Birds Upon Sushi
One-Shot
23 July 2018
Stats
The RP has a total of 15 lines, 760 words, and 4139 characters.The average line consists of 50.67 words that themselves average 4.45 characters taking about 4 minutes, 8 seconds.
Der said a total of 8 lines, 337 words, and 1857 characters.
Der's average line consists of 42.13 words that themselves average 4.51 characters taking about 5 minutes, 8 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 7 lines, 423 words, and 2282 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 60.43 words that themselves average 4.39 characters taking about 3 minutes, 8 seconds.
23:01 Der late night lewds Gyro~
23:02 < Gyro Feather> Dont tempt me with things I ought not do xP
23:02 < Der> I certainly shouldn't do also!
23:03 Der nuzzles his body into Gyrofeather's backside, brushing against their balls
23:04 Gyro Feather squawks and plummets forward as Der bumps his butt, sending the equally tiny bird down to splat against th eplatter of sushi they both perched upon.
23:07 Der chuckles and pushes the other small gryphon into the sushi infront of them, burying them into it before giving them a friendly lick and hug "Tasty bird~"
23:09 Gyro Feather squelches against the pungent salmon slice below himself and as he starts to get back up, he's hopped upon, causing his beak and talons to burry into teh flesh. After a moment of recovery he thuckles and tilts his head around to lick Der himself. "I think playing on this has made you equally so."
23:11 Der snickers "It is a good think I didn't see any other griffons around, otherwise, /both/ of us may be in trouble. You just can't resist something tasting of fish~" he chirps, while starting to preen Gyro's salmon soaked head feathers
23:13 Gyro Feather rolls his eyes at Der and fans out his wing for the white bird to preen out the pink fatty juices that coated his feathers. All the while, Gyro leans down and pulls a large mouthful of fish off from the chunk. Gulping it down, he turns to look at der with some incredulity. "I can resist plenty, thank you very much."
23:24 Der starts to preen at Gyro Feather's out stretched feathers, running them through his beak and stripping them of the tasty flavor, both the salmon and his own. He snorts "Please, you cant resist anything! You will probably eat that sushi till you cant move and become a tasty snack stuck on the plate!"
23:31 Gyro Feather chuckles at Der and then takes another hefty bite of the fish that lay beneath him, pushing it down to his crop where the first piece lay. There was plenty enough fish here to leave both of them gorged. "I wont eat /quite/ that much, probably. Plus this is our table, I dont think they'd let us customers get eaten around here."
23:38 Der boops Gyro Feather's beak with a talon "Your too trusting of other griffons! Don't tell me you wouldn't snack from an otherwise abandoned plate with sushi and stuffed birds on it!" He chirps with a snicker, "It's why you always get a table with someone larger, so it looks like they have claimed us for their meal~" pecking the side of the other blue bird, Der chirps "Give me a bite of salmon while your at it!"
23:40 Gyro Feather snorts at the bird and then turns back to face Der. He suddenly locks beaks with the other small bird, and forces a mass of crop stewing salmon up his throat, and into the beak of the other bird. Upon finishing, he pulls away with a grin. "ANd if you dont like that, well, just tear a piece off yourself. There's plenty. As for a big bird...I mean...that'd be unsanitary!"
23:43 Der swallows down Gyro's crop holdings, it leaving a trace of the salmon taste in his beak. Chuckling, the griffon, shook his head "Not quite what I had in mind you bird brain!" with the snort the white bird shakes his head "And unsanitary? I love getting dinner with larger birds... though all the unsanitary stuff is saved for bed! ...Or at least under the table" he says with a smirk'
23:46 Gyro Feather comes up for another breath of air to respond to der, though he'd been busy gorging his beak on the tasty meal that they lay on top of. "Wow...you lewd bird. With promises like that, you'd have expedted saewin to actually linger around instead of wander off after getting us a plate," he comments. The gryphon then rolls onto his back and extends his wings over his torn bed, staring up at Der. "I meant eating a half eaten plate left lying around."
23:54 Der presses Gyro Feather into the salmon, laying on top of him "I'm sure Saewin will be back, and when he is, you can convince him to have some fun, both of us on him at the same time~" With a chuckle. he grins at the blue peacock "You're on a half eaten plate and taste fine~"
23:59 Gyro Feather gently strokes a claw over Der's back feahers as he flops onto him, causint the meat to squelch beneath both of them. Gyro's belly is already starting to bulge, just as the little bird had predicted. With this new change in position, Gyro's managed to get himself almost entirely coated in fish oil. "Uhhh huhh...maybe I just want you to preen me a little more?"