A Monserous Dinner Order

6 October 2018

00:14 SharksTooth was busy serving. A few minutes after getting the menu, a toothy-grinned sharkpony comes over._ "Hey, you want to order anything? If not, we should get some new stock tomorrow night!"

00:19 GyroCoatl groans, feeling his head throbbing from the residual effects of the house's drink. He'd passed out for an hour or two and well, the server had woken him for last calls. Already the lump in his stomach from teh bat mare he'd eaten previously had started to shrink. He looked over the menue to see that most of the creatures had Xs on them, leaving him licking his beak as he examines the last two. "So...NO takers for eitehr of these tonight? Are you sure you're not on the menu? I always did have an interest in fish~" He coos, and then curls his tail around the back of the waiter, holding him there. Both of them look fairly scrumptions, and he wasnt quite sure which he wanted...perhaps both? "Tell me about them, and tempt me more with them than yourself~" he hisses softly at his waiter.

00:26 Sharkstooth says, "Hey, you know the rules. No eating staff or patrons." _The shark rolls his eyes, this likely not being the first time this has come up tonight._ "Plus, waiters here are much better preds than most patrons, and from what I saw of your technique eating that bat pony, I'd have no trouble slipping out of your jaws and tearing your throat out." _The waiter pauses for a slightly uncomfortable period, before putting on his cheery act again._ "Anyways, the first one was some pony that one of our staff had caught and bound up. From the tastes some of our staff had, we've had trouble not just eating her outright. Some of us have almost taken a bite out of her already! The snake is... strange. She seems *far* to eager to get eaten, and frankly it's put off anyone that has thought about eating her. If you're looking for a willing meal, she's your best bet. Given the fact that you're one of the last ones still around tonight, you could probably have both, if you can pay for both."

00:35 GyroCoatl licks over his beak once more, as a trickle of drool flows from his beak to splat against the paper menu. No sense laminating it when it changes daily. "Fine...though before you bring them both out, feel free to inform your manager that I'll pay double the normal price to have you instead~" The snake hisses back at the waiter. After another long moment where the idea of sneaking a taste of the waiter has to be fought back, he finally retracts his tail and lets him go. "Now...I dont have to move to one of the tables do I? And...I'll have the pony done up in the 'Country roast' style, uncooked of course, and then give me the snake in the chocolate delight...and for you...well the standard fish coating will do~" He shifts on the couch a little further and plays with the pouch of coins hanging off his side. He'd get plenty of fun out of those two.

00:38 Sharkstooth frowns. "Mhm. Country roast and... sorry? We don't serve toppings here, you have to bring your own. Had too many incidents of patrons making too much of a mess with them. Blood is hard enough to clean!" The sharkpony trots off, disregarding the statement about his preparation.

00:39 Sharkstooth "Oh, who would you like first?" he calls back, right as he's about to go through to door to the storeroom.

00:42 GyroCoatl frowns at that statement and tilts his head. "WHat now? No toppings? When did that stop? Last time I was here I had one as a nice dessert..." The snake says, frowning. He grumbles to himself and settles down, when he suddenly hears the words clal out from the back. "Oh...you said the snake was willing right? Bring them both out at once. There's something I've always wanted to do~" he calls back.

00:45 Tai , A smallish snow-white snake, a couple minutes later, slithers out gleefully, a bound and struggling unicorn on her tail. "Eee, finally! Only took all night! Maybe next time I shouldn't be so obviously wanting to get eaten. Oh well!" The snake slithers up to Gyro. "Hi! Are you my buyer tonight?"

00:50 GyroCoatl waits on the couch, feeling a little bit of daze come over him in the intervening time as his eys drift half closed. THen...there's an excited bounding snake towards him, one a little less than three quarters his size, and yet, still big enough to carry a pony. His head tilts at her words, and he raises an eyebrow. "Next time? I'm sorry honney, but yes I"m your buyer, and as such I intend to get every bit worth out of you. Now...hand that unicorn here first~" He reaches over as she slides up close, and undoes the gag on the unicorn so that she can speak, and grins menacingly down at her. "Ahh hello there, main course~"

00:54 Tai Grins. _"Oh, don't worry about it." The snake says, lifting the pony over to the couch and roughly plopping her into his lap._

00:54 Ingress , When the gag comes off of the pony, immediately starts pleading. "P-Please, w-whatever you're going to do to me, p-please let me go. Those m-monsters have been teasing and licking me all n-night long." She pleads, trying to look up at the snake but having trouble due to her bindings. Her hooves are tied behind her back, and her hindlegs are bound together as well. A magic-denying ring is on her horn, blocking any escape._

00:54 < Tai> //I'm thinking having Ingress get crushed and broken by snektail, and then having Tai be the one that Gyro bites and eats hardly

00:55 < Tai> //with maybe a liiittle bit of biting on Ingress

00:58 < GyroCoatl> (hmmmm ok I suppose. See I was thinking about doing the lady and the tramp noodle thing with ingress, followed by Nomphing Tie

00:58 < Tai> (hmmm, could do some snowballing)

00:58 < Tai> ~~(still want to do some hard stuffs tho)~~

00:59 < Tai> EDIT: ~~(still want to do some hard stuffs tho, if you want to)~~

01:03 < GyroCoatl> (Hard stuffs arent generally my forte, though you make experimenting fun)

01:04 < Tai> (Well, ultimately you're the pred, I'll leave stuff up to you!)

01:04 < Tai> (I'm fine doing whatev)

01:09 GyroCoatl looks down at the frightened mare as a sick look of glee drifts across his face and glints in his eyes. His feathers fluff up as he stretches himself out menacingly for the mare. "Mmm let you go? I will let you go, dont worry~" He leans down and wraps her horn up wiht his long forked tongue, playing with the icy metal ring that blocked her magic. The snek's feathered head then glides down over her face, leaving a coat of drool in its wake,, and right before her muzzle, he gapes wide, shwoing off the dark pink cavern that lays beyond it. "You'll be going right down here~" He hisses, and indicates down his throat with a talon. His hot meaty breath smells of alcohol and possibly that of a familiar pony, and carries flecks of saliva which splatter upon her face.

01:12 Ingress scrunches as the lamia's tongue toys with her horn, trying to pull her head away to avoid the... surprisingly good feeling. "S-Stop!" She pleads, although a blush on her face says differently. As the birdsnek licks down her face, she just blushes further, closing her eyes. When she opens them, she's looking down the gaping maw of the snake. "W-Wait, p-please, no! I'll d-do anything, just p-please don't eat me!" She struggles and squirms in her rope bindings, trying to get away from the snake. Gyro almost noticed a slight bit of hesitation when she was saying 'dont'.

01:18 GyroCoatl parts her fur around her blush with a talon, moving it in small circles on her cheeek, and chuckling softly to himself. WIth his other claw, he indicates at the other meal present and says, "would you mind taking a tasty yoruself? And then tell me, do you think there'd be any justince in this world if we let such a delectable treat walk its way on out of here?" As she does so, the bird curls his bulgy soft middle over Ingress's back, squishing the partially liquified form into her body in a loose coil. "YOu feel that? There was another pony that I ate, just a little bit earlier in the evening. I think she really wants some company for the duration of her stay in there~"

01:23 Tai nods, slithering up to the bound mare. She leans over the mare's rump, licking it firmly. Her slit eyes go wide as she experiences the taste, and can't stop herself from taking a little bite, sinking her fangs into the squishy rump. She immediately realizes what she's doing and backs off, letting the snake wrap up the pony in his tail. "S-She's delicious."_

01:30 GyroCoatl exposes his fangs and runs the slippery muscle over each of the tips, leaving a tendril of drool linking the top and bottom ones. Casting a sharp glance over at Tai, he lets out a gruff snort and explains, "This one is mine, remember? You're just another treat for me, when this is all said and done, so try not to hurt her. By all means though, feel free to start at her legs~" HIs attentio turns abck down to Ingress, who's protesting. "Well...to be fair, I've eaten recently enough that I didnt nead her either, but that bat was just too hard to pass up. And well...the two of you are both on the menu, so if I didnt eat you , someone else would~" His beak creeps closer to her snout once more, and there clamps down gently upon it, talking only her nose and leaving th ebottom jaw free.

01:35 Ingress cries, _"Aah! P-Please s-stop!" Ingress struggles and resists, but is helpless as both lamias lick and nibble and tease at her, feeling her hindlegs start to descend into the snowy lamia's throat. She looks up at Gyro's predatory, apathetic gaze with a pleading expression, tears welling up on the corner of her blush. Seeing no hesitation in his eyes, the unicorn closes her eyes, trying to accept her fate, but not ceasing her struggles._

01:43 GyroCoatl bites down with his beak a little harder now, taking the skin off her snout with a wet noise, and letting blood start to well up from it. There he swallows and reveals an empty throat, before he finally sees it fit to muffle her crys as his jaws slide on forward around her face, and then from there slowly advancing forward, creeping up over her eyes and giving a bit of purple before it dissolves into black as teh sharp edge presses over her. Each inch on either side brings with it its share of liquidy saliva that clings to her body and begins to drizzle down to pool around her chest. It certainly has to be a strange sensation, feeling the creeping warm dampness over both ends of the body towards an industrial cooled center.

01:47 Ingress yelps as the beak clips her snoot, opening her eyes to see the maw start to envelop her view. She tries to turn away, but finds it's too late, her head getting taken into the maw and slowly pressed into the tight, cool throat. "Mmph~!" She cries as the snake on her other side starts creeping up her as well, the white snake's tongue sneaking ahead and licking at her nethers. "Mmm, mmm~!" She moans, thrashing around in the coils and maws. Tai meets Gyro's gaze, a cheeky expression in her eyes. She swallows and pulls her head back, giving a playful little tug on the meal.

01:56 GyroCoatl feels his jaws rise on over the head with a slight expansion, followed by them refexively clenching when something tries to pull back on out, causing his fangs to hook out and catch onto Ingress's neck. The gryphon meets Tai's eyes with a mischevious gling and starts to press on over his meal a little faster, heedless of the pathetic struggles her bound form was able to make. Even still the progress is rather slow going as he creeps on over her shoulders and then across her belly, getting ever closer to his second meal at the end of the Pony. The smell of alcohol grows stronger the deeper into the bend she happens to get as her muzzle approaches the sweltering sack of doom,, giving her a taste of what's to come.

02:02 < Tai> (heck, probably wasn't smart of me to start this late at night)

02:02 < GyroCoatl> (Is my food getting tired? xP We can break if you really wanna.

02:03 < Tai> (_slep_)