Redeeming a Coupon

21 July 2014

06:27 Inky hoofs Saphling a coupon for one free... it originally said "hug", but that's crossed out and under it is scrawled "platonic cuddling session".

06:28 Saphling blinks wearily at the coupon and sighs.

06:32 GyroTech comandeers the coupon and attempts to turn it in. Though he crosses out platonic before hand.

06:34 Inky compares the code with her checklist, then frowns and flips it over, pointing to some fine print that says "non-transferable".

06:35 GyroTech singes that portion to black it out. Attempts to turn it in again.

06:36 Inky stares at GyroTech while he singes it, and raises a single eyebrow when he tries to turn the same coupon back in gain.

06:38 GyroTech says, "Hey, it's now not non-transferable. You gotta take it before I complain to the bbb"

06:39 Inky shakes her head. "I watched you burn it off! And besides, those are redeemable at my discretion anyway." She turns up her nose and turns away.

06:41 GyroTech grumbles about unfair marketing practices and steals a hug from her anyway.

06:46 Saphling goes to a corner and sits down, watching the whole exchange

06:46 AppleDash forges a coupon for "infinite free definitely-not-platonic cuddling sessions" and attempts to turn it in to GyroTech.

06:48 GyroTech looks at the coupon, looks at the pony, and then burns it right in front of AppleDash. "I don't accept coupons."

06:49 AppleDash frowns at GyroTech as he burns the coupon. "Awhh... Can I have one of those cuddling sessions anyway?"

06:50 GyroTech shakes his head. "No, you've got to pay the price of coitus, then you have infinite cuddling sessions.

06:51 AppleDash grins at GyroTech. "Oh, I'd definitely be willing to pay that price!" he said, nodding quickly

06:52 GyroTech points out that he is not a mare, and so not eligible.

06:54 AppleDash continues smiling at GyroTech. "I can turn in to a mare, if you'd like!"

23:21 GyroTech grimaces and shakes his head. "No...ummm I just revised the price to stipulate no nonpermanant sex changes, so you're still not eligible."

23:23 AppleDash shakes his head at GyroTech some more. "You can't do that. I'd like to pay the price please. And plus, if you really want, I'll just drink another potion whenever I'm around you so it seems like I'm always a mare!"

23:30 GyroTech huff and glares at the stallion, "No! Thats not a permanant change so it doesn't count. I don't want you to pay the price anyways, and so I won't let you."

23:36 AppleDash thinks to himself for a moment at GyroTech's words, before soon getting an idea. "Well... I guess I could permanently turn myswlf into a mare if it meant I would be able to do things with you... How does that sound?"

23:40 GyroTech is a bit taken aback by his offer and actually apears to be considering it. "Well, if you're a mare...i guess that would mean you'd never be able to force me into anything unpleasant...but like...you're also you..." he says, uncertain.

23:42 AppleDash nods at GyroTech and smiles. "Well... Aren't the bad things about me right now that I'm a stallion and that I keep forcing you into unpleasant things? If I became a mare, both of those things would be solved, and both of us would hopefully be happy!"

23:47 GyroTech hmms for a bit as he considers AppleDash's logic and cant find any fault with it. "Well ummm I...I guess yes, that might be an acceptable thing if I was fully convinced that you were a mare forever and had no chance of turning back into a stallion on me..." he says, shuddering a little.

23:50 AppleDash continues smiling at GyroTech. "Well... That sounds good, then. I have no problem with it myself. And well, yes, I'd be a mare forever from then on and I wouldn't be able to turn back into a stallion and do things to you again." he said, feeling like now wouldn't be the best time to mention that his gender swap potions also worked to turn mares into stallions.

23:55 GyroTech sighs and shakes his head. "You'd really turn yourself into a mare just ot have sex with me whenever you want? Thats kind of just, unbelievable. Though...to your credit, I suppose I am the most beautiful stallion in all of equestria..."

23:58 AppleDash nods once more at GyroTech. "Yeah, I would... It wouldn't be all that bad, and I definitely enjoyed it when I was a mare before... And it wouldn't only be sex, hopefully we could be friends too if I was no longer able to do unpleasant stuff to you like I have before..." he said, continuing to smile as the stallion talked. "And yeah, you really are. Not just the most beautiful stallion either, you're the most beautiful pony, too."

00:03 GyroTech lays there stunned as the pegasus fully agrees to his demand. "Oh...well umm...ok I guess. Then I'll let that offer stand. I told you, I have to be 100% sure of it though, so I need some proof."

00:05 AppleDash continues to smile happily at GyroTech, glad that the unicorn accepted his offer. "Great! But how will I go about proving that to you, when I do, then?"

00:08 GyroTech was still feeling a little uneasy with what this stallion was about to do. "Maybe you cant prove it...I don't know. I think...you might be making the wrong desicion anyways. Getting a sex change like that is kinda...idk...wrong I think....and maybe you shouldnt.

00:12 AppleDash frowns as GyroTech starts to have second thoughts about what the pegasus had just agreed to. "Awh, come on... It's not a bad thing, and like I said, having sex with you wouldn't be the only reason. It wouldn't really affect my life too majorly, and how do you know that I haven't already been wanting to become a mare?"

00:15 GyroTech twitches his ears a couple times at AppleDash's comments. "Even if it was the case that you wanted to be a mare before hand...I dont' know...it just feels twisted. You're probably a stallion for a reason. I'm sure you'll find some gay old buck who you like more than me."

00:19 AppleDash continues frowning and shakes his head a little bit. "Honestly though, this is my choice to make... And besides, being a stallion gets boring after awhile. What's so wrong about wanting to change that?" he asked, still frowning. "And I don't want just any 'gay old buck', like I've already said, I want you."

00:23 GyroTech huffs some as his logic is rejected and turns away. "Oh? And what if you can't manage to provide me adequate proof that you're actually a mare? And you know, /you/ of all ponies will not be the one to tame me. I've already got a marefriend and have not intent on ever being stuck with just one pony." The unicorn says, making it very clear.

00:26 AppleDash shrugs at GyroTech, coming up to stand beside the unicorn so he can't turn away. "I think I'll be able to prove it, but even if I can't, so what? You'll probably realize it eventually. And uhh... Who said anything about being stuck with just one pony? I'm not expecting a relationship immediately just because I'm female. Even if that did happen, most of mine in the past have been very open, and that would be no exception."

00:32 GyroTech stares at the ground, feeling a little defeated. "Well, alright fine...I guess that there's no stopping you anyways, as long as you can bare all the consequences for your actions. Honestly, I think you're making a bad rash desicion here, but go on. Do whatever.

00:36 AppleDash nods again at GyroTech and stops frowning once more as the unicorn agrees. "You're right, you can't stop me. And I think that this is a perfectly good decision, and I can bare the consequences just fine." he said, not fully considering the potential consequences of his current decision due to his eagerness.

00:44 GyroTech shrugs and walks away from the pony. "Well, I still don't want to see hide nor hair of you until you actually do go through with it then. Maybe losing those balls will make you much less horny all the time.

00:46 AppleDash nods once more at GyroTech. "Alright, then. I will leave you alone until I go through with that, then. As soon as I do, I'll come visit you again." he said, also turning and beginning to walk off in his own direction.

01:03 AppleDash had finally gone through and gotten that gender change that he had promised GyroTech, and he - now /she/ - was on her way to visit the unicorn, again as she had promised. She soon arrived at Gyro's door, stepping up to it and quickly knocking on it. When the unicorn answered, he would hopefully quickly notice that AppleDash's features and general appearance had changed, much like they had when she'd used potions in the past, and that the pegasus indeed appeared to be a true mare now.

01:11 GyroTech opens the door a week later to be supprised by a very familiar looking mare. He looks over AppleDash, walking all the way around her and finds himself pleased with how she looks. "Well, this is a good start, but how do I know that you are not just under the influence of one of your potions? I'm not sure I trust you too much."

01:15 AppleDash smiles pleasantly at GyroTech as he answers the door, turning her head to follow the stallion as he trots around her. "I'm glad you like it!" she said, her voice sounding distinctly higher and more feminine than it already had when she had been male. "As for your question, well. I'm all out of those potions and I haven't really had a chance to go and buy more of them. If you really don't believe me, I'm sure you will in a day or two when you see that I'm not going to be changing back."

01:23 GyroTech looks skeptically at the mare and shakes his head. "What, you expect me to just let you hang around me 24-7 till I'm satisfied that you arn't just pretending? That will leave me open to your inevitable changeback where you'll force me into something awful as always. As of right now, the most I would trust you in is a threesome so that you can be restrianed if you decide to pull something. Nope, not going to fall for your trick."

01:27 AppleDash 's smile fades slightly as she hears Gyro's skepticism of her quite-legitimate sex change. "No, I don't expect that at all... But even if I did have any more potions, I wouldn't have an infinite amout, and I definitely wouldn't waste them all one after another like this just to try and convince you that I was a mare. There's no trick here. I really am a mare now, Gyro, and I won't be changing back." she says sincerely. "And what was that about a threesome? I might be interested in that..."

01:33 GyroTech head tilts at her words, pursing his lips together in a frown. "Oh? You wouldn't? That sounds like exactly the thing you'd try and do. Anyways, I'm sure if you'd of gotten a legitimate sex change you'd have some sort of bill that you'd be throwing in my face, but since you don't...I dont buy it. As far as that threesome, it was a joke. I was just saying no matter how sexy you are right now, I don't trust you."

01:38 AppleDash grins as GyroTech reminds her of what she was originally going to show him when she got here, ignoring the stallion's other comments for now. "A bill? I actually have one of those!" she said, nodding. The pegasus reaches around into one of her saddle bags and rummages around for a moment before pulling out a folded piece of paper. She quickly unfolds it and then holds it up for the unicorn to see. When Gyro examined it, he would see that it was indeed a 100% legitimate bill for a (rather expensive) magical sex change from a registered doctor.

01:44 GyroTech looks on intrigued as AppleDash says that she does infact have one, and waits patiently for her to pull it out. He levitates it over infront of his nose and inspects it, his jaw dropping as he sees the price. "Wow...you like me that much?" He comments, the magnitude of it all sinking in. He inspects the piece of paper quite thoroughly, but all the marks are there, down to the seal of a registred doctor. "Oh...well umm...I guess you did go through with it..." He comments feeling a little stunned.

01:50 AppleDash smiles once again as GyroTech seems to realize that she was, in fact, telling the truth. "Mhm, I really do!" she said, nodding as the unicorn continued to look over the bill. "I told you I was going to go through with it, and now I have."

01:59 GyroTech sighs and shrugs at the pony, "Well...I guess I can't argue with that, but I still don't want to do anything with you alone the first time, so go and maybe bring back a mare or something, or at least give me a couple days of seeing you like this."

02:06 AppleDash nods at GyroTech. "I guess I can understand that... Even though I've already told you that I don't plan to do anything like that to you again, even when I was a stallion. As for a mare... I'm not really the best at stuff like that, if you couldn't tell from how I've behaved around you in the past... If you want to find a mare, I'd be alright with that. Otherwise, you can either realize that I'm not going to hurt you, or just wait awhile and end up realizing that anyways."

02:20 GyroTech rolls his eyes and gestures away, "I want you to find me a mare to prove that you really want me early, otherwise, I suppose we'll have to wait it out to just make one hundred percent sure that you didn't pay someone for a forgery."

02:23 AppleDash sighs at GyroTech and nods. "Fine... I'll see what I can do about finding a mare. No guarantees, though, we might end up having to just wait if I can't find one. I do promise you I'm not lying about this, though. I'm a mare for good, now."

02:36 GyroTech shrugs, watching as AppleDash ends up walking away to find somepony to have fun with. "Be back fairly soon. It'd be nice to be able to ignore real life for a bit." Gyro calls out.