Stats

The RP has a total of 29 lines, 349 words, and 2051 characters.
The average line consists of 12.03 words that themselves average 4.88 characters taking about 2 minutes, 57 seconds.
Blackjack said a total of 18 lines, 190 words, and 1118 characters.
Blackjack's average line consists of 10.56 words that themselves average 4.88 characters taking about 3 minutes, 31 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 11 lines, 159 words, and 933 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 14.45 words that themselves average 4.87 characters taking about 2 minutes, 9 seconds.

15:28 Blackjack snuggles GyroTech

15:28 GyroTech uses blackjack as a pillow.

15:28 Blackjack allows this also and snuggles in the process

15:37 Blackjack yawns though as he snuggles, deciding that it would be a good thing to fall asleep again with GyroTech.

15:38 GyroTech falls asleep on top of blackjack, snoring lightly.

15:41 Blackjack smiles and hugs him tightly in his sleep

15:47 Blackjack wakes up during his sleep and ends up rolling over so that GyroTech was now pinned under him.

16:13 Blackjack applies licking

16:16 GyroTech gets crushed to death under the fat, heavy mechanical pony.

16:17 Blackjack makes GyroTech alive again and then calls him rude for calling him fat :(

16:20 Blackjack turns GyroTech into a cyberpony for good measure so he can't be crushed

16:21 GyroTech whines about no longer being a real pony, before he notices his emotions are stripped and complies.

16:23 Blackjack notices the unintended side effect, shrugs and continues licking GyroTech.

16:25 GyroTech looks at Blackjack with a look of disinterest. "What are you doing?"

16:26 Blackjack boops GyroTech repeatedly and annoyingly.

16:28 GyroTech looks blankly at each boop and finally shoves the hoof away. "Your cyber mind must be malfunctioning. We must go upgrade more units

16:29 Blackjack kills GyroTech because he seems to have been a failed experiment.

16:31 GyroTech continues to operate as the blow bounces right off, instead reaching a hoof out to zap blackjack out. "You will comply."

16:33 Blackjack shakes his head at GyroTech as he levitates over his super-sharp starmetal sword, quickly bringing it down to decapitate GyroTech.

17:04 Blackjack then buys a new GyroTech, v3.0

17:08 GyroTech comes with all the gadgets, including mutable tantrums, blind obedience, and a new and improved horn with the ability to melt ponies in less than a second.

17:09 Blackjack uses this new GyroTech for the obvious purpose.

17:12 GyroTech understands that blackjack likes the sex to be very hot and so melts him.

17:12 Blackjack comes back to life again because Blackjack keeps doing that

17:14 GyroTech figures blackjack might be getting too hot and bothered and so freezes him solid.

17:14 Blackjack is frozen solid :(

17:15 Blackjack decides to discard this GyroTech model as well, instead deciding to go with the old, but good, GyroTech 1.0

17:19 GyroTech 's batteries don't last longer than 5 minutes.

17:19 Blackjack points out that v1.0 doesn't have batteries since he's a normal pony again