Studying Too Deep Into a Diamond Dog

21 August 2013

14:25 Twilight led rover through ponyville towards the library, taking the backroads as not to scare anypony with the presense of the diamond dog trailing her. "Thank you for letting me study you rover. What are yall digging up anyways?" She says making idle conversation to ease her nerves.

14:26 Rover was a bit nervous too, though for different reasons. It felt... wrong, being taken through town like this, even if they were avoiding the citizens. "Gems. We dig up gems." He tugged at his collar, an old nervous tick of his from when he was little. "We hoarde them, trade sometimes for food and... other things."

14:30 Twilight gave his a sideways glance. "You've never needed pony help before in digging up gems," he observed suspiciously. She stops at the exit of the alley that let out near the library and looks both ways, hoping to avoid meeting any ponies in the final strech. She was lucky Pinkie was currently digging in the mines else her new vistor sense would of caused quite a spectacle.

14:32 Rover shrugs. "We... appreciate it. Ponies are useful. Magic, strength... Wings in certain areas." He seems to want to avoid the subject of WHY he specifically needs help now.

14:36 Twilight sighs as he avoids the question and then hurredly leads them across the field. She throws open the door and shoves Rover inside before coming in after him and slamming the door shut. Twilight finally relaxes, the trip went without incident. "Make yourself at home, but uhh... try not to dig up the floor," she says.

14:37 Rover rolls his eyes. "I wasn't GOING to..." He sits down... on the table. What? It's the perfect height for him. "So what exactly do you want to do?"

14:41 Twilight says, "Well...ponies have never actually had the chance to study diamond dogs. I want to start out with just some basic tests. Physical strength, standard vital signs and the like." She leads Rover down to the basement and trys to hook him up to an odd looking machine.

14:42 Rover says, "Woahwoahwoah! I'm NOT touching that." He backs away.

14:44 Twilight groans. "Oh come now, you aggreed to this testing. Don't make me do this the difficult way."

14:44 Rover grumbles.... but then he lets his shoulders sag and walks back over to her. "If I die, I'm killing you."

14:47 Twilight says, "Oh don't worry, I've used this machine before a couple of times, and there's only been one incident with a serious complication." She hooks rover up to the maching, tacking sensors all over his body. "Now just relax there for a couple minutes and let the machine work its magic."

14:50 Rover says, "Right. Magic. Not creepy-" His brain processes "Only been ONE incident". "W-Wait! Define serious complication!"

14:54 Twilight smiles at him. "Oh don't worry about that, You'll be fine," she reassure him. Twilight flicked on the machine which groaned to life. Various dials and guages began lighting up on the surface, and Twilght inpected them insensly.

14:58 Rover tries to stay calm and sits there, watching the machine suspiciously, as if it could explode at any moment. Which, for all he knew, it might.

15:03 Twilight waits. A couple minutes pass in silence, only the humming of the machine and scratching Twilight's incessant note taking filling the air. At long last Twilight flips the machine off and gins. "See, that wasn't so bad."

15:05 Rover says, "No. Just dull. In a nerve-wracking sort of way." He doesn't seem amused. "Anything else that could possibly kill me?"

15:07 Twilight smiles. "Well you know, I kind of want to zap you with magic and see how much you can hold before you pop," She retorts sarcastically.

15:09 Rover says, "Very funny." He grumbles, but makes no move to leave for now. A deal's a deal.

15:11 Twilight 's belly grumbles just then. "I just realized, I havn't had lunch yet. Follow me to the kitchen and I'll get you something to eat too." She trots up the stairs, leading Rover towards the room.

15:12 Rover sighs and gets up, following her. To be honest he was pretty hungry too. That MIGHT be why his mood is so sour... Ah, whatever, he can think about that over lunch.

15:16 Twilight , Upon reaching the kitchen, begins preparing a lunch salad for the both of them, not considering the fact that rover might have a slightly different diet than herself. She mixes in various greens and peppers and drizzles it with a dressing. She brings two bowls of the wonderful salad at and sets them on the table, placing one infront of Rover. "Enjoy," she says with a smile.

15:17 Rover stares at it like she just put a rock in front of him to eat. "...Where is lunch? Under the leaves?" He moves the salad around cautiously, as if he thinks a snake might be in the bowl for some reason.

15:20 Twilight looks up from her bowl at Rover and laughs a little. "That IS lunch silly. Go ahead try it, its a recipe I learned from Carrot Top." She resumes her meal.

15:22 Rover says, "But... But there is no meat!" He sticks out his tongue in the universal "ew" expression.

15:27 < Mana> (Third?)

15:27 < Third> (Sorry mom called me away for a moment)

15:29 Twilight facehooves at her own stupidity. "Oh, I should of asked you what you wanted. Well, your welcome to anything in here." She gestures to the kitchen in which the table sat. "Though I think the closest I have to meat is some eggs, cheese, and milk in the fridge," she says with a frown.

15:30 Rover 's ears go down. "...Oh." No lunch? Well this just kept getting better and better...

15:34 Twilight smiles. "I can fix you up something with those if you'd like," she insists trying to make things better for her guest. "You can't really buy meat in ponyville anyways, its just not the sort of thing we're meant to eat."

15:35 Rover says, "Sure." He seemed really down about this. Presumably he was used to something else. "Thanks anyway."

15:38 Twilight cracks open some eggs into a warm pan on the stove and begins to cook an omlet, adding cheese and spices to give it a little flavor. Soon finishes and places it infront of Rover, hoping that he can stomach this. "Here you go."

15:39 Rover 's a bit nervous but eventually starts eating it... and is done in seconds. "...Thanks." His stomach growls greedily. "S-Sorry. Still a bit hungry."

15:42 Twilight frowns again, "I'm sorry, I should of planned better for this. Well if your done, lets continue the study then." She taks out her quill and scroll. "So what do diamond dogs eat?"

15:43 Rover says, "Meat... animals..." He winces a bit. "Sometimes ponies... Though rarely."

15:45 Twilight blinks. "P-P-Ponies?!" Twilight stutters. Her face has a look of horror. "Why would you eat ponies?"

15:46 Rover says, "Hunger?" He shrugs. "We don't have a constant source of food in most packs." He gives his stomach. "Though... Apparently some ponies actually volunteer to take the trip under... special conditions."

15:49 Twilight looks changes to one of disbeleif. "Why would anypony ever volunteer to be eaten. Part of our deal was that you wouldn't lie to me Rover."

15:51 Rover says, "Not lying! Some ponies are just odd." He yawns a bit as he leans back, his mouth opening VERY wide and releasing his stale breath into the room. "Never had the pleasure myself. Sounds nice to have a pony I could eat from time to time..."

15:56 Twilight begins to get a little nervous around Rover. "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you staying in my house anymore. I think I'm starting to understand why we have no good records of diamond dog physiology and phsycology. I'm going to have to break off the deal." She says.

15:57 Rover raised an eyebrow. "What'd I do? I just answered your questions like we agreed!"

15:59 Twilight narrows her eyebrows. "Yes, but I'm not sure that its worth getting eaten over."

16:00 Rover says, "I never SAID I was going to eat you..." He seems fairly insulted, starting to sit up.

16:04 Twilight says, "Then I suppose you wont mind if I have Spike keep watch over you while I sleep tonight. I don't think I'll have a problem handling you while I'm awake." She decides kicking him out might be a little too hasty.

16:06 Rover growls a bit. "I'm not the one insulting a guest in their house!" Woah, woah, she appears to have pushed his buttons, might be a good idea to stop a confrontation before it starts...

16:09 Twilight narrows her eyes. "And I'm not a smelly Diamond dog who dreams about eating ponies!" she shouts back, escallating the situation.

16:10 Rover says, "You want me to be like that? Fine!" He pounces over the table at her in blind fury, pulling off his collar just beforehand.

16:12 Twilight falls back off her pillow as Rover tackles her, hitting her head on the floor. Hard. Her head begins to swim and she see begins seeing stars.

16:14 Rover pulls her up into his waiting maw, quickly enveloping her head and pushing into his throat. His breath smelled stale, and stank of digesting flesh and old, rotting meat, but at the same time his insides were comfortingly warm and soft. He starts forcing her down his throat before she can regain her senses. "Mmmmfff~"

16:18 Twilight barely registers it as her head enters Rovers mouth and in her daze does not protest. Saliva clings to her fur, and Rover's tongue wiggles beneath her jaw. Twilights nose scrunches instinctivly at the rancid smell.

16:19 Rover is fast.With a few quick shoves, Twilight's head is pressed into the canine's throat as he works over her body. He murrs happily, enjoying the flavor of the rare delicacy.

16:23 Twilights head continues to throb as she slowly comes to. A warm delightful sensation presses around her head and neck smearing it with slime. Twilight gags as she finally registeres the smell. She sits there still, trying to figure out what is going on.

16:25 Rover is slowly pushing her body into his maw. she was past the point of no return now. Twilight could make out a muffled thump-thump thump-thump coming from somewhere and a soft gurgling coming from below.

16:29 Twilight feels a swallow around her and hears the heartbeat. Suddenly she reailizes her situation, Rover was eating her just like she feared. Why hadn't she kicked him out as soon as he revealed his taste for ponies? Twlight feels her forelegs slidding into Rovers mouth scraping accross his teeth and begins to struggle. She trys to brace her rear legs against Rovers body and pull herself out.

16:31 Rover growled but didn't try to stop her, but quickly started swallowing again, easily making up for the lost ground and continuing to swallow her. "Mmmmm..."

16:36 Twilight squirms, but Rover's throat prooved too much for Twilight and all her efforts did was slow down the process. Twilight soon was swallowed so deep that her hind legs could no longer find purchase. Twilights head pressed through a tight hole into a more roomy chamber. The smell intensified imensly in there, causing twilight to begin wretch up her meal.

16:38 Rover tilted his head back and finished swallowing, sending Twilight all the way down and making his stomach bulge out in a noticeable pony shape. After releasing a loud BRAAAAAAAAAAP! he gets up and retrieves his collar, which he puts on. "Mmmm... Much better... You alright in there pony?"

16:41 Twilight spills out into Rovers stomach, the tight space causing her to curl up into a small ball. The stomach had already begun to produce its juices from Rovers meager meal earlier which surrounded Twilights lower half. "Let me out Rover!" she screamed as she wiggled about.

16:42 Rover says, "Why? So you can kick me out and end our deal? Uh-uh, you stay in there." He gives his stomach a pat. "At least til you apologize."

16:44 Twilight sighs. "I'm sorry for treating you badly and threatening to kick you out of the house. Please let me out and I won't break off our deal and I'll let you go home." The liquid surrounding her continues to grow deeper the longer she remains.

16:45 Rover says, "Alright alright, fine... one second..." He pulls off his collar and gets on all fours beginning to retch to try and cough Twilight up.

16:46 < Third> (Yep)

16:47 Rover continues to gag, butAfter a minute it becomes obvious nothing is going to come of it and Rover sighs, replacing his collar and sitting down. "Bad news pony, seems you're stuck in there for now. Hope you have a spell to keep you safe, or you're lunch." As if in response the stomach walls rub against Twilight in an almost caring fashion.

16:52 Twilight feels the stomach walls convulse around her violently, trying to force her out. Sadly, the tight space does not give Twilight enough room to manuever around so that either her head or hind legs are at the the valve blocking her exit. When Rover give up Twilight groans. Finally her head had stopped poundin and she could try some magic. A purple glow surounds Twilight and spread to Rover before both of them vanish and appear a few feet away, Twilight still stuck in Rover's stomach.

16:52 Rover blinks in surprise. "...Was that supposed to happen?"

16:55 Twilight gasps. "Oh Celestia!" Twilight shouts. "I forgot that spell works by contact. I don't know any spell that can help now." Twilight begins to cry, her knowledge having failed her.

16:56 Rover gives his stomach a comforting rub. "Sorry pony, that means you're lunch unless you survive the uh... process." He chuckles nervously. "Make yourself cozy though, maybe you can enjoy yourself."

16:59 Twilight squirms at the belly rub, not wanting his comfort but rather escape. Her fur begins to tingle as the stomach continues to fill up with acid, gurgling around her. The little air left in Rover's stomach was quickly becoming stale and her breathing became shallow.

17:01 Rover could feel her moving around inside him and moaned, in spite of the situation. It felt good. "Mmmm~ No worries, if you survive, I'll find a way to make it up to you~" He suddenly releases an even larger belch than before. "HUUUUUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! Aaaah..." He relaxes, rubbing his stomach happily as he feels his meal digesting.

17:04 Twilight feels the tingling becoming a burning sensation as Rover burps, letting the rest of the air leave her stomach. She thrashes about one final time, before going limp inside of him, passing out from lack of air. There Twilight became nothing more than a meal to the diamond dog and slow was turned into a nutrious sludge.

17:04 < Mana> (Want me to do a scatty epilogue?)

17:05 < Third> (I know you enjoy scat so go ahead. Its not something I care for, but its not a turnoff either.)

17:08 Rover had left ponyville in a hurrySeveral hours later, and well outside of Ponyville, Rover could feel what was left of Twilight reaching the end of the road as it were. He digs a good sized hole and squats over it before releasing a wet PFFFFRRRRT~ and dumping out the wet remains of the prize student of Celestia. Her body was completely unrecognizable as a pony save for a few stubbord bones sticking out of the mass. "Phew~ Hehe..." He gives his pudgy gut a pat. "Sorry about that pony, I'll be sure to keep you around with me though. You look good on my midsection."