Visit to the Rose and Fetlock
Life in Seaddle
22 September 2013
Stats
The RP has a total of 127 lines, 2965 words, and 15908 characters.The average line consists of 23.35 words that themselves average 4.37 characters taking about 5 minutes, 0 seconds.
Dumisani said a total of 47 lines, 423 words, and 2404 characters.
Dumisani's average line consists of 9.0 words that themselves average 4.68 characters taking about 5 minutes, 0 seconds.
Dusk Sunrich said a total of 62 lines, 1870 words, and 9852 characters.
Dusk Sunrich's average line consists of 30.16 words that themselves average 4.27 characters taking about 5 minutes, 0 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 18 lines, 672 words, and 3652 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 37.33 words that themselves average 4.43 characters taking about 5 minutes, 0 seconds.
03:00 GyroTech walks into Dusk_Sunrichs bar. "Hey there Dusk_Sunrich, I know you mentioned this place, but I don't think I've ever eaten here. What might you recommend?"
03:05 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs as he had just finished up with cleaning the bar. "Well, that all depends. I can make some great sandwiches, very savory stuff."
03:10 GyroTech grins. "Alrighty then, make me your best." He takes a seat at one of the empty tables while he waits on his plate. "Is it usually so busy around here?" He gestures at the small handful of ponies around, much of the bar fairly empty.
03:15 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he starts making the sandwich, using a loaf of sourdough bread, some mayo and mustard to make the base. "It gets busier after sundown, when the dock workers clock out and want to unwind. It's funny how most of them know about my eating habits, but they don't seem to mind all that much. They just care that I make some good grub and pour out good portions of brew."
03:20 GyroTech giggles. "Well, considering how much of a good time you give a pony, I don't see how they could complain. Even with the need to shower afterwards, its a pretty fun ride. For that matter, do you at least keep a shower in the back for your lucky victims?"
03:25 Dusk_Sunrich laughs as he points to a set of stairs before going back to making the sandwich, piling it up with some sprouts, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and finally some cheese and a smoky sauce. "Yeah, I always offer them a shower; can't be trotting around town attracting flies. Some of the ponies are bad enough that I make them shower BEFORE I think about touching them; not sure why they think smelling like fish from a griffon shipment is appealing to me
03:30 GyroTech grins, watching as the earth pony piles the sandwich high with all manners of veggies. "I take it that means you get plenty of ponies trying to come onto you then. I can't imagine how you would convince somepony who wasnt intent on becoming a meal to shower to become your meal."
03:35 Dusk_Sunrich sighs as he finishes up the sandwich, adding a bit of oil and a vinaigrette sauce before completing it. He serves it to GyroTech, smiling a bit goofily. "Well, you'd be surprised as to how inconsiderate some ponies can be; I've been guilty of this, myself, but at least I try to correct my mistakes."
03:40 GyroTech gives Dusk_Sunrich a queer look. "Swallowing ponies to teach them a lesson? That seems so unlike you Dusk_Sunrich, I thought you wanted to teach ponies to enjoy themselves, not punish them." He looks at the sandwich hungrily before raising it to his lips with his magic, and taking a large bite. "Mmmm" he makes with a mouth full of sandwich. After he swallows, he turns back to Dusk_Sunrich. "Oh, this is an amazing sandwich! I sad it took so long for me to try it out."
03:45 Dusk_Sunrich blinks as he watches GyroTech eat. "No, I don't eat ponies to punish them. I just...get a bit carried away with the fun; case in point was when we first met."
03:50 GyroTech laughs thinking back to that first encounter. "You did get a bit carried away there. I'm just glad you didn't hit me much harder, that probably would of caused some damage. For that record, I'm glad I wasn't a guard pony or that could of ended badly. It would of been more than just idle threats at that point you know."
03:55 Dusk_Sunrich chuckles as he pours out a cup of cider and sets it in front of GyroTech. "I would've been fine, either way. All I'd have to do is pull Naisol out and book it through a few trees to lose you. Besides, no harm in the end, right?"
04:00 GyroTech feigns disbelief at his words. "No harm? I'm scarred for life now. Not a day goes by that I don't think about the terror of being fully enclosed in a stallions stomach, while gently caressing my mare." He continues to eat his sandwich, and takes a swig of cider.
04:05 Dusk_Sunrich laughs as he pours out a glass for himself, taking a drink. "You think YOU had it bad? I was eaten by a griffon when I was a colt, as part of a circus act! Granted, he offered me candied apples to do it, but still."
04:10 GyroTech rolls his eyes. "I seem to recall that that particular somepony did that act willingly." He finishes off his sandwich and reaches for his bit pouch, but finds that its not there. "Uhh heh heh, Dusk_Sunrich, I seem to have forgotten my money."
04:15 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs as he puts a hoof in dismissal. "I'll open up a tab for you, then. I trust you enough to pay me back eventually."
04:20 GyroTech lets out a sigh and takes another swig of his cider. "Thanks bud, you're the best"
04:25 Dusk_Sunrich grins a he holds out his cup to GyroTech. "Hey, it's what friends are for."
04:30 GyroTech clinks his glass against Dusk_Sunrich's. "To strange meetings and quirky friendships."
04:35 Dusk_Sunrich laughs aloud as he downs his glass. "Speaking of which, I'll need to make sure this place is cleaned up again before they come into town. Madame Oculous is a bit fussy about keeping it tidy, and I want to make sure she can't complain."
04:40 GyroTech looks around. "It looks great in here, I cant imagine she'd have anything to complain about. Who is this Oculous mare anyways?"
04:45 Dusk_Sunrich takes a seat next to GyroTech, leaning back into his own seat. "She's the one who runs the Big Top Circus. She also happens to own a few establishments that she lets out to other ponies, this place being one of them. Great mare, knows her magic, too."
04:50 GyroTech frowns at Dusk_Sunrich. "I thought you were done with all of that circus stuff? What are you doing running an establishment for them?"
04:55 Dusk_Sunrich shakes his head. "Actually, I'm just on hiatus for now; too many friends in the circus for me to just leave. Oculous wanted me to stay here and get this place running while they made their trip around the other cities. She also wanted me to...well, she wanted me to experience life outside of work, at least for a while."
05:00 GyroTech laughs and so you spend your time outside of work by getting eaten, and eating other ponies, just like you did at work." Gyro squints at Dusk_Sunrich and scrunches his nose in a mock disapproving look..
05:05 Dusk_Sunrich grins a bit toothily at GyroTech. "Hey, it's what I know what to do, and I know how to do it for fun! Been working on it for...Luna, has it been ten years, now? Anyways, it's good fun, if you do it right."
05:10 GyroTech 's mouth drops open a bit in surprise. "Ten years? Celestia, those circus people are cradle robbers. You do know how to make it fun however."
05:15 Dusk_Sunrich blinks again at GyroTech's comment, taken aback. "What?? No!! They never forced me to join; I was alone and I needed to find some place to get food and a bed."
05:20 Dumisani shrugs hir way into the bar, looking rather hot and tired.
05:25 Dusk_Sunrich felt Dumisani come in long before he could see hir, and he turns around to greet the rhino. "Hey, how's the new house, Dumisani?"
05:30 GyroTech looks a little confused at his reaction. "No, I didn't mean it like that, just that it seems a bit young for you to join the circus is all. I can't imagine why you ran away." He turns to notice the rhino walk in. "I guess the dock workers are off duty now."
05:35 Dusk_Sunrich turns back to GyroTech, a smile on his face. "Well, I never really had anything to run away from."
05:40 Dumisani chuckles softly. "Is getting there. Need to adjust some doors to fit easier." Shi looks over at GyroTech with a smile. "I got off early. Replacement came in."
05:45 GyroTech giggles at that comment. "A replacement? I'm sure it was like 5 replacements to cover you. I don't think I've ever seen another rhino like you in this town."
05:50 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he gets up from his seat, trotting up to Dumisani. "What can I get you, today?"
05:55 Dumisani chuckles some more and sits next to GyroTech. "The usual, Dusk_Sunrich. And a keg of beer."
06:00 GyroTech grins. "The usual? Does that mean youre going to disappear on me for a bit Dusk_Sunrich?"
06:05 Dusk_Sunrich laughs as he makes his way through the door, not bothering to answer GyroTech at first as he comes back with a keg and setting it up right in front of Dumisani. "Nah, beer and pony isn't such a good combo, not when it starts to froth up inside." He makes a second trip to come back out with several melons and placing it in front of the rhino. 'Anything else~?"
06:10 Dumisani shakes hir head, smiling. "Not now. Thank you."
06:15 GyroTech finishes downing his mug. "I'll have to come back some other time for some special treatment, but I've got to get going now." He begins to head towards the door.
06:20 Dusk_Sunrich smiles as he waves a hoof at GyroTech. "Okay, then. Glad you finally stopped by!"
06:25 Dumisani frowns a little. "Aww..."
06:30 Dusk_Sunrich chuckles as he turns over to Dumisani. "Don't worry, I have an idea. One that you might enjoy."
06:35 Dumisani turns to look at Dusk_Sunrich. "Hmm?"
06:40 Dusk_Sunrich nod nods at the rhino. "Yep, but I don't think Xolani would go through with it. So consider it a special treat!"
06:45 Dumisani chuckles. "I eat first?"
06:50 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he places himself atop the melons, holding one in his forelegs. "You can eat whenever.~"
06:55 Dumisani blinks a little.
07:00 Dusk_Sunrich keep on grinning as he gets off the melons. "Okay, that was a bad joke. But yeah, go ahead and eat!"
07:05 Dumisani chuckles softly and grabs a melon, shoving it whole into hir mouth
07:10 Dusk_Sunrich goes about cleaning up the table that GyroTech left, putting away the dishes in a designated rack and wiping down the table.
07:15 Dumisani quickly finishes the melons and starts chugging from the keg
07:20 Dusk_Sunrich finishes up his cleaning, and he looks at the rhino as he's still impressed by hir appetite.
07:25 Dumisani finishes off the keg and pats hir belly. "Mmm... Good as ever."
07:30 Dusk_Sunrich nods as he sits down in front of Dumisani. "Yep! It'll be 40 bits, as usual."
07:35 Dumisani nods and pulls out her bit pouch. "Here you go."
07:40 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he puts the bits into the register. "So, I haven't seen you in here for a little while. Is Xolani keeping you busy after work?"
07:45 Dumisani chuckles. "Yes."
07:50 Dusk_Sunrich nods as he sits back down in front of Dumisani. "I see...so, she's been making some new potions, then?"
07:55 Dumisani nods. "I tend to be either the tester, or the test.
08:00 Dusk_Sunrich snickers a bit. "Sounds pretty...interesting! But I doubt you came here to just let me talk your ear off."
08:05 Dumisani says, "Of course not. Needed to relax."
08:10 Dusk_Sunrich nods as he lies down I front of hir. "Well, I'm here to oblige, in one way or the other."
08:15 Dumisani asks "Oh?"
08:20 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs as he looks around the room. "Well, you can either drink some more, maybe meet and greet with some of the other patrons. Or maybe some more fruit; we got plenty in the back. Or you got me, and I'll see if I can help you relax."
08:25 Dumisani blinks a little at him. "What do you have in mind?"
08:30 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs again. "Ever had a pony go all the way through you?"
08:35 Dumisani shakes hir head
08:40 Dusk_Sunrich asks "You want to know how that feels?"
08:45 Dumisani nods "Sure."
08:50 Dusk_Sunrich smiles as he lifts his head up to Dumisani. "Then maybe you should head upstairs as soon as you gulp me down; might get a bit messy."
08:55 Dumisani chuckles. "Okay."
09:00 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he locks up the register and puts up a sign to indicate that the bar was closed for the time being. He makes his way upstairs, hoping the rhino will follow.
09:05 Dumisani trundles upstairs after him
09:10 Dusk_Sunrich opens the door to his room, grinning as he playfully lies on top of his bed. "Heh, this'll be a first for me, too. But the more I think about it, the more I'm curious as to how it goes."
09:15 Dumisani chuckles. "Just be careful. Don't want you getting stuck."
09:20 Dusk_Sunrich laughs as he closes his eyes, lying on his back. "Me, get stuck? I'll be fine, Dumisani. Now, be a good rhino and gobble me up~"
09:25 Dumisani rolls hir eyes and opens hir mouth wide, stuffing his rear hooves into hir maw
09:30 Dusk_Sunrich idly rubs his rear hooves over hir tongue, his eyes still closed as he awaits for hir to swallow.
09:35 Dumisani licks his hooves a bit before swallowing hard
09:40 Dusk_Sunrich does his best to loosen up so as to help hir draw him in faster, only pausing as his chest is inside hir mouth. He quickly grabs hir snout with his forehooves and kisses it before saying. "See you on the other side."
09:45 Dumisani chuckles and gulps him down.
09:50 Dusk_Sunrich plops into hir belly, greeted by the smell of melons and beer churning about. "Huh...maybe we should've done this before you ate...oh, well. Not gonna stop me."
09:55 Dumisani belches softly and goes to lay on the now vacant bed, laying on hir back.
10:00 Dusk_Sunrich takes a moment for the sloshing to settle before moving to the other side of hir stomach. He feels around for a moment before finding the little sphincter, carefully pressing through it with his hoof before pushing his entire body through.
10:05 Dumisani grunts softly, a good amount of beer and melon slurry following him.
10:10 Dusk_Sunrich starts to squirm his way through hit intestines, the tight walls pressing up against him as he slowly makes his way through, the food following him. "Huh...I thought it'd be smellier, but it isn't too bad."
10:15 Dumisani gently rubbed the bulge Dusk_Sunrich made as he squirms deeper
10:20 Dusk_Sunrich continues to make his way through, the food somewhat helping him along on his journey. He contorts his body to make several of the turns, the stallion panting a bit as he works his body over to keep on going.
10:25 Dumisani groans and moans softly with each of his movements
10:30 Dusk_Sunrich frowns as he finally feels something blocking his way, something soft and slightly squishy. "Luna, here we go...." He starts to push mightily against the blockage, opting not to move through it, but to push it along with him.
10:35 Dumisani grunts a bit. "Ugh... What're you doing?"
10:40 Dusk_Sunrich huffs and puffs as he starts to move the blockage along. "I'm clearing your system out!"
10:45 Dumisani responds "It... Mmmff~... Feels weird."
10:50 Dusk_Sunrich doesn't reply as he is too focused on pushing the huge blockage, which smells a bit funny. Soon, the pressure suddenly becomes too much for him to continue, and the stallion starts to push in vain.
10:55 Dumisani groans softly and staggers to hir hooves, looking around. "Where the bathroom?"
11:00 Dusk_Sunrich keeps on pushing, but he realizes what might be going on. "The door to the left of the bed!"
11:05 Dumisani stumbles to the bathroom and sits on the toilet, holding hir gut
11:10 Dusk_Sunrich keeps on pushing as he feels the weight of the foodstuffs pressed against him from above. His chest tightens up a bit as the pressure builds, causing him to push even harder. "Come on, just let it go!"
11:15 Dumisani groans and starts pushing, feeling the rather large log of waste start to slide out of hir.
11:20 Dusk_Sunrich grunts as he feels the pressure to release again, his body moving along. The stallion still pushes himself along as best he could, wanting to get out as soon as possible.
11:25 Dumisani groans and pushes harder, the waste plopping out and Dusk_Sunrich's hooves pushing through
11:30 Dusk_Sunrich uses his freed up hooves to slowly pull himself out, taking a fair amount of waste with him as it clings to his soiled body.
11:35 Dumisani pushes again, gasping as Dusk_Sunrich's body is squeezed by hir tight anal passage
11:40 Dusk_Sunrich groans in pain as she clenches his body, his ribs aching a bit even for his flexible body
11:45 Dumisani finally pushes once more, forcing the rest of Dusk_Sunrich out of hir body
11:50 Dusk_Sunrich is dumped a bit unceremoniously into the toilet, sputtering a bit as the water gets in his mouth. "Blech! That tastes like ass...."
11:55 Dumisani pants softly and stands back up. "Sorry..."
12:00 Dusk_Sunrich gets his face out of the toilet, going over to the shower already and getting the hot water running. "Well, it was certainly a trip; a bit longer than I anticipated, anyway."
12:05 Dumisani rubs hir lower gut. "Felt weird..."
12:10 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs as he enters the shower. "That it did...but now I know what it feels like. Did it at least make you feel better?"
12:15 Dumisani answers "Oh yes. Would like it to last a bit longer, or have a bigger volunteer."
12:20 Dusk_Sunrich shrugs "Well, I was more focused on seeing if I can make it through, this time around." He snickers a little. "I'll see if I can get something to scrub it all down."
12:25 Dumisani chuckles. "Hmm?"
12:30 Dusk_Sunrich starts to wash himself off with vigorous amounts of soap, the smell still clinging to him as he was covered from head to hoof in waste. "Oh, nothing~"
12:35 Dumisani sits down to wait for him
12:40 Dusk_Sunrich takes a good ten minutes to finally make himself clean. He makes his way out of the shower, drying himself off.
12:45 Dumisani chuckles softly. "Better now?"
12:50 Dusk_Sunrich grins as he rubs his head against hir belly to finish drying up. "Much better!"
12:55 Dumisani pats his head and smirks
13:00 Dusk_Sunrich yawns as he looks at the clock. "Well, that took longer than I expected...maybe I'll see what you marefriend's potions are all about, tomorrow."
13:05 Dumisani says, "I wouldn't mind having you come by. Might sleep here though, beer is starting to kick in..."
13:10 Dusk_Sunrich yawns again as he lies down in bed. "Well...you can sleep in here, or there are other rooms..."
13:15 Dumisani just slumps to the floor. "Here is good."
13:20 Dusk_Sunrich nods a bit sleepily as he reaches for the light. "Well, it was a good time; might have to work on the technique, but all that takes is some practice. Good night..."
13:25 Dumisani mumbles under hir breath, already almost completely sleep
13:30 Dusk_Sunrich slowly fades, as well, the stallion closing his eyes.