Revenge With a Hose
One-Shot
22 May 2014
Stats
The RP has a total of 20 lines, 342 words, and 1951 characters.The average line consists of 17.1 words that themselves average 4.7 characters taking about 2 minutes, 52 seconds.
Fallfeathers said a total of 9 lines, 133 words, and 795 characters.
Fallfeathers's average line consists of 14.78 words that themselves average 4.98 characters taking about 2 minutes, 32 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 11 lines, 209 words, and 1156 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 19.0 words that themselves average 4.53 characters taking about 3 minutes, 9 seconds.
13:52 Ruzeth loves Fallfeathers almost to to death
13:56 Ruzeth begins to make out with fallfeathers
13:58 < Fallfeathers> !inflate Ruzeth
14:01 Ruzeth continues to lock his lips tight slowly taking an air hose and slipping it between the seal.
14:03 Fallfeathers whimpers quietly.
14:07 Ruzeth holds the both of them close together as the air rushes into their bodies making them balloon out.
14:13 Fallfeathers knocks Ruzeth's hoof away and yanks the hose out, tumbling away awkwardly like a sack of flour.
14:15 Ruzeth falls flat on his back from the force, his small body having grown to the point of being difficult for him to get back up
14:16 Fallfeathers immediately coughs up the excess air until he returns to normal, shoving at Ruzeth "What the shit was that for?!"
14:18 Ruzeth squirms about helplessly. "I was just having a little bit of fun with you."
14:19 Fallfeathers huffs indignantly, picking up the still-live hose and shoving it in Ruzeth's muzzle roughly. "Let's see how fun it is, now."
14:22 Ruzeth watches wide eyed as Fallfeathers picks up the hose, wiggling backwards slowly. "I'm sor-" He gets cut off mid apology as the goes down his throat.
14:23 Fallfeathers clamps his hooves over the zebra's face. "I can't hear you."
14:26 Ruzeth whimpers and tries to spit out the hose but to no avail. He bulges out even more, the air quickly filling up his small body.
14:28 Fallfeathers grins wickedly in sick satisfaction, leaning down to pin Ruzeth down even more firmly. "Stiiiiill can't hear you..."
14:31 Ruzeth looks upon Fallfeathers pitifully his lip quivering. He grunts as Fallfeathers lays on top of him.
14:32 Fallfeathers straddles his prize, and pouts. "You could at least pretend to put up a fight.." he huffs, pulling the hose out. "Now I'm just bored."
14:38 Fallfeathers pokes Ruzeth
14:41 Ruzeth takes a couple of shallow breaths as the hose comes out. "Ugh thanks for letting me go... Um could to help me maybe?" The zebra flails about with his hooves, and appears to be sporting a fifth leg.
14:43 Fallfeathers snorts and stretches out comfortably, ignoring his protests as the pegasus dozes off atop the near-immobile Ruzeth.
14:46 Ruzeth groans loudly and jiggles about but is unable to dislodge his friend. "Hey! I'm not an air mattress!"