Stats

The RP has a total of 48 lines, 948 words, and 5385 characters.
The average line consists of 19.75 words that themselves average 4.68 characters taking about 2 minutes, 33 seconds.
Dumisani said a total of 23 lines, 245 words, and 1438 characters.
Dumisani's average line consists of 10.65 words that themselves average 4.87 characters taking about 2 minutes, 14 seconds.
Fallfeathers said a total of 2 lines, 23 words, and 137 characters.
Fallfeathers's average line consists of 11.5 words that themselves average 4.96 characters taking about 1 minutes, 54 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 23 lines, 680 words, and 3810 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 29.57 words that themselves average 4.6 characters taking about 2 minutes, 55 seconds.

03:27 Dumisani licks GyroTech

03:28 GyroTech makes out with Dumi

03:28 Dumisani grabs GyroTech's head in hir lips

03:29 GyroTech is quick to protest. "What? No. We're supposed to be making out, this isn't cute."

03:31 Dumisani sucks him into hir mouth and swishes him around with hir tongue before opening back up and letting him slide down hir tongue, coated in saliva

03:36 GyroTech tries to pull himself out, only to find him slurped in by the rhino. He tumbles about roughly as he's cast from cheek to cheek as she forces him around her mouth, drenching him in spit. Hes disorientated and barely manages to attempt to scramble back up the tongue as he slides back,, barely slowing his descent.

03:44 Dumisani chuckles softly. "Was that good enough for you?"

03:50 GyroTech lays in a puddle on the ground, dripping slime and sputtering salivia out of his mouth. He slowly gets to his feet, wobbling a little and shakes himself off. "No Dumisani, that wasn't cute at all...and now I've lost a little bit of my charm as well." He gripes, messing with his sopping wet mane.

03:54 Dumisani chuckles some more. "Just be glad I didn't sit on you."

03:58 GyroTech groans and walks away grumbling. "Maybe the problem is dthat was a rhino...I did say everypony makes a cute couple with me."

03:58 Fallfeathers grabs a cloud and shoves it over GyroTech to rinse him clean.

04:00 Dumisani flicks her ears forward. "Excuse me?"

04:00 GyroTech stands under the cloud and waits for the pegasus to send the icy shower upon him. "Whenever you're ready Fallsy" he calls up.

04:04 Fallfeathers flying buck-kicks the cloud and drenches GyroTech, washing off the saliva.

04:10 GyroTech shivers under the torrential down pour, taking care to rub the slime out of his mane and coat as best he could. "Glad to be free of all that leatherhead slime." he mutters under his breath, though loud enough that the rhino might of overheard him.

04:11 Dumisani snorts and stomps over to GyroTech again

04:13 GyroTech hears the rhino rumbling up to him. He turns around and stands his ground, still dripping from the rain. "What do you want now?" He sighs.

04:14 Dumisani snorts. "I want an apology."

04:16 GyroTech snorts and turns his nose up at her. "If anyone deserves an appology it would be me, after you ruined my beautiful coat like that.

04:18 Dumisani lowers her head threateningly. "First you kiss me without reason, so I coated you. Second, you insulted me with a derogatory name."

04:23 GyroTech gives a nervous giggle and takes a few steps back. "How about we both just forget the whole ordeal?"

04:24 Dumisani glares at him. "How about I trample you?"

04:25 GyroTech looks up at Fallfeathers for help. "I...I'm sorry?" He offers up weakly.

04:30 Dumisani snorts and sits down with a heavy thud. "I'll accept. For now."

04:33 GyroTech breathes a sigh of relief. "Well...I'm glad you know your place. I must be going now." He turns and begins to trot off towards his house.

04:34 Dumisani snorts and narrows hir gaze, standing back up. "What was that?"

04:36 GyroTech doesnt notice her and continues on his merry way.

04:37 Dumisani bellows and charges towards him

04:38 GyroTech hears her and looks back, shivering at the sight. He quickly takes off at a gallop, trying to keep distance between himself and the rhino.

04:40 Dumisani snorts and picks up hir pace, lowering hir head again

04:43 GyroTech looks behind only to see her closer than she was before. He panics and suddenly his horn glows green as he runs and he disapears, only to reappear a couple seconds later about five feet above and a little in front of the rhino. He tumbles through the air and thuds onto her back before slipping off and crashing onto the ground, tumbling.

04:44 Dumisani skids to a stop, leaving furrows the the dirt, before swinging hirself around.

04:45 GyroTech lays there collapsed in a heap of pony. He groans out in pain and cant seem to bring himself to get to his feet. He breathes heavily as if the wind was knocked out of him.

04:46 Dumisani stomps over to him, glaring. "Give me one reason why I should let you stay three-dimensional."

04:49 GyroTech continues to pant trying to catch his breath. "Be...cause...cel...es...ti...a...is...harsh..on...mur...der...ers..." he barely manages to say, taking shallow breaths inbetween each syllible.

04:50 Dumisani snorts. "I doubt she tolerates hateful ponies either."

04:52 GyroTech doesn't say anything for a bit as he lays there recovering. Slowly his breathing returns to normal as some of the pain from the tumble redcedes.

04:53 Dumisani glares down at him, practically right on top of the stallion.

04:56 GyroTech shivers a little under hir gaze. "She tolerates those nobles just find mind you. Havn't you seen that snobby prince of hers she calls a nephew?"

05:01 Dumisani growls. "I've not left this town." Shi says, snorting

05:04 GyroTech scoots back from her, trying to get out from under the rhino. "Well, there are plenty of awful ponies out there who she tolerates just fine. However, killing somepony like myself, that could have serous consequences."

05:05 Dumisani steps forward again. "How about if you just disappear?"

05:07 GyroTech is starting to look a little nervouse. "They--They'll catch you." He states, shivering in fear. He scoots back a little further and then shakily gets to his feet, wincing in pain.

05:12 Dumisani smirks "Are you sure? What I'd they can't even recognize the remains?" Shi inquires

05:17 GyroTech stumbles a couple steps back looking around to find a way to get away from the rhino. "Y-Yes...The unicorn detectives are very skilled..." his voice wavers as he speaks, not sounding very confident in his words at all.

05:19 Dumisani smirks at him. "I'm not so sure. I work security myself, remember?"

05:26 GyroTech lets his fear overtake him and begins to run away, taking only a few steps before he trips over his hurt ankle and collapses hard to the ground. "I'll be good...I promise..." he squeaks out, looking back at the rhino.

05:27 Dumisani snorts. "You better be. I'll be watching. Listening." Shi turns and starts plodding away.