Cats Rather Like Dairy
One-Shot
23 September 2018
Stats
The RP has a total of 55 lines, 2894 words, and 15479 characters.The average line consists of 52.62 words that themselves average 4.35 characters taking about 4 minutes, 54 seconds.
Sweet Treat said a total of 28 lines, 1620 words, and 8762 characters.
Sweet Treat's average line consists of 57.86 words that themselves average 4.41 characters taking about 5 minutes, 26 seconds.
Ty said a total of 27 lines, 1274 words, and 6717 characters.
Ty's average line consists of 47.19 words that themselves average 4.27 characters taking about 4 minutes, 21 seconds.
10:16 < Ty> good birb
10:18 Sweet_Treat watches whats likely the final customer of the night head on out, with only fifteen minutes to close, and starts to put things away. SHe'll leave one machine up and running, just in case, but she starts to put away the rest of the items around here, tucking icecream away and refilling toppings for the next day. The buildint itself was pretty well clean, and as the only tables were at the bar along the counter, it was an easy sweep to mop up any spilled drinks.
10:23 Ty opens the door a moment later, it's familiar chime as steps through the door a strange specimen of a walking cat walks in. his lanky posture and tall form has to duck a little as he steps through. the cat seems almost awestruck as he enters, looking around at the different colors and textures of the building. after a moment of just taking a few steps in he turns right to the counter. walking over to it with a big smile on his fuzzy face.* "well hello there"
10:25 Sweet_Treat looks up when she hears the chime of her bell and looks up to see the creature...a cat? Wait...it was standing on two legs that must mean... She steps forward to the register and offers him a pleasant smile. "I must say, I'm surprised to see an abyssian all the way out here...I've not seen of you before. Did you come in on one of the sailing ships?" She asks curiously. "Just let me know what you want." She seems pretty stunned over this whole encounter.
10:29 Ty smiles and chuckles,* "that's refreshing. normally I get 'well look what the cat dragged in.' yeah. I came in on the boats. I was curious what this land was like so I jumped on the first opportunity. as for what I want." *he looks up at the board the back down to her, tilting his head to the side, eyes softening as his arms tent on the counter and rests his chin on them.* "whats good?"
10:32 Sweet_Treat gestures to the sign above and behind her on the wall, listing a hoofful of shakes specialties. OTherwise,t hrough the case he could see four different icecreams, and a whole slew of toppings from cookies to sweets to nuts. The circled special was her neopolitan, but she's quick to steer him away. "Oh, anything here is good, though the strawberry is my specialty. I"ve worked long and hard at perfecting each of these."
10:39 Ty says "alright, lets see. well I'm looking for something sweet. something as tasty as you are pretty" *he gives a little wink at the offhand comment,* "I think a scoop of strawberry" *he pauses and taps his chin* "aaand a cherry on top?"
10:42 Sweet_Treat smiles at the cat and responds, "Oh arent you a charmer, Good choice, now...that'll be 5 Tys for the medium if that's what you're after." WHile she waits for him to pay, the mare busys herself, mixing in icecream, milk, and cloud into the blender and turns it on, before turning back to her customer. "Well...its on its way."
10:47 Ty pulls out his little pouch, opening it up he furrows his brow.* "five you said?" *he looks into the bag again and then just shakes his head and dumps it out onto the counter. counting up the strange looking currency. he has about 8 coins at this point in a pile.* "do you know the conversion? I'm pretty sure it's only a half Ty more."
10:50 Sweet_Treat frowns as she looks at the mess of silver coins that clatter onto th ecounter with some interest. She'd never seen abyssian currency before and in all honesty doesnt have a clue about the conversion rate. With a shrug of her shoulders she meets his eyes. "Looks good to me," she answers, he's got a trusting face after all. In about anouther 2 minutes, she's got the pink thick liquid poured into a glass and topped with both a cherry and whipped cream. "Enjoy~"
10:54 Ty pushes the coins to her with a smile. wondering how he's going to get back there now. he pulls the mix towards him, giving the whipcream a little lick he plants a white blip on his nose to which he smiles completely oblivious to it.* "so how long have you been doing this for?"
10:58 Sweet_Treat chuckles as he pushes down into the whip cream, ignoring his straw that was pking through it, and then reaches over to offer him a napkin. "Heh, you're a silly little thing arent you?" At his question, she thinks for a moment, and then says, "Well...about 10 years now I'd say. " The counter itself is pretty low, and from his spot on the seat he could likely vault it. And...as he pushes on the glass he'd finc that its pretty stable.
11:00 < Ty> ( fun thing is, he's fully determined to have her let him in~ )
11:00 < Sweet_Treat> (Well..he is foriegn...I'm sure he can talk his way into a demonstration)
11:01 < Ty> ( that's the plan :p
11:02 Ty takes the napkin gently and wipes his nose.* "thanks. really, 10 years. so you've gotten pretty good then huh." *he takes a sip from the straw. eyes widening a little as he tastes the liquid
11:04 Sweet_Treat watches with giddy excitement as the foriegner's eyes light up with the taste of her drink Her tail swishes behind her, and the mare nods her head. "Yep...been working on the recipe all that time...and still do tweak it sometimes. GOtta keep to perfection."
11:07 Ty sets the drink down on the counter.* "I agree. say, how do you come up with these different recipes? and where do you make them?"
11:16 Sweet_Treat shrugs her shoulders and gestures towards the back. "Oh well...you saw how I put together the shake itself, but the icecream part all happens in the back on a giant icecream machine. I sorta put things together and test them out, and crank that sucker to get it going when I'm ready to test anything," she answers nodding her head. THe recipe is ever changing and improving.
11:17 < Ty> "Ice cream machine?" *he tilts his head again* "they don't have anything like that back home. could I... could I see it?"
11:19 Sweet_Treat smiles at him and nodes her head. He grabs a pair of hoof gloves from the ounter and tosses them to the cat. "Alright, as long as you look but dont touch." Walking to the far edge of the stall, she undoes a latch and opens the door for Ty to follow her into the back, where a large hoof cranked machine lay, flled with salt and water along the rim.
11:21 Ty smirks. *ding ding ding, we have a winner. Ty gladly takes the gloves but doesn't really know what to do with them as they're shaped for hooves and not for paws... he follows her behind the counter and towards the back room. looking around at everything he can to get a grasp on the room* "so this is where you make the icecream."
11:22 < Ty> ( I'm fkin zonked man. I'm still going because I wanna do this but I haven't slept in quite a while. sorry if my posts are kinda poor. I'm also kinda sad Ty couldn't seduce her. ~~if you can think of a bone to throw me go for it~~ )
11:23 < Sweet_Treat> (If your too tired, we can do later, its fine! ANd maybe you can figure things out when you wake
11:25 < Ty> ( nah, I wanna do this now. I'm getting into this. I'm just having a hard time thinking of the right words. let me grab some food and we can keep going. I'm liking this :p )
11:28 Sweet_Treat nods her head at his question and opens up the top of the icecream machine. "Yep...righ there is where I pour all the ingredients, from heavy cream, pureyed strawberries, sugar, and everything else that goes into it, and then, you close it." She does so, adn then finds a crank. "You start to churn this, and slowly it solidifies into icecream." She explains with a grin.
11:35 Ty looks to her, so happy about her work, he has no idea how to take this in the direction he wants without just forcing himself on her. which is probably what's going to happen anyway. he walks up to the pony, looking her over. he sits down in front of her* "ever had any accidents back here?"
11:39 Sweet_Treat stops talking abotu things and raises and eye at her question. "Accidents? I mean...I've spilled things, or dropped a vat of icecream...but nothing toooo serious," she says with the shrug of her shoulder. "Its not that dangerous of work after all. I do usually end up a little splattered by the end of the day, but thats how it goes," she answers, and it was true. She had Tys of icecream stains on her pink fur in spots.
11:44 Ty chuckles as he looks at the different little stains.* "ah, so cute and tasty. good to know. or are you just saving it for later~" *he gives her a half glance with raised eyebrow, hoping to earn a giggle out of her.
11:49 Sweet_Treat gives a soft chuckle and shakes her head. "Nah...it just takes a Ty of work to get it out of fur, you know? Gotta rub at it hard when its too far out of reach of your tongeu to just slurp it up right away, If only I had an asistant," she teases back at him.
11:53 Ty sticks his rough tongue out at her* "I imagine that would be hard yeah. I could probably help you out, it'll cost you thooooough~"
11:54 < Ty> ( that was a pretty big bone my dude )
11:59 < Ty> ( am now awake again btw, just got food )
11:59 < Sweet_Treat> (yay~
12:01 Sweet_Treat blushes a Ty at his teasing and and shrugs her shoulders. "Well...I've got a little Ty set aside for someone who can get the job done.
12:03 Ty smiles,* "I was thinking more along the lines of a can of whipped cream. I used to get that stuff on imports. I love it. deal?" *he holds out his paw, not gloved because he didn't get the message with the gloves he was supposed to be wearing
12:14 Sweet_Treat chuckles at him and rolls her eyes as he holds out his paw, but she takes it and shakes his hoof. "I suppose if a can of whip cream is all it takes to be my assistant, I'll be happy to employ you. Now uhh...would you get everything in this back room cleaned up?" She asks, flicking her tail from side to side.
12:16 Ty grins. "eeeeverything~?" *he looks at her seductively. he's seen the rest of the room but he hopes he can start with the best part~*
12:20 Sweet_Treat nods her head at the cat, with a little grin on her face. "Yep, everything~ though you cant get anything else dirty in the process, or you'll have to clean that too," she says with a snicker. The mare hadnt yet decided she'd go further than teasing with him, but even this was fun for both involved.
12:24 Ty chuckles, evaded for the moment but making this all the sweeter in the end.* "alright, I'll do my best." *he stands from his position. looking around the room before getting to work. taking a glance over at the sweet pone to see what she does next
12:26 Sweet_Treat wanders out of the room as he goes to work cleaning out the back. Really there wasnt too much to do, and he'd liekly be finished in about fifteen minutes or so. While he does that, she swaps the sign from opened to clsoed, locks the front, and finishes tidying up the coutners. With that, she retures, with one bottle of fresh made whip cream in her hooves. "Alright, got it for you."
12:31 Ty was a fast working kitty and had already cleaned about 90% of the counter tops and floor. his superior size working to his advantage. he looks to her as she enters the room again. walking up to her and holding out his hand to receive it.* "cool! say, you ever just mess around back here? get bored on a slow day and do something silly?"
12:34 Sweet_Treat shrugs her shoulders at his question and syas, "Well...I do have a couple books that I've worked through on slow days...though I try not to have them. What sort of things do you mean mess back here? What silly things" She asks, curious about the cat and the customs that he might bring to her.
12:34 < Sweet_Treat> (dont forget you can play it off as your culture at times too : ) )
12:35 < Ty> ( she did give him the whipped cream? )
12:36 < Sweet_Treat> (ye
12:40 Ty grins,* "liiiiike this" *shaking the can as he begins his sentence he punctuates it by turning the can upside-down over her head and spraying her with whipped cream
12:44 Sweet_Treat yelps as she gets the cold sweet white fluff into her maine and over her body and begins to back up but th esubstance just continues to come until the freshly made canster has been entirely emptied out. "H-hey! What was that for?" She groans, feeling sticky fluff coating all over her head and chest.
12:46 Ty falls back onto his butt and starts to giggle furiously.* "thought you could use some topping with all that icecreeeeeam" *he says through strained breath. giggling his ass off and just looking back up to her a moment later
12:53 Sweet_Treat closes her eyes in a Ty of irritation, and yet, the way her face looks when she's upset just makes her all the cutier. "H-hey! I dont have that much icecream on me, you silly cat," she calls out with a hmph, and then balls some of it up. She tosses it at him and it splatters across his chest.
12:56 Ty jumps as it splatters on him. shivering for a moment.* "you really want to go there~?" *he takes a digit and runs it though the whipped cream, sticking it in his mouth a moment later
12:59 Sweet_Treat snorts at him and then tosses another globule at him again. "Sure...You've already gone thwere with me<' she groans, flicking her tail back and forth. To get back to his shake and other topppings Ty would need to leap over her body and draw her back ou tfront. "Anyways...you need to get me cleaned up now.""
13:09 Ty crawls over to her quickly before she can leave and smears the whipped cream all over her coat~ leaving it stained white among the other colors. he grabs her and pulls her close, continuing to smear the tasty cream all over her* "uh uh uh. you're not getting away that easy"
13:13 Sweet_Treat squeaks as she's suddenly wrapped up, blinded by the cream oozing down over her eyes. She squirms as she feels his paws rubbing across her fur, streaking white gunk across her body and spreading it more difusely than it had been before. "Bleh Hey! You'r enot helping clean me off!
13:15 Ty grins* "you want to get clean? I can help with that" *without warning his tongue extends from his maw, licking from her upper back to her right shoulder, taking all the cream with it. he enjoys her delicious taste as well as her sweet scent.
13:21 Sweet_Treat eeps as she feels the tongue run across her body, scooping up the cream and her natural ponyesque flavors that adorn her body. "H-hey...thats...thats not quite what I meant," she protests, pulling back some. "Ive got...like a shower and some towels..."
13:21 < Sweet_Treat> (But I think cats licking themselves and others clean is their culture~
13:22 < Ty> ( yus ^^ )
13:22 Ty gives another lick* "nonsense. you told me to clean everything in the back room and you're back here so I need to clean you. I kinda already spent my pay so now I need to earn it"
13:30 Sweet_Treat squeaks as another lick rolls across her body body, drawing off more of the sweet cream off of her delectable fur. "Sure...you can wash me off you know, it'll all be fine," she protests, not realizing that this is how cats do things.
13:36 Ty pauses* "you know I'm a cat right? you hired me to clean and I am." *he leans around her side, presumably having pulled her back towards him, using his paw he adjusts her head to look at his* "just relax"
13:46 Sweet_Treat frowns as she hears his words and...realizes soon that she's seen other cats doing the same thing..even if not big ones. With a sigh, the pegasus relaxes in his grip as sh elooks at him. "Fine...fine....I suppose if you insist..." she mutters.
13:52 Ty gives a quick lick between her eyes, licking up the whipped cream sitting there. with her a Ty more relaxed he turns her back again giving a long lick up her back, right between her wings, taking whatever ice-cream and whipped cream may be there, slightly teasing her too, his paws giving a gentle rub to her shoulders*
14:00 Sweet_Treat shivers and flutters her wings as he feels the sensation of his slightly rspy tongue moving across her body, and finally drawing out a soft sigh. She presses up against his massaging paws and closes her eyes. The mix of flavors that coat her body is delectable, and quite nearly irresistable.
14:07 Ty giving a few more licks across her back he gives a very gentle lick across her wing. from base to tip he licks the length of it.
14:17 Sweet_Treat flutters her wings as his tongue runs along that wing, drawing out a giggle from teh mare. "Heh...that tickles...:
14:19 Ty coos, " "I'm glad you're enjoying yourself~" his strong paws slowly pick her up, turning her to the side. his powerful tongue licking up her forehoof and across the back of her neck, up her side slightly and again against her neck
14:26 < Sweet_Treat> (mind us moving forward 😛
14:27 Sweet_Treat feels herselflifted up in his paws, and pulled onto his lap as she's twisted. SOme of the whip cream slides over his own fur as she moves, smearing it into his lap.
14:28 < Ty> ( aww, I'm enjoying it slow :c )
14:28 < Ty> ( okay, I getchya )
14:32 Ty his tongue licks up her chest and her neck towards her chin. the kitty turns her more, now facing him as he licks up the other side of her chest. drawing his tongue across her muzzle he plants his lips against hers. holding her close and kissing her gently
14:40 Sweet_Treat shivers as she feels his lips upon hers, and lets him continue to lick across her muzzle, htough her own lips dont open up to admit him inside. Her wings flutter slightly in her grip as she's pulled a little tighter against his form.
14:41 < Ty> ( darn, I had some other things in mind... too bad she's food :p )
14:43 Ty pulls back for a moment, staring right at her.* "I was right. cute and tasty~" *he leans in again, another kiss. this time however his lips part a little wider, taking her muzzle into his maw. before she has a chance to resist his maw is open wide and forced over her head. licking under her chin as she's stuffed into the tight space of his sticky maw
15:03 < Sweet_Treat> (We're gonna have to pause I think...I've just been playing all day and moods no linger here.