Do Not Insult Those Who Would Guide you
One-Shot
15 November 2013
Stats
The RP has a total of 23 lines, 1206 words, and 6438 characters.The average line consists of 52.43 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 3 minutes, 10 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 1 line, 153 words, and 819 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 153.0 words that themselves average 4.35 characters.
Zecora said a total of 22 lines, 1053 words, and 5619 characters.
Zecora's average line consists of 47.86 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 3 minutes, 10 seconds.
21:00 Gyro Tech stumbles through blindly through the forest. He had been trying to find a particular type of tree to harvest some magical wood for a new invention, but had gotten lost instead. The trip through the forest had not treated him well at all. He had burs in his fur, mane and tail, and it was all raggled and messy from where it caught on various branches and bushes. To make matters worse, some plant that he wandered through rendered his horn limp making him unable to cast magic to fnd his way back. To his excitement, he sees a hut out here in the wilderness and he hopes that he can find his way back to ponyville. Better yet, the house has smoke coming from it so it must be currently occupied. The unicorn trots up to the door and gives a couple loud knocks waiting impaitiently outside for somepony to answer.
21:03 Zecora was inside. After a brief pause, the door opens slowly, revealing a clearly foreign pony, with zebra stripes and a mohawk, but who smiles and has a pleasant aura to her. she tilts her head and speaks in rhyme to the newcomer. "What is this pony that I see? why have you come, and who might you be?"
21:06 < GyroTech> (I don't know on the phone, but shift+enter on the computer will create a linebreak.)
21:08 < Zecora> (damn... ah well)
21:09 GyroTech takes a couple steps back in supprise as he sees not a pony standing before him but a Zebra. "Wha-what is a stripey doing out in the middle of a forest. I'll--I'll leave you alone, I can find my own way out of here." He says quite nervously, beginning to retreat from her doorway. Gyro was in quite bad shape, and appeared to be quite frightened of the Zebra, both of his ears pressed flat against his head.
21:13 Zecora chuckled some and stepped aside, revealing her unusual home, with various spooky masks and unknown vials. "Please don't flee, tou have nothing to fear. Come and enter my home, your quite safe here." She smiled. "By Zecora I am known, but who are you and where is your home?"
21:18 GyroTech looks at the Zebra skeptically. "I don't know...You're just trying to trick me so that you can use some of your stripey voodoo on me or something." He peers inside her home and is even less convinced that that is where he needs to be. "I...I'm sure I can find my way back to Ponyville from here." he says a little hesitantly.
21:20 Zecora blinks, actually having a somewhat inviting look. "Do you judge by the cover of the book? Or will you take a chance and look?" she actually looks hurt by the refusal to enter.
21:25 GyroTech looks around at the forest around him and sighs as he realizes that he is utterly and completly lost and won't be able to find his way out without her help. He looks extremly tense and uncomfortable, but finally aquieses. "Fine...but only for a momemnt so that you can help me get out of here. I don't like this forest one bit." He walks into her hut nervously, careful to keep on eye on her at all times.
21:31 Zecora admires someone so cautious. ponies like that deserve a special treatment, reasons for that later. for now, she looks at the unicorns horn. "Pardon me for saging so, but is your horn made of dough?" she asked, her rhyming speech still in full effect. "Also you haven't said your name. Is it embarrassing? is that to blame?"
21:40 < GyroTech> (huh strange that took awhile to post)
21:41 < Zecora> (weird...)
21:43 GyroTech frowns even deeper at the Zebra as she mentions his horn. "I...I don't know what happened, but its ruining my magic. THats the reason I can't get out of here" he says with a huff. "And my name is Gyro Tech. I'm an engineer of sorts. And would you quit your rhyming!" he says in a loud irritated tone.
21:47 Zecora was taken aback at his shouting. It was true all of her tribe only spoke in rhyme, a characteristic of her home. She grew silent, starting to glare at Gyro, so far sensing that he is untrusting, rude, and unfamilar with nature. perhaps he needs taught a lesson. Without another word, she went to a nearby shelf of books, looking them over. None seemed to have titles, instead having images. She grabbed one with a pony on a leaf, glancing through it...
21:51 < Zecora> (hope that one gotthere quicker)
21:51 < GyroTech> (Yep)
21:52 GyroTech continues to stare at her in distrust. When she turns away, he takes a moment to look over the room, frowning at all the strange things that decorated the walls. He espcecially disliked the masks. After deciding that he didn't like the decor at all, he turned back to look at the Zebra to see her leafing through a book. "That better be an atlas I hope." he says, though couldn't really figure out why an atlas would have a cover like that. He trots up to the Zebra to peer into the book. "So how does one get out of the hateful forest?"
21:57 Zecora hmmed and closed the book, clearly not liking this ponies attitude. Perhaps it was time to put him in his place. She turned the pages a little from where she was before, and finds one with a rather scary picture for some, of a pony inside a pony. Zecora still had that upset glare on her face at the mention of the forest being "hateful". She knew what to do (are you into shrinking or same size)
22:01 < GyroTech> (I can do either, no real pref cause both SS and mawplay are fun.)
22:01 < GyroTech> (If we do Micro, I do want a little mawplay at least though)
22:02 < Zecora> (sure. your up!)
22:04 GyroTech shrinks back at that glare, only having just a brief second to glance at the page and notice that it was not an atlass, but rather a strange looking picture. "I thought you were going to tell me how to get back to civillazation." he says, sounding both timid and indignant at the same time. He slowly finds himself backing up towards the door, the hostile atmosphere making him want to bolt.
22:09 Zecora was fast. Sadly, he would not get the chance, as Zecora grabbed some powder and blew it out at Gyro, the look in her eyes showing dissapointment. finally, as all vision is covered in green smoke. "I showed you kindness and got anger in return. Therefore, seems there is a lesson you have to learn!" when the smoke cleared, everything sure looked a lot bigger than it did before...
22:14 GyroTech 's eyes go quite wide as she blows powder all over the room that obscures his vision and causing him to cough. Soon he feels a strange magical sensation around his body of a spell he can't quite place. As the smoke clears he looks around and notices that everything around him was quite a bit bigger than before. He runs in terror to the door, but finds that while he's very small, hes still not quite small enough to fit under it. He stares up at the zebra, quivering against the door. "I'm sorry" he shouts in fear, his tiny stature causing his voice to be quite a bit higher pitched than it wasy before.
22:16 Zecora leaned down in front of him. "Now you are kind, but its far too late. Now, you will be prepared and ate." she opened her mouth, not to eat the tiny pony, but to pick him up to better prepare him as a treat.
22:20 GyroTech tries to shrink back as the Zebra leans down, but he's got no where to run. "No, please. I'll be a good pony" he pleads. When she opens her mouth, he tries on last desperate mad dash to get away. Sadly, being so small his movement was quite slow and Zecora would easily be able to grab him.
22:21 Zecora leans down. Sure enough, he is picked up, her tounge licking at him as he is carried to a large table, too high to jump from. She licks her lips, trying to best decide how to eat the little pony.
22:29 GyroTech whines and struggles in her lips, trying to break free of her grip, not even considering the long fall to the ground that a successful endeaver would cause. He cant help but laugh a bit as her toungue played against his ticklish belly. As soon as he's plopped onto the table, Gyro scurries around, trying to find a way down, but no spot seems safe to jump from. He looks up at his captor, shaking quite a bit as she licks her lips.
22:31 Zecora smiles. "Your rather tender and juicy too. I think perhaps a little glaze will do..." she went and pulled down some honey and rosemary. the former for sweetness and to help the latter stick to his form...
22:34 GyroTech looks around the table for something to hide under and spots a vase, which he promptly flees behind as soon as she turns her back to grab the ingredients. He lays behind it quivering and sobbing.
22:35 < GyroTech> (Is she going to eat him all dirty and covered in forest gunk like he is now? I can't imagine prickley burrs would taste all that good)
22:37 Zecora returns and sighs. "Must you show your fear whejever you can? Come back out and be eaten like a man." she lifted the vase, then set the ingredients down. "If you are good then you might habe fun, or I can just chew until you are done."
22:41 GyroTech looks up at her with pitiful teary eyes as she lifts up the vase and puts it aside. "Please don't eat me. I'll be a good pony. I'm sure there are plenty more tasty things that I could get for you." he begs. He realizes he has no where else to hide and so just sits there resigned to his fate.
22:44 Zecora doesn't listen, drizzling the honey on as if he was any other treat for her hungry belly. flakes of rosemary sokn fall on the pony soon after, sticking to the honey, making him look like a pony shaped treat!
22:50 GyroTech continues to mope as the honey drips down his head and back, coating his fur with the sticky sweet substance, matting down his fur. Some of it drips into his mouth and he can't help but murr just a little at the sweetness. He hoon finds hiimeslf thoroughly drenched, the honey pooling around his feet. Thats when evergreen leaves begin to rain down around him, sticking to his sweet coat. The smell of pine causes him to sneezes a couple times as he gets used to it.
22:52 Zecora adds a little pepper is added for spicy flavour, and he is ready to eat. "Time to be a tasty snack. Don't try to escape, its to late to go back." with that, she opens wide and aims to gobble him up...
22:57 GyroTech sneezes even more once the pepper begins to rain down on top of him. He wrinkles his nose in irritation. At her words he looks up at her and whimpers, afraid of what terrible things await him. Still, he's got no where to run anywas and just sits there quivering and whimpering in terror.
22:59 Zecora Gets closer. Using her tounge, she scoops the little pony up, slowly and trasingly taking his delicious form into her mouth. She leaves it open as drool starts to pool on him, slowly closing it, hoping he learns exactly ehat he did wrong....
23:02 GyroTech grimaces as the the squishy organ wraps around him and pulls him into her mouth. Her foul breath assualts his nose and the hot drool drips uncomfortably onto his body. His delicous flaovr mixes with the sweetness of the honey and spice of the rosemary to creat a delectable combination. He stares dumbfounded as the world begins to go dark, her lips sealing him off from the outside world. Gyro suddenly becomes more active and makes one last mad dash for that hole, crashing into her lips just as they meet.
23:05 Zecora chuckles as tbis happens, bringing her teeth on him, pretending to chew. in actuality, she tounges and plays with him, holding him in place with her tounge to tease him even more. Let's see him insult nature now! She moans in ecstasy at his divine flavour, and suddenly has a rather sneaky idea....
23:08 GyroTech goes completly still holding his breath as her teeth clench down around him, holding him quite tightly. He was so frightened that he didn't even quiver in fear, thinking the worst. Still, he can't help but wiggle and writhe a little as the toungue dances over him, stripping off his flavor.
23:09 Zecora makes motions like she has chewed him all up, until finally her teeth let go. but she has no intent of releasing her hnkind guest. she tilts her head back, letting him slide down, at which point she will swallow him, just as if he was any other food. whichright now.was what he was!
23:13 GyroTech breaths a sigh of relief as she removes the pressure from her teeth but his relief is soon cut off as he feels himself begin to slide down towards the back of her mouth. In a fit of panic, he wraps his hooves around her undulating tongue and manages to hold on for dear life, though such a task was quite daunting, given how slick the member was.
23:18 Zecora hmmed and squished her tounge against the roof of the mouth, moaning at the new salty flavour of his fear. He was sure tasty, and Zecora was now curious why she didn't make stew out of him. no matter, as she squished his formed and rubbed it agaunst the roof o her mouth it was only a matter of time.
23:21 GyroTech tried to hold on as best as he could, but the pressure and rubbing soon prooved to be to much and he felt himself slipping until he lost his grip and tumbled backwards, landing pressed up against the back of her throat. He pleads one last time to delay his fate, "Don't Swallow! Please!" though its unclear if his tiny longues could even must of enough strength to be heard outside of the Zebra.
23:23 Zecora had indeed heard, but did not do as askex, swallowing the tasty morsel and licking her chops. she felt him squeeze down knto her acid filled belly, readh to convert the pony into nutrients...
23:29 GyroTech feels the throat open up behind him and grip him tightly as Zecora's throat muscles drag him down in a slimy embrace. In a matter of seconds he finds himself deposited into the Zebras sour smelling stomach where a warm pool of liquid bathed him up to his chest. What air there was in there was damh and hard to breath. The unicorn pounded on her stomach walls trying to get her to spit him back up.
21:01 Zecora licked her lips and sloshed her belly a little, rather enjoing her snack. "Too bad you learned yourblesson so late. Now you must acceot your fate.
21:06 < GyroTech> (So, I suppose here i ask, am I coming back up or not? Cause it'll affect my next post. My pref is not, but I don't want to make you uncomfortable.)
21:07 < Zecora> (I can make it permanent this time)
21:11 GyroTech whines quite loudly from within her gut. "But please, I'll be a good pony! I'll be nice. Let me out!" His crying can be heard from within her stomach as he struggles about. His skin begins to itch from exposure to the juices, causing him to pick up his struggles in terror. He becomes quite light headed as he uses up much of the oxygen in the fleshy chamber.
21:14 Zecora smiled as it kicked in, but was not too mean. soon, hefore the acids get too painful, a greenish goo pours into the belly. the pain is nullified, hut he will still start to go numb....
21:16 < GyroTech> (That works too I suppose. I do usually just pass out before it becomes painful :P)
21:16 < Zecora> (ah)
21:17 < GyroTech> (Ya, I don't do pain as well, usually)
21:19 < Zecora> (right. yoir up!)
21:19 GyroTech feels the stomach become more turbulent as a substance pours down on top of him, the gooey fluid giving him a soothing relief from the burning itch everywhere it touches. Thinking that she may finally be taking pity on him and saving him with some Zebra voodoo, he makes sure to cover himself in it, rubbing away all the itching. He breaths out a sigh of releif as the pain slowly disapears
21:21 Zecora stomach goes to work. Sadly, that is as far as her mercy goes, the acid pouring in, beginning to make Gyro into nutrients. he would hear voices outside, somewhat high pitched.
21:24 GyroTech hears a couple voices outside before he finally passes out as the lack of air and potion gets to him, falling limp within her churning stomach. He doesn't even notice as he begins to dissolve away and become nothing more that a nutrious soup for the zebra that had devoured him.
21:29 Zecora smiled as she felt him digest, continukng her discussion with Pinkie Pie. She would think little about Gyro after, save that he should have tristed her. the proof was on the shelf: a potikn that would have taken him hack to Ponyville.