Learning to Preen
One-Shot
25 November 2013
Stats
The RP has a total of 63 lines, 1455 words, and 8331 characters.The average line consists of 23.1 words that themselves average 4.73 characters taking about 2 minutes, 34 seconds.
Deloth said a total of 4 lines, 57 words, and 324 characters.
Deloth's average line consists of 14.25 words that themselves average 4.68 characters taking about 7 minutes, 11 seconds.
Fallfeathers said a total of 30 lines, 581 words, and 3460 characters.
Fallfeathers's average line consists of 19.37 words that themselves average 4.96 characters taking about 1 minutes, 23 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 29 lines, 817 words, and 4547 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 28.17 words that themselves average 4.57 characters taking about 3 minutes, 3 seconds.
00:27 Fallfeathers blows on GyroTech's face
00:28 GyroTech blinks as the blast of air hits his eyes and continues to stare at Fallfeathers.
00:30 Fallfeathers smirks innocently and does it again
00:33 GyroTech huffs in irritation. "Must you do that?"
00:38 Fallfeathers smirks Try and stop me.~
00:40 GyroTech attempts to tackle the pegasus.
00:40 Fallfeathers flaps his wings and soars out of harm's way!
00:41 Fallfeathers perches on randomUsr and preens
00:42 GyroTech attepts to tackle Fallfeathers again now that he's landed, taking out randomUsr in the process.
00:42 Fallfeathers oofs, sprawls on his back beside randomUsr
00:43 GyroTech clamors to his feet and pins down the pegasus. "Ha, I've made you stop now."
00:44 Fallfeathers .. blows on GyroTech's face.
00:49 GyroTech flinches, not having expected the pegasus to continue his assault. "Fine then..." Gyro reaches his face down and locks lips with Fallfeathers preparing to blow.
00:50 Fallfeathers quickly circles his forelegs around GyroTech's neck the moment their lips met, drawing the unicorn in close before releasing the contents of his lungs into him in a sudden gust, inhaling and blowing powerfully again before he can react, keeping him held firm.~
00:54 GyroTech attempts to pull back he exhales, but finds himself pressed agains the pegasus. He feels his chest puff out a bit as the air rushes into him and squirms about trying to break the grip.
00:55 Fallfeathers swishes his tail happily, his wings and hindquarters hooking around the unicorn. "Now now, don't be a spoilsport.~" he whispers against the other stallion's lips, drawing several more deep breaths and huffing them down the pony's gullet in rapid succession, enjoying watching GyroTech struggle whilst expanding.
01:05 GyroTech feels himself wrapped in an even tighter embrace, slowing his sturggles down as he's pretty much cacooned by the pegasus, though perhaps not for too long as his expanding cut causes him to push farther away from Fallfeathers. Gyro's struggles lessen as more air is forced into him, making him more helpess.
01:08 Fallfeathers croons with an innocent happiness, rubbing a hoof against the pony's expanding middle, slowing down his hefty breaths somewhat to enjoy the moment. He looks up at GyroTech with a mischevious glimmer in his eyes, holding that gaze even as he huffed over and over, feeling his labour rewarded with a bigger and bigger unicorn.
01:14 GyroTech has one more trick up his sleeve to escape. His horn glows a bright green before quickly envoloping the unicorn, and he disapears. Sadly Gyro is quite inept at teleporting and ends up 10 feet up in the air and only a couple paces away from Fall. He yelps at his new perdicament and crashes back down to the earth, his air filled gut cusioning the blow a bit, but he lays there stunned.
01:17 Fallfeathers blinks as the unicorn he was embracing disappears, looking around in a startled panic before hearing the muffled thud of him landing nearby, whirling to look. He realises what happened and starts to chuckle, trotting over to the swollen pony and petting his brow. "Need to practise that one a bit, I think?"
01:22 Deloth laughs a bit. "I do all my exercise and magic practice while inflated, myself. Maybe he could do it with me."
01:25 GyroTech begins to stir a bit, groaning as he does so. His eyes go wide as Fallfeathers pets him and he tries to push himself away, though he can't get to his feet with his girth.
01:26 Fallfeathers grins, curling his forelegs around GyroTech's neck and giving that unicorn a brisk kiss on the nose. "Awww, you're such a cute pony." he humms gleefully, rubbing those swollen flanks.
01:33 GyroTech wrinkles his nose at the kiss, and quits trying to pull away, conceding defeat. "Arn't I the cute--" he starts to agree reflexifly before remembering that it was Fallfeathers who attacked him earlier. "I mean, get away from me you crazy pony" Despite his protests, he doesn't push away now, knowing it to be futile
01:34 Fallfeathers only snuggles in closer, not dissuaded in the least. "Shhh, you'll come to like it eventually." he murmurs, looking over at Deloth. "Hey you, want to take over? I already did the hard work.~"
01:36 Deloth says, "I don't inflate anyone without permission, sorry. He doesn't seem to be enjoying it very much."
03:13 Fallfeathers blinks.
03:23 GyroTech looks relieved when Deloth refuses. As much discomfort as he was in, he had to admit, he enjoyed having Fallfeathers snuggle into him.
04:10 Fallfeathers sits gently on the inflated GyroTech. :3
04:14 GyroTech groans and attempts to roll over, letting the pegasus slide off of him. "I'm not yours!"
04:35 Deloth blinks and picks up a purple potion, taking a sip.
04:37 Fallfeathers fluffs GyroTech.~
04:38 GyroTech lets out a burp from the fluffing, some of the gas escaping from his system, allowing him to deflate a little.
04:38 Fallfeathers snickers.
04:39 GyroTech forces more air out, slowly deflating back to his original size.
04:41 Fallfeathers frowns sadly and slinks off after GyroTech deflates, sulking.
04:42 Deloth says, It just tastes like blackberries. *Chug! Chug! Chug!*
04:43 GyroTech doesnt allow him to get away so easily, hug tackling him "I do not dare to use it myself, the results would be tragic, it only responds to alicorn magic."
04:44 Fallfeathers squeaks as he's bowled over by the unicorn.
04:46 GyroTech doesn't seem to want revenge this time, instead just nosing himself up under fallfeathers wing and laying there. He lightly tickles his primaries with a hoof.
04:46 Fallfeathers lays there limply, not moving at all, just watching GyroTech out of the corner of his eyes.
04:49 GyroTech begins to preen his feathers or at least attempt to. Gyro manages not to break any this time, but they end up more disorderly than they were to begin with.
04:51 Fallfeathers flickers his wings and ears, looking worried now. "H-hey.. careful...!"
04:54 GyroTech rolls his eyes. "Cmon, I've watched you featherbrains do this before. It doesn't look too difficult, and yall seem to enjoy it...." He continues this time throughly messing up Fallfeathers primaries, putting them all out of place.
04:54 Fallfeathers throws his weight to the side and shoves GyroTech off his wing, finally having enough. He carefully and dutifully begins rearranging his poor feathers with a huff...
04:56 GyroTech flinches as he's thrown away from Fallfeathers and he watches curiously as he preens himself. "Hey, I just did those area, you don't need to go over them." he huffs out.
04:57 Fallfeathers shuffles away from the unicorn a few paces and glares. "You were making a right mess of the thing! It's gonna take forever to get these straightened properly..." he grumbles.
05:00 GyroTech closes the distance. "But I was just doing what I've seen you do before." He states, matter of factly, obviously not away of what he was doing wrong.
05:01 Fallfeathers continues to shuffle backwards, kicking his hindlegs in GyroTech's direction. "Stay back you fiend!"
05:03 GyroTech grumbles, "I didn't even break a feather this time, do you just hate affection or something? I'm sure I was doing it right." He ignores Fallfeathers's warning and continues to trot on forward.
05:04 Fallfeathers shuffles to his hooves and flaps hard, taking off awkwardly whilst nursing his wing and perching on a nearby tree branch.
05:07 GyroTech teleports, appearing a little above the tree and falling, getting tangled in the branches. He seems a little stuck, but is almost in reach of the pegaus. "A little help here?"
05:08 Fallfeathers looks up at GyroTech, startled, hopping from branch to branch like an alarmed bird. "Stop that! You're going to hurt yourself one day!" he reluctantly pulls on a vine entangling the unicorn and lets him drop the rest of the way, before hopping back out of reach.
05:11 GyroTech scrambles to get his hooves back under him as the pegasus lets him drop. He lands on his feet though it could be called anything but graceful. "Hey! You were supposed to let me be up there with you...Anyways, if I'm doing something wrong, perhaps you should show me.
05:12 Fallfeathers sticks out his tongue and folds his forelegs. "Showing a unicorn how to preen wings would be like teaching magic to an earth pony."
05:15 GyroTech scowls at him and counters "But a dirt pony can't even learn magic, surely I can learn to preen wings, I've got all the nessesary parts.
05:16 Fallfeathers huffs and lowers his head into his hooves. "Go find a book or something, and no, I won't let you practice on me!"
05:19 GyroTech makes a very disapointed face and groans, "But first hand teaching is best...besides, you're the only feather brain I happen to be on good terms with." He kicks at the dirt a little.
05:19 GyroTech 's ears fold flat at that admission
05:20 Fallfeathers rolls his eyes and grumbles in defeat, slowly lowering himself to the ground and sitting. "You're still not touching my wings."
05:22 GyroTech aggrees in a huff, "Fine, I'll just watch then. Teach me." He gets in close with the pegasus, to carefully observe his movements.
05:23 Fallfeathers stares at GyroTech for a moment before extending a wing and slapping him with it gently. "No."
05:26 GyroTech lets a look of confusion creep a cross his face as he's reprimanded. "But I thought you came down to show me, and I just wasn't allowed to touch?"