Stats

The RP has a total of 23 lines, 508 words, and 2761 characters.
The average line consists of 22.09 words that themselves average 4.44 characters taking about 1 minutes, 56 seconds.
Gypsy said a total of 10 lines, 256 words, and 1397 characters.
Gypsy's average line consists of 25.6 words that themselves average 4.46 characters taking about 1 minutes, 48 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 13 lines, 252 words, and 1364 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 19.38 words that themselves average 4.41 characters taking about 2 minutes, 2 seconds.

09:36 Gyro Feather makes lewd eyes at gypsy!

09:36 Gypsy_ makes lewd motions in kind.

09:37 Gyro Feather leans forward and nibbles their ears

09:37 < Gypsy_> Now now, no making nibble promises to a mare ya can't keep.

09:38 Gyro Feather licks along the inside anyways! "I can taste even if I cant eat!"

09:38 Gypsy_ ponders this. "This is true... and I'm going to choose to take it out of context."

09:42 Gyro Feather tries to licke the stripes right off of her

09:42 Gypsy_ pushes back. "Nooo, then I would be just a boring pone!"

09:43 Gyro Feather snorts and topples backwards, looking over her between his legs. "Uh huh...you boring?"

09:44 < Gypsy_> I would be if I didn't have stripes... they are the source of my power afterall.

09:47 Gyro Feather tilts his head to his side and breaks out the clippers

09:49 Gypsy_ wavers her hooves in the air in a mock-attempt at seeming spooky. "Staaay back, or, or I'll... curse you, or something!"

09:50 Gyro Feather snrks at that and then rolls to his feet, approaching her. "Curse huh? what sorts of curses do you have in there? You know I"m already cursed anyways."

09:53 Gypsy_ blinks, tapping at her chin in thought. "Oh, well... uhm, off the top of my head? I mean, maybe could make you more of a duck griffon? Oh, or a penguin one!"

09:54 Gyro Feather flips on the buzzer as he gets almost near enough to touch her, grinning. "Uh huh...you sound like you're bluffing!" He reaches forward towards her fur with the loud instrament

09:57 Gypsy_ does what comes naturally in a moment of fright for an equine, turning herself about and bucking her hind legs towards the trimmer. "Nooo!"

10:00 Gyro Feather squawks as the trimmer flies out from his claws and tumbles towards him. It grazes his chest leaving a light indentation where his down is trimmed. "H-hey! That's no fair!"

10:01 Gypsy_ turns back to face the peacock with a huffy, puffed face. "Coming from the one that was threatening to shave my stripes off?"

10:04 Gyro Feather reaches down to pick up the razor and then pouces on top of her, bringing the razor to bare. "Well you'll pay for it!"

10:07 Gypsy_ thumps back and immediately scrambles her hooves, all trying to get a secure enough placement to try and push the catbird off. "Nooooooo, nonono stop stop please!"

10:09 Gyro Feather lands on her and secures his grip on the zebra, and brings the clippers down against one of her stripes. "How many do I have to cut off before you cant curse me?"

10:11 Gypsy_ /me whines as the clippers leave a, not exactly a bare spot, but arather clear rectangle down the length of the stripe, only making her try and kick harder. "I'm just a fortune teller... I can't do curses!"

10:12 Gyro Feather oofs and tumbles off of her this time with his clippers tumbling away from him. "Still you should let me do experiemnts on you! Maybe if I render a zebra powerless this curse goes away."

10:16 Gypsy_ immediately sits up and twists herself to try and look at the rectangular patch now along her side, huffing again before snapping a glare across. "Most curses are because you did something bad and have to fix it to get it removed... trying to fix a curse by doing more wrong is like putting out a fire with oil!"

10:19 Gyro Feather snorts and picks up the clippers, hurls it at her face and then dashes off.

10:19 < Gyro Feather> [sub]I gots to go[/sub]

10:19 < Gyro Feather> hope that was a fun diversion

10:20 < Gypsy_> Not to worry