Stats

The RP has a total of 59 lines, 902 words, and 5495 characters.
The average line consists of 15.29 words that themselves average 5.09 characters taking about 2 minutes, 56 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 28 lines, 502 words, and 2879 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 17.93 words that themselves average 4.74 characters taking about 3 minutes, 46 seconds.
Saphbot said a total of 31 lines, 400 words, and 2616 characters.
Saphbot's average line consists of 12.9 words that themselves average 5.54 characters taking about 2 minutes, 12 seconds.

14:04 Ruzeth boops Saphling to log in

14:04 < Ruzeth> Good morning pones

14:04 Saphbot says Good Morning, Ruzeth. How May I Help You Today?

14:05 Ruzeth jumps up surprised as the object not only responds, but knows his name. "Wha- what? How do you know me?" he asks startled.

14:06 Saphbot answers I Have Limited Data On All My Users.

14:08 Ruzeth asks "What are you... You look like a pony but not."

14:08 Saphbot answers I Am A Robot Designed To Look Like A Pony.

14:10 Ruzeth cocks his head slightly a little confused. "So what can you do then?"

14:10 Saphbot states I Have Many Functions.

14:13 Ruzeth hums and pulls out a couple of gold rings out of his saddle and gives them to Saphbot. "Can you reband my mane? Lucent pulled a couple of them off last night."

14:14 Saphbot continues Request Confirmed. Set Style Preference.

14:15 Ruzeth answers. "Umm like how my tail is done up."

14:15 Saphbot states Preference Confirmed.

14:16 Saphbot Takes The Gold Bands And Fixes Ruzeth's Hair To Look Like His Tail.

14:17 Ruzeth waits there patiently as it fixes his mane. "Thanks. It's super hard to do that myself."

14:17 Saphbot beeps. Positive Feedback Confirmed. You Are Welcome, Ruzeth.

14:19 Ruzeth tiltes his head. "What are your most popular... Umm what was it? functions?"

14:27 Saphbot outputs List Of Most Recent Functions: Cuddle, Pleasure Sensor, Emotion, Mare, Stallion

14:28 Ruzeth blinks confused, "Umm stallion? I guess? Can you pretend to be Lucent?"

14:30 Saphbot processes Insufficient Data On User 'Lucent'. Emulation May Be Incomplete. Continue?

14:35 Ruzeth nods. "Yes I suppose. He's a unicorn whos a close friend."

14:37 Saphbot continues Request Confirmed. Initiate Emulate.exe.

14:42 Saphbot 's Demeanor Shifts From Stiff And Robotic to something more reserved. A hole appears in its forhead, and a horn pops out and clicks into place. A panel slides forward under it body to allow a sheath to appear.

14:45 Saphbot says "Hey, Ruzeth."

14:46 Ruzeth nuzzles at the robotic stallion and pulls back to inspect. "Don't you have a hologram projector or something?"

14:48 Saphbot blinks. "A wha? I don't even know what that is."

14:52 Ruzeth frowns "Well you don't look a whole lot like Lucent, that's for sure..."

14:56 Saphbot beeps. Emulate.exe Paused. Negative Feedback Confirmed. This Unit Is Currently Incapable Of Color Change, Magic, Flight. Emulation May Be Incomplete. Continue?

14:58 Ruzeth huffs and looks down at the ground. "Aww... When will such things be available?"

14:59 Saphbot churns. Processing Request... Data Unknown. For Further Assistance, Contact Your Administrator. User Action Required To Remain Logged In. One Minute Until User Timeout.

15:09 Ruzeth says "I'm my own administrator. I have no job presently"

15:12 Saphbot tilts her head. Administrator 'Ruzeth' Not Found. Current Administrators: Dusk.

15:14 Ruzeth cocks his head at the robot. "Who's Dusk?)

15:16 Saphbot answers Dusk: Designer, Creator, Administrator Of This Unit.

15:20 Ruzeth giggles slightly and orders, "Alright then, emulate this Dusk pony"

15:21 Saphbot glows. Processing Request... Access Denied. For Further Assistance, Contact Your Administrator.

15:27 Ruzeth says "Aww oh well... Continue Lucent emulation then, followed by aggressive cuddles."

15:29 Saphbot acknowledges Request Confirmed. Resuming Emulate.exe.

15:30 Saphbot pounces Ruzeth to the ground, holding him tight and nuzzling into his cheek.

15:35 Ruzeth topples backwards with a surprised squeak and giggles happily, squirming under the nuzzles. The little zebra reaches a hood up to play across the robots horn.

15:36 Saphbot gasps at the horn stimulation. "R-Ruzeth, what are you doing?"

15:39 Ruzeth snickers as Saphbot begins to protest, rubbing his hoof even quicker over his horn. "I'm just having a bit of fun with you. You know you like it."

15:42 Saphbot moans as Ruzeth picks up the pace, the pleasure sensors in its its horn slowly getting more energized. A small spark of static clicks at the tip of its horn.

15:44 Ruzeth pushes down gently as Saphbot begins to moan, bringing the horn within reach of Ruzeth's mouth. He takes the horn in and teethes on it gently.

15:50 Saphbot 's moans even louder as Ruzeth strokes its horn with his teeth. "Ruzeth!" Its horn begins to spark erraticly, firing off short bursts of current through the tip. A long phallus slowly emerges from its sheath and contracts, stiffening and pressing between its belly and Ruzeth's.

15:59 Ruzeth murrs happily as the imitation magic tingles at his tongue, encouraging the zebra to speed up, clicking his teeth over the spiral. He blushes slightly as Saphbot's length extends into him, pulling away slightly.

16:07 Saphbot moans. "R-Ruzeth...! I'm gonna... I'm- Aaaah!" Its horn sparks violently, sending several larger bursts of current into Ruzeth's tongue.

16:10 Ruzeth yelps and pulls away quickly as the electricity surges through his mouth, burning his tongue and the inside. Ruzeth pushes hard on Saphbot to break the cuddles.

16:12 Saphbot whines and pulls Ruzeth back aggressively, firmly holding him in place. It smiles and nuzzles into his neck.

16:16 Ruzeth pushes and struggles as much as he can to get away. "geh away rom meh. Thah hurr!" Ruzeth shouts at the bottom with his numb tongue.

16:18 Saphbot struggles to hang on. "No! Let me cuddle you!"

16:25 Ruzeth can't manage to break free as the bot was too strong. "I don wan your cuddles! Le me go!"

16:26 Saphbot beeps. Error: Unable To Follow Conflicting Commands. Emulate.exe Force Quit.

16:27 Saphbot Releases Ruzeth

16:31 Ruzeth states. "You shothed me. The real Lucen would never do thah! Shupid roboh!"

16:32 Ruzeth glares angrily at Saphbot

16:33 Saphbot frowns. Data On Lucent Indicates Release Of Magic Upon Horn Stimulation.

16:41 Ruzeth finally regains feeling in his tongue and winces, "That wasn't magic. Magic feels good and tingles. That was painful. I thought you didn't have magic anyways?"

16:43 Saphbot responds Appearance Of Magic Is Emulated By Electrical Current.

16:54 Ruzeth shakes his head. "You can't see magic when it's in your mouth, besides his magic is amber. Feel is what matters. It's supposed to be a pleasant tingle, not a painful burn... Now I need to eat some burn ointment, which is nasty."