Who's the Food Now?
One-Shot
6 April 2017
Stats
The RP has a total of 18 lines, 481 words, and 2621 characters.The average line consists of 26.72 words that themselves average 4.45 characters taking about 2 minutes, 48 seconds.
Arcane said a total of 9 lines, 311 words, and 1715 characters.
Arcane's average line consists of 34.56 words that themselves average 4.51 characters taking about 1 minutes, 46 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 9 lines, 170 words, and 906 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 18.89 words that themselves average 4.33 characters taking about 3 minutes, 57 seconds.
08:00 GyroFeather gets paralyzed
08:01 Arcane asks, "Am I food now?""
08:02 < Arcane> =w=
08:02 GyroFeather makes an affirmative noise
08:02 < Arcane> >:(
08:03 Arcane noms the birb tail
08:03 GyroFeather is still slumped down on the ground with all his muscles relaxed
08:04 Arcane noms the kitty legs and buttttt >:U "am not food, Ur food."" :3
08:05 GyroFeather gives some minor twitches and makes noises of protests
08:06 Arcane Continues to Pacman the birb. Up to his head now. "So, _who's _ the food now?" =w=
08:08 GyroFeather feels his hinds beginning to curl up in hir slimy stomach while he watches out of the slippery maw.
08:09 Arcane chuckles, "It's alright, you don't have to answer. You seem a little preoccupied. Being, oh yeah. _horse food._" >;)
08:09 Arcane Gulps the birb head down and clamps mouth shut, making a loud **SNAP**
08:10 GyroFeather feels the poison beginning to wear off as he curls in the gut. "Spit me out! I'm not food"
08:13 Arcane says, "Well you had the balls to call a voracious pony 'food'. This is just a little lecture for you to learn your place." _Shi swallows the the rest of the Burbcat down hir slick throat, and feels him plop into hir belly._ "Oh, and I can't even if I wanted to x3."
08:22 < Arcane> (What was supposed to be a little joke got a bit serious, eh? X3]
08:22 < GyroFeather> indeed :P
08:23 GyroFeather squirms in the belly, kicking and pushing at the flesh, causing it to bulge out. "SUre you can....just swallow a rope or something and pull me out!"
08:28 < Arcane> "I mean, that's an _option_. But I was thinking of the regurgitating thing. Cept I can't do that. X3. No gag reflex." >Arcane says, sticking a hoof in hir mouth and touching the back of hir throat with no affect. Shi shrugs and rubs hir full belly, the squirming birb tickling hir as he struggled. Arcane sits down and rolls onto hir back. Shi giggles and presses on the bulges he makes with hir forehooves. Suddenly
08:28 < Arcane> hir cheeks puff up as a woosh of air arrives in hir mouth, and shi reared hir head back and let out a reverberating _**BURAAAAAAAAAAAP**_ belch...
08:36 GyroFeather feels the juices he bathed in begining to tingle over his fur and feathers as he fights to somehow make it out of hir belly. Still, its all for not, and as shi lets otu that massive belch, the rest of his air rushes away. He struggles for a little longer, holding his breath as the juices rise up over his head, but ultimately it ends in futility as the little gryphon passes out.
08:41 Arcane sighs, looking down at hir plump belly. Shi grins and pulls hir gut into somewhat of a hug. "Ah, that hit the spot. Thanks for being so 'willing' little one." Arcane says, putting hir ear to hir stomach to listen for a reply, but shi got nothing but the gurgling and groaning of hir body's work. "Oh well." Shi attempts to stand up, in vain. The gryphon adding to much weight for hir to move. Shi looks around the desolate area. "Well it doesn't seem like anypony's going to mind if I rest here~" Shi says, laying back on a trunk of a tree. "You sit tight little gryph and digest~"
08:44 < GyroFeather> Such a rude horse
08:44 < Arcane> Such a tasty gryphon.
08:45 GyroFeather pouts in the afterlife
08:48 Arcane falls asleep, snoring and occassionally stirring from hir sleep to hear hir belly boil, and become slightly smaller. Finally the next morning when shi stands and stretches, shi notices something different about hirself. Shi felt a lot heavier, and when shi looked down at hir thighs, they were significantly **_THICCER_**. "Oh, my dear gryphon, look what you've done~ it's so lovely. ❤" Shi shifts hir hips around and pats them with a hoof, watching them jiggle~.
08:54 < Arcane> 0w0. Thicc horse is thicc
08:55 < Arcane> >_Looks up and sees sad gryph. Flies go them and pulls them from birb heaven and zaps the ghost with spell to make them corporeal. Proceeds to tackle and snuggles_
08:55 < Arcane> And they all lived happily ever aftee
08:55 < Arcane> EDIT: And they all lived happily ever after