Stats

The RP has a total of 24 lines, 630 words, and 3496 characters.
The average line consists of 26.25 words that themselves average 4.55 characters taking about 4 minutes, 9 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 12 lines, 289 words, and 1589 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 24.08 words that themselves average 4.5 characters taking about 4 minutes, 39 seconds.
Tea Jay said a total of 12 lines, 341 words, and 1907 characters.
Tea Jay's average line consists of 28.42 words that themselves average 4.59 characters taking about 3 minutes, 42 seconds.

21:18 GyroTech ships himself with the nearest pony

21:35 GyroTech approaches TeaJay and gives them a kiss.

21:39 TeaJay mmphs and pulls away "what are you doing you crazy unicorn? I don't swing that way" whipes his mouth in disgust, pausing in thought afterwards "well, actually, i haven't actually figured out what way i swing yet, if at all, though the whole tea talent certainly doesn't seem promising..."

21:41 GyroTech blushes and pulls away, sputtering himself. "What? Oh Umm I must have been hallucinating, I thought I saw a mare where you stood." He explains, backing away.

21:48 TeaJay stares on skeptically "uh huh, ya, sure, a likely story"

21:51 GyroTech frowns and shakes his head. "Its not my fault you have a very feminine face and muzzle," the stallion argues back, staring at the ground.

21:51 TeaJay glares on "look who's talking!"

21:53 GyroTech flicks his mane at the stallion. "You're just jealous of this fine specimen of perfect stallion."

21:57 TeaJay nods "ah, i see, so you /do/ swing that way then, there's a gay bar down the road you might check out, quite the misleading name it had..."

22:01 GyroTech let's his mouth drop open aghast. "What? No! No I don't! I'm exclusively after cute mares ." He argues back, his tone the equivalent as if he'd been accused of some high crime.

22:04 TeaJay blinks "really now? You just spoke highly of your own looks, sounded rather effeminate to me"

22:07 GyroTech looks up and rolls his eyes, figuring the stallion wouldn't understand. "And that is why I'm a mare killer and you don't have more than a date."

22:11 TeaJay chuckles ""mare killer" now? Trying to overcompensate with an overly chovenistic statement now? I doubt you'd be able to keep any ladies with that kind of attitude" shrugs "but what do i know? I don't even bother with the whole "dating" or "relationships" game..."

22:16 GyroTech snickers and shakes his head, "Its true you know, most of the time I walk into the bar I have the opportunity to walk out with at least 1 mare at my side. It's really fun."

22:17 < GyroTech> "both in the wooing and what happens after."

22:19 TeaJay raises an eyebrow "really now? Some actually /like/ such a pompous attitutude?" Shrugs "meh, to each their own i guess... i suppose i /do/ envy your certainty of yourself, anyway, i have no idea what i want, need most of the time, just kind of coasting through life"

22:24 GyroTech giggles and shakes his tail and butt deliberately. "I don't act like this around them of course. You gotta treat them sweet and flatter them. Being sexy in general helps as well."

22:27 TeaJay nods "ah, i see, so you know how to behave around them, eh? Though i find that questionable, if your blind kissing is any indication..."

22:32 GyroTech snickers and rubs at the back of his head. "Oh well occasionally I like to surprise them. I can usually make them like me and the kiss."

22:36 TeaJay raises a skeptical eyebrow "and that actually works? I'd assume the common responce to such a thing would actually be worse then mine... so i really look like a mare, huh? Just making an assumption with the tea, or...?" Motions to his tea themed cutie mark

22:39 GyroTech puts on a Charming smile and nods. "Well I mean, it works some of the time. But yes I thought you were a mare. Tea masters usually are. My current teashop is run by a mare.

22:41 TeaJay sighs "ya, as i said, the tea thing isn't exactly very..." shakes his head "so anyway, what do you do besides go around randomly kissing guys?"

22:43 GyroTech sputters. "But I... Uhh... Ummm... But... I wasn't... It wasn't... I" the unicorn rambles on, flustered. "

22:45 TeaJay shrugs "can't escape the simple fact, it happened, so what do you do? My thing is obviously tea..."

22:53 TeaJay blinks and cocks his head to the side "hm, are you not as certain of yourself as you let on? Why are you all flustered now?"