Stats

The RP has a total of 89 lines, 2534 words, and 14234 characters.
The average line consists of 28.47 words that themselves average 4.62 characters taking about 2 minutes, 55 seconds.
Burpy Hooves said a total of 1 line, 13 words, and 71 characters.
Burpy Hooves's average line consists of 13.0 words that themselves average 4.46 characters taking about 0 minutes, 0 seconds.
Eden said a total of 1 line, 1 words, and 7 characters.
Eden's average line consists of 1.0 words that themselves average 6.0 characters taking about 28 minutes, 24 seconds.
Fallfeathers said a total of 44 lines, 1007 words, and 5822 characters.
Fallfeathers's average line consists of 22.89 words that themselves average 4.78 characters taking about 2 minutes, 12 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 43 lines, 1513 words, and 8334 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 35.19 words that themselves average 4.51 characters taking about 3 minutes, 2 seconds.

22:12 Fallfeathers !inflates GyroTech

22:12 BurpyHooves shoves a bicycle pump tube down GyroTech 's throat and begins to pump.

22:13 GyroTech tries his hardest to spit up the tube, but is helpless as the air rushes into him.

22:14 Fallfeathers cackles gleefully, holding GyroTech down.

22:15 GyroTech whines quite loudly, as he struggles. He makes an irritated face at Fallfeathers as he is prevented from pulling the tube out.

22:16 Fallfeathers sits on GyroTech and makes himself comfortable. "Quiet your complaining, you'd do the same if it were me."

22:19 GyroTech 's gut creaks and groans as it begins to fill up with air, his gut ballooning outward with the pressure. He uses his magic to remotly turn off the bot, leaving him half filled with air and stuck under the pegasus.

22:25 Fallfeathers rumbles contently, rubbing his hooves into GyroTech's bloated middle and bouncing on him gently. "It's an improvement."

22:32 GyroTech glares at the pegaus, wiggling about till he ends up rolling over on top of Fallfeathers. Sadly his now bloated belly prevents him from being able to reach the hose.

22:34 Fallfeathers grins up at the unicorn, relaxing beneath him, still massaging that round belly. "Soft.~" he humms, giggling.

22:43 GyroTech flails about as Fallfeathers's tickling causes him to giggle around the hose. "Heh cuh ah ouh" he attempts to say with a mouthful of hose, the tube muffling his complaints.

22:45 Fallfeathers takes mercy on GyroTech and relieves his muzzle of the hose, taking the pump and casually tossing it aside "Poor Techie, all helpless..." he grins pointedly.

22:47 GyroTech glares even more so at the stallion. "I'm not helpless. I can help myself just fine." He protests. He attempts to stand up, but his hooves are unable to reach the ground due to his inflated gut.

22:49 Fallfeathers snorts and laughs at GyroTech's expense, giving his bloated side a gentle wingslap. "Too bad I gotta go to class now, else I'd do oh so many things to you.."

23:17 Eden slumps

23:19 GyroTech yelps as eden bumps hard against his inflated girth. Fortunatly for her, his stomach gives a little, cushioning the blow.

23:20 Fallfeathers giggles. "There, now that's much more comfortable isn't it.

00:33 Fallfeathers headbutts GyroTech

00:33 GyroTech falls over, completly knocked out cold.

00:34 Fallfeathers sits on him again.

00:34 GyroTech doesn't even notice as he breathes heavily.

00:35 Fallfeathers leans in close to GyroTech's face

00:37 GyroTech breathes heavily into Fallfeathers's face.

00:38 Fallfeathers wrinkles his muzzle and sneezes

00:40 GyroTech doesn't react as he continues to be knocked out.

00:45 Fallfeathers grumbles and pours water on GyroTech

00:46 GyroTech slowly comes to shaking his head as he wakes up. His eyes are blurry as he opens them and his head pounds a bit. Fallfeathers slowly comes into focus.

00:47 Fallfeathers waves at him and grins innocently.

00:49 GyroTech looks at Fallfeathers skeptically. "What...What happened? and why am I sopping wet?"

00:50 Fallfeathers shrugs nonchalantly and wags his tail. "I dunno. Rain?"

00:52 GyroTech looks all around and notices no water on the ground and grunts. "I seriously doubt that..." after thinking for a second he says, "actually I beleive you, now why did you make it rain on me?"

00:54 Fallfeathers looks hurt. "Why I'm offended! How could I do such a thing? I'm your friend!" He folds his forelegs and huffs.

00:56 GyroTech doesn't seem to buy it at all. "Well, if it'd been a regularly scheduled rain storm then more than just me would be wet, so its obviously you." Gyro gets to his feet and playfully shoves the pegaus onto his back.

01:00 Fallfeathers yelps and falls, landing on his back with a grunt, sprawling out. "Owww, you big oaf.."

01:02 GyroTech give him a smug grin. "I think we're even now after you drenched me." The unicorn does a belly flop onto him before wrapping the stallion up in his hooves and playfully nuzzling him

01:03 Fallfeathers grunts and wheezes, the wind driven from the pegasus on impact. He hunches up in pain, gasping for air.

01:07 GyroTech giggles as the pegaus weezes. "Oh come now, your a big strong athletic pegasus, surely you can carry the weight of such a slender beautiful unicorn such as myself."

01:47 Fallfeathers cuddles GyroTech

01:47 GyroTech cuddles back

01:48 < Fallfeathers> Sup?

01:50 < Fallfeathers> Not so slender though are you ~

01:52 GyroTech wraps the pegasus up tighter nuzzling his neck.

01:52 Fallfeathers smooches his neck and relaxes, patting the unicorn's inflated middle.

01:55 GyroTech lets out a sigh at the affection. As he does so, he figures out how to let the air escape and continues to sigh it out into Fallfeathers's ear.

01:55 Fallfeathers winces and flicks the ear repeatedly. "Heyyyy. That tickles...!" He groans and squirms.

02:01 GyroTech rolls his eyes and continues to do it till his gut returns to its normal slightly pudgy size. "Well then, you souldn't of made that happen to me in the first place."

02:02 Fallfeathers whines and pushes him gently. "But it wasn't me, it was BurpyHooves!" he protests, looking at GyroTech's now normal waistline with disappointmentm

02:04 GyroTech sits back at the push, releasing Fallfeathers from his arms, and then rolls his eyes. "Sure, but you probably tinkered with my robot in the first place to cause that malfunction. I don't know why else it would of done that."

02:05 Fallfeathers smirks, pulling GyroTech back down on top of him. "Nu-uhh, it was like that when I found it."

02:07 GyroTech allows himself to be drawn back down onto the pegasus, burring his muzzle in his wing. "Sure, and my mother was a pegasus." He begins to attempt to gently preen the pegusus's feathers, but is not very good at the task.

02:09 Fallfeathers fluffs his feathers out and grins, tickling GyroTech's nose with the down. "Oh, if only."

02:10 GyroTech sneezes as the down tickles accross his nose, causing him to accidentally break the feather he was working on. "Oops...heh heh." he laughs nervously.

02:12 Fallfeathers turns and stares at his wing, then at GyroTech. "Nice job.." he narrows his eyes.

02:13 Fallfeathers disappears under them

02:14 GyroTech looks back at the pegasus with a mopy face. "I...I'm sorry I'll do better now." He resumes trying to preen the other wing, still not quite sure how to do it correctly.

04:31 Fallfeathers puts his hoof on GyroTech's nose and pushes the unicorn away with a huff. 'You're lucky that wasn't my pinion feather.."

04:34 GyroTech rolls his eyes. "Cmon, with a name like Fallfeathers, not being on the weather team, and pursuing "more accedemic pursuits" you can't need them that much anyways since your flying abilities are likely terrible as it is." the unicorn observes in a teasing tone. Still he reluctantnly pulls away.

04:36 Fallfeathers narrows his eyes, putting his hoof on the unicorn's chest. "I'll have you know, I'm an excellent flyer! I could almost put a Wonderbolt to shame!"

04:38 GyroTech leans in, looking into Fallfeathers's eyes. "I bet with a wing spell, I could fly circles around you without any training." he challenges, knocking the pegasus's hooves away.

04:40 Fallfeathers snorts and shoves the unicorn solidly onto his back, before leaping atop of to hold him down. "You couldn't even cast a spell to get yourself out of a wet paper bag, you big oaf.~"

04:44 GyroTech narrows his eyes in irritation. "I've taken down a timberwolf before, a wet paperbag, or even you would be nothing. I use quite a few dangerous spells arnoud my shop." he then adds on under his breath, "I'd just perfer not to hurt you is all..."

04:46 Fallfeathers smirks. "A timberwolf? Bullshit. You would be too afraid to get your hooves dirty going into a timberwolf's habitat." He sticks out his tongue, folding his hooves.

04:50 GyroTech protests. "Its true, I did, though...Naisol dragged me out there and then made me fight it to retrieve some magical object of hers...it was quite...traumatizing," he admits reluctantly. "She'll vouch for me."

04:53 Fallfeathers shakes his head, stifling laughter behind a hoof. "Good one, Gyro. Real convincing. Just ask the pony that just went to bed." He pokes the unicorn's nose. "I bet you don't even know how to do a wing spell."

04:57 GyroTech groans loudly in irritation. "I lopped off it to pieces with my cutting spell, just like I'll do to that rock over there." He points at a football sized stone and a green glow surrounds it as he concentrates. Slowly a crack begins to from in the center which travels straight through the rock. After about a 15 seconds, the stone splits right down the center, the cut perfectly smooth on the inside. He smiles quite smugly at his success. "See!"

04:59 Fallfeathers shrugs, totally unimpressed. "Took you that long just to split a rock?" he rolls his eyes. "I've seen unicorns do it in a split second. Try harder next time." He makes a show of yawning.

05:05 GyroTech facehooves. "Its more than just speed, the level of percision here is imaculate. I doubt those unicorns have nearly as clean a cut as that. Anyways. All I've heard from you is all talk and now action." He raises his voice as he speaks.

05:08 Fallfeathers just continues to stare at GyroTech with a bored expression, hooves still folded. "Immaculate imshmaculate.~" he covers his mouth with a hoof again as he yawns.

05:10 GyroTech grows even more irritated with Fallfeathers. "I guess this is what I get for trying to explain the finess required for wonderful machines to a simpleminded featherbrain. Go fetch somepony who knows a wing spell so that I can show you up."

05:12 Fallfeathers snorts with laughter and slaps his thigh. "Aha, knew it. You don't even know the spell!" He grins and leans in close. "Look, you've gotten yourself all riled up, and all I've had to do is sit here!"

05:16 GyroTech 's ears flick in irritation and his tail swishes about wildy. "Of course I don't know a wing spell you dolt. It has nothing to do with my talent!" he shouts before the pegaus leans in. When Fallfeathers points out how riled up he was, he leans back, and folds his ears. He turns purple in the cheeks with embarrasment and tucks his tail a bit.

05:19 Fallfeathers hops up off the unicorn and walks a lazy little circle around him as if he were stalking his prey. "Settle down, little Techie.~" he humms in a condescending singsong voice, brushing his wings over GyroTech's nose. "Don't be mad because you can't have stylish wings like mine."

05:23 GyroTech just sits there in silence, trying to calm himself down so that he would quit acting like a fool. Fallfeathers's condesending tone and brushing wings continued to make him stew against his best attemps. His attempt at a calm expression ketp flashing bits of anger when the pegasus continued to mess with him.

05:26 Fallfeathers idly kicks the rock that GyroTech had split open on his way past, whistling to himself. Quite purposefully he bends over and shows his rump to the unicorn, shaking it teasingly. "Nyah nyah, I got wings." He spreads them and flutters gently.

05:29 GyroTech finally lets his anger get the best of him. As the pegasus shakes his rump, the unicorns horn begins to glow, and a green glow surrounds a handful of feathers on either wing. Silently they those feathers that he had targeted all sheer off and beging to flutter to the ground. He smirks "Hey Fallfeathers, I think your feathers are falling."

05:32 Fallfeathers yelps in pain, the pegasus tumbling around and flapping his damaged wings, taking off for a short distance before crashing back down to earth, his poor wings now crippled and rendering him flightless. He whimpers in pain, holding his patchy wings to his chest. "O-ow.."

05:36 GyroTech actually begins to look a little sorry as he sees the pegasus unable to take flight. He trots up to the fallen pegasus and does his best to comfort him. "I'm sorry...I only wanted to mess with you, not ground you." Gyro reaches down to massage the crippled wings.

05:39 Fallfeathers gasps as he sees GyroTech approaching and he staggers to his hooves, taking off again in a panic, thinking that he was going to inflict something worse upon him. This time the pegasus actually makes it a dozen metres off the ground before his wings give and he falls, this time knocking himself cleanly unconscious.

05:43 GyroTech rushes over to the fallen pegasus, quite worried that he might of hurt himself. Gyro reaches the pegasus and rests Fallfeathers head on him as he begins to massage the injured wings. As he does so, he tries to wake up the pegasus, wimpering in remorse.

05:45 Fallfeathers was limp as a kitten in GyroTech's hooves, a lump on his head forming where he had collided with the ground, clumps of dirt and grass covering his fur. The only thing that moved was his chest, rising and falling with his faint breaths

05:52 GyroTech becomes extremely worried as the pegasus hangs limply and fails to wake up. He shifts the pony onto his back and begins to rush him towards the nearest hospital, so that he can be well cared for.

05:57 Fallfeathers slips off GyroTech's back shortly after he begins to run, landing facefirst in a puddle. The cold shocks him to his senses and after a moment he sits up and gasps, dripping with water. Then he groans and touches his head and his wings gingerly. "Owww.."

06:01 GyroTech takes a couple more running gallops before he notices that his companion has slipped off. He turns around to see the pegasus begining to stir. Gyro rushes back over and hugs the pegasus tenderly. "Oh, I was so worried for you when you took off like that and fell. I'm glad you're alright." The sound of genuine concern fills his voice. He nuzzles he pony gingerly and hugs him tight.

06:04 Fallfeathers squeaks when he's hugged, still somewhat dazed from the whole experience. He looks blankly at GyroTech and blinks slowly a few times, before he holds out his limp wings with chunks of feathers still missing. "I hope you can- ow- fix this.." he grumbles.

06:07 GyroTech sighs regretfully. "I'm no medical pony. If you were a machine I could fix you up. I'm so sorry for letting my anger get the best of me..." he appologises quite remosefully, massaging on the pegasus's damaged wings to try and ease the pain.

06:10 Fallfeathers winces at the other stallion's touch, retracting his wing quickly. "So much for being a powerful unicorn.." he huffs. 'This is gonna take weeks to grow back.."

06:15 GyroTech sighs, "Well we could always get you to a healer, and say a cat got to you or something. I'm sure they'll patch you right up. Cmon." He pickes Fallfeathers up off of the ground and carries him again, this time making sure to have two hooves on either side of his body before galloping off to the healers.

06:17 Fallfeathers shakes his head and pulls at GyroTech's ear, trying to get him to stop. "N-no! I'm, uh.. I'm okay!" he says hurriedly, his eyes a little wide with fear.

06:19 GyroTech shakes his head slightly as he runs trying to pull free of the incessant tugging. Soon they find themselves at the ER, where Gyro drags his buddy in to get treated.

06:23 Fallfeathers reluctantly goes, letting himself be led through various medical rooms and cold metal tables, a doctor eventually diagnosing it as "no big deal" and only bandaging his wings shut so he couldn't fly until they were healed. He leaves the hospital sulking and trying to restore feeling to his cold backside after all the warmth has been drained from it by the metal tables.

06:30 GyroTech gives the pegasus a great big hug once he gets out. "Glad to see they got you all patched up nicely, sorry to see they didn't give you a growth spell. Well, I've acually got to go to work now. I'll catch you later, hopefully you'll feel better soon." THe unicorn breaks off the hug and trots off to his job.