Stats

The RP has a total of 19 lines, 810 words, and 4256 characters.
The average line consists of 42.63 words that themselves average 4.25 characters taking about 4 minutes, 40 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 10 lines, 458 words, and 2377 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 45.8 words that themselves average 4.19 characters taking about 3 minutes, 40 seconds.
Lemon Drop said a total of 9 lines, 352 words, and 1879 characters.
Lemon Drop's average line consists of 39.11 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 5 minutes, 34 seconds.

10:45 GyroFeather makes a face as he gets a muzzlefull of that foul breath.

10:46 < LemonDrop> Heh, gotta like other pones that appreciate some unpleasant senses in their rp~

10:46 < GyroFeather> ~~~~

10:52 LemonDrop giggles and gives his muzzle a boop "Whaaats wrong silly~"

10:53 GyroFeather snorts at that boop and pushes the yellow horse away. "Thats gross and uncouth."

11:02 LemonDrop giggles and blows some of her nice warm breath at him "Whaats wrong, dont like it?~" she said with a giggle

11:05 GyroFeather goes onto an exagerated coughing fit and waves a talon in front of his beak. "Your breath is awful."

11:07 LemonDrop waves a hoof at him "Nonsense~ You're just a little baby, I'm plenty clean!"

11:08 GyroFeather narrows his eyes at her and clacks his beak. "If you keep harassing me, you might not like it, you dumb thing."

11:12 LemonDrop smirks and takes a step closer to him "Hah, what's a little bird who's can't even handle a pony's breath do~"

11:14 < LemonDrop> EDIT: _smirks and takes a step closer to him "Hah, what's a little bird who's can't even handle a pony's breath gonna do~"_

11:14 < LemonDrop> EDIT: _smirks and takes a step closer to him "Hah, what's a little bird who can't even handle a pony's breath gonna do~"_

11:15 GyroFeather growls at the horse and raises a talon up to press it against her snout to keep her away. "Its more that its just gross. Keep it up and maybe you'll be contributing to bird breath."

11:20 LemonDrop thought the birb was quite amusing, making her smile some and push herself against his talon to get more up in his face about it! "Oh yeah sure, I don't think you could eat anything bigger than a sardine~"

11:25 < LemonDrop> (I am bine with it!)

11:25 < LemonDrop> EDIT: (I am mine with it!)

11:25 < LemonDrop> EDIT: (I am fine with it!)

11:25 < LemonDrop> (I mean I dont like it as much, never did, but still fine in rp if I just dont think about it as much!)

11:26 GyroFeather is able to hold her at bay, regardless of her attempts to push forward against him. He rolls his eyes and gapes his beak open wide to let her get a glimpse down the quivering gullet of the bird. After a moment he closes it and grins. "I could easily fit you inside."

11:31 LemonDrop watches as he yawns open that beak of his, not seeming too affected however with staring down into the hungry abyss or with his threats! In fact, the mean lemony pone simply spit a glob of icky saliva at him, landing down right near the base of his beak, perhaps attempting to assert her dominance~ "Yeah don't even try it mister"

11:34 GyroFeather tries to dodge out of the way of that spit, but is too slow, and feels it instead splatter against his purple chest feathers. Another growl escapes him as he then clasps his talons down around LemonDrop's muzzle, digging the tips in till they draw a trickle of blood. "Listen here pony, why dont we make a bet. You stand still, and if I can swallow you, well then I get to keep you. If I dont, well, then you can be as gross to me as you want for a day, and I wont complain."

11:41 LemonDrop growls a little as he grabs on to her muzzle, perhaps in response to the small amount of pain she was receiving from his talons piercing her muzzle as well! "As if I'd lay down and let you try to eat me, yeah no" she said, using her hoof to try and roughly shove his arm off of her

11:48 GyroFeather holds on tight and snickers as he hears her words, muffled through his tight grip around her mouth. He doesnt let go though, and as she shoves, it just causes the sharp points to dig at her flesh all the more. "Well, you dont seem to think I can do more than a sardine. Surely its worth all the fun you want to have with me to let me try."

11:52 LemonDrop whines a little at the increased pressure against her snoot, though still keeping her position, rolling her eyes a little. "Fine whatever, you won't be able to anyways!" she says, maybe he could eat something more than a sardine with that pretty impressive demonstration of his, but that was still a good distance away from gobbling up a pony for a snack!

11:58 GyroFeather grins widely at the little mare before him and releases his grip on her muzzle. "Excellent, lets have this little game then. Remember, no struggling once we start." He reminds her, and then leans down to plant his tongue across her snout, dragging it up her muzzle. "You taste scrumptios, by the way, my dear~"

12:05 LemonDrop sighed a little and stayed still, watching his pointy lil tongue lick up across her snouth, causing her to scrunch a little, turns out the birb's breath didn't smell all too fantastic either as could be noted with his beak right up close to her, though more fishy if anything! "Oh, so noooow I am enjoyable, I thought you said I was gross!" she said

12:45 GyroFeather shrugs his shoulders at her comment, and says, "Well, your taste is fine anyways. Not nearly as dirty as I expected, maybe even a little lemony," He adds. That pink tongue traces over the edge of his beak and he suddenly gapes wide once more. This time though, its mere inches in front of her face, allowing the heavy breath to blast over her snout. Before she can respond however, he darts forward, surrounding that yellow fur in hot sticky flesh.

13:18 < LemonDrop> (Am filling out a job application!)