Strange Batfilly Cartaker
One-Shot
2 March 2014
Stats
The RP has a total of 122 lines, 2448 words, and 13577 characters.The average line consists of 20.07 words that themselves average 4.55 characters taking about 1 minutes, 38 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 39 lines, 1095 words, and 6007 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 28.08 words that themselves average 4.49 characters taking about 1 minutes, 53 seconds.
Shadow Thorn said a total of 37 lines, 574 words, and 3091 characters.
Shadow Thorn's average line consists of 15.51 words that themselves average 4.39 characters taking about 1 minutes, 53 seconds.
Two Score Four Pairs said a total of 46 lines, 779 words, and 4479 characters.
Two Score Four Pairs's average line consists of 16.93 words that themselves average 4.75 characters taking about 1 minutes, 14 seconds.
06:38 ShadowThorn is batpony alicorn filly so she nips gyro with her itsy bitsy fangs, that surprisingly still hurt
06:38 GyroTech when did you become a batpony?
06:38 < ShadowThorn> I lost track when :P
06:38 < GyroTech> is used to batpony bites from being friends and feeding so many, doesnt even seem to mind it too much. "Oh, are you hungry little one?"
06:39 < GyroTech> (Running out to the store brb)
06:39 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( bye )
06:39 ShadowThorn keeps trying to puncture his skin, her tiny fangs unable to do more then cause sores
06:53 ShadowThorn goes over to twoscore and whimpers
06:54 TwoScoreFourPairs pets the fillys head and cooes softly "aw, what is it, sweetie?"
06:54 ShadowThorn nips your hoof gently
06:55 < ShadowThorn> (Err foreleg)
06:55 TwoScoreFourPairs giggles at the small pinching feeling. "Aw, Gyro didn't give you anything to eat, did he? The meany"
06:56 ShadowThorn nods and keeps gnawing at your leg, still trying to pierce skin with her too small fangs
06:57 < ShadowThorn> (Too small to pierce, but long and sharp enough to be painful)
06:57 TwoScoreFourPairs winces a little at the bitting, but strokes her head gently. "Wait a second, sweetie, let me help you with that..." He holds up a needle for her to see
07:00 ShadowThorn looks at the needle, her still pressing her fangs into your fur and skin where she's biting
07:01 TwoScoreFourPairs says, "Come on, sweetie, let me get the blood for you..."
07:01 ShadowThorn took your arm out of her mouth, she gilded her head, confused
07:02 < ShadowThorn> (Tilted*)
07:02 TwoScoreFourPairs pricks his arm with the needle, wincing again as the blood starts budding up out of the hole he made. "Don't drink too much now, sweeite."
07:06 ShadowThorn 's eyes light up and she promptly pushes a fang over the spot and the other in an indent she already made she gives you a dosage of her venom and you feel it spread through your body rapidly, irritated and painful spots changing to a hazy feeling of warmth, you find the venom making you lethargic
07:07 TwoScoreFourPairs frowns. "I, uh...this was a mistake, wasn't it?"
07:07 ShadowThorn starts to drink the blood she was given, an adorable little smile on her lips as she made little squeaks occasionally
07:08 TwoScoreFourPairs sighs, his eyes drooping a bit, chuckling nervously
07:09 < ShadowThorn> (In my book, so worth it to see adorable filly happy)
07:09 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( But TwoScore's gunna get drained of blood, I bet, huh? )
07:11 ShadowThorn came up from drinking with a little yawn, her eyes drooping when you only felt very slightly woozy, she put a bandage over the bleeding spot then curled up next to you, falling asleep
07:11 ShadowThorn purred while she was sleeping
07:12 GyroTech wakes up from his sudden narcoleptic attack
07:12 TwoScoreFourPairs smiled warmly at the filly curled up next to him, unable to keep himself from adoring the filly. "Aw..." He put a hoof over her and rested his head on her, woozy from the venom... "Oh, hay, G, how's it g...goin..."
07:13 < ShadowThorn> (Adorable batpony nice and full, also her venom is a minor anesthetic as well as standard relaxant)
07:13 GyroTech frowns as he sees the young batpony curled up, a little bit of blood still on her muzzle. "Aww...I missed out didn't I? But the haze feels so good."
07:14 < ShadowThorn> (Intentionally to make the Pony feel no pain from her fangs and to not panic as much, considering how much damage can be done if her fang is forcibly ripped from her mouth by a panicking Pony :p)
07:14 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( fair point )
07:15 TwoScoreFourPairs says, "C...Come on, guy...I'm cold...'r somthin...
07:16 GyroTech rolls his eyes at him, "Well, its not like I carry a blanket around or anything.
07:16 TwoScoreFourPairs waves his hoof at him lazily. "Jus...just lay on top of me..."
07:17 GyroTech huffs loudly, "But I dont even really know you..."
07:17 TwoScoreFourPairs groans. "GUUUEEEEGGGGHHH, come OOOOOOooooOOOoooNNNnnnnnnah"
07:18 ShadowThorn nuzzled twoscore in her sleep
07:19 GyroTech reluctantly walks up to TwoScore and settles down on top of him. "Fine...but only because I wanna mess with the cute filly when she wakes up."
07:19 < GyroTech> (I bet a warm meal inside you would warm up even more :P )
07:19 TwoScoreFourPairs says, "hmm, fair enough..."
07:19 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( hehehe~ )
07:20 TwoScoreFourPairs lazily licks Gyro "Hm...you taste good...can I...can I eat ya?" he slurred
07:22 GyroTech gives a little bit of a giggle as he shifts into a more comfortable position onto the pony, his tail resting over her head. "Man this had ot of been yoru first time. You seem quite out of it. Of course you can't eat me, silly."
07:22 < ShadowThorn> (Youre SUPPOSED to eat cookies and drink orange juice! :p)
07:23 TwoScoreFourPairs noms on Gyro's tail, chewing on it idly "But...but, I wana eat you," he whimpered
07:23 < ShadowThorn> (How autocorrect got FLIES out of COOKIES ill never know XD)
07:24 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( autocorrect. The new thing from hell :3 )
07:25 < ShadowThorn> (Oh /HELL/ yeah it is)
07:25 < ShadowThorn> (XD)
07:26 GyroTech swishes his tail about as the tip is chewed on. He tries to tug it out a couple times before giving up, contint to let the pony chew on his hairs. "No eating, but I suppose if you like the flavor...keep tastying" he sighs
07:27 TwoScoreFourPairs licks in the tail, swallowing down the hairs and pulling Gyro's butt closer to his face. "Wha was dat?" he mumbled
07:27 < ShadowThorn> (HELLo sir can I interest you in some FIENDISHLY spicy nachos?)
07:27 < ShadowThorn> (:3)
07:28 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( wut? )
07:29 < ShadowThorn> (MY TALENTS ARE WASTED ONCE MORE! X_X)
07:29 < ShadowThorn> (Lol anyway)
07:30 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( pff, I get it )
07:30 GyroTech doesn't notice as part of his tail is swallowed down, the remainder of it still swishing about in the air. "I said no eating me...but I guess my tail is already ruined so I dont' mind you messing with it."
07:31 TwoScoreFourPairs swallows so much, his lips touch your butt. He purrs at the sensation on his lips. "Mmm, Gyro, your butt is so soft~"
07:31 < ShadowThorn> (Do you? Or is the HEAT of my jokes not registering in that mind of yours?)
07:32 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( shtap )
07:32 GyroTech suddenly realizes that his tail is completly soaked and bound as he feels the stallions mouth press against his rump. "I told you NO eating me," the unicorn groans, trying to stand up.
07:32 < ShadowThorn> (But why should I? Its SOUL much fun!)
07:33 TwoScoreFourPairs opens his mouth wide and swallows again, pulling Gyro's butt into his mouth. He starts licking all of the parts immediately >:3
07:33 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( THORN, SHTAHP IN DE NAM DE jesus )
07:34 < ShadowThorn> (Ah Jesus! Fear my SATANIC powers! XD)
07:34 < ShadowThorn> (*is screwing with you* XD)
07:35 GyroTech eeps as he feels the ponies mouth sliding around his butt, the tongues sudden carressing of his plot hole and balls causing the unicorn to startle for a second, losing all his progress at standing up, falling back down onto TwoScore.
07:36 < ShadowThorn> (*chomp* *gulp* *nom* *gulp*)
07:36 TwoScoreFourPairs sitting back down on his face got lodged deeper into the pony's mouth who swallowed deeply without hesitation. In a swift motion, Gyro's butt slipped deep into TwoScore's throat, pulling the rest of him with it.
07:37 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( hehe, he's just a *gulp* away from *gurgle* now )
07:39 GyroTech began to squirm heavily, trying to pull himself ot of Two Score's mouth with his forehooves, desperatly trying to get away. "Hey! Cut this out!" he yells even as he feels his hind legs and belly enter the pony's maw.
07:40 < ShadowThorn> (SHH!! YOULL WAKE THORN! >:C)
07:40 TwoScoreFourPairs stopped swallowing for a moment to slip his tongue up from his belly and covers his mouth with it before pulling him down with a deep swallow. Looks like he'll be quiet now :3
07:41 < GyroTech> (Thats one hell of a long tongue :B )
07:41 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( :3 )
07:43 GyroTech begins to giggle as the tongue slathers his belly, reaching up and wrapping around his muzzle. The unicorn pushes at the slimy member with his hooves, trying to dislodge it so that his cries would no longer be muffled. With his hooves off the ground the unicorn no longer had any grip to slow down his consumption.
07:43 ShadowThorn whimpered and stirred
07:44 < ShadowThorn> (To where both gyro and twoscore heard it :3)
07:44 TwoScoreFourPairs hearing the small filly sound scared, sped up his swallowing, quickly sending the pony deep into him. Only his head remained outside his lips, and his tongue was wrapped around his head three times. He moaned softly in pleasure
07:47 GyroTech whimpered through the his sealed mouth as he found himself drawn up to his head, his hooves stuck up next to it as the pony swallowed. All around him, the slimy walls carressed his body as he found himself begining to curl into the ponies gut.
07:48 TwoScoreFourPairs was only a few moments later before the final swallow, TwoScore's flesh surrounded the panicking pony completely, rubbing their slick walls over his face as he was pulled down the tight tube into his hot belly...
07:50 ShadowThorn awoke with suddenly with a yelp
07:50 GyroTech watched as the world receded from view through the ponies mouth as it closed around him. As the tongue let up to finish swallowing, he gave a loud shout for help, though the lips had already closed in front of him. His form squirmed and wiggled visibly inside Two Scores gut as he fought to escape, his head soon forced to join the rest of him.
07:51 < ShadowThorn> (Ignore first with, I don't even remember typing that :/)
07:52 TwoScoreFourPairs sighed and rubbed his belly gently, purring at the full feeling inside of him. He stroked the filly's neck gently. "Don't worry, just making more blood for you to drink, sweetie~"
07:52 ShadowThorn shivered badly from fear
07:53 ShadowThorn whimpered and hugged twoscore Tight, burying her head into his chest
07:54 < ShadowThorn> (Nightmare :/)
07:54 TwoScoreFourPairs hummed softly, gently stroking her head "There there, you'll be alright..."
07:55 GyroTech radiated warmth from inside the chilly pony, helping to warm Two Score up. He squirmed and writhed about in protest, shouting to be let out from her gut, though his cries were not understandable. His nostrils burned from the acidic smell as he felt a tingling liquid begin to pool up around him.
07:55 ShadowThorn whimpers seemed to get softer and softer as she got calmed down by you, she soon lay her head on your belly, her head pressing down on gyro's side
07:56 TwoScoreFourPairs giggled and rubbed his belly a little more, hoping to calm down the pony giving him warmth inside "Don't worry, little pony, you'll be just fine in there...just...fine..." he dozed off, hardly able to stay awake from the warmth and the full feeling
07:58 ShadowThorn was still awake and had better hearing than either of you (because well, bats)
07:58 < GyroTech> (Will I really be just fine?)
07:58 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( I dunno )
07:58 < GyroTech> (Well my pref is not :3 )
07:59 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( then not~ )
08:00 < ShadowThorn> (Lel, he can protest and struggle, actually all things considered he could think thorn's head is twoscore's)
08:00 GyroTech continues to squirm about in protest as he feels the itching fluids continue to mount around him, not believing his captors words. He feels a strange pressure from hwere the bat pony lays on him and focuses his movements espicailly on there, hoping to cause Two Score much discomfort. The massaging kept forcing the unicorns head under the juices, making his struggles slow as he tries to catch his breath.
08:03 TwoScoreFourPairs smacks his belly right where Gyro's head is. "Stop squirming in there, you'll wake the filly again. Now, be a good meal, and just digest already. This will be much easier once you die, silly." He lays his head down, sincerely hoping the pony would just lay down and die in the stomach acids
08:03 ShadowThorn was hit by a blow and she yelped, lifting her head she whimpers and rubs the spot
08:05 GyroTech grunts as his head is slapped quite hard, leaving the unicorn dizzy from the blow. "L-Let me out and I-I'll leave her be," he slurs out. He was beginning to get light headed from using up much of the availible air in the chamber, his struggles slowing down quite a bit.
08:06 TwoScoreFourPairs shouts, "What? No! You're going to feed the filly with your body. Once I'm done with you, she'll have a nice feast from my excess reasources...got it, you useless unicorn?"
08:08 GyroTech manages one finaly blow where the filly was laying before finally sucumbing to oxygen deprivation. His body twitches a couple times within the slimy stomach before finally going still, the warmth of it still radiating outward for the chilly stallion.
08:09 TwoScoreFourPairs sighs, and lets his stomach start breaking down the stallion inside, melting him into a thick goop inside of his belly, making it very soft and huggable
08:12 < GyroTech> (Well Shadow?)
08:13 ShadowThorn 's horn glowed for a moment as gyro suddenly felt the sensation of being ripped from his own body, the next thing he felt was pain in his jaw, he could see twoscore, but he didn't have any control over his body
08:14 < ShadowThorn> (Or what he THOUGHT was his body :3)
08:15 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( oh, gosh, you pulled his head off 0
08:15 < ShadowThorn> (NO! His soul is sharing the body of thorn!)
08:15 < ShadowThorn> (DERP!)
08:15 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( herrrrp
08:16 < ShadowThorn> (And he's sharing WITH thorn :p)
08:16 < ShadowThorn> (Also side effect is he feels most things she does too :p)
08:17 GyroTech panics as he finds himself awake again suddenly but parylyzed now. 'Oh no! what did that pony do to me now?' he thinks, trying to cast some magic to fix himself, but the channel seemed blocked.
08:17 ShadowThorn was whimpering and rubbing her jaw "R-relax" a filly's voice said
08:18 < ShadowThorn> (Not aloud but aloud to gyro :3)
08:20 GyroTech tried to shift his ears about to find the source of the voice, but even those muscles were paralyzed. He begins to send out a wave of panic as he continues to try and move.
08:20 ShadowThorn calls, "Please relax! I can't keep you in here if you're not gonna relax, I could have been mean and let you die" "Since you did punch me"
08:23 GyroTech suddenly recognises the voice from earlier. "If I"m saved, then why do you have me paralyzed here?" He thinks at the pony with contempt, still not realizing whats up.
08:24 < ShadowThorn> (He reckognizes the voice from the sounds the poor filly made)
08:24 ShadowThorn says, "Its a soul capture, you're sharing my body, but I'm not letting you have control"
08:27 GyroTech frowns. "Why didn't you save me correctly...you know...with my body still intact? So now what, I'm supposed to just be locked in here for eternity?"
08:31 ShadowThorn responds "If you'll let me sleep ill reform you when I wake up!" She whines
08:34 ShadowThorn promptly lay her head back on twoscores stomach
08:35 GyroTech tries to go silent, still he has trouble keeping his thoughts from racing as he remained bored in the filly, not even able to see anything now with her eyes closed.
08:39 ShadowThorn seemed to not care however time seemed to go as quick as if you had slept, her eyes opening to light without warning
08:42 ShadowThorn blinked against the light as her horn glowed, gyro felt himself being ripped out of THORN'S body and was suspended in blackness for a minute, before he felt his body and still being unable to see
08:44 GyroTech tries to open his eyes as he suddenly finds himself out of the fillies body and now elsewhere. "She better not of thrown me in that jackass's body" he thinks to himself.
08:46 ShadowThorn lets his eyes let you open them this time and she's sitting there rubbing the sleep out of her eyes*
08:48 GyroTech lets out a loud yawn getting to his feet, stumbling a little as he gets used to his new body. "I...Thanks...I guess, though I shouldn't of needed that in the first place..."
08:49 ShadowThorn shrugs and nudges twoscore
08:49 ShadowThorn nips him as well
08:49 GyroTech frowns as he sees the filly nudging the other pony awake. He takes off as fast as possible.
08:50 TwoScoreFourPairs stirrs, "What? what's going on?"
08:50 GyroTech gallops away out of sight, hopefully before he can be noticed.
08:50 ShadowThorn whimpers and seems unsure what to do, if she should or shouldn't follow gyro
08:51 TwoScoreFourPairs nudges Thorn "what is it, sweetie?"
08:51 < ShadowThorn> (Trying something new where thorn is unable to speak besides through her mind :P)
08:53 ShadowThorn points to your belly
08:53 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( pfff, Thooooooorn )
08:54 TwoScoreFourPairs looks at his soft belly, happy to see its contents digested "aw, hungry already?"
08:54 < ShadowThorn> (What? She's upset about gyro, is that hard to figure out?)
08:54 ShadowThorn shakes her head and whimpers as she nudges it, looking around
08:54 TwoScoreFourPairs says, "Oh...Gyro? He's...Don't worry about him anymore. He's just here for your food now, sweeite."
08:55 < ShadowThorn> (Funny how he's calling thorn 'sweetie' when in this headcanon he barely knows her :p)
08:55 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( pffff, shaaaadaaaap )
08:56 < ShadowThorn> (Nu! :3)
08:56 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( *eats the filly* )
08:56 < ShadowThorn> (*bites down at the top of your esophagus and keeps her fangs embedded all the way down*)
08:57 < ShadowThorn> (>:3)
08:57 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( *dies around the filly, suffocating her to death* :c )
08:57 < ShadowThorn> (<Glados> you monster)
08:58 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( <Chell> ... )
08:58 < ShadowThorn> (F*ck you, you dangerous, mute, lunatic!)
08:59 < TwoScoreFourPairs> ( <Chell> *gets Gordon Freeman to translate*
<Gordon> ... )
08:59 ShadowThorn shakes her head and looked around, whimpering
08:59 < ShadowThorn> (Oh god there's two dangerous mute lunatics now!!)
08:59 TwoScoreFourPairs boops the filly with his nose "come on, sweetie...I can't help if I don't know what you want."
09:00 ShadowThorn opened her mouth and tries to say something but she holds her throat and seems a little annoyed
09:01 < ShadowThorn> (<Translation> "fuck you! I can't talk! Or I would've by now!" XD)
09:01 TwoScoreFourPairs sighed, looking up around himself, seeing nothing. "I don't get it..."
09:02 ShadowThorn whimpered and lay down resting her head on her forelegs
09:03 TwoScoreFourPairs nuzzles Thorn "Aw, you're just paranoid, aren't you?"
09:05 ShadowThorn shook her head, seeming more upset than scared
09:06 < ShadowThorn> (Surely gyro can see thorn?)
09:07 < GyroTech> <quote author="thirdspurs" authorname="Gyro Tech" conversation="#shadow_treader/$twoscoreandfoureights;c5ca2d0bf2f00b02" guid="x266eb3d994bcf41bfa7fe68c26e819c23e026f0dd5fc5b99a9416b4da2ce73d5" timestamp="1393815035"><legacyquote>[8:50:35] <GyroTech> </legacyquote>Gyro Tech gallops away out of sight, hopefully before he can be noticed.<legacyquote>
<<< </legacyquote></quote>(he's run off :P)
09:07 TwoScoreFourPairs uses his magic to bring him back "Is this what you're worried about?" >:3
09:19 GyroTech gulps as he suddenly finds himself teleported back to the group. "What? I thought I was free of yall..."
09:20 TwoScoreFourPairs giggles "Nope"
09:22 GyroTech whimpers. "Please...just let me go this time..."
09:23 TwoScoreFourPairs pushes Gyro closer to Thorn "Go on, Thorny. Drink him up~"
09:24 GyroTech reluctantly aproaches the filly, "Fine...as long as you don't do anything else to me this time."
09:39 TwoScoreFourPairs gobbles up Gyro again for the fun of it
09:39 GyroTech struggles with all his might but its not enough.
09:39 TwoScoreFourPairs giggles and rubs his tumtum
09:41 GyroTech groans and begs, "Please let me out this time..."
09:41 TwoScoreFourPairs says "Hm...maybe~"
09:42 GyroTech whimpers loudly, not liking that answer.
09:43 TwoScoreFourPairs snorts. "Blergh, ur no fun." poops you out
09:44 GyroTech wrinkles his nose as he slides out, the unicorn smelling quite badly. "Ughhh, thanks..."
09:45 TwoScoreFourPairs warns, "Now, don't make me eat you again~" he said, waggling a finger at you
09:47 GyroTech 's eyes go wide and he looks terrified to see the pony developping appendeges on his hoof. "What kind of sorcery is that?"
09:49 TwoScoreFourPairs says, "DON"T QEUSTION ME"
09:49 TwoScoreFourPairs opens his maw wide
09:50 GyroTech takes a couple steps back before tripping over his own hooves.
09:52 TwoScoreFourPairs setles down "that's more like it."
09:54 GyroTech giggles nervously, begining to get to his feet again slowly.
09:54 TwoScoreFourPairs sits down and purrs happily in his sleep
09:57 GyroTech sneaks away.