Drinking Under the Table

5 January 2019

21:50 LightningFlash nomfs your beak

21:51 GyroFeather Eeeps

21:52 LightningFlash giggles before slurping your face into his gullet

21:59 GyroFeather squawks at that and then pulls his head back out, still holding his glass high. "Thats cheating you know, I'm certainly not far enough into this bottle to let you take me like that."

22:00 LightningFlash giggles again, his voice rather soft for a stallion* oh come on now, I was just giving you a new years kiss

22:01 GyroFeather rolls his eyes at that declaration and then takes the other' smuzzle deep into his jaws, getting that too all lubed up. Was he even trying to swallow there? felt like he might be.

22:02 LightningFlash grumts as he feels that sudden wet warmth on his muzzle* mmmffff!!! *He says, his voice muffled by the beak before plating his hooves on gyros chest and pushing free with a wet pop* Ok ok fine we're even.

22:05 GyroFeather stumbles backwards a coupel times from the force of seperation, before he takes a seat right down next to the bottle. He pours out 2 glasses, making sure to put just a little more in the ponies, before setting them down. "Well then, ceers again right?"

22:06 LightningFlash narrows his eyes at him before taking a couple steps forward.* Ok *he says grabbing the offered glass then knocks on gently against the others.* Cheers.

22:15 GyroFeather knocks his back as well, shaking his tail as he does so and running his tongue over his beak after his swallow. "Mmm delightful bottle I happened to bring, no?"

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22:17 LightningFlash visibly shivers as the familiar sting of the alcohol runs down his throat. One of his wings rustles slightly as he finishes the glass.* Woo definitely good stuff. I'm normally a lower shelf kinda bird ya know?

22:17 < LightningFlash> (I will in a sec, bout to run to the store)

22:17 < GyroFeather> (First to 50 loses 😛

22:17 < GyroFeather> (you'll see my roll in there 😄

22:19 < LightningFlash> Got a 3. Brb

22:25 GyroFeather snorts at that and gestures over towards the bar. "Lower shelf? Man you've just not been living then. That stuff is like drinking motor oil once you get used to at least the midshelf stuff. Here lets get us some pomegranite martinis." He calls to the bartender and gets a pair of them to be fixed up.

22:35 LightningFlash shrugs. "Well can't afford much but the bottom if I don't get booked for better races." *Flash says in retort as he follows Gyro over to the bar before hopping up onto one of the stools, wiggling to get comfy* But hey if you're offerin I'm game to try something a little fancier.

22:49 GyroFeather rolls his eyes at that, and says, "Well, it is an *open bar* which means of course I"m paying since this is done at my here house," He explains , before taking the first glass that slides their way and pulling out a couple swigs on it. "Mmm very well made~" He coos and soon drains it entirely..

22:53 LightningFlashe 's eyes shift between Gyro and the glass a couple times before lifting it to his lips and giving it a long slurp. He regretted the larger slurp almost immediately as his throat was unaccustomed to the higher grade liquor, bringing quite the sting to it and letting out a gagging cough from him. He takes a second to collect himself then swallows down another gulp from the glass.* N..nothin to it... *He stammers

22:53 < LightningFlash> after catching his breath

23:00 GyroFeather breaks into a laughter as he nearly chokes on the tart and yet sweet drink, one which eh thought was full of some higher proof vodka than normal. "Wow, you're such a softy like that. Have you never had anything decent and now you're dying from realization of how miserable you've had it?" He asks, teasing his guest, and then sliding both their glasses back across the bar. He then runs a talon up over Flash's legs. "Well...why dont you get us something your weak little somach can handle then.

23:08 LightningFlash shivers a little but lets Gyro trail that tickling sharp little claw across his legs. Flash smiles at him, feeling the needle like point slide across the rippling toned muscle of the racer as he leaned forward and placed an order with the bartender* How bout next we do some Canterlot Tea's *He says eagerly, shooting his competitor a teasing smile* Careful with those claws unless you're wanting a different game.

23:16 GyroFeather moves that claw up even further et till its nearing his hip before he finally pulls it away with a smirk. "I was just trying to get your attention is all. And what a choice that is. Its a good thing we're ordirng for both of us huh? There's a lot of liquor in that one." He places an elbow on the counter, and taps his claws impatiently for th ebartender.

23:19 - *- LightningFlash grins then smiles at him* Well you've got my attention. *He says with a wink. It wasn't too much longer that the bartender brought back two glasses that had a darker color that began to fade to a lighter yellow.* Not to scared of the little bottom shelf ponies drinks are you? *He says with a soft smirk, dipping a feather into his drink and giving it a stir till the colors blended. With that he raised the

23:19 < LightningFlash> glass to his lips and let the liquor pour into his gullet

23:28 GyroFeather uses his own talon to stir everything up before he takes a couple heavy gulps, pausing for a breath and to savor the drink in between each swallow. "Nah, I've had plenty of these before. I just know that they really can put you flat on your ass if you're not careful....or right down a hungyr partygoer's gullet~" He teases at the pegasus. The gryphon takes his time with them, but finally gets it all down and slams the glass down on the bar. "If you want swill though....Bartender, pour us each a double of malort Straight up!!"

23:31 LightningFlash does so much as cough but look to Gyro, the pegasus' eyes showing the buzz he felt* Truuuuue truue true *He starts* But isn't like the whole point of drinkin em to get knocked flat on your ass? *He says with a giggle, wiggling his rump in his seat for emphasis as they awaited the bartenders return smiling at the Gryphon* Plus I could think of worse ways for a night to end ya know? I mean at least I'm getting to knock some drinks back with a friend.

23:44 GyroFeather giggles as he sees the way the bird is already starting to sway back and forth on his chair, and then puts a claw on his guest's shoulders to steady him from falling off. Its just about at that point that their shots arrive. He eyes the glass and prepares himself. Putting it to his beak, he empties it in one go like a champ, enjoying the flavors. He might be a seasoned malort drinker, but to those who have never had it before, it starts out with a fruity bitterness like grapefruit adn then transitions to a deep normally unpleasant bitter that bites at the tongue. The longer it lingers the more bitter it becomes, and to make matters worse, its so oily it never leaves until several drinks down.

23:50 LightningFlash looks at the shot nervously for a second before working up his courage aided by the previous drinks. He drips it then lifts it to his lips, throwing the entirety of it's contents back then swallowing heavily before setting the glass down. For the first couple seconds he sat there, thinking he had beaten back the shot, he turns to give a smile to Gyro, but instead nearly sprawls out of his seat flopping forward against the Gryphon to steady himself.* I...I think that was the one. *He says with an oddly giddy laugh

00:08 GyroFeather calls to the bartender for another drink even as flash starts to look really like he's out of it now, this time somethign hard an dbitter, a glass of scotch. "Ahh, but I dont think you're quite there yet, really~" He coos and then hoists the pegasus up into his lap. He practically feeds flash the arriving glass before chasing his own. "I cant belive you're such a lightweight! Ah well, I hear that eating a drunk bird can net you some drunkeness yourself~" He says with a chuckle, before leaning down to lick at FLash's ears.

00:11 LightningFlash lets out a soft hiccup as the shot is poured down his throat, the poor pegasus running on blackout mode now. He smiles back at Gyro not understanding much of the words being said to him but he does realize he's sitting in his lap. Feeling that tickling lick on his ear he giggles some more, wiggling his rump to get more comfortable. Oddly enough for a stallion he was rather lightweight in his figure let alone his drinking for that night.

00:23 GyroFeather feels that butt press down against his sheath, causing it to plump out up against his tailhole, but even still, the bird was more interseted in just getting a treat for new years. His jaw parts open wide, revealing that same gullet that alcohol had traveled down before, but this time it comes down on the crown of the pegasus's head, encasing it in a hot warmth.

00:25 LightningFlash 's body was delayed in it's response to the sudden warmth across his head. His ears twitched in confusion sending signals to his alcohol slicked brain that were failed to be processed. Instead, almost as if he were oblivious the pegasus continued his little wiggling dance on Gyro

00:40 GyroFeather presses himself down faster over the pegasus, taking his shoulders in to his beak, followed then by his chest, before suddenly the bird is hoised up into the air, playing with his sense of balance. ANother couple of gulps though, and that wiggling butt is getting prodded by his tongue.

00:42 LightningFlashes lets out a mix of a surprised and woozy groan as his world goes dark and he is held skyward. His already dizzied state only amplified as he fought back the nausea from the sudden movement. He felt that warmth sliding rapidly over him, his tail twitching as Gyro's tongue poked at his rump. The hind legs of the drunken pegasus lazily bucked at the air

00:51 GyroFeather gives a mighty gulp now and throws his head back, swallowing hard as he does so, and pulling the last of his treat into his gullet. ITs a good thing for tha ttoo, as when Gyro tosses his head backwards, he loses his balance some, and then starts to topple off of his seat, landing against the tile with a heavy crack.

00:55 LightningFlash becomes disoriented. The fall mixed with the alcohol makes the pegasus lose it, his mind fleeing him as he enters the Gryphons warm alcohol filled stomach. His eyes closed as his body registered the warm surroundings, thinking it nothing more than his warm bed. The pegasus twitched , his hind legs kicking softly to get more comfortable inside of Gyro*

01:09 GyroFeather hits hard enough that he two passes out, allowing himself to drift off to sleep there on the ground, with a bit of alcohol pooling around him as his belly goes to work on his treat. At some point, somone finds him there, and he's moved to the couch. Throughout the night his belly slowly softens into a thick sludge, an dthen it thins out, to become padding on his hips. From there, in the morning, Gyro belches out a grey and yellow ball of fur and bones, while a thobbing headache comes on. "Gah...must have been quite some party."

01:09 < LightningFlash> ((nice RP ❤

01:09 < LightningFlash> ((loved the dice thing, never got to do it like that ^^ ))

01:10 < GyroFeather> (Ye I dont do it very often

01:11 < LightningFlash> (Well regardless was very nice to RP with ya )

01:17 < GyroFeather> (mmhmm, you too

01:18 < LightningFlash> ( imma get back to my anatomy study for doodlin stuff ^^ )