Indulging in Apples
One-Shot
9 September 2013
Stats
The RP has a total of 90 lines, 1959 words, and 10475 characters.The average line consists of 21.77 words that themselves average 4.35 characters taking about 2 minutes, 51 seconds.
Applejack said a total of 45 lines, 1413 words, and 7399 characters.
Applejack's average line consists of 31.4 words that themselves average 4.24 characters taking about 2 minutes, 48 seconds.
Palladium Nexus said a total of 45 lines, 546 words, and 3076 characters.
Palladium Nexus's average line consists of 12.13 words that themselves average 4.63 characters taking about 2 minutes, 54 seconds.
23:03 Applejack was visiting Aunt and Uncle orange for a week, however, being a busy pony she was also in manehatten on a business trip. She wanted to try her hand at seeing if hiring somepony to run an applecart on the streets might be a proffitable business. She set her cart up on the side of the road and begins selling all sorts of apple treats.
23:08 PalladiumNexus strides by the cart, her belly grumbling loudly and forcing her back to look at the food on display.
23:10 Applejack notices the deer and grins. "Howdy miss, It looks like yall are takin an intrest in my cart here. Can I get you anything?"
23:15 PalladiumNexus nods, looking over the mare as well. "This is correct."
23:17 Applejack says, "well, can I get you anything to eat? Yall look mighty hungry." AJ says, with a grin.
23:19 PalladiumNexus says, "Well yes, I am... But surely you don't have anything fit for a doe of my status."
23:22 Applejack gives her a disapointed scowl. "Every last one of these treats are worty of royalty. I even cooked the cupcakes for Cadance herself at the wedding. I dont need any of your hoity toity nonsense."
23:24 PalladiumNexus huffs softly. "Then maybe I should take my business elsewhere." She blushes again as her belly groans louder, protesting the doe's decision.
23:28 Applejack takes one of the fritters and divvies it up on a plate. "Here try a piece, I'm sure your fancyness will love it."
23:32 PalladiumNexus frowns, but lifts a piece in her magic anyways and tries a bit. "This... Is simply amazing!"
23:34 Applejack grins. "See miss fancy pance, I know how to make apple treats, they always are home cooking good. So what can I get for you?" She gestures at the cart.
23:36 PalladiumNexus says, "Everything."
23:37 Applejack gives her a queer look. "Did you just say everything miss?"
23:39 PalladiumNexus nods. "I did."
23:41 Applejack says, "Uhh, ok, give me a second." she pulls out a calculator and begins to add up all the items. "That will be 532 bits."
23:41 PalladiumNexus pulls out a large bag of clinking metal bits. "Here you go."
23:45 Applejack counts the bits and then lets out an excited noise. "Yep this is enough here." She returns the bag, significantly lighter than before and starts to box up the various treats.
23:47 PalladiumNexus snags a pie from the stand, and to AJ's probable amazement, she swallows it whole
23:49 Applejack 's look goes to one of shock. "Wow, you just put that away. For a hoity toity mare, you sure dont' eat like one." She continues to pack up various treats.
23:50 PalladiumNexus blushes softly and tries being more discrete with the next thing, which was a plate with several fritters on it.
23:51 < Gyro> (The plate too?)
23:52 < Palladium> (Yup)
23:55 Applejack says, "Umm missy, that plate wasn't included in the price, thats going to cost you an extra 4 bits." AJ is getting close to having most of the treats all packed up.
23:56 PalladiumNexus burps softly into her forehoof, grabbing what treats she could before AJ put them all away
23:58 Applejack glances at the stack of boxes, "Well there you are maam, but I'm not sure how you're going to get them home. I suppose I could lend a helpin hand though, as generouse as you were.:
23:59 PalladiumNexus smiles. "Would you please? I can make it worth your while."
00:01 Applejack secures the cart and attaches it to herself, following the doe back to her house. "No problem Miss."
00:02 PalladiumNexus giggles softly as they walk to her home. "Call me Nexus, or Palladium."
00:04 Applejack smiles. "Alright Nexus it is. Are you hosting a party this evening or something? This is alot of food for one doe, and you don't look like the type to really pack it away.
00:05 PalladiumNexus says, "Oh, it's all for me... I have a very large appetite."
00:06 Applejack follows the doe, making idle chit chat all the way to her house.
00:07 PalladiumNexus giggles softly at something AJ said before pushing the door open. "Thanks again."
00:08 Applejack gives her a souther smile. "Not a problem Miss Nexus." She pulls the cart into the house and begins unloading the treats into the kitchen.
00:09 PalladiumNexus smiles and once again snags the occasional treat.
00:11 Applejack finishes unloading the cart. "Well, thank you again, but I've got to be going now." She begins to head towards the door.
00:12 PalladiumNexus frowns. "Really? But we were just starting to get along..."
15:45 Applejack says, "Well I've got to attend to some family stuff. I was getting ready to pack up my cart when you cam by earier today."
15:46 PalladiumNexus says, "Aww, can't we please keep talking?"
15:48 Applejack says, "I've got something special that I mus attend to with my folk, I'm sorry." She reaches the door and reaches out a hoof to push it open.
15:49 PalladiumNexus frowns and slams the door shut with magic.
15:51 Applejack stops in her tracks. "Consarnit! I really do need to be going. Please take your voodoo deer magic elsewhere and let me out." She's mighty displeased at this point.
16:09 PalladiumNexus says, "I don't think so. You won't have my company, so you're not having anypony's." She licks her lips hungrily
16:16 < Gyro> (Can she eat a couple treats first?)
16:17 Applejack sees her licking her lips. "Uhh, whats with that hungry look in your eye miss? You've got plenty of treats around here to keep you fed for a week." AJ tries the door again.
16:21 PalladiumNexus pulls over a box. "Oh, I know..." She keeps the door closed tight
16:21 < Palladium> *door
16:24 Applejack says, "Well then enjoy them and let me out before I break this door down." She turns and rears up on her front legs, prepared to buck down the door.
16:27 PalladiumNexus rolls her eyes and pulls out several pies, stuffing them one by one into her maw.
16:29 Applejack gives the door a coupe hard bucks before relenting temporarily, catching her breath as she does so. The door doesn't seem to have taken any damage from her bucking.
16:31 PalladiumNexus finishes her pies and takes out some fritters. "Are you quite done? I had that for reinforced, you know..."
16:36 Applejack lets out a long sigh before turning to her captor."What can I do ti get you ta let me go?" She asks in a resigned tone.
16:39 < Palladium> (Brb)
16:50 PalladiumNexus says, "Well, you could help by feeding me more of these sweets!"
16:53 Applejack groans, but decides it might be the best way out. "Alright then." She trots over to the boxes and opens one up. She takes it in a hoof and reaches out to put the treat in Nexus's mouth.
16:54 PalladiumNexus opens her mouth unnaturally wide.
20:53 Applejack ignores it as she stuffs the treat into the deers maw.
20:53 PalladiumNexus eagerly swallows the treat.
20:54 Applejack gives her a tenitive grin and begins to withdraw her hoof to grab another treat.
20:55 PalladiumNexus lets her, more eager in getting fed
20:56 Applejack continues to stuff the deer with treats. She keeps glancing at the door waiting for the deer to give her an opportunity to run away.
20:57 PalladiumNexus finishes almost half the treats before, as AJ stuffs a pie into her mouth, she pulls her closer and stuffs her head inside too"
21:05 Applejack tries to pull her head out as the slick walls envolope her, covering her mane and fur in a light coating of slime. "What in tarnation? You better let me go missy or there will be trouble!"
21:06 PalladiumNexus pays no heed, swallowing hard
21:09 Applejack squirms even harder as her head is pulled into the deers mouth, the throat muscles gripping her in a tight embrace. She pushes with her free hoof against the deers face, trying to pull herself out.
21:23 < Gyro> (Boop)
21:24 PalladiumNexus swallows again and again
21:32 Applejack finds herself pressing into the stomach of Nexus, the sweet smell of the previous treats she had eaten filling her nostrols. "Let me out you greedy doe. I'll do anything!" she shouts as she flails her back end, only her orange apple covered flank hanging out of the does mouth.
22:01 < Gyro> (Still here? And still interested?)
22:02 < Eden> (Sorry, got distracted >.< Stupid video game)
22:02 PalladiumNexus swallows once more, feeling the pony slide down her throat
22:03 < Gyro> (No worries.)
22:05 Applejack 's snout plummets into the mush of apple treats, coating her face with the sticky apple substance, some of the sweets getting into her mouth. She sputters the treats out, making a face at eating something somepony has laready eaten. Her back legs are tickled by Nexus's tongue as they remain in her mouth.
22:07 PalladiumNexus lathers AJ's hooves up before swallowing a final time, swaddling the cowpony's fate
22:10 Applejack yelps as the deer gives one final swallow, sending her hooves and tail to join the rest of her in the stomach. The gelantinous mass of apple treats clings to and surrounds her body, working sugar into her fur. "I'm not food! You've got plenty of other treats there. Please let me out" she pleads, squirming around in the stomach.
22:17 PalladiumNexus gives a satisfied belch before floating over another box of treats. "Mmm... You'll look great on my ass."
22:20 Applejack says, "You cant do this to me," she protests, "I'm a fellow pony, I've got rights, including the right not to be food for some fat little deer. My brother Big Mac will find out and kick your ass for this!" AJ feels the stomach walls constrict around her, forcing the goop to cover most of her body. It was difficult to move around as thick as the substance was.
22:25 PalladiumNexus swallows another plate of fritters. "Hmm... Nope. I /might/ regenerate you later."
22:28 Applejack meeps as food rains down on top of her, as well as a paper plate. She squirms about even more as she is further burried, the stomach walls begining to knead the dense mixture into and around her. The sugary warmth is oppressive within the deer.
22:33 PalladiumNexus massages her gut and swallows some air. "Don't worry, I still wanna talk... And I'll regenerate you later, I promise ~"
22:38 Applejack says, "Want to Talk!? If yall want to talk spit me up and we can talk. I aint gonna do no talkin stuck in here. She pushes against the stomach walls in protest, stretching them wide.
22:40 PalladiumNexus moans softly. "Ooohh~"
22:41 Applejack says, "Yall need to let me out before this place starts to get mighty unfriendly in here!" She yells, struggling about even more as she does so, here entinre body coated with sugary apple filling.
22:42 PalladiumNexus burps softly. "If you talk, I'll hold off on the acid. Even drop some treats down for you."
22:44 Applejack lets out a nervous laugh. "Heh heh, so what did you want to talk about sugarcube?"
22:44 PalladiumNexus purrs. "Mmm... What exactly do you do? Other than make amazing treats."
22:51 Applejack says, "I run an apple orchard. If you let me out, I can get you all the apple treats yall could ever want." She says hopefully.
22:52 PalladiumNexus pats her. "Like I said, I promise to regenerate you... Besides, I'm not good at just coughing up my food
22:55 Applejack recoils form the pats, and then gets an idea. She bucks the stomach walls as best as she can, trying to kick her way out, or at least upset the does stomach and cause her to cough AJ back up.
22:57 PalladiumNexus grunts and belches loudly at the buck, wincing afterwards. "Ugh..."
23:00 Applejack feels the gut tighten around her as her buck, but she also notices, Nexus's pain. She give another buck, though this one not quite as hard this time cause of the more cramped space.
23:02 PalladiumNexus grunts and winces again. "Urg..."
23:04 Applejack says, "Let me out or I'll keep this up! Yall will continue to be in pain till yall do." She gives the doe a second to respond.
23:04 PalladiumNexus groans. "Ugh... Keep doing that and you'll run out if air." She belches again.
23:06 Applejack gives out another kick, this one even weaker as she's becoming lightheaded from exertion in the low oxygen enviroment. "I'll make you let me out."
23:06 PalladiumNexus grunts and rolls onto her side.
23:08 Applejack gets disoriented as Nexus rolls to her side, sloshing AJ about in her stomach. AJ struggles to right herself, her eyes beginning to get droopy as her stuggles begin to slow.
23:09 PalladiumNexus belches again. "Mmm..."
23:10 Applejack passes out inside the doe, unable to struggle any further. Her body begins to become indistingishable from the tasty treats inside as Eden's gut churns them about.
23:12 PalladiumNexus sighs as her gut calms down, dragging the treats over again and swiftly finishing them off