Why Birds Shouldn't Like Snakes
One-Shot
8 March 2017
Stats
The RP has a total of 32 lines, 842 words, and 4751 characters.The average line consists of 26.31 words that themselves average 4.64 characters taking about 1 minutes, 53 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 16 lines, 587 words, and 3282 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 36.69 words that themselves average 4.59 characters taking about 2 minutes, 20 seconds.
Slizzeta said a total of 16 lines, 255 words, and 1469 characters.
Slizzeta's average line consists of 15.94 words that themselves average 4.76 characters taking about 1 minutes, 28 seconds.
22:53 < Gyro Feather> What a pretty snake~
22:54 < Slizzeta> What a foolish griffon.
22:55 Gyro Feather snorts and glares at Slizzeta, while his tail droops behind him, pretty feathers brushing the floor. "Oh come now, dont be like that. I was just saying hi."
22:57 Slizzeta rolls her eyes, hissing. "You know what girls like me do to boys like you?"
22:58 Gyro Feather licks his beak and offers his hopeful answer, "Uhh...have wild crazy sex with them?" And yet, at the same time its false confidence, as he takes a step backwards.
22:59 Slizzeta lunges, maw wide! "They eat them!" He finds his head inside her mouth...
23:01 Gyro Feather squawks loudly and flares his wings, begining to power them down towards the ground, but even as he begins to lift off, its too late as her jaws envelope his feathered brow. Hot strands of saliva drip down his face, matting the feathers to his skin while her foul breath flows up over his beak, making him cough. The gryphon's talons reach towards her lips, trying hard to pry her from his body.
23:02 Slizzeta pulls him back towards her... once he's back, his attempt to free himself only gets his front legs inside as well. She licks his face...
23:05 Gyro Feather slides forward, falling off balance and landing on his belly while he feels the warm slippery muscle exploring over his beak, and leaving hot strands of drool across his feathers. He feels the jaws shift, letting his claws accidentally slide up next to his head, further trapping him inside her maw.
23:06 Slizzeta laughes. She leans in, gripping his furry backside, and begins pulling him in inexorably... Faster AND stronger, it seems.
23:10 Gyro Feather is helpless as the throat opens up before him, drawing him into the warm tunnel beyond, which clings to his beak like a glove while the peristalic motions draw him deeper still. His hind legs kick back against the hands as they dig into his cheeks while he offers mufled protests.
23:11 Slizzeta gulps, audibly, as the bulge he's making travels down his throat... his chest and wings are next, the latter of which she folds up neatly against him.
23:14 Gyro Feather feels the pressure against his eardrums as the swallow compresses around him, while the rippling muscles squeeze over his form. His wings are trapped int he maw now, and now amount of flaring them is enough for him to break free.
23:17 Slizzeta smiles slightly as his head breaches her hot, wet stomach... His butt is given a playfully lascivious squeeze as it comes close, his stomach going down.
23:21 Gyro Feather sucks in a breath of air the moment he pushes past the sphincter, and instantly regrets it as the powerful putrid scent burns at his throat and lungs. His hind legs kick out in the air, but nothing lands true on her body. "Spit me out! He calls, now that his muzzle is no longer held so tight.
23:24 Slizzeta licks his butt in response as it passes her lips... "Mmm..." She pays no attention to his demands for freedom.
23:27 Gyro Feather merely slides deeper into the snake while her tongue runs up between his cheeks. His hind legs flail as more of his body slides into the stomach. He can feel the thicker slime pushing into his chest and face.
23:28 Slizzeta lets go of his body and pats her stomach as she starts swallowing down his hind legs...
23:30 Gyro Feather soon finds his beak pressing against the back of the stomach while his food paws are drawn into the snakes mouth. He kicks at the lips while he's folded against himself.
23:33 Slizzeta gets them down, easily... then slurps what's left of his tail down.
23:35 Gyro Feather fills out the Slizzeta's belly moments later, causing a large bulge that can be seen from the outside, while he struggles against her powerful stomach. "Spit me up! I'm not something you can just eat!"
23:37 Slizzeta swallows, then starts stroking her belly. She interrupts him with a loud belch, sighing happily afterwards.
23:38 Gyro Feather feels much of the air rush out of the belly from that burp, causing the stomach to clench tighter around him, and the already tingling juices to rise up higher. His struggles cuase him to push out against her strokes, making the skin shift.
23:40 Slizzeta sighs happily, relaxing and leaning back as she rubs her belly... "Now you know what snakes do to birds."
23:41 Gyro Feather feels the stomach contracting around him, kneading over his flesh and working the caustic acids into him. "N-no..."
23:42 Slizzeta smiles. "Yes," she replies confidently... another burp escapes her lips.
23:43 Gyro Feather feels much of the rest of the air escape the stomach as she burps, leaving him scrambling to find something to breathe. He's growing increasingly lightheaded from teh exhuastion while the powrful acids continue to tingle against his flesh.
23:44 Slizzeta hums, patting her belly... As she strokes it, she can feel it begin to soften...
23:45 Gyro Feather gives a couple final frantic struggles before finally passing on, going still for the snake and rendered into nothing but a hunk of feathered poultry.
23:46 Slizzeta smirks... "Mmm, I do love poultry."
23:49 Gyro Feather 's remains continue to soften and burble away.
23:49 Slizzeta 's belly begins to round out and shrink...
23:52 Gyro Feather eventually is fully digested after a matter of a day or so, adding fat to her tail.
23:54 Slizzeta whips it a bit, already forgetting him.