyroTech makes sure to keep contact with Stoic, ready to teleport away if Cream Pie begins to fulfill Stoics request. "You seem quite scared to tell me what you told himm, why is that?"

17:45 Banana_Cream_Pie picks up GyroTech bodily and sets him to the side before leaning down to nuzzle Stoic

17:46 Sapling sighs. "Wouldn't you be scared if an unreasonably angry pony was trying to wring you for information? You're basically interrogating him."

17:46 Stoic nuzzles the large mare back, happy to have such a loving and caring friend and the words that his other friend spoke only made him happier

17:48 GyroTech flails about as he's picked up, casting a death glare at Cream Pie before answering Sapling. "Well you're not helping either. YOu could tell me too, and its not unreasonable to want to know what was said about me behind my back." Gyro Tries to close the distance between him and Stoic once again.

17:50 Sapling answers "Tell you what. Once he's safely eaten, I'll answer every question you have to the best of my ability. Does that sound fair to you?" And if I don't, then you can skewer me with your horn. Just... take it easy if you do. It's been a while since I've been horned." I wink

17:56 Stoic speaks up "I-I horned you last night Sapling..." He spoke up before going back to hiding and nuzzling Banana_Cream_Pie

17:57 GyroTech balks at the idea. "Skewer you with my horn? Now I'm some viol-Oh..." He trails off as he catches Saplings meaning. "Fine...fine..."

17:57 Sapling merely shakes his head and chuckles.

17:58 Banana_Cream_Pie licks Stoic. "You're safe now..."

17:59 Stoic licks back with a smile on his face "I know... thank you~"

18:03 GyroTech prods Stoic in the rear. "Alright, well get on with it. While I doubt you will, I hope you come back with at least most of your fur."

18:04 Banana_Cream_Pie smiles back before opening hir mouth and engulfing Stoic's head

18:05 Stoic didn't strugle or wiggle, just purring happily

18:08 Banana_Cream_Pie takes a powerful swallow before lifting hir head upwards, letting gravity pull Stoic the rest of the way down

18:12 Stoic easily slides down her throat, not doing much in the way of struggling

18:13 GyroTech turns to face Sapling. "Well...first of all, I'm Gyro Tech, though you seem to have already known that, and you are?"

18:14 Sapling holds out a friendly hoof. "Sapling. It's good to meet you."

18:20 Banana_Cream_Pie murrs as Stoic slides down hir throat and into hir stomach.

18:22 Stoic sighs as he falls to relax in her stomach

18:25 GyroTech takes the mares hoof gingerly and gives it a hearty shake. "Well..." The unicorn gives a nervous laugh. "I promise what ever embarrasing story Stoic told about me is not representitive of my usual self."

18:29 Sapling snickers. "Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that."

18:30 GyroTech asks "But still, you did promise, what story did he tell you?"

18:31 Banana_Cream_Pie shifts onto hir side and rubs Stoic through hir belly. "Comfy?"

18:32 Stoic nods with a smile "I am, are you enjoying your pony meal~"

18:32 Sapling nods. "Yes, I did promise on penalty of getting horned, didn't I?"

18:33 Banana_Cream_Pie nods. "Mmhmm~"

18:34 GyroTech frowns "Well yes...but you'd still be breaking your promise...Theres still the possibility of that later," the stallion says, brushing up against her side.

18:35 Stoic wiggles about some more "Glad you like it, I'd enjoy to come down here more often~"

18:36 Sapling shrugs. "There really isn't much to tell. He said you were stuck up and pompous because you were from a rich family."

18:37 Banana_Cream_Pie giggles and murrs softly, watching the other two ponies

18:39 Sapling says, "He also told me to watch out for you, since you're so forward about what you want. And he was right. You didn't back down even when he was practically fleeing for his life, and now you're being a bit nudgy-nudgy. Oh, he also called you a stubborn racist. I'll reserve my judgement on that, though, for the sake of diplomacy."

18:42 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes. "That might be why he doesn't get all nudgy-nudgy with me then." Shi sticks hir tongue out to let them know shi was teasing

18:43 Sapling shakes her head. "No, I'm pretty sure that's because he's afraid of your beautiful size. I'm an earth pony too."

18:45 GyroTech flashes a scowl across his face before quickly trying to bury it. "Oh did he? I think he and I might need to talk later... Anyways, fleeing for his life is a bit melodramatic don't you think? Its not like I'll hurt him.

18:48 Sapling grins devilishly. "Why wait?" Turns toward the massive earth pony. "Oh, Banaaaaaaaanaaaaaaa! Gyro said he wants to be eaten before me!"

18:48 Stoic calls out from the belly belly "LIES! YOUR WORDS HURT A LOT!"

18:49 Banana_Cream_Pie gently pats hir belly. "Calm down, Stoic, please?"

18:49 GyroTech quivers and backs away from both earth ponies. "N-no I don't."

18:52 Banana_Cream_Pie answers "Then maybe you should apologize for intimidating poor Stoic..."

18:57 GyroTech shakes his head. "It was his own--" He then remembers the mare beside him. "I mean...I'm sorry Stoic..." He says in the most apologetic tone he could muster, though it wasn't very convincing.

18:59 Stoic could tell it was fake, even from insider the mare's belly

19:05 Banana_Cream_Pie snorts softly. "That wasn't too convincing..."

05:17 Sapling shakes his head. "Your apology has been found lacking."

05:17 < Sapling> *her

05:23 GyroTech blushes and tries again. "I'm sorry that you wouldn't respond to me initially and so I was forced to get confrontational."

05:25 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes and rubs over Stoic in hir belly

05:25 Stoic purrs as he was massaged from inside her belly "Oooooh, Can I come in here more often~"

05:29 Sapling shakes her head again. "You weren't forced to do anything. You chose to be confrontational."

05:31 GyroTech frowns and folds his hears flat against his head. "But...but he did say terrible things about me after all...as you just told me." He gives the mare puppydog eyes.

05:34 Banana_Cream_Pie giggles softly. "Of course you can Stoic."

05:34 Sapling says, "Well, yes, that's true... However, you started bullying him before you even knew what he said."

05:35 Stoic blushes and wiggles about "Glad you like me in you..." He screams out "CAN YOU TWO JUST GET IN THERE SO SHE CAN GET IT OVER WITH"

05:38 GyroTech shakes his head and looks back and forth between Sapling and Banana, trying to decide wether to retreat from the mares side, or stay there and risk getting eaten. He settles for leaning against sapling, shaking a little. "But...but I'm pretty good at guaging these things, my reasoning was solid."

05:40 Sapling sits down and throws up her hooves with a sigh. "Banana, are you big enough to eat us both at the same time?"

05:41 Banana_Cream_Pie shrugs. "Maybe. I could hurt my jaw if I stretch it too far though..."

05:43 Stoic calls out "Do it one at a time... I don't want her huting herself solely because Gyro's too scared to do something completely non-leathal"

05:43 GyroTech bites his lip and gives Sapling a worried glance. "Oh cmon, don't do that. You'll look one thousand times less cute without any fur, though..." the unicorn flashes a quick smile, "You'd still be pretty cute I imagine. Lets just go off for a bit and let Stoic come out later"

05:45 Sapling shakes her head a third time. "I already said I'd go in. You can be a coward though, if you want." She looks up to Banana and gulps. "I'm ready.."

05:49 Banana_Cream_Pie giggles and gently pats hir belly. "Company is coming Stoic." Shi opens hir mouth wide, hir pink throat pulsing into the darkness that leads to hir gullet

05:49 Sapling gulps loudly.

05:50 GyroTech shivers in place sligthly and takes a couple steps back. He tugs on Saplings tail with his mouth, trying to get her to budge.

05:50 Stoic helps the pony down into the mare's belly, giving her a friendyl hug in this tight area "Thanks for agreeing to coming with me... you're a really good friend, you know?"

05:54 Banana_Cream_Pie leans forward and grabs Sapling in hir mouth, hir massive tongue running over her face

05:56 Sapling struggles against her instinct to fight.

05:58 GyroTech whimpers and tugs on Saplings tail a little bit more tyring to dislodge the mare. Gyro was still indescisive about running off, not wanting to leave the mare inside of the larger ponies gut.

06:00 Banana_Cream_Pie takes a mighty swallow, forcefully dragging Sapling and GyroTech towards hir waiting gullet

06:02 Sapling screams at the sudden, forced movement, and starts wriggling and pushing to get free

06:04 GyroTech grimaces at the mares scream, and still out of Banana_Cream_Pie's mouth, with all four feet on the ground, backs up hard, still grasping her tail tyring to pull the lady out.

06:05 Banana_Cream_Pie groans, hir throat spasming a little as it tried to keep the mare inside and failing

06:05 Stoic winces at the screaming, wishing they didn't struggle as they made it hard for the mare to do what she needed to do

06:07 Sapling bucks wildly, then passes out

06:08 GyroTech pulls even harder on her tail, grinning to himself as he makes progress until he's bucked in the face, stunning the unicorn and causing him to lose his grip on Sapling's tail.

06:09 Banana_Cream_Pie swallows again as the resistance stops abruptly, lifting hir head skywards and letting gravity draw Sapling down hir throat

06:12 GyroTech panics and jumps up to once again grab Saplings tail to help her escape, only to get pulled up instead once his teeth latch on, his head soon running accross cream pies tongue.

06:12 Stoic is ready to accept those who came down, even though he would rather with that only Sapling came down

06:15 Sapling wakes up due to a painful yank on her tail. "Ow, what the-" She realizes it's very dark. And very warm.

06:15 Banana_Cream_Pie eagerly gulps down Gyro too, hir tongue writhing around his form

06:17 GyroTech decides that getting gulped down wasn't worth saving the mare over and lets go of the furry appendage, trying to wiggle his way back out of Banana_Cream_Pie

06:17 < GyroTech> 's slimy maw

06:18 Stoic happily helps the mare down into belly and into his hooves, smiling at her "Thank you for coming down with me..." He gives her cheek a kiss "I promise you'll be safe"

06:19 Banana_Cream_Pie doesn't let GyroTech escape, hir tongue forcing him deeper down hir throat while shi swallows hard

06:22 Sapling quivers as she tries to move, but the tight space keeps her from doing too much. "I-I'm scared..."

06:23 GyroTech writhes in panic as he's swallowed down, leting out a loud yelp and shouting. "Quit swallowing you damn mud pony!"

06:24 Sapling snaps back to her senses and fires a precision blow directly for Gyro's horn.

06:26 GyroTech winces as he's struck in his horn, whimpering in pain as the sensitive bone throbs in pain.

06:29 Banana_Cream_Pie rolls hir eyes and swallows once more, determined to get him down into hir gut

06:33 GyroTech continues to groan in pain as the last of the unicorn slips down her gullet and joins the other two ponies in her stomach.