Failed Bar Games
One-Shot
9 August 2017
Stats
The RP has a total of 91 lines, 5342 words, and 29198 characters.The average line consists of 58.7 words that themselves average 4.47 characters taking about 2 minutes, 56 seconds.
Charizard Seven said a total of 2 lines, 15 words, and 76 characters.
Charizard Seven's average line consists of 7.5 words that themselves average 4.07 characters taking about 3 minutes, 47 seconds.
Charles Mouse said a total of 1 line, 27 words, and 134 characters.
Charles Mouse's average line consists of 27.0 words that themselves average 3.96 characters taking about 2 minutes, 38 seconds.
Chip Stilton said a total of 22 lines, 1536 words, and 8606 characters.
Chip Stilton's average line consists of 69.82 words that themselves average 4.6 characters taking about 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 18 lines, 1306 words, and 6926 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 72.56 words that themselves average 4.3 characters taking about 2 minutes, 49 seconds.
Kari Pasaresi said a total of 13 lines, 687 words, and 3741 characters.
Kari Pasaresi's average line consists of 52.85 words that themselves average 4.45 characters taking about 2 minutes, 1 seconds.
Nadia Martin said a total of 8 lines, 477 words, and 2584 characters.
Nadia Martin's average line consists of 59.63 words that themselves average 4.42 characters taking about 2 minutes, 13 seconds.
Naileah said a total of 1 line, 34 words, and 198 characters.
Naileah's average line consists of 34.0 words that themselves average 4.82 characters taking about 9 minutes, 54 seconds.
Skylar Stellarwing said a total of 26 lines, 1260 words, and 6933 characters.
Skylar Stellarwing's average line consists of 48.46 words that themselves average 4.5 characters taking about 3 minutes, 33 seconds.
18:38 Skylar Stellarwing pops in and takes a seat, showing off her wings for a few seconds, as usual for the bird.
18:40 Charizard Seven whistles at Skylar!
18:44 Skylar Stellarwing gives a wink and a nod to the Charizard before giggling just a tad to herself. She always enjoyed that kind of attention.
18:46 Chip Stilton replied belatedly (the player's mouse being mauled by a kitten...), he replied to the whale. "Pfft, please... There'd need to be an abundance of ladies for that to be the case." He nods over to the phoenix, grinning away. "And when there's hot stuff like this firework rocking up with her fancy wings, I have to hope and pray they've got a thing for rodents... or pocket sized vibrators really."
He waves along to Skylar, asking in cheeky fashion. "How'd the date with Box go?"
18:51 Charizard Seven nods back, with a rumble and a short puff of dark smoke
18:53 Skylar Stellarwing sports a slight blush before returning to a serious demeanor. "Oh, uh, it was fine" she says, trying to brush it off like it was nothing special. She then kicks her feet up on the table and looks over the rest of the room.
18:56 Chip Stilton nods along to that. "Oh. Fine, eh?" The rodent grinning, tail flicking behind his back. "Glad to see you're in one piece. I wouldn't be able to tease you over that 'very' fearsome threat that you passed my way." The stylishly dressed dormouse leaned back for a moment to stretch, still looking cocky as ever. "Had me awake all night worried about it..." He continued to joke, trying to hold back the chuckle.
19:06 Naileah gave a satisfied groan as she passed in through the bathroom, despite the act, the pretty soaps provided made her smell rather delightful as she was released back into the throng of public decorum
19:11 Chip Stilton 's nose twitched to a sniff, turning to the source of the aroma he detected from his place atop the bar. "Huh... A nice smell in this place. That's gotta be a first." A glance was cast between both ladies, before Chip remarked to the whale from before. "You wait for one bus and then loads turn up all at once..."
19:13 Skylar Stellarwing grumbles to herself and rolls her eyes. "Just don't push my buttons again, or I swear I will!" she insists, making an 'I'm-watching-you' gesture towards the Dormouse. She then turns back to face elsewhere before abruptly turning back and repeating the same gesture, but quicker.
19:15 Chip Stilton raises his hand up as if to add a crucial point. "Skylar. Are you, or are you not, a lesbian, by inclination and desire?" He continued to grin, clearly enjoying his opportunity for mischief.
19:16 Chip Stilton would note that he'd have blinked curiously at the suitably hilarious gesture, before raising said hand.
19:16 Skylar Stellarwing squints her eyes as she pauses before answering. "Yes."
19:17 Chip Stilton nods along, appearing quite genuine in doing so. "And the idea of a man's penis anywhere near your beak is... well just awful and gross, surely?" Chip slips his tail between his legs and allows the tip to droop for comical effect, the rodent even going so far as to stroke the 'shaft' to really get the point across.
19:18 Skylar Stellarwing rolls her eyes again and groans as she sees the gesture. "Yes, yes it is."
19:20 Chip Stilton 's grin grows all the wider as he releases his tail to a more natural state behind him. The trademark flicking betraying his enjoyment of the moment. "So... when I feel confident around you, it's not so much that I don't know you're a very scary, deadly avian predator in capability." He coughs awkwardly, attempting to prevent himself from laughing. "It's just that... I feel very confident that until the day I come in here as a woman, I'm relatively safe from your gorgeous gut."
19:23 Charles Mouse shows up, humming to himself as he takes a nice little lean against a salt shaker. The mouse seems to be in a pretty good mood today.
19:23 Skylar Stellarwing sighs as she thinks about that. "You'd be right if you said it made me less interested in eating men, but when one pisses me off JUUUUST enough, I can overlook said... Difficult parts" she says, before stretching a bit. "So yes, you'll have to work pretty hard to get me to that point. But you've pushed it before!" she adds.
19:26 Chip Stilton steals a glance again to the phoenix. "If I buy you a drink, will that help me balance out the cheekiness for you?"
19:27 < Skylar Stellarwing> (Bah, net blipped)
19:29 Skylar Stellarwing grumbles for a moment. "Yes... That would be the time..." she says. The bird keeps her severe expression for a bit before suddenly perking up. "A drink, you say? Well, absolutely" she says with a smile.
19:32 Chip Stilton shook his head and then turned to Skylar. "Honestly, I was mostly trying to get him to pounce on you, rather than anything else. I'm an instigator. I instigate things!" A chuckle broke out from the rodent before he took out his fully functioning, yet spec of a contactless card. "Well, in order to barter my life, I'll quench your first, rather than sate your hunger?"
19:38 Skylar Stellarwing nods. "Ahh, yes, I can respect that, I suppose. Instigating can be quite entertaining" she says. "A good trade, I'd say" she says. "I typically just do a nice ol' Rum and Coke, but I'm fine with most things."
19:47 Chip Stilton looked next upwards to Skylar, his reply cast soon after waving his arm to the bar staff present, who'd nodded and prepared the drink that Skylar requested. "Kraken and coke then. It's delicious if you haven't had it before. Utterly love this stuff."
He continued to grin and elected to whisper up to the phoenix, ensuring that only she, he and Charles could hear. [sub]"Just for the record... you're definitely joking right? I mean, you wouldn't really ... I think Nadia would, but not you."[/sub] Chip chuckled lightly and placed his card over the reader to pay for his goods.
19:50 Skylar Stellarwing took a first sip. "Nope, hadn't tried it before. Good choice, it seems" she said with a smile. After the whisper, she responded in a similarly low tone. [sub]"Nah, probably not"[/sub] she said, emphasizing 'probably,' a snicker following afterward. [sub]"Although, that gives me a good idea. I can just feed you to her, instead!"[/sub]
19:56 Gyro Feather struts on into the bar with his chest puffed up proudly as he makes his way over to one of the seats at the bar. HE orders his usual fruit martini and turns to survey the crowd with a grin upon his beak. The bird looked a little paunch today, with his belly hanging beneath him a couple more inches than usual.
19:56 Chip Stilton speaks up to that. "You really should. Best spiced rum I know." Then he perked his hear up to listen to her reply, his smile growing as she spoke. An equally mischievous look to him. "Surely it'd count as a threesome if you took her to bed afterwards? And with a straight man!" He chuckled along, head shaking to entertain the very, very silly conversation at hand. "I miss this."
20:00 Skylar Stellarwing chuckles a bit and smiles. "I suppose that makes sense~" she says before letting out a lengthy yawn. The bird sees Gyro pop into the room and waves over towards him.
She then adds in to Chip and Charles' comments. "Yeah, just havin' fun."
20:03 Gyro Feather catches Skylar's eye and smiles at her. He gets off the seat where he'd been sitting and makes his way over towards the formel, before soon noticing the little party she seemed to be having at her table. The gryphon takes a seat with them and takes another sip of his drink before setting it down with a thunk. "Hiya Skylar, chip and...I dont think I know you...I'm gyro," he says in turn to each of them.
20:08 Skylar Stellarwing gives Gyro a somewhat teasing rub on the head combo'd with a funny look at him to greet him. She then sips down another good bit of her drink, seeming to enjoy it as it starts to hit her a little bit. "So, you look a little... Bigger, today, hmm?" she teases.
20:12 Kari Pasaresi quietly walked into the club. The bird wasn't dressed up to be fancy tonight; black spaghetti strap top, short pleated skirt, and some knee-highs that had the kind of striping she thought was scute.
20:12 Gyro Feather pushes his head up into her hand, leatting her stroke into his feathers and elliciting a coo. "Hmmm perhaps a bit bigger...still not fully come down off an otter I ate the other day. Those fatty water rats just seem to linger it seems." He flicks his tail and curls it around the barstool beneath. "And no, that does not mean that I've been fattening myself up for you," he says, preempting any teases.
20:16 Skylar Stellarwing perks up to notice the new birdie in the room, sending a wink and a wave her way. Definitely quite the cutie, perhaps one to get to know better. "An otter you say? Heh, can't imagine how that would taste" she responds, leaning back before taking another couple of sips. "Oh, such a disappointment~" she responds with a chuckle following.
20:19 Chip Stilton turned over to the entrance of Kari, the mouse whistling up to Skylar, before pointing over. "Oi, check her out..." A grin on his features as he turned left and right. "Is there an Avian event page on Muzzlebook that I don't know about? You all seem to pop up at once." Chip didn't put two and two together on who that otter most likely was, given his recent appearances... which was probably for the best.
Electing to tease Skylar further, the rodent whistles out to the new avian, pointing over to Skylar. "My friend thinks your hot by the way!"
20:20 Kari Pasaresi caught the tail end of Skylar's wink and wave. Her chest feathers bristled through her top as she gave a less-subtle shiver than she intended. With a bit more red in her cheek she returned the wave, then ducked into a booth of her own, seeing how Skylar seemed to be surrounded at the moment.
20:22 Gyro Feather offers a wave to the new bird as well as she appears. "Hmm she's quite the thing to look at isnt she. I wonder if she tastes as good as she looks." he mutters to the group, then after chip calls out, he adds, "Well if she doesnt, then I do~ Come join us if you'd like~" The gryphon calls out, before turning his attention back towards the grup. "Ya, I never quite caught his name...but he had a bit of a fishy taste to him. All that oil I think."
20:25 Skylar Stellarwing blushes a tad and slams a fist on the table. "Chip!!" she calls out, glaring at him. [sub]"You're such a dick.."[/sub] she says, rolling her eyes before nudging him. Regardless, she does contemplate paying Kari a visit.
20:29 Chip Stilton looked on and over to Kari with a chuckle, the fists slamming down behind him send a cold, chilling reminder of their size difference into Chip, who leaps up with a squeak, before calming once she rolled her eyes and nudged him. "What!? I was just seeing how she'd react." He looks over to the blue bird once more. "She's totally into you. Go wiggle your money maker over towards her and make sweet, sweet... songs together."
He pauses for a moment, letting that sink in. "Get it? It's because you're birds and you ... err... sing?"
It wasn't a good joke. Not a good joke at all.
20:33 Gyro Feather breaks out into a laugh as the drinks jostle on the table, and then reaches over to tussle Skylar's hair. "Awww, does the site of a cute little bird get you all riled up?" The gryphon then casts a sidelongs glance at the rodent on the table and his terrible joke. "Uhh huhh...Well if she's into me and skylar...one can only assume that she must have a fear of mice. Perhaps if skylar and I each took one of you, she'd see fit to grace us with her presence," he bird responds coyly, tracing his tongue over his beak. He elbows the bird beside him and askes, "So...what do you think skylar?"
20:36 Kari Pasaresi let out a little giggle from her booth. For the moment content to simply listen to the banter from the other table.
20:39 Chip Stilton turned to look towards Gyro, a brow raised. "Fear of mice?" His tail rising up to scratch his back. "I thought that was limited to elephants alone? Speaking of which, not a single one of those buggers has been frightened of me... I've even put on my war-face and everything. Not so much as a flinch from them."
20:39 Chip Stilton clocks it, looking at himself and then the shy Kari. "Oh... I get it... Well then. You pair of tarts should go over and get your collective flutter on."
20:46 Skylar Stellarwing seems to take note of the girl's apparent desire to not be bothered and just gives another wink for now. She then turns back to Gyro. "Aww, do we have to...? I'm really more of a Pizza kind of gal.." she pouts. "I guess I could hold one down at least."
20:51 Gyro Feather snickers at the bird, shaking his head. "Oh, come now, you cant tell me that you've never had mice on a pizza before? They're oh so nice and squirmy~" He coos. Then to chip he says with a snort, "Well...I'm not so sure that she's all that interested in us at the moment." The gryphon does, however, flag down a waiter and have them deliver a fruity drink to Kari's table.
20:56 Chip Stilton clocked the topic of their conversation. The rodent's tail flicking to the side, his head turning with it. "You two are terrible. Besides, Skylar and I have an arrangement on which bird we're allowing to gobble me up and she's no where to be seen." He grinned broadly, feeling quite cocky right now. "Now you've got me craving pizza..."
20:58 Kari Pasaresi quietly watched the other birds from her booth. Seemed like it was quite the flock tonight. Seeing how Gyro and Skylar kept shooting her glances, the little budgy slipped out of her booth, strolled over to the table they shared, and placed her feathers on the back of one of the seats. "This seat taken?" She chirped.
21:03 Chip Stilton not only waves, but gives off a wolf whistle to the passing bun and all her curvaceous form. His eyes glancing up to the approaching Kari, before turning between both Skylar and Gyro alike. "You pulled a bird." Said with his cockney accent, put on for extra effort.
21:05 Skylar Stellarwing shakes her head as Kari comes up and asks. "Of course not, have a seat!~" she says, reaching her hand out to shake the other bird's. "The name's Skylar, if you haven't heard" she says, finishing off her drink. "Mm, but yeah... Never had a Pizza with mice. That would sully the flavor of pure, delicious Pizza!" after that comment, she looks back to Kari. "Mm, anyway-- What brings you here, cutie?"
21:07 Gyro Feather offers the seat beside him to Kari with a smile, pulling it out for her. "Yes, go on and take a seat, and dont mind chip there...he's just had a bit too much to drink I think." Speaking of which, the gryphon turns to his pink concoction and empties the rest of it into his beak. "And my name is Gyro, what's yours?" He chirps out. He shrugs his shoulders at Skylar. "Ehh, to each their own I think, but you'r emissing out. They do make sure the mice are nice and well cleaned."
21:08 Chip Stilton starts at those words. "SULLY!?!?" He turns his head towards her, narrowing his eyes. "My name is Chip Stilton! I've got cheese in the bloody name! How can you tell me I wouldn't make a pizza taste bloody epic with my little, delicious ass!"
He points over to Gyro. "Precisely!" And then pauses... considering the case he's making here...
21:10 Gyro Feather raises an eyebrow at chip and his rather...odd claim. He then attempts to lift up the little bugger and deposit him into Skylar's drink. "I think this guy will even improve the taste of the rum. Just be careful not to gulp him down...unless you want to."
21:10 Kari Pasaresi seemed overwhelmed at first from the attention of the pair. She gave Skylar's hand a gentle shake and slid smoothly into the offered seat beside Gyro. "I'm Kari," she said, answering one question, "and this is my first time here. Just seeing what it's like," she added as an answer to the second. She had a feeling she knew what others were there for, and it's description tended to fit people like her well enough to get them to try and fit her into them. Though she had a feeling this Chip person would be the first to go in any case.
21:15 Skylar Stellarwing seemed disgusted with Gyro as he did that. "Hey! You don't mess with a girl's drink! That's rule #1 of... Like... Not getting punched in the face!" she calls in frustration. Though, she does decide to entertain the idea at the very least... Making sure to swirl the little mouse around in the cup for a good 10 seconds or so before taking a sip. "...Meh, not bad, not perfect either, though" she commented, finishing off the drink. "Hrm... Don't want to waste the alcohol, though.." she says before picking up the mouse in her beak and sucking on him for a second before dropping him back on the table.
21:18 Chip Stilton 's eyes widen as Gyro plucks him up, the dormouse's fists swinging to punch the hand that held him, but swiping at the air alone as he's lifted up and aloft, before being dropped down into the fizzing liquid, currently looking very, very annoyed, his white t-shirt stained brown with the sugary drink, whilst thankfully the rest of his outfit simply looks drenched. "Gyro!!! You cheeky bas-" He growled as his feet kicked in the drink, the rodent looking over to Gwen as she chuckled away. "Okay, point proven... your drink is now delicious... Get me out of here."
The swirling begins, Chip's little head turning to the hand that caused the motion, then to the beak venturing down to sip, a beak he'd found common ground with. "Skylar... do not indulge these perverts... Skylar... SKYLAR!" His hands rose up as the beak came down to surround him, his hands wrapping around the tongue, trying to hold it as he was suckled upon like a gobstopper, only to be dropped down on the table moments after, looking, well ... like a drowned rat, his fur in particular, fluffed up and outwards by the phoenix's suckling. "... I need better friends ... "
21:19 Kari Pasaresi watched the whole drink adventure with a little smile, or as much of a smile as a beak could manage. Once the rodent was safely back on the table she let out a little giggle, barely hidden by the back of her hand. "Worse friends would have swallowed."
21:20 Skylar Stellarwing chuckles to herself for a few moments. "Oh, believe me, I thought of it. But I wanted to put the fear in him, make him worry I might actually do it next time~"
21:21 Nadia Martin fluttered into the bar and immediately noticed the red feathers of her girlfriend. She asked the bartender for the delicious taste of a Coca-Cola classic, then sat down next to Skylar and the others. "Good evening, everyone!" she said before giving the phoenix a kiss on the cheek
21:21 Gyro Feather scoffs, offering, "Oh come now, you wouldnt hit such a pretty thing as me would you? It'd make such a poor impression on Kari I think, and you might scare her off." His grin then spreads as skylar gives a taste of the drink though, and he beams, nudging her side. "She just doesnt want to admit that I"m right~" He points out to Kari as an asside. "Anyways, have you heard about the sort of goings on here? Dont worry though, Skylar and I will protect you from the others."
21:23 Gyro Feather gasps as Nadia joins them and waves a claw at her. "Ahh Nadia, so good of you to join us. This here is Kari. She's new here," he says, indicating towards the other pretty pink and blue bird at the table.
21:24 Skylar Stellarwing smiles a bit and gets up to hug Nadia and pull up a seat for her right next to hers. "Hey, gorgeous!!" she calls, giggling a bit. "This is Nadia" she says to Kari. "Cute, Gyro" she says, turning to the Gryph. "Doesn't make me want to punch you any less, I'm sure Kari will understand, right?" the bird asks, jokingly. "Mm, and Chip, sorry about that, but I wasn't about to waste good alcohol, you know?"
21:25 Kari Pasaresi gave a shy little wave at the other bird who joined the table. It'd be a lie to say her mind hadn't fluttered off to all sorts of places, but for the moment her body was seated firmly at the table, casually dressed and relaxed. "Hm?" She asked as her mind was pulled back to join them at the table by Skylar's question. "Oh yes, totally understandable." She chirped, assuming that was the correct answer.
21:27 Chip Stilton shakes his head at Gwen. Sexy, yet deadly bun as ever. A look up to Kari, nodding along. "True enough." Turning to Skylar next. "Well, thank you. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did... Cheeky buzzard." Then he caught that voice, his eyes opening wide in panic as he looked to the approaching falcon. [sub]"Oh wank..."[/sub] Thankfully, he was distracted by Skylar's words. "Oh, no problem mate. I think I trust you in that department plenty... Sorry for... grabbing your tongue, I guess?"
21:27 Nadia Martin waves to the new bird, grinning happily. "It's nice meeting you! How long have you known these two here? I hope they're not giving you too much trouble," she jokes, winking to Skylar. "How are you liking the Gullet?"
21:31 Chip Stilton brushes himself down, removing that black shirt of his, atop the white t-shirt, the dormouse rinsing it out before the group, before attempting to slowly break away from them before formerly expressed ideas come to pass, one careful step away taken before another. The birds chirping together proving a suitable cover.
21:35 Gyro Feather waves off Skylar's threat and catches chip leaving out of the corner of his eye, but doesnt bother say anything, as he's far too interested in this new company. "Us trouble? Nah, if anything, she's the one giving me trouble, coming in here and stealing my color scheme~" He teases the new bird.
21:37 Skylar Stellarwing yawns a bit and stretches out, moving away for a second to grab another drink, ordering the same thing she got last time. She makes her way back and sits down once more. Once she's back, she looks back and forth to figure out where Chip went. "Hey, did the little bugger run off on us? I was only kidding about feeding him to Nadia [sub]probably![/sub]" she says before looking back to the Falcon. "Oh, I'm always causing trouble~"
21:39 Kari Pasaresi giggled and shook her head at Nadia. "Just met and I just got here. Though they seem nice, and so does this place." She said before she gasped and put a hand over her breast. "But what did I do?" She chirped out at Gyro.
21:39 Chip Stilton was tip-toeing away, closer to the edge of the bar, though Skylar's words did provoke a pinch of hesitation in the rodent. "See, there's that probably!" His cover blown, pointing over. "It's all fine and well if she doesn't, but if she does... where does that leave me?" He joked, running his fingers through his wet fur, styling his hair to a spike.
21:42 Nadia Martin finishes her soda, giggling noisily at Gyro's comment. "I guess Skylar and I are the most unique birds around," she jokes in good fun. "Really though, Kari, don't be afraid of any of the folks here. I would say we don't bite, but... let me just say that bunch of us may eat people, but we're still friendly enough!" She turns her head suddenly, noticing Chip. "Oh, don't worry about me for now, Chip. I already had lunch."
21:43 Gyro Feather laughs at the budgie, shaking his head. "I'm only joshing you, I promise. Though I think it is true that were one of us to eat the other, on color alone they might wonder who cam out on top." The gryphon stretches his wing out and brushes it slightly against the back of the other bird, while his tail flicks behind him.
21:52 Skylar Stellarwing chuckles to herself some before sipping more from her drink. "Mmm... I wouldn't be surprised if you end up down someone's throat tonight though, with those looks about you. Just being honest" she admits, some of the alcohol clearly showing through her openness.
21:55 Kari Pasaresi listened to the other three birds banter about, more chirping and song to anyone else but easily followed words to her. She was about to ask the obvious question of 'who here was a predator,' when Skylar's words derailed her thoughts. She bristled, feathers rising up through the cut of her shirt. "A-and what makes you say that?" She asked, trying hard not to sound shocked or excited. "Speaking from experience?"
22:01 Gyro Feather chuckles deeply and runs his wings further up Kari's back. "Oh, I think its less from any experience, and more because Skylar cant help but stare as anyone disapears into a belly, especially a beak. You should have seen how flustered she was this one time I got ahold of another bird," gyro explains, flicking his tail back and forth. "I think she secretly wants to gurgle away to another bird sometime."
22:02 Skylar Stellarwing yawns just a bit before speaking back up. "Hmm? Oh, no experience-- If I had been eaten, how would I be here?!" she said, conveniently hiding her Phoenix heritage for the time being. "But yeah, uh, cuties are usually the first ones to go. I'm just like, lucky, and stuff." She then blushes hard as Gyro talks about her potential desires. "Hey, shut up! That's... That's definitely not true! 100%!" she protests.
22:03 Nadia Martin chuckled and put her arm around Skylar. "Anyone who comes here often enough runs the risk of ending up in someone's belly, but that's part of the fun! You never know when your last visit might be your last. Then again, who knows when you'll find a tasty dinner either?" she explains to Kari. "Oh, Skylar's quite the fearsome predator! She even digested my wife a few months back," she said, poking her in the belly.
22:05 Kari Pasaresi hardly noticed Gyro's wandering hand for her rapt attention on Nadia's. It was rude to stare, true, but she couldn't help but glue her attention on Skylar's belly. "Really? Is that true?" She said without bothering to qualify which statement she was talking about. Truth was she wasn't even sure herself. Perhaps all of them.
22:09 Gyro Feather steadily gets up from his chair as his advances are unnoticed and perches his claws up on the back of Kari's chair, casting a shadow over her. "You know, Nadia's claimed that a couple times...but I still think its more likely that she's just trying to help her girlfriend here get some rep. The bird then looks down at Kari's scalp and licks across the soft feathers. "You know Skylar, if you were able to prevent yourself from getting all hot and flustered every time a bird disapeared, i'd believe you more~"
22:15 Skylar Stellarwing grumbled and glared at Gyro. "It really happened!! I digested her, like... 2 months ago! She was fuckin' delicious!" she insisted, crossing her arms. "...Not that I do that a lot, but I made an exception... She was too cute to pass up, she practically threw herself at me~" she teased.
22:18 Nadia Martin glared at the gryphon. "Yeah, Gyro! I was there and I saw it happen! Just because we both get excited to see someone melt away doesn't mean Skylar can't enjoy a meal of her own every once in a while! It's not nice to spread lies about a woman!"
22:20 Kari Pasaresi was listening intently to the banter, and even shuddered when Gyro got up and stood so imposingly behind her. Then she felt his tongue on her head. Quietly she slipped out of her seat and took the one next to Skylar. "She ate your wife?" She chirped at Nadia, leaning over to get a better view of the bird on the other side of Skylar. "And you're okay with it?" She sounded more curious than anything else.
22:23 Gyro Feather looks back and forth between Nadia and skylar as he contemplates the taste of Kari's feathers on his tongue. He frowns as Kari get's up and moves to station himself once more behind her, but this time is grip moves up to the bird's shoulders and he says, "Well...how about a wager then. If Skylar can get through me gulping down this morsel here without dripping all over her chair, then...well maybe I'll let her prove she's a such a predator as she says, and have me...and...otherwise, well I think you'll have to join her. I'm sure Nadia will assist in making sure the other pays their dues, right Nadia?"
22:25 Skylar Stellarwing chuckles to herself and nods her head. "Oh, she was MORE Than okay with it. I think she likes me better now~" she said, before kissing the Falcon on the cheek. "Wait, what? Uh-- I-" she said, getting flustered for a moment. She knew it'd be pretty damn hard for her to take Gyro down especially with another meal down his gullet. "Well... I don't think you could fit two in there anyway, hmm?"
22:26 Kari Pasaresi wriggled out of Gyro's grasp and fluttered over to a different booth.
22:27 Nadia Martin nods eagerly in response to Kari's question. "Yeah, she sure did! Swallowed her and digested her until she was all gone! A three of us had already talked about it and decided together it was something that we wanted to do. It was a really nice time for all of us! I got a cool show and Skylar got a nice meal!" she said, cuddling up close on the phoenix's other side. "I sure do like you more like this..." She grinned at Gyro's proposal. "Well, I think it's a cool idea, but honestly there's no way Skylar would win that bet," she said bluntly.
22:30 Kari Pasaresi retrieved a drink for herself and settled back into a booth for herself. The two birds were cute and fun, but she wasn't exactly open to being used as a prop for their game.
22:33 Gyro Feather loses his balance as what was going to be his meal suddenly pulls herself out of his grasp. His wings flare and there's a rather comical display of spastic flailing before he manages to regain himself. WIth a flustered look back at Kari and then towards teh two other girls, he gives a nervous chuckle. "Looks...like our toy flew the nest before we got a chance to enjoy it..."
22:37 Skylar Stellarwing smirks a bit, chuckling softly as Gyro loses his catch. "Hah, smooth moves, Gyro. Guess you're going hungry tonight~" she says, kicking her legs back up on the table. "Can't win every time, can ya?"
22:38 Gyro Feather lets out a soft groan and settles back into his chair with a huff, puffing his feathers out. "She was probably gamey anyways. Had that look about her and all." The gryphon still stares despondently at his empty glass, sighing.
22:51 Skylar Stellarwing yawned a bit to herself before looking back and forth between Gyro and Nadia. "Well, uh... You could eat Nadia, I guess" she offered, casually.
22:53 Nadia Martin looked rather surprised by the suggestion, sitting straight upright in her spot. "S-Skylar! We were just talking about you being the prey, not me," she chuckled nervously, looking between the other two avians.
22:56 Gyro Feather casts a glance up at the pair of them, though his head still rests low against the table. "Hmmm I think either of yall would do just fine really. How about we come up with a little game to determine who fills my belly and who feeds me?"
23:03 Nadia Martin smiles cheerfully. "Oh, I love games! I bet I'll win!" she said, before pausing a moment and narrowing her eyes at Gyro. "Wait, what do I have to gain in joining this game in the first place? Who ever said either one of us had to be your dinner?"