How to Extort a Date

26 February 2014

22:22 Fallsy !inflate GyroTech

22:23 GyroTech eeps and tries to scramble away but is too slow, his belly quickly ballooning out to where his hooves couldn't get a good purchase on the ground.

22:24 Fallsy points and laughs.

22:26 GyroTech turns to face Fallsy and pouts. "What are you laughing at?"

22:26 GyroTech !inflate Fallsy

22:26 Fallsy screams!

22:27 GyroTech giggles as his freinemy begins to inflate as well.

22:28 Fallsy whines and complains.

22:31 GyroTech tries to reach back with his magic to flip off the switch but is having trouble finding it.

22:41 Fallsy huffs at GyroTech indignantly.

22:42 GyroTech whines as he can't reach the switch. "Ummm Fallsy? Somepony? Help maybe?

22:47 < Inky> hehe

22:47 Fallsy just grows immobile and whines.

22:54 GyroTech looks at inky pleadingly. "Help please my adorable little friend?"

23:00 Inky ambles over and turns off both of the pumps, shaking her head. "How do you guys keep DOING this to yourselves?"

23:05 GyroTech rolls his eyes and points an accusatory hoof towards the bulging pegasus, though he was slightly smaller than the commically ballooned unicorn. "Its his fault. ITs always his fault!"

23:12 GyroTech growls at Fallsy and attemps to cross his hooves...unfortunatly he can just barely touch the tips of each other.

23:13 Britemac_Apple says, "I could probably help with that"

23:15 GyroTech gives the pony a hopeful grin. "You could? That would be great."

23:19 Britemac_Apple says, "Eyup, but, it'll cost some favors"

23:22 GyroTech shakes his head quickly, "Yes please, just fix this quickly...Its uncomfortable."

23:22 Britemac_Apple says, "And them favors are gonna be anything I want, deal?"

23:24 GyroTech suddenly catches the tail end of what he was saying, his face suddenly frowns. "Wait...what's this about favors?"

23:24 Stoic walks around with a smile on his face, the memory of what happened the previous day. But as hes walking around, he spots GyroTech with another. He slowly approtches with curriousity in his eyes

23:25 Britemac_Apple says, "I help ya not be all full of air like that, and ya owe me one favor, and it's anything I want"

23:27 GyroTech seems a little nervous about this favor, his face visibly aggitated as he considers it. "Ummmmm....hmmmm...well...I guess?"

23:28 Stoic continued to trotly slowly towards the two of them, trying to stay unoticed as he listens on what was going on, hoping its something he wouldn't have to step inbetween

23:30 Britemac_Apple is an earthpony http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/020/3/9/britemac_apple_by_terfim-d72waim.png "No I guess there partner, it's either yes, or no"

23:33 GyroTech whimpers slightly, though not likeing the prospect of remaining like this for a couple of hours. "I umm yes...fine..." he says trailing off.

23:35 Stoic watches from the closest place he could hide in, not wanting to step one hoof into this conversation without a reason to

23:36 Britemac_Apple grins some and pulls out a large thick hose using his hooves to force it up inside the rump of the inflated unicorn, until it hits the edge of that air pocket, a soft hissing sound coming out as the air sloooowly drains through the hose

23:39 GyroTech lets out a large yelp as he's violated by yet another air hose without the first one coming back out. "Eeeep!" Still soon he begins to deflate soon reaching his old size. "Oh much better," he sighs.

23:41 Stoic let out a small ammount of chuckles at the silly sight, though he really holds no grude against Gyro, it was nice to see him pay slightly for the pain he had caused earlier.

23:41 Britemac_Apple grins and pulls out both the hoses without much cerimony glancing a look over at Fallsy "Th` same offer goes for you too, ya owe me one favor and I deflate'cha"

23:44 GyroTech layed out on the ground, trying to let his body letting his body relax. He takes a couple deep breaths.

23:47 Stoic started to look over the pony who deflated the pony ballon known as GyroTech, the color of his fur was interesting and his mane and tail were no less interesting of colors. He also notied a little chip in his ear, betting that there has got to be quite a good story about that

23:48 Britemac_Apple grins and stands over the now deflated unicorn "Now then, 'bout that favor, ya wanna get it out of th' way now, or later?"

23:51 GyroTech gulps as he looks up at Britemac_Apple, letting ears flatten and his tail sink into the dirt. "Well umm...how about you tell me what that favor is first and I'll decide if I'll wait for you to be in a differnt mood.' He responds meekly

23:54 Stoic looked over GyroTech before looking to the new pony, a worried look appeared on his face. He felt he might have to step in if things between the two of them got a little out of hand. Although GyroTech did agree to help him, he heard that much, he wasn't going to allow anything that may really hurt Gyro.

23:54 Britemac_Apple chuckles "Trust me, mah mood fer this one ain't gonna change, for a stallion, ya got a mighty fine plot" he replies with a grin "And it's been a while since I saw a plot I liked"

23:57 GyroTech quivered, looking mighty displeased with the situation. "Well ummm how about later then..." adding under his breath, "way way way later." He tries to back up a little from Britemac_Apple to get to his feet.

23:58 Stoic put his hoof in a possition in where it could get him up and quickly between the new pony and GyroTech, for he wasn't going to allow such a act as rape happen before his eyes... but he would only act if he did so, otherwise he saw no need to step inbetween them

00:00 Britemac_Apple shrugs "Well the longer ya wait, odds are the more you'll get filled" he chuckles in response "But I'll hold ya to it, and if'n I find out you were lyin' about repayin' yer favor I'll make yer life alot less pleasant. My family is rather well known, and bein' black listed by us...well....it ain't a good thing for an apple ta call another a bad apple"

00:03 GyroTech rolls his eyes and and gets and gets to his feet. "Uggh sure..." He doesn't look very convinced. "Later I guess then."

00:06 Stoic pulled his hoof back, getting comfortable as he smiles happily. The threat of rape has passed for now and he could go back to relaxing and listening in of their conversation somemore. Though this act of his isn't the most chivalrous, there was no real harm in doing it

00:06 Britemac_Apple says, "Eyup, and don't try to dodge out on favors you owe"

00:10 GyroTech seems to be avoiding eyecontact with Britemac_Apple, and as he does so notices a peeping tom. "Oh hey there Stoic...what are ya doing out here today."

00:12 Stoic eeps and blushes a bit as he is discovered, really hes shocked that he was only JUST spotted now as he wasn't the best at hiding. He hops up onto his hooves, keeping his composure as if he was doing nothing wrong and walked towards them "I was just walking around, enjoying the nice day out~"

00:14 Britemac_Apple says, "Ya look like a whipped mule at the thought of a night of fun with another stallion there hoss" he chuckles out "And I am a gentleman somewhat, so you'd get dinner and a movie first, ta be sure" he adds on with a wink before waving a hoof at this 'Stoic' character

00:18 GyroTech growls in irritation at Stoic, "You were probably there during the whole incident, watching as that pony did that to me and as I was taken advantage of by this pony here." Gyro huffs back at Britemac_Apple and states flatly, "I'm not into stallions."

00:22 Stoic shakes his head, discribing that he came only when he was filled up with air and the stallion was barganing with him to deflate him. He also states that he was ready to step in should he feel the need to, but as he was practicly safe the entire time he didn't think it was needed. After explaining this all to him, he turns and smiles to the other pony, sticking out his hoof in greetings "Nice to meet you, my name, as you heard, is Stoic"

00:22 Stoic thinks. After explaining this all to him, he turns and smiles to the other pony, sticking out his hoof in greetings "Nice to meet you, my name, as you heard, is Stoic"

00:27 Britemac_Apple shakes that hoof "Names Britemac Apple" he replies "And I wouldn't use force for somethin' like that, although you still me a favor and if your gonna get so butthurt about the thought of bein' with another stallion, I'll figure somethin' else out for a whiner like you"

00:30 GyroTech still seems quite indignant towards Stoic, glaring at him the whole time during his explanation. That glare only broken by a long sigh of relief as Britemac_Apple decides to let him off the hook. "Yes, that sounds much better for the both of us."

00:33 Stoic pulls his hoof back after the pony shakes it "With a name like that, you must be an Apple." The Apple family name is well known across Equestia and even beyond, their family was large and has a lot of power over the equine nation. He gives GyroTech a glancing shot, not liking how he was looking at him at all, figuring that he ether was pissed at him for spying on them or still pissed about how he acted towards him yesterday

00:33 Stoic gives GyroTech a glancing shot, not liking how he was looking at him at all, figuring that he ether was pissed at him for spying on them or still pissed about how he acted towards him yesterday

00:43 Britemac_Apple says, "Eyup, we're pretty well known, it's why I was sayin' ditchin on a favor to one of us and gettin' black listed by th' family is pretty darn bad" he says with a grin

00:44 GyroTech says, "Even if its revealed that said favor was gained through extortion?" The unicorn deadpans.

00:48 Stoic looks back to Britemac_Apple, frowning a bit a such an idea of extortion. Though the Apples are quite powerful, there is no need to hold it above others heads in order to get something out of them, especially sexual favors. His faces says that much as he looks over Britemac_Apple

00:50 Britemac_Apple says, "Actually I was gonna treat ya on a date first and see how it went from there. And, I could have just left ya up there till ya farted out all that air, woulda taken a few hours, but you weren't in any danger, so I didn't have ya over a hay bale or nothin'"

00:54 GyroTech crosses his hooves and turns his back away from Britemac_Apple. "And what? I was supposed to tell my girl friend that I traded gaining my freedom for sex? She is /not/ a pony you want to have mad at you. She gave me a dragon heart for valentines a couple days ago...from one she slayed mind you."

00:55 GyroTech makes a disgusted face at the mention of the heart, his voice going weak for just a second.

00:58 Stoic winced at the discription that GyroTech gave of the love of his life. Though such a mare peaked his interest, it didn't stop his sane sight from making that discusted face, as he wouldn't want to be given a heart from a dragon for Hearts and Hooves day... though the meer idea of somepony slaying a dragon JUST to give its heart to a special somepony warrents respect

01:00 Britemac_Apple snorts. "You act like if after I treated you on a date I'd force ya into bed, I may be a bit pent up, but I aint a rapist" he says growling some and narrowing his eyes

01:05 GyroTech crosses his hooves, still with his back turned. "Well...that is exactly what you seemed to imply."

01:07 Stoic sighed and got inbetween them, as to split them up before things got way to out of hoof "Stop your whining you too... we're adults and we will settle this as such..." He turns to Britemac_Apple with a slight frown "You shouldn't have to extrot a pony for body for helping him..." He looks back to GyroTech with a smiliar look "And you shouldn't make promises that you can't keep... gets you in bad trouble sooner or later..."

01:08 Stoic looks back to GyroTech with a smiliar look "And you shouldn't make promises that you can't keep... gets you in bad trouble sooner or later..."

01:09 Britemac_Apple grunts, "He wasn't in any danger of harm or nothin'" he replied "And if that was implied, that wasn't my intent, not in th' slightest, Ma always said I was strong as an ox but bumbled words when talkin' with folks I found.....good lookin"

01:14 GyroTech shrugs at Stoic, "Well, I figured he'd ask something reasonable of me...An equal exchange, not something crazy like that." He does then lighten up a bit, turning to face Britemac_Apple finally. "Well, I must say I do appreciate the compliment. When every mare seems to be chasing your tail you do occasionally catch a couple of stallions as well." Gyro gives him a grin and waggles his tail teasingly.

01:19 Stoic sighs as his intervention seemed to have cooled the tensions between the two by a fair amount, he could only hope that they would stay that way. He turned to Britemac_Apple again with soft smile, seeing that his characters was quite good... if only a bit loose on the lips when it comes to certaint things "Then maybe you should offer him something more reasonable, like maybe a chore he could help you with... and also not threating to blacklist

01:19 Stoic says, "Then maybe you should offer him something more reasonable, like maybe a chore he could help you with... and also not threating to blacklist him among your family would be a friendly gesture..." He then looks to GyroTech, about to speak when he realises that he had nothing to say to him... for once the stallion as stayed true, feeling he had to say something he said "And you, don't be so pompous... I can tell you for a fact that most of those girls are after your money..."

01:22 Britemac_Apple says, "Maybe, but like I said, if'n after dinner and somethin' else he'd have just wanted to be friends, I'd not have pressed it, but just sayin' flat out no after agreein' to a favor ain't something I take kindly on. It's going back on yer word, and that ain't some one I'd wanna do business with"

01:33 GyroTech puffs out smugly as Stoic takes his side, nodding at everything he says towards Britemac_Apple. "Ya, listen to him." Gyro gives Stoic a smug smile. "For that to be true, I'd have to /have/ money. Nope they just like my good looks and charming personality." The unicorn twitches a bit as Britemac_Apple brings up the date again. "Well, if its just hanging you and you treating me to dinner...I suppose I'm fine with that," he aggrees, still a little begrudgingly. "However, we'll do this later, because I've got to run off right now." The unicorn disapears to go do things.

01:40 Stoic sighs and shakes his head, feeling sorry for the blind stallion for thinking those mares are into him for his looks and not his money. He knows how most mares think and hes sure that they are at him only for his money. He steps back and nods to both of them, happy to hear that everything is now between them "Well, now that this is all worked out, I shall be on my way..." He said, turning around and walking away "It was nice meeting you Britemac~"