Stats

The RP has a total of 38 lines, 2765 words, and 15054 characters.
The average line consists of 72.76 words that themselves average 4.44 characters taking about 5 minutes, 14 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 19 lines, 1254 words, and 6660 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 66.0 words that themselves average 4.31 characters taking about 6 minutes, 56 seconds.
Vesper Piero said a total of 19 lines, 1511 words, and 8394 characters.
Vesper Piero's average line consists of 79.53 words that themselves average 4.56 characters taking about 3 minutes, 26 seconds.

22:47 Vesper Piero Flops next to the gryphon~

22:47 Gyro Feather groans as he feel sscales sliding against his feathers. "Hiya vesper."

22:48 < Vesper Piero> "How are you doing chicken?~" Vesper teased softly, folding his hands behind his head as the dragon looked Gyro over.

22:54 Gyro Feather rolls his eyes at the creature next to him. "Well I was doing just fine until a lizard came to bug me."

22:56 Vesper Piero Pouts a bit before setting up. "Well if you're going to be that way I could just leave, and here I missed you!" Vesper whined, or at least pretended to as he got to his feet, the dragon dusting himself off with his back to Gyro~

23:00 Gyro Feather chuckles at the dragon and rolls his eyes as he gets back up. "Ya...I think you just missed making hungry eyes at me, like you were gonna try and get me at some point," the gryphon teases, lashing his tail behind him.

23:02 Vesper Piero Folds his arm to feign a fairly convincing pout as he twitched his tail in an annoyed fashion. "It's hardly my fault you seem to delight in making yourself look very edible!" Vesper remarked barely looking over his shoulder a Gyro.

23:07 Gyro Feather snorts at vesper and darts his beak forward, taking the other's tail into his mouth. He runs his tongue all over it, and then after a moment lets it drop. "Well...you're one to talk. You always have a flavor that makes me feel I could just eat you up."

23:10 Vesper Piero Softly baps his tail across Gyro's face to wipe it off of the gryphon's saliva. "How would you know? you've never been allowed to lick or eat me silly bird!" The dragon remarked before twisting around to glare at his friend, Gyro might have to get clever if he doesn't want to drag down a belly before long. The gryphon might remember a certain trick of Vespers he might be able to use to his advantage~

23:15 Gyro Feather graons as his own smelly drool splatters across his soft pink feathers, before bringing a claw to wip eit off. "I've licked you plenty, and well...you've never eaten me either so we're even there." He offers Vesper an innocent smile and flicks his tail back and forth. "So...were you going to fix me up a treat again?"

23:17 Vesper Piero Taps a claw to his lip as the dragon though a bit. "I suppose I could, just gotta get all the ingredients for a silly greedy chicken like yourself~" Vesper would tease, turning to walk towards the gryphon's house since it was closer.

23:25 Gyro Feather rolls his eyes and follows along at a quick pace. "I suppose you could make something tasty for me. Perhaps you ought to put dragon along as the mane course though. I dont think anything else would suffice."

23:28 Vesper Piero Shoots Gyro a glare before opening the door to be polite with his friend. "Ha ha very funny, keep this up and I just might eat you Gyro!" Vesper scoffed before following in after the gryphon. Closing the door behind them as the dragon glances around the birdy's home.

23:39 Gyro Feather has a fine entry room with a brightly colored couch and furniture decorated in little carvings. Quickly though, he begins to lead Vesper a little deeper into the kitchen. Its well stocked with anything the dragon could need. "Uhh huhh...well fix us up something nice regardless."

23:42 Vesper Piero Had a good look around before inspecting the kitchen a bit, calling back over his shoulder. "Should I run to the mammal market int he everfree forest to pick up some live micros or a normal pony or two?" The dragon joked, flicking his tail around as Vesper checked the fridge, bending over a bit to bob his butt around as he rummaged inside.

23:47 Gyro Feather chuckles at the dragon and gesture out to the door. "Heading to that black market? Why pay their prices when you can just pickup a random pony or two just out the door. Sure..they dont come sedated, but that's half the fun anywyas." The kitchen had pretty much whatever the dragon might need.

23:51 Vesper Piero Hmmmms. "True but might get in trouble!" the dragon huffed, although after a moment Vesper shrugged before walking right past Gyro to head out the door. Since it was almost dark out it would be easier to not get caught snatching a [u]fresh one[/u] free range. The gryphon would have to wait about twenty minutes though before his dragon pal came back in, lugging an earth pony over his shoulder whom had their hooves and muzzle tied. A juicy looking blue mane and tail with a lovely orange body. "This one seemed like he wouldn't be missed, any way you'd like him?" vesper asked as he huffed and carried the lively ingredient to the kitchen.

00:08 < Gyro Feather> (Sorry had to catch my birds to put em to bed

00:08 < Vesper Piero> (No problem)

00:11 Gyro Feather grins happily as the dragon heads on out of the house to snag them a treat. He flops down ont he couch and peruses a book in the mean time. His head perks up as he hears the dragon carryign fresh meat, and grins as he looks over the succulent treat. "MMm yes, he does look delightful. Even if he is missed, I'm sure they wont think to link it back to us." Gyro gets up from his seat and follows them to the back, where, stopping in fron tof the frightened cretures face, he leans down and gives a long lick up that fur. "MMmm you will make a wonderful meal~" At that question, gyro shrugs his shoulders. "Usually I like em live and wiggling...but with only one, we might have to divide him up."

00:15 Vesper Piero Put the pony on the table, shoeing Gyro out of the kitchen as he put on an apron. "Well unless you plan to fetch another I'll have to get to work on this guy! He said his name was Sorbet swirl but I think he will make an excellent stew salad or wrap~" vesper chuckled before getting out a big stew pot, cutting board, sharp knife and some veggies to chop.

00:17 Gyro Feather snorts at the dragon and shakes his head. "Nope, you were the one saying you'd provide dinner tonight, so I think you'll have to have fun with him afterall. I'll leave you to it then," he says, befor emaking his way out of the kitchen. Once again the bird flops on the couch, reading his book to pass the time as Vesper works.

00:20 Vesper Piero could be heard rapidly chopping through the veggies, carrots, celery, and peppers before the scent of onions rose in the air as the dragon diced some up followed by potatoes then garlic. All of which Vesper shoved into the pot after adding some gravy mix then shucked some corn to add to the mix with peas. The slowly rising odor of the stew starting to bubble and cook wafting into the living room while the earth pony could be heard muffledly whining and struggling against his restraints.

00:26 Gyro Feather only idly listens to the sound as he reads through his trashy novella, all the while swihing his tail. Occasionally he'd call out to Vesper, "HOw long till Dinner is ready?" But for th emost part he remained fully passive in the meals. The noise of the stallion was rather dim out in that living room, though it let Gyro know that Vesper hadnt gotten to preparing that just quite yet.

00:32 Vesper Piero Mixed together a special blend of seasonings and spices before moving to work ont he centerpiece of the meal. "Longer then it would have if you keep pestering me silly bird." Vesper called back to tease as he took of the bindings. Fighting and wrestling with the equine to change out the ropes for thin but sturdy edible threat before moving onto the next step, lathering butter into the equine's body then applying the mix of seasonings. "anything to say dinner?" vesper asked as he tugged off the pony's muzzle restraint to give Gyro a cute salivating tease by letting the gryphon hear his food talk before the dragon jammed an apple in his gob halfway through. Lifting the writhing pony up the dragon carried him over, working to not drop the trashing hunk of meat before depositing the earth pony flank first into the high rim pot so that everything but Shorbet Siwrl's head and shoulders stuck out the top.

00:35 Gyro Feather grins wildly as he hears the sound of Vesper moving to prepare the stallion for consumption, and sounding from the comotion going on in the kitchen, he sure was a lively one too. Still though, the bird raises an eyebrow and calls out, "I thought you were going to spit him for the both of us? IF there's only one, then well, remember you're cooking for me." THe bird reminds him. His ears twitch as he hear sthe lats words of the stallion, who was calling for help and to be let go, ebfore tha apple silences him once more. "Well...just be quick, I'm starving over here."

00:38 Vesper Piero Cleans his claws a she stepped into the living room after closing the stallion in with a lid over the pot then set the clamps. "Well I can always go out for another, but someone needs to stir the stew every five minutes to keep our tasty quest form burning, want him safe and lively for supper no?" Vesper remarked, hesitating a moment to say. "Then again, can I trust you with a [b]simple[/b]task like that? He will take a while which should give me time to fetch a second equine for dinner then prepare him in some way."

00:46 Gyro Feather lets out a long sigh and makes his way back into the kitchen, following the instructions of the dragon. "I suppose I can do that much if you wanna go get something else, though at this point it feels like I"m the one cooking dinner now." The bird offers a half teasing glare at the dragon and thwacks him with his tail. "But if you must, go and fetch yourself some dinner.

00:50 Vesper Piero Took the apron off while Gyro spoke, folding it up to place on the arm of the couch. "just stir, NO eating!" vesper reminds Gyro as he heads out the door, shaking his cute butt with every step before gyro would lose sight of his friend. A little over half an hour later the dragon returns, dragging another pony by the hind legs, this one a unicorn with a magic inhibiting charm stuck on his horn. "I'm home honey, how's that stew holding up?" the dragon jokingly called out, kicking the door shut as he works to get the magical meal into the kitchen.

01:00 Gyro Feather rolls his eyes at the admonishments and then urns back to the work of watching the stew. He's managed to keep it all in good order by the time Vesper arrives back, and offers a grin over at the dragon. "Oh good, you got us something with that little spark of magic too. Well then, I'm going to turn this all back over to you." Before vesper can even object, Gyro's back out the door and on the couch."

01:04 Vesper Piero Looks over to gyro with a grumble. "Well if you're going to be ungrateful I could always eat them myself!~" The dragon teased, smacking the gryphon's rear with his tail in passing before working on the unicorn int he kitchen, a few clatters, clanks and thunks coming from the other room as the dragon fought with this certainly more lively equine, clearly unaccustomed doing things without magic.

01:05 Gyro Feather rolls his eyes at the dragon and swishes his tail as he walks on by. "Well...that one you just caught is only for you, relmember? YOu've already got mine in that stew post." His face then turns to address teh unicorn before he disapears. "THats right, you and a friend are going to be stew~"

01:08 Vesper Piero continues. After a few minutes Gyro would hear a wet splunk as the unicorn was added to the stew pot before Vesper came in to flop out next to the gryphon wearing the apron again. "I'm a little surprised you behaved yourself!~" Vesper remarked as he dropped the anti-magic charm on the coffee table, having lathered the unicorn's horn with a numbing ooze to prevent magic use.

01:17 Gyro Feather twitches his featehrs as he hears the stallion take the plunge, and smils to himself. Soon he'd have plenty of dinner. As the dragon takes a seat next to him, he turns to fac ehim. "I've got more self conrol than that. Besides, it would have been more fun for you to have failed...and me to have just eaten that morsel down right in front of you~"

01:22 Vesper Piero Reaches out to flick Gyro on the beak softly. "Then I'd likely shove you into my gullet for the evening!" Vesper retorted, playfully batting and bopping his tail across the gryphons face before getting up, going back to work tending to the stew. About ten minutes later [sub]barring no more interruptions that was~[/sub] Vesper would ring the dinner bell, wheeling out a serving cart before placing two huge bowls on the coffee table, each one had a pony sitting int he tasty stew the dragon had fixed, their fur mane and tails browned to a fair enough degree the only thing setting the two apart was a horn. "Dinner is served!~" The dragon proclaimed as he gestured over the two servings of equine stew as he stood on the other side from Gyro.

01:38 Gyro Feather snorts as his beak is flicked, and then responds by licking the tail that's presented. "Hmmm you're almost more enticing than the stew I think. When Gyro hears the dinner bell, he sits up excitedly, before turning his sights on the two meals that they had before them. Gyro was pleased to see that he'd actually been giving the unciorn. That magic always made for an addtionally tasty zing when it was all said and done. His beak leans down as he takes the first couple sips of his hearty stew, before turning to his prey to give ti a long lick right across the snout.

01:38 < Gyro Feather> (sorry....thought I'd posted

01:38 < Vesper Piero> (no problem.)

01:42 Vesper Piero Got down to sit on his feet, scooting his own bowl closer as Gyro played with his food. "Thankfully Celestia and Luna don't seem to mind an occasional pony going missing [sub]since they tend to be responsible sometimes themselves[/sub] So enjoy this hearty meal~" Vesper remarked before pulling the face of his squirmy meaty center piece closer as the dragons tail wagged and jaws spread wide. The unicorn meanwhile shivering and shaking his head while leaning back in the large bowl, unable to tip it over.

01:49 Gyro Feather licks his tongue over his beak after having tasted that flavor, and nods his head over at Vesper. THen, he yawns that maw open wide and forces it forward, slipping it up over the stallion's face. He gets stuck on that horn at first, but after a little bit of effort, the gryphon seem sto manage to get passed it, forcing that face into his thick throat. When the bird continues on, moving down towards his chest and over his forelegs.

01:52 Vesper Piero Was ahead of Gyro by a few inches, the struggling outline of the earth pony's face stretching about in the dragons' throat while Vesper gnawed and crammed the equine's shoulder's into his mouth. Sorbet Swirl muffledly complain over the apple gag as his forelegs got pinned for the slide, being almost half devoured in another few gulps. Meanwhile Zesty Flash tried constantly to pull back fruitlessly from Gyro's beak, limbs straining against their restraints to roll and jostle in the bowl causing the contents to splash a little.

01:57 Gyro Feather manages to get some of that stew on him as he works to get that meat down into his gullet. After getting halfway, his head lifts skyward, allowing gravity to aide as each burst of his head draws him a little deeper into the other's maw. After a good couple long minutes, all that's left of his meal is a bulge in his belly, and a string of goopy brown stew gravy that drizzled across his face and down his chest. He could hardly hear the unicorn's noises now, but he could sure feel them as they fight inside.

02:01 Vesper Piero Didn't expect the apple gags would remain in their food's mouths for very long as the edible string would dissolve shortly on entering the stomach. Which would certainly amp up the pleasure of the live meals no doubt as they'd be free to struggle. Though after swallowing his meals flank Vesper had slowed, finishing off Sorbet Swirl's legs and tail after Gyro's belly had dropped down. Lifting the bowl to chug it's delicious contents long and slow til only stains were left behind. "So enjoy the meal?" Vesper would ask as he wiped his mouth off on his arm, admiring the way the gryphon's belly jerked and pushed about.

02:04 < Gyro Feather> (I gotta zzzz...am sorry!