Stats

The RP has a total of 36 lines, 600 words, and 3338 characters.
The average line consists of 16.67 words that themselves average 4.56 characters taking about 1 minutes, 19 seconds.
Apple Dash said a total of 9 lines, 178 words, and 981 characters.
Apple Dash's average line consists of 19.78 words that themselves average 4.51 characters taking about 1 minutes, 4 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 7 lines, 137 words, and 762 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 19.57 words that themselves average 4.56 characters taking about 1 minutes, 23 seconds.
Inky said a total of 7 lines, 96 words, and 533 characters.
Inky's average line consists of 13.71 words that themselves average 4.55 characters taking about 1 minutes, 35 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 3 lines, 23 words, and 113 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 7.67 words that themselves average 3.91 characters taking about 1 minutes, 28 seconds.
Sigil said a total of 9 lines, 160 words, and 907 characters.
Sigil's average line consists of 17.78 words that themselves average 4.67 characters taking about 1 minutes, 25 seconds.
Sparkler said a total of 1 line, 6 words, and 42 characters.
Sparkler's average line consists of 6.0 words that themselves average 6.0 characters taking about 0 minutes, 2 seconds.

05:40 Ruzeth reads Inky, 'Go the Fuck to Sleep'

05:40 Inky responds with a letter, on which is written in beautiful calligraphic script: "no u"

05:44 Sigil assumes by the way the two pones are exchanging letters that the notes are love notes and simply shakes his head.

05:45 Ruzeth hands Sigil a letter with '<3' on it

05:45 Sigil recoils instinctively. Zebras aren't meant to have hands.

05:47 Ruzeth gives Sigil a signal that he likes him

05:50 Sigil isn't quite sure what to make of the handed zebra, and so misses the signal

05:52 Inky hoofs Sigil a letter with tiny, tiny writing on it.

05:52 Sigil glances at the letter and squints, trying to read it but having difficulty

05:56 Inky had written "ur a faget"

05:56 AppleDash gives the nonpresent Gyro a love note

05:57 Sigil lifts an eyebrow, then sighs, crumples the paper, and tosses it into a nearby bin.

05:57 Inky gives Sigil an apology note

05:58 AppleDash smiles at GyroTech's return and hands him a love note.

05:58 Sparkler reads the tiny letters without difficulty

05:58 GyroTech receives the note, reads it, snorts, tears it to pieces, and then lights this pieces on fire, dropping them into the same bin Sigil just used

05:58 Sigil doesn't even read it, pre-emptively crumpling what would surely be another insult and throws it away.

05:59 AppleDash sads as GyroTech tears up his note and instead just decides to attempt to kiss him.

06:00 GyroTech makes an oops face as the bin catches fire, but apparently it was mistaken for a kiss face by AppleDash, and was unable to respond quick enough to stop it

06:01 AppleDash continues kissing Gyro since the stallion doesn't seem to mind too much

06:03 GyroTech socks AppleDash in the neck, trying to leave him gasping.

06:04 AppleDash squeaks and breaks the kiss at the punch to his neck, although it wasn't enough to affect him for long. A few moments later he moves back in and kisses GyroTech again, this time wrapping a foreleg around the other pony's neck to keep him there

06:07 Inky pouts. "Sigil, that one was an apology note!"

06:08 GyroTech throws a hoof around Sigil hoping for some intervention on his part.

06:08 Sigil glances at the batmare and shrugs. "Fooled me."

06:10 Inky frowns and looks down at the ground sadly, her ears folded down.

06:10 AppleDash continues holding GyroTech close to him while kissing him deeply.

06:11 GyroTech tugs even harder on Sigil, making noises of protest as he's kissed

06:13 AppleDash refuses to let go of GyroTech, beginning to lean into the other stallion in an attempt to push him over, still holding the kiss

06:16 Sigil lifts the stallion's hoof off of his shoulder, then sighs, not really wanting to deal with a pouting mare either. "Look, miss. If ya wanna apologize, it works better face ta face anyhow. Ah don't have time ta try an' read everythin'."

06:18 GyroTech yelps into the kiss as he falls between inky and Sigil, trying his best to struggle free.

06:20 AppleDash pins GyroTech down as he lays on top of the stallion, still holding the kiss and at this point forcing his tongue into Gyro's mouth as wedl

06:20 < AppleDash> well*

06:20 Inky squeaks. "Sorry, uh... mister..?" The mare suddenly perks up. "Oh, I'm Inky!" She holds out a hoof in greeting, only to have GyroTech land on it as he falls. "Gyro, what the hay?" She yells, shoving AppleDash off of the other pony.

06:23 GyroTech gets to his hooves quickly as he's freed, sputtering out the stallion's saliva and giving inky a hug, ignoring the hoof held out to Sigil. "Thanks for saving me inky!"

06:25 AppleDash grabs back onto GyroTech again as he's shoved off, this time with both hooves. He then begins kissing the stallion once more, more aggressively this time

06:26 Sigil grins. "Sigil," he replies to the batmare as he raises his hoof and comes down hard on the back of AppleDash's head.