Failing to Catch a Bug
One-Shot
24 March 2017
Stats
The RP has a total of 17 lines, 569 words, and 2943 characters.The average line consists of 33.47 words that themselves average 4.17 characters taking about 3 minutes, 55 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 6 lines, 254 words, and 1261 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 42.33 words that themselves average 3.96 characters taking about 4 minutes, 19 seconds.
Speculo said a total of 11 lines, 315 words, and 1682 characters.
Speculo's average line consists of 28.64 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 3 minutes, 44 seconds.
20:00 Gyro Feather puts a cage around the changeling! No you arent!
20:04 Speculo "Nooo! Let me go you dumb bird. Oh wait." After a plume of green fire rises up over the changeling a small Speck slips through the bars before blowing a raspberry at Gyro
20:05 < Gyro Feather> wow rude!
20:09 Speculo "Hey, you are the one that put me in a cage." His voice was higher pitch in his mouse sized form
20:11 Gyro Feather darts over to him and tries to snatch him up in his talons. He'd ensure this bug ends up in some sort of cell.
20:12 Speculo swuirms and pops out from between Gyro's claws landing on top of his beak after trying to jump away as Gyro instinctively tried to put him back in his clutches "Hey"
20:13 < System> [user]Gyro Feather[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]26[/b]
20:14 < Speculo> (why a d88? seems like a random number :p)
20:15 < Gyro Feather> (ate ate :P
20:15 < Speculo> (lol, I like it
20:15 < Gyro Feather> (Just like th silly vore day thing :P)
20:19 < Gyro Feather> why you no roll?
20:19 < Speculo> (oh, I thought you were going with high/low
20:19 < System> [user]Speculo[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]47[/b]
20:22 Gyro Feather squawks as he suddenly has a tiny changeling on his beak. He had attempted to open his mouth to snatch him up, but was just a hair to slow to do so. The gyrphon instead brings both his claws up in an attemtp to snatch the bug off of there.
20:23 Speculo giggles "You slow bird, whats wrong? Can't catch a fly buzzing around your face?" Speck was getting cocky and tried to fly around Gyro's head to avoid being brought back into his claws.
20:23 < System> [user]Speculo[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]76[/b]
20:31 < System> [user]Gyro Feather[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]25[/b]
20:31 < Gyro Feather> At this rate speculo is gonna get away or somehow turn the tables on him xP
20:32 < Gyro Feather> my luck is awful today!
20:32 Speculo Speck swishes around Gyro's head and pulls on Gyro's head feathers
20:32 < Speculo> (Except Speck is an idiot. He is going to pretty much just mess with Gyro until he gets caught, but Gyro is going to become more taunted as this goes on~
20:33 Gyro Feather lets out a loud growl as he feels the bug pulling on his feathers, one of them even coming out in his mouth as he slaps the air for the changeling who buzzes around him. "Gah, you stupid bug, get yourself away from me," he calls out, swiping at his head.
20:34 Speculo pulls out Gyro's feathers flying back after they pop out of his skin.
20:35 < System> [user]Speculo[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]28[/b]
20:38 < System> [user]Gyro Feather[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]20[/b]
20:40 Speculo Speck flies back barely missing the talons of the bird. "Hah, what are you aiming at? Jeeze, how did I let you catch me before? You are as graceful as a gobbling turkey." Speck pulled forward and threw the feathers in Gyro's eyes.
20:45 Gyro Feather hisses as he finds his feathers fluttering donw upon his beak, and as speck moves back away from him some, he arches up and pounces in the air, to tackle the bug to the ground, and yet, he misses pitifully. Oh how the bird longed to be a unicorn again.
20:47 Speculo flew down and stomped on Gyro's exposed gut as the gryphon fell back after missing his mark. "Please, you are like a cat chasing a laser pointer. Pretty apropriate as you are half pussy."
20:50 < System> [user]Gyro Feather[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]50[/b]
20:51 < System> [user]Speculo[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]54[/b]
20:52 Speculo Speck landed hard right on Gyro's kidney sending pain up through his body and shaking his bladder
20:56 Gyro Feather slaps his tail to his side, in an attempt to pin the changeling between that and his feathers, holding him closeto his body, only to wince as while he did manage to hit the bug, he managed to hurt himself in the process from the powerful thwack, and in his recoul he lets the bug go. "Gah fuck you so hard. I'm going to tear all your little limbs off."
20:59 Speculo moves up to Gyro's beak to kick him in retaliation for being thwapped with his tail. "You wish, you couldn't catch a slug let alone me."
20:59 < System> [user]Speculo[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]38[/b]
21:01 < System> [user]Gyro Feather[/user] rolls 1d88: [b]12[/b]
21:03 Speculo his hoof lands a clean hit on Gyro's beak as Gyro felt like he was just upercutted by a child. Not jaw breaking but hurt like hell. Speck turned around and lifted his tail infront of Gyro's face "Why don't you give my ass a kiss? Maybe then you could actually touch me."
21:05 < Speculo> (The dice are not on your side today. Well Gyro is going to be piiiiiiised by the time he actually catches Speck
21:13 < Gyro Feather> (I gotta run off actually maybe we'll continue later
21:13 < Speculo> (Ok, but I like the idea of angry torture vore
21:13 < Speculo> (see you later