A Rhino's Post Adventure Snack
Seaddle Afterdark
31 January 2014
Stats
The RP has a total of 143 lines, 2462 words, and 13696 characters.The average line consists of 17.22 words that themselves average 4.56 characters taking about 2 minutes, 52 seconds.
Dumisani said a total of 66 lines, 582 words, and 3306 characters.
Dumisani's average line consists of 8.82 words that themselves average 4.68 characters taking about 3 minutes, 1 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 69 lines, 1774 words, and 9787 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 25.71 words that themselves average 4.52 characters taking about 2 minutes, 28 seconds.
Stormy said a total of 8 lines, 106 words, and 603 characters.
Stormy's average line consists of 13.25 words that themselves average 4.69 characters taking about 5 minutes, 8 seconds.
22:03 GyroTech leaps onto the rhinos back "giddy up"
22:04 Dumisani blinks
22:06 GyroTech digs his hooves in a little. "Cmon lets go on an adventure."
22:08 Dumisani yawns and lies down
22:10 GyroTech digs his hoove into her shoulders a little harder. "Dont be like that..."
22:13 Dumisani yawns loudly and closes her eyes.
22:15 GyroTech hops off and runs around to her head. He tries to wedge himself under her head to lift it up.
22:17 Dumisani snorts and blinks at him
22:19 GyroTech groans finally getting underneath, lifting hir head up on his back. "Get up, quit being so lazy"
22:20 Dumisani yawns again. "I just got off work. I deserve laziness."
22:24 GyroTech move out from under, letting hir head drop down. He stands up on his back legs, wrapping his front hooves around her horn. The unicorn stares into her eyes. "pretty please?"
22:25 Dumisani yawns again. "What do you want again?"
01:40 GyroTech is lifted up off his feet a Dumisani yawns, his body partially dangling above her open mouth. Heshivers under the humid blast of her yawn before responding to her question. "For us to go on an adventure or something. Im bored."
01:40 Dumisani is a rhino
01:41 Dumisani rolls her eyes. "And?"
01:42 GyroTech gives her the puppydog eyes, "And you can get us there much faster than I can. Pleassssseeee?"
01:43 Dumisani snorts. "... You have magic." She deadpans
01:44 GyroTech kicks at the ground looking down, still hanging onto her hor with his forelegs. "You saw what happened last time I teleported...I just cant do it well..."
01:45 Dumisani rolls her eyes again. "Fine. Get on."
01:48 GyroTech giggles joyfully, swinging himself up onto her head and then sliding onto her neck to sit right on her shoulders.
01:55 Dumisani staggers up. "Where to?"
01:55 GyroTech shrugs, "I don't know...out to the forest or something. I want something exciting to happen."
01:59 Dumisani rolls her eyes again and starts plodding off
02:00 Stormy spots Gyro and swifty moves to his side. She was nervous and he was her only protection at this point.
02:01 GyroTech gives a confused look to the new pegasus who hovered near him. He prods Dumin in the back a couple times and asks, "Is she one of your friends?"
02:02 Dumisani blinks and looks over. "Nope."
02:07 GyroTech shrugs and looks at Stormie mustering a smile. "Why hello there strange pegaus, why are you following us?"
02:09 Stormy blinks. "I ah..I-I...th-thought I knew you...s-sorry...oh dear..." She flutters down, beginning to wals away
02:11 GyroTech frowns as she starts away, hopping off of the rhino and putting a hoof on her shoulder. "Thats not the way to the town...are you lost?"
02:15 Stormy turns around slowly, nodding her light purple head.
02:21 Dumisani frowns a little. "We can help you get back."
02:23 GyroTech looks her over, grinning to himself. "Yep, a cute little mare like you shouldn't be wandering alone out here, but we'll take care of you. Me and my sidekick here," he pats dumi on the belly, "were headed out to have some fun in the forest, isnt that right?"
02:26 Dumisani 's belly grumbles softly beneath GyroTech's hoof
02:30 Stormy asks "F-Fun? What kind of fun?"
02:32 GyroTech shrugs, "I dont know was kind of just looking to stir up some trouble or something I guess. Sometimes the town is kind of boring. Anyways, hop on, we'll get you back safely afterwards." Gyro clilmbs onto Dumisani's shoulders and levitates Stormie and places her securely infront of him.
02:33 Stormy looks down with fright as she is lifted into the air. "Wait, wha-?"
02:34 Dumisani rolls her eyes a little and plods onward
02:35 GyroTech plays with Stormie's tail as the rhino moves on, trying to sneak a good look at her plot.
02:37 Stormy abruptly slaps Gyro on the muzzle, leaving a bruse
02:43 GyroTech yelps in pain as she slaps him. "Hey! what was that for."
02:53 Stormy shouts "/Never/ g-go there! I-It's very p-private."
03:26 Dumisani chuckles at them
03:35 GyroTech frowns and pulls away. "I...ummm sorry..." He wait till she turns back and twists himself to look, this time without touching her tail.
03:54 Dumisani 's belly grumbles louder as they walk towards the first. "Hope there's something to eat..."
04:03 GyroTech rolls his eyes, "Why are you alwasy so damn hungry..." Stormie can hear that his voice is coming from a place much lower than it should be and can feel his breath on her thigh as he speaks."
04:19 Stormy flinches, looking down to see Gyro a little too close to her. She swats at him to make him go away and then hops off Dumi to trot home.
04:28 Dumisani rolls her eyes. "I didn't get lunch."
04:29 GyroTech rubs his face where the was swat a second time, the unicorn scooting back a bit, pouting. "Fine..." He just ignores the rhinos gumblings.
04:38 GyroTech digs his hooves into Dumisani's shoulders in response. "Well the faster we get there, the sooner we can have fun and then you can go back."
04:42 Dumisani chuckles and trots faster
04:45 GyroTech relaxes on her back lazing out as she moves along.
05:07 Dumisani 's belly continues to growl noisily as they walk into the treeline
05:14 GyroTech looks about idly as they enter the forest. "Gosh that things so noisy, its going to attract something. Eat some leaves or something to shut it up."
05:15 Dumisani snorts softly and reaches up, using her dexterous lips to strip an entire branch within seconds
05:16 GyroTech watches, amazed as she stripped a couple branches. "Well, I hope that tides you over for awhile. Lets find seomthing cool."
05:17 Dumisani crunches down on some of the leaves and plods onward. "What exactly are we looking for?
05:18 GyroTech giggles and shrugs his shoulders. "I'm really not sure...I just kind of wanted something exciting to happen or maybe to find something pretty to bring back."
05:19 Dumisani sighs, "So... You brought us out here for nothing?
05:21 GyroTech quicly responds "No...Its alleviated my boredrom a little bit." He stands up on her back and looks around, trying ot avoid the branches as he stood tall. "Oooh, over there!," he points with a hoof towards a little ravine.
05:22 Dumisani looks over and starts trotting towards the area
05:24 GyroTech grins as they approach what seems to be a large sweet smelling flower that seemed to ooze nectar towards the center of its bowl.
05:25 Dumisani sniffs the air curiously, her belly letting out a loud rumbling
05:27 GyroTech walks to the top of Dumisani's head and leans over the petals as they aproach, licking at some of the nectar. "Mmmmm, this stuff is good" he coos out. "Lift me up a little higher so that I can get more.
05:28 Dumisani says "Fine, but get me some too." She lifts her head upwards
05:29 GyroTech stands on the tips of his rear hooves, leaning down into the flower before he looses his balance, sliding down into it. As he tumbled, the his coat became caked in the sweet sticky substance. "Ahhhh" he cries out.
05:44 Dumisani chuckles and rolls her eyes. "You alright, clumsy pony?"
05:46 GyroTech slowly gets to his feet and tries to climb up the slippery edge, unable to get a grip on the walls. "Ya...I'm fine...but I can't seem to get out of here. FInd me a rope or something."
05:50 Dumisani sighs. "In the forest? Really?"
05:51 GyroTech groans frustratedly. "You know...like a vine or something?"
05:52 Dumisani grumbles "I'll look. Worst case I'll eat the plant or something."
05:53 GyroTech lays in the nectar bath, slowly drinking his fill as he waits for the rhino to return with something to get him out.
05:54 Dumisani returns a minute later and tosses the end of a vine down into the plant
05:57 GyroTech levitates the end to within reach and bites on tight, before giving Dumi a visual signal with his magic that he was ready.
05:58 Dumisani yanks hard on the vine
05:59 GyroTech feels himself lift up, slowly being dragged through the nectar and up the slick walls of the flower.
06:00 Dumisani continues to tug GyroTech out, plodding backwards steadily
06:02 GyroTech feels himself pull out of the flower and land in the grass. The uniconr was completly covered with a shiny sweet smelling ooze that clung to every inch of his fur. Spitting out the vine he giggles. "Well...I guess I brought you some nectar."
06:07 Dumisani chuckles and gives him a lick
06:08 GyroTech leans into the tongue letter her pull the tasty substance out of his fur.
06:10 Dumisani murrs softly and continues to lick him
06:14 GyroTech turns around as she licks helping her to fully clean him off. THe unicorns natural flavor leaks through, creating a delicous mix of tastes.
06:16 Dumisani closes her eyes and wraps her tongue around him
06:17 GyroTech rubs against her tongue with his body as she wraps around him, bathing in her slobber.
06:23 Dumisani murrs and slowly pulls him into her maw
06:25 GyroTech doesn't struggle, instead just murring a little as he's drawn in. "Just clean me off, don't swallow me ok?" He calls out as he rubs himself over hir tongue.
06:26 Dumisani makes a muffled grunt in response, swishing him around with her tongue
06:28 GyroTech grunts as she swirls him around her her mouth, pressing him against hir cheeks and sliding over hir teeth. He squirms about lightly at the touch.
06:29 Dumisani finally opens her mouth and let's him slide down her tongue
06:31 GyroTech scrapes himself down with his hooves, pressing the saliva out of his fur. He notices that he's still still sticky though. "I think you havn't gotten it all," he comments, pressing his hooves back into her mought.
06:45 Dumisani rolls her eyes and pulls him back into her mouth
06:47 GyroTech tries as hard as he can to rub himself on her tongue. Only a little bit of the sweetness remains, leaving mostly the full flavor of the tasty unicorn. Gyro doesn't even think about the fact that even that much nectar isn't really substantial for such a large rhino.
06:49 Dumisani murrs and lifts her head back
06:51 GyroTech continues to clean himself off. "Spit me out when you no longer taste the nectar, please." He calls out.
07:01 Dumisani simply swallows once, her powerful throat pulling him downwards
07:06 GyroTech lets out a loud "Eeep" as her tongue raises up under him, pressing his head into her throat, followed by the rest of his body. The unicorn is compressed and sqeezed down the rhinos throat and lands with a splash in a puddle of spit, nectar, stomach juice and a pile of partially digested leaves.
07:08 Dumisani burps and sits back, rubbing her grumbling gut
07:10 GyroTech calls out angrilly as the Rhino burps some fo the air leaving her gut. "Hey, what are you doing eating me? You were just suppoed to clean me off." His nose wrinkles at the smell of her gut, the sour acid mixing with the sweet nectar. THe air is thick with humidity and hard to breath, and the gurgling gut and pumping heart rings in his ears.
07:14 Dumisani laughs at him "Mmm... Sorry. You tasted good."
07:17 GyroTech groans from within her quite iritated. "Well thats all good and all but spit me out..." The unicorn lets out an eerrie green glow from his horn, lighting up the spacious stomach, the walls glistening. The unicorn was in a puddle halfway up his chest.
07:22 Dumisani sighs. "Do I need to?"
07:24 GyroTech calls outl, "Yes...I don't wanna stay in here!"
07:25 Dumisani sighs again and starts to heave.
07:28 GyroTech hears a loud roar coming from a nearby location. "On second thought," he whines out, "Why don't we get to safety first."
07:32 Dumisani coughs up a bit of bile and sighs again. "As you wish..."
07:33 GyroTech doesn't notice her move and kicks at her belly. "Cmon, lets go, before something happens to me..errr...us"
07:38 Dumisani grunts and starts walking out. "Ugh... No need to kick..."
07:39 GyroTech groans, "Well you weren't moving your flank and I hear something nasty out there."
07:40 GyroTech sways about softly in her stomach as she continues to walk.
07:41 Dumisani rolls her eyes. "Why should I not keep you in there?"
07:44 GyroTech whimpers at her suggestion. "Because I'm a good pony and will be missed?" he offers. "Plus a sidekick needs a good hero to tag along with."
07:46 Dumisani growls "Sidekick?"
07:47 GyroTech bites his tongue, cursing silently to himself. "I mean me...I'm the sidekick."
07:48 Dumisani blinks as she walks. "What's a sidekick?"
07:54 GyroTech continues, barely forcing out the word, the humility hurting him."A-Sidekick is..somepony like...like me, who helps the hero do what they do..." he tried to sound genuine but his words sounded quite forced.
07:56 Dumisani flicks her ears about, listening for danger. "Weird... Ponies have strange customs."
07:58 GyroTech lets a little bit of agner flash, raising his voice a little. "We have strange customs? Ponies dont go around slurping up sentient creatures."
07:59 Dumisani rolls her eyes "Didn't say I wasn't strange."
08:00 GyroTech allows himself to calm down a little as she continues to plod on. "Are we safe yet? You stink--err I mean your stomach stinks and I want out of here as soon as possible"
08:01 Dumisani says "I don't hear anything around."
08:03 GyroTech sighs "Alright I guess...let me out please"
08:04 Dumisani sits down heavily and pats her gut. "Alright then... But you owe me a meal."
08:06 GyroTech protests loudly, "I what? I wasn't the one who made you eat me in the first place you dumb rhino." He shouts indignatnly.
08:07 Dumisani snorts. "You were also the one who covered themselves in honey."
08:10 GyroTech huffs, "Only after you made me loose my balance and fall in."
08:10 Dumisani growls "Made you? You wanted me to raise you higher."
08:12 GyroTech continues to blame her. "And then you wiggled your snout and I fell in. Its all your fault."
08:12 Dumisani snorts. "You wanted to come out here in the first place."
08:14 GyroTech tries to argue but can't come up with anything, "Well...I...Um...uhh..." he goes on, blankly.
08:15 Dumisani nods point made. "Exactly." She huffs.
08:17 GyroTech sighs reluctantly and says "Alright fine, you'll get lunch then."
08:20 Dumisani 's belly growls around GyroTech, the rhino laying down. "Hmm... I think I'll just take a nap instead."
08:21 GyroTech shouts out loudly, "Bu-bu-but I prommised you lunch. You said you'd spit me out!" The unicorn flails about within her stomach, causing bulges to apear occasionally.
08:22 Dumisani murrs softly. "Maybe I'll let you out in a few hours... For now, I'm full and sleepy."
08:24 GyroTech begins to worry as he feels the rhino begin to settle. "But if you let me out then...I'm gonna be brown!, "the unicorn yells out, hitting violently at her sides to get her to vomit him back kup.
08:25 GyroTech could tell that the stomach was already liking him as it continued to fill up, now compley submerging his body in the acrid fluid.
08:25 Dumisani shifts onto her side and burps softly. "Mmm..."
08:28 GyroTech feels much of his good air escape as she settles down with a burp, the chamber pressing even more tighly against him. "PLease!!!" he continues to beg even as her breaths begin to slow.
08:29 Dumisani purrs. "Mmm... Calm down little pony... If you don't struggle, you could possibly get through this without harm."
08:30 Dumisani shuts her eyes with a loud yawn, stretching out against the ground
08:30 GyroTech whines and picks up his pace, hitting her even hearder a in the gut. "No I won't you know what happens to poines you eat!"
08:31 Dumisani had already drifted off, the rhino snoring away as she napped
08:33 GyroTech continued up his fuss till he found himself compltely submereged in her juices. Taking a couple gulps of the bitter sweet bile as it rose around him, the uniconr passed out, becoming one with the churing noieses, the unicorn joining the rest of the nectar and leaves in her gut.
08:34 Dumisani 's gut churns and groans softly, working to digest her meal