Saturday Morning Brawl
One-Shot
25 February 2014
Stats
The RP has a total of 54 lines, 2003 words, and 11001 characters.The average line consists of 37.09 words that themselves average 4.49 characters taking about 2 minutes, 2 seconds.
Fallfeathers said a total of 16 lines, 469 words, and 2633 characters.
Fallfeathers's average line consists of 29.31 words that themselves average 4.61 characters taking about 1 minutes, 23 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 16 lines, 508 words, and 2902 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 31.75 words that themselves average 4.71 characters taking about 2 minutes, 41 seconds.
Inky said a total of 13 lines, 452 words, and 2556 characters.
Inky's average line consists of 34.77 words that themselves average 4.65 characters taking about 1 minutes, 55 seconds.
Stoic said a total of 9 lines, 574 words, and 2910 characters.
Stoic's average line consists of 63.78 words that themselves average 4.07 characters taking about 2 minutes, 15 seconds.
21:42 GyroTech wacks Fallfeathers with with his tail.
21:43 Fallfeathers blinks
21:43 GyroTech locks Fallfeathers into a staring contest.
21:44 Fallfeathers yawns in GyroTech's face
21:46 GyroTech watches as Fallfeathers yawns, complaining "Hey dont spread th--" He's reflexivly forced to yawn interupting his sentance.
21:46 Fallfeathers smirks and trots away.
21:48 GyroTech frowns and gallops after him, leaping to tackle Fallfeathers to the ground.
21:49 Fallfeathers immediately starts sprinting away, screaming.
21:50 GyroTech feels his hooves graze against Fallfeathers's tail as he dives, faceplanting hard into the ground as he misses his target.
21:51 Fallfeathers turns his head to stick his tongue out at GyroTech before running straight into Inky
21:52 Inky is knocked head over heels, ending up in a pile on the ground a few feet away. She shakes her head, confused. "Huh? What?"
21:52 GyroTech lays on the ground, thoroughly dazed from the impact, just groaning loudly.
21:54 Fallfeathers sprawls over the top of Inky and gets all tangled up, blinking in confusion
21:55 GyroTech slowly stumbles to his hooves and makes his way over to the pile of ponies.
21:55 Inky tries to stand up and fails, noticing that there's now a pegasus sprawled on top of her. "Oh, uh, hi? I don't think I've seen you before..."
21:57 Fallfeathers makes an attempt to extricate himself from Inky while stammering apologies, but somehow only manages to make it worse.
21:59 GyroTech reaches the two and grins mischeviously at the tangle of ponies. "Inky, just hold him there" Gyro presses his snout against fallfeathers and blows in his face.
21:59 Stoic was just sitting on the side, watching all of the creatures pile on top of eachother. It was pretty halarious to watch for him, clearly displayed by his very audible laughter
22:01 Inky salutes with a foreleg. "Aye aye! This a friend of yours?" She doesn't do anything, as Fallfeathers was already tangled up enough.
22:01 Fallfeathers 'accidentally' catches GyroTech with a swift shove to his chest whilst he struggles to lift himself from Inky, wincing when his braid was caught under her. "Ow ow ow..."
22:05 Stoic continued to laugh manicly at the comic action before his own eyes, never in his life has he seen failing of such magnidute mixed with such halarity
22:06 GyroTech stumbles backwards as he's shoved, his ear turing to catch the brown earth pony(?) laughing at their antics. He frowns at first before getting an idea. "Hey, you over there, come help me calm down this pegasus so that we can have some fun."
22:06 Inky lets Fallfeathers retrieve his braid, but wraps a pair of her hooves around him so he can't escape easily. "Hold on, we haven't been properly introduced yet!" She gives Fallfeathers a friendly smile. "Hi! I'm Inky!"
22:08 Fallfeathers immediately tries to make a dash for it the moment his braid was free, before being yanked back against the mare with a squeak. He looks up at her in confusion, looking at GyroTech and Stoic worriedly. "Uh, h-hello. Please let me go."
22:11 Stoic gets off the ground, most of his laughter through as he comes to help the poor failing ponies, he only hopes that he himself doesn't get tangled up in their web of failures. He dashes over to assist them with them "I'm sorry about the laughter, but it was just way too funny~" He appologied wholely, really meaning what he said
22:13 GyroTech snickers evilly as Stoic and Inky hold the flailing pegasus in place. "I don't think you're gonna escape now Fallsy," he teases, running a hoof under the stallions chin. Gyro takes a deep breath and then locks lips with Fallfeathers.
22:15 Inky looks at Fallfeathers quizzically. "Let you go? But you haven't even told me your name yet! What kind of an introduction is th-" She cuts herself off as GyroTech puts his mouth to Fallfeathers's. "Oh. Uh."
22:18 Fallfeathers makes one more desperate attempt at escape as the unicorn bears down on him, managing to get one foreleg free before it was pinned down by Stoic. "Fffu-" he was cut off when GyroTech latches over his muzzle, the pegasus rapidly closing his lips as tight as he could and pulling his head away to hide it under a wing. "Mmmph!"
22:20 Stoic steps back and looks to GyroTech with an appaled look, he didn't know what kind of 'fun' he was planning before but now he knew and he didn't like it one bit!. He takes and angry step forward, putting himself between Gyro and Fall "Excuse me, good sir! But I'm not going to stand by as you treat this mare as much. Shes on a play thing to muse yourself with!" He screams out to him, clearly very peved off
22:25 GyroTech tries to keep his lips locked with Fallfeathers but between his movements and Stoic's sudden defensiveness he finds himself seperated. "That /stallion/ enjoys it quite a bit even as much as he protests...besides I owe him one for attacking me last time."
22:28 Inky isn't sure whether to holding on tighter or let Fallfeathers go, so she keeps holding on with the pair of hooves she has. "I still don't know what his name is! Come on, guys!"
22:32 Fallfeathers begins to struggle again the moment Stoic comes to his rescue. "H-he's lying! I didn't attack anyone!" he turns to Inky and hurriedly babbles "Hello I'm Fallfeathers please let me go!" He casts the mare the most pleading look he can muster.
22:35 Stoic growled to the stallion who was trying to do unspeakable things to the poor pegasus. He getws right up in his face but doesn't lay a single hoof on him "Now, you see, I don't care what this pony did or didn't do to you... I care about whats going on in front of my eyes and that right now is you trying to rape this stallion..." He turns around to the pegasus and looks down with a smile "Its a pleasure to meet you by the way..." He comented before turning back, imedietly putting back on his angry face.
22:41 GyroTech wimpers and shrinks back under Stoic gaze, crouching down to where his belly scraped against the grass. He shoots a pleading look over at Inky. "Cmon, Inky, you know me at least, throw me a bone. He did do unspeakable things to me last time we were together."
22:43 Inky looks back and forth between Fallfeathers and GyroTech. "I, uh. I've never seen you two together before! And I dunno about this whole revenge business." She looses her grip on Fallfeathers.
22:44 Fallfeathers spreads his wings and takes off without hesitation, laughing maniacally. "FREE!" he shouts, soaring up higher above the ponies below and hovering well out of reach, blowing a raspberry at GyroTech.
22:45 Stoic sits back with a sigh, smiling to himself as he felt good on the inside. He had helped a pony who really needed it and stoped a pony from hurting another. Even if it did turn out to be that Fall did something to him, two wrongs never make a right in his book
22:53 GyroTech huffs and pouts as Fallfeathers takes off out of his reach. "Man...now its going to be awhile before I can catch him again..." he whines unhappilly. Gyro turns his back to the two of them and sits with his forehooves crossed. "Well I hope your happy
22:56 Inky stands up and brushes herself off. "Sorry... maybe? You never told me if you guys were friends or not. Or are you like... rivals?" She unfurls her wings. "I could try to catch him!"
22:57 Fallfeathers stretches out in the air and settles himself neatly upon a passing cloud, laughing up at the sky with his little victory and paying no need to the commotion below.
22:57 Stoic walks up to two of them, a frown returning to his face as he looks over them. He puts a hoof on Inky's back "Don't..." He then looks to GyroTech, a dissaproving frown on his face "I personally don't care wether he did something to you or not... two wrongs never make a right"
23:02 GyroTech lets out a sigh, "We're...well...I don't know what we are. Sometimes he can be a real jerk and a bully to me and I get revenge when he does, and then othertimes hes a good friend. So ya Inky, go try and catch him...or at least disperse that cloud he's laying on." Gyro continues to leave his back turned from Stoic and just makes an irritated "Hmph" when he speaks.
23:07 Inky thinks to herself. "GOod enough for me! Besides I haven't really gotten to talk to him at all yet!" She spares Stoic a glance. "And I wanna know your name too, but this first." The bat pony takes to the air, approaching Fallfeathers's cloud somewhat unstealthily. She clears the side of the cloud and tries to pounce on Fallfeathers. "Hiya!"
23:09 Fallfeathers perks his ears at the sound of wingbeats and peeks over the edge of his cloud just in time to see Inky rush up towards him, the pegasus quickly leaping away so that all she catches was fluffy cloud on her pounce. He puts a hoof on her back to gently hold her down and puts a hoof to his lips. "Shhhh." he whispers. "Did Gyro send you to catch me?"
23:12 Stoic walks over and sits next to the grumpy pony with the name of GyroTech "I don't think I ever got your name..." He admits, turning to look at the pony who clearly was upset with the actions he took to stop him from doing what ever he was doing "Mine is Stoic..." He holds out a hoof with the intention of giving him a greeting hoof bump "I know we got off to a bit of a rocky start... but I only hope that you redeam yourself in my eyes"
23:14 Inky eeps as Fallfeathers holds her down after her whiffed pounce. "No! Well, kind of, he did want me to catch you, but I'm also here because I haven't really met you yet! Fallfeathers, right?" She tries to look back at him, though her position makes it difficult.
23:15 Fallfeathers slowly releases Inky while cautioning. "No funny business now.." He sits opposite her on the edge of the cloud and clears his throat. "Uh, yes. You're Inky, right? I think I heard Gyro mention you back there."
23:17 GyroTech looks over at the pony next to him and scowls. "The names Gyro Tech," he responds, his voice still full of irritation. He glances down at the held out hoof but doesnt acknowledge it with anything. Rolling his eyes, "I suppose you don't know our history, but it really was deserved." He loks up idly at the cloud wondering what was taking os long.
23:20 Stoic frowns to the pony, his words and gestures not winning any favors with him. He put his hoof back down with equal irritation in his movements "The reason I acted as such is that I judge a pony by the actions I see from them... and the ones you were doing forced me to take a stand..." He up at the cloud with him as he says "I hope you can understand such a train of logic"
23:22 Inky springs up and turns to face Fallfeathers, a happy smile on her face. "Yep, that's me! Nice to meet you!" She extends a hoof in greeting.
23:24 Fallfeathers looks at the proffered hoof and slowly takes it, taking the opportunity to finally getting a good look at Inky. "Uh, hi..." he falls silent and the moment drags on uncomfortably, before he realises he's still holding her hoof. He releases it suddenly. "Oh, uh. Oh! Come watch this!" he turns and peeks over the edge of the cloud, watching the commotion below.
23:28 GyroTech doesn't notice the strange creature coming up behind as he looks up at the cloud worried. "Inky! Are you alright up there?" He shouts cupping his hooves to his snout. He then addresses the other ponies concerns, "Ya...I suppose..."
23:29 Inky shakes Fallfeathers's hoof vigorously. The bat pony has a purple-gray coat, yellow slittted eyes, and a purple mane with a single dark stripe drawn into a messy bun (which looks somewhat the worse for wear after the tussle on the ground). She fills the silence easily. "If you're embarrassed about running into me earlier, it's fine! That's actually how I met GyroTech." She giggles, then leans down
23:30 Inky ... eagerly as Fallfeathers peeks over the cloud.