Stats

The RP has a total of 21 lines, 1509 words, and 7903 characters.
The average line consists of 71.86 words that themselves average 4.24 characters taking about 5 minutes, 53 seconds.
Blueshift said a total of 10 lines, 655 words, and 3444 characters.
Blueshift's average line consists of 65.5 words that themselves average 4.26 characters taking about 6 minutes, 31 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 11 lines, 854 words, and 4459 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 77.64 words that themselves average 4.22 characters taking about 5 minutes, 16 seconds.

21:34 GyroFeather had invited the slightly smaller blue gryphon he' d met out around town to a dinner at his house. Of course, the gryphon was the only one who really was going to have a dinner. Blueshift was supposed to be fed, of course, but only so that he might have a more lovely dinner later that evening. Theformel had just arrived at his house, and he'd led her off to the dining room, where some food lurked, but then checked himself out to go to the bathroom before the meal begins. Of course, he accidentally left a little recipe out on one fo the side tables, where it detailed the best way to season a large bird. It was hand written, and seemed to include a gryphon on the pages.

21:41 Blueshift was walking to a nice looking seat when she passed the note. While the other gryphon was out of the room, she read it carefully to make sure her eyes weren't deceiving her. It was a curious thing to her. She'd once seen recipes that called for sapient beings. It was a rather grim book amongst some other rather grim goods. At least... It was grim to her before the day she got drunk and tasted the main ingredient for such a recipe. She took a seat, acting like she hadn't seen anything. It wasn't obvious to her just what to do, but she figured she could think of something.

21:43 < Blueshift> (She usually carries a saddlebag with useful items in it. She'd probably have some chloroform or something in there, given her habits. :p)

21:44 < GyroFeather> (her habbits? He's only number 3 though, right? 😛

21:46 GyroFeather makes his way back into the main room, smelling a whole lot nicer than he had only moments before when he'd greeted him at the door. He stalks on into the room. He brushes by Blueshift and leans in to her feathers, taking a long sniff. "Well, my dear, I'm glad you waited on me before starting dinner. I wanna make sure that you get yourself plenty ot eat this evening. He grabs a dish out of hte center and then drops a large turkey leg on her plate. "Still though, I insist my guests try everything before me, just to make sure its too their liking."

21:46 < Blueshift> (I'm sure after she took an interest in it she would start preparing.)

21:50 Blueshift shakes her head a bit and smiles politely. "Oh, that looks delicious, but... I try to avoid meat on the bone. The texture is a bit bothersome to me. Plus... I can't remember where it was but wasn't there some place where the host would eat first to show nothing is poisoned?" She finishes the sentence with a giggle and looks at her other options.

21:55 GyroFeather snorts at the smaller griffon and her insistence of him trying out the food first. With a shrug, he begins to debone the turkey leg as best as he can, and takes a couple bites of the food once he does so. "See, look, not poisoned or anything, how silly of you to think that," the bird says. He then heeps her some mashed potatoes, and a bunch of steamed greens. THe bird makes sure to take a taste of each of them, before he feeds her.

22:00 Blueshift giggles as he nibbles at everything before putting it on her plate. "I was just joking, you know. Who would poison the food, anyway? Then they can't enjoy it!" As soon as those words left her mouth, she became a bit less worried about the food. She still had to figure out how to turn this whole thing around on him. A few clever schemes went through her mind before she wondered... Would she be able to just straight up eat him? She had been working out to get rid of her previous additions to her plushie collection.

22:04 GyroFeather scoops himself a little to eat, but only really seems to pick at it for the most part. "Indeed, it'd be incredibly silly if I did." Gyro says with a snort. "Now, be sure to eat up plenty. I made lots of food here, and well, we wouldnt want any of it to go to waste between the two of us." He says, with a smile. If she didnt start eating soon, well, he'd have to just stuff that beak himself.

22:14 < GyroFeather> (liicc

22:19 Blueshift goes slow with her food, seeing how much is there for just two. She especially favored the potatoes, but still obviously enjoyed the greens. "Well, this aught to be easy enough. I've been... Slightly over eating lately, though. I don't know if I should."

22:29 GyroFeather chuckles at that comment and then moves over to run a talon down over her shoulder. He massages at her wings and examines her body, trying to resist the urge to lick over his beak. "Really now? You look like you've been keeping in great shape though." So close was he, she could smell his lovely preening oils. There's a slight glance out of the corner of his eye towards the rope decoration that lines the table.

22:35 < Blueshift> (It's almost tempting to just let him eat me~)

22:38 Blueshift can't help but smile as he compliments and massages her. "Well, I've been trying to work off the extra weight. Key word, trying." She hopes he's getting comfortable with her so that he might let his guard down. The massaging pulls her focus away from the meal, so she stops eating for the moment.

22:41 GyroFeather chuckles at her and nods his head, letting himself massage a little further donw her body. "I'd say its a little more than trying. You look like you're doing fantastic at it." The gryphon then steps towards the table and turns his back on her as he goes to refill her drink and her plate.

22:47 Blueshift politely waits for him to fill them up. "You're a lovely host! A dinner and a massage. Makes me want to come back here more often." She watches his rump quietly for a moment. An interesting plan pops into her head. She just needs a way to get him to fall into a little trap...

22:48 < GyroFeather> (Trap? need help setting it up?

22:51 < Blueshift> (Nah. I'm hoping he'll do something that was previously mentioned. You might see?)

22:54 GyroFeather chuckles at that and nods his head. "Yes, I'd love for you to be a somehwat permanant fixture of this house. You're quite the lovely guest~" The gryphon responds, with a chuckle. He grabs a couple other things off the table and brings them a little closer. He grabs a spoon and begins to move a large helping of potatoes towards her beak. "Here, cmon, and open up. Let me help you get fed~"

23:00 Blueshift smiles and giggles at that. "You're even going to spoon feed me? How could I say no to having you around forever?" She opens her beak with a bit of a smirk. All she needs now was to find a way to get both of his claws near her beak.

23:03 GyroFeather nods his head and then pushes the spoon towards her beak. Meanwhile he uses his other claw to scratch up underneath her chin, trying to get her to open up to take the next bite. "Indeed, hope you like the taste~ I've got plenty for you to eat!"

23:06 Blueshift gently rubs his wrists, actually enjoying herself quite a bit. It was a shame she has to end it at some point. Maybe just a few more seconds, she thinks. "Indeed, you do!" She opened her beak, gently grabbing the wrist of the claw scratching her chin, acting like he was just getting a better angle to rub it.

23:08 GyroFeather shovels i a couple more spoonfuls, mixing in the turky and greens along with the potatoes as he works to feed her. He feels her grasp his other claw, but shrugs his shoulders without getting it much thought. He closes his eyes and lets out a sigh, before licking his beak. Oh, he was really going to enjoy this treat.

23:13 Blueshift grabs his other wrist before plunging his claws into her beak. She closes it around them, holding tight as she reaches for his head to pull it in as well. Blue almost feels bad for ruining his fun when he looked so excited, but... She could tell by the look on his face that he planned to eat her. Hopefully that plan was ruined, now.

23:19 GyroFeather squawks as he suddenly finds his claws wrist deep in her beak, while her hot drool slathers over his claws. The bird drops the spoon instinctively, allowing it to slip down her gullet towards her crop. What was goin on here? He was going to eat her...Gyro doesnt react at first as she grapples onto his head, and then moments later, after being drawn towards the smelly beak, attempts to pull back. "W-what are you doing?"

23:22 < Blueshift> (Do you mind retakes of RPs?)

23:23 < GyroFeather> (Sure sometime)

23:24 Blueshift pushs his head towards her beak and mumbles around his claws. "Yuh were guhu eah me!" With that said, she swallows, sending his claws into her throat. A few more glks and gulps had him face to face with the sight the blue gryphon should have been seeing, but for now the tables were turned.

23:25 < Blueshift> (We should totes redo this were she either doesn't see the note or doesn't act on it. It would be lovely!)

23:25 < Blueshift> (Some other time, though.)

23:32 GyroFeather makes a face as his beak pushes down towards her smelly beak, and his heart sinks as he barely makes out her mumbled words. "N-no! Where do you get that?" In a moment, he's beak to beak with her, while he feels the walls of the gullet gripping down over his forelegs, massaging him down towards that slippery crop.

23:45 < GyroFeather> (Gonna have to pause for now