A Meal of Micro Zebras
One-Shot
11 January 2017
Stats
The RP has a total of 24 lines, 2048 words, and 10938 characters.The average line consists of 85.33 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 6 minutes, 14 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 12 lines, 940 words, and 4996 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 78.33 words that themselves average 4.31 characters taking about 8 minutes, 21 seconds.
Vesper Piero said a total of 12 lines, 1108 words, and 5942 characters.
Vesper Piero's average line consists of 92.33 words that themselves average 4.36 characters taking about 4 minutes, 18 seconds.
20:08 < Vesper> Not if the only thing inthat wad of dough is a mini zebra or two~
20:08 < Ruzeth> With a quick flash fry and pulled out before zerba is cooked~
20:09 < Vesper> Oh and you must be parched here have a drink. *Passes a nice fizzy cup of soda pop over.*
20:12 Ruzeth eyes the drink skeptically. This pony has been known to play tricks on him before. He pushes it back towards vesper. "You take a sip first. Last time you slipped something into my drink to turn me purple."
20:14 Vesper Smirks as he remember that but shrugs before downing a mouthful of the fizzy stuff. "See perfectly fine." vesper remarked as the dragon put out some cookies before passing Ruzeth his drink.
20:19 Ruzeth nods his head as the pony gulps down some of the drink and the takes a sip of the cool sweet fizzy liquid. As he sets his drink down a hoof lifts up a cookie as he brings it to his mouth, taking a bite without even thinking of the possibilities.
20:23 Vesper Had his back to the zebra, the dragon putting on an apron which allowe druzeth to view his backside while the dragon was getting some things out to cook with. "So Ruzy if you could have an army of you how big would it be?" vesper asked, smirking to himself as he heard the zebra take a bite of the cookie, little did the stripy plot know the sweets were laced with a shrinking spell if they had green chocolate chips while the one's with blue chips multiplied the eater by 10 for each cookie consumed. Indeed Ruzeth had clearly over looked the cookie trap after seeing the drink was safe.
20:32 Ruzeth crunches down on one of the green cookes, soon chewing the rest of it and swallowing the delicious morsel. He smaks his lips and then takes another sip of the soda pop hed been given. The zebra's ears twitch at the odd question and he tilts his head, whilst reachign for another cookie. "An army of myself? THat's a bit of a queer question is it not? I should think that me and anothe rmight be neough though, you know, for a little bit of self fun~"
20:36 Vesper Laughs at Ruzeth's response, tail flicking about as he got out some dough for dumplings as well as cookie mixing ingredients and tools. It was starting to look like the dragon had plans for some kind of party to be preparing to cook so much. "Hehe well I've have five myself, multitasking made easy!" The dragon remarked as he began rolling then cutting the dumpling dough befor emixing up soem of the cookie batter.
20:48 Ruzeth rolls his eyes at teh dragon and takes another one of the shrinking cookies, not noticing as he's already lost a couple inches off the top. Surely though, the effect of the treat would grow over each one he eats. "And then you've five times as many mouths to feed as well, and how would you manage that? Even...if it does look like you're cooking for more than such, it would get expensive," he remarks, swallowing down the second cookie.
20:56 Vesper smirks, hearing Ruzeth go to town on the cookies, indeed each one would merely intensify the last~ "Oh well I guess it's good the canterlot dungeon always has inmates then isn't it?" The dragon chuckled back, turning to approach the Zebra before bending over to get more pans and such out from under the island, trying hard not to look like something was off while sneaking peeks to see the pony's progress under the effects of the cookies.
21:03 Ruzeth had somehow managed to avoid all of the blue ones, perhaps as a bit of deliberate prefference towards teh green, but this was certainly something that could be rectified later. As he swallows the final one he notices the dramatic change taking over his body as the zebra's form rushes down towards the chair. He lets out a loud squeak and glances around, looking up at the horse that seemed so far away. "T-the cookies! you laced them?!" He shouts.
21:05 Vesper Chuckles as he leaned far over the island then down at the Zebra's new size. "It was kind of obviouse if you think about it~" Vesper teased, smiling wide his his hands crossed, elbows supporting him on the island. "Oh and by the way what's Evening's favorite dish? I'm kind of curious~" The dragon asked with a toothy smile, though would reach down to pluck Ruzeth up a moment later.
21:11 Ruzeth yelps as he feels himself plucked up off the chair and held up infront of the dragon's toothy maw. He could see the insides of the dragon's mouth with each word, blasting him with the hot breath. "H-his favorite dish? W-why do you ask, its haggis. Just let me go," he whines, wiggling in the claws that held him. It seemed the zebra would need to be stuffed full of the other cookies to multiply now.
21:15 Vesper Got out a large plate with a high rim almost like a fense, setting it on the island while keeping Ruzeth handled by the nap of his neck. "You don't look full yet, here have another cookie!~" Vesper remarked as he picked up a blue chipped cookie then trys to cram chunks of it into the micro's mouth. An old stone oven which had no door was ten feet away, given the nature of what had been going on the zebra might be able to guess he'd get stuck in there at some point like some kind of bread loaf. "Aww not something more challenging? Does he have simple tastes or are you just pulling my tail?"
21:22 Ruzeth grunts and twists his head while the large cooking is pressed into his muzzle. THe large grains of the treat rub against his fur until it slides inside, forcing him to take the first of what quickly becomes many bites. The poor zebra's belly swells underneath the onslaught of large chunks of food which are forced down his gullet. He coughs then, shaking his head back and forth as he gets over the rough sensation. "Maybe a pizza? or spaghettie, he rather likes that," the zebra says with a frown.
21:25 Vesper Puts Ruzeth down in the large odd fenced plate but not before dragging his flank with a dollop of pink icing. "Sounds like a plan to me!" Vesper replied as he waits for a little more room to develop in the zebra's stomach while he'd begin to multiply after a short delay.
21:36 Ruzeth squeaks fromt eh cold bit of icing placed upon his rump and twists and turns, trying to throw it off of him. "H-hey! that's not what i'm here for," he grunts, failing to move it. His head turns and tries to push it off, causing more icng to just push over his face. He felt a little bit strange, but wasnt quite sure why or how, though no doubt it had to do with that balsted cookie.
21:41 Vesper Crumbles up some of the cookies to peper in the 'holding pen' while he waits for Ruzeth to begin multiplying, when he last used this odd cookie recipe the copy's had a bit of a hunger for their first few minutes and he didn't want them eating each other at least not yet. "Oh come on, you haven't even once day dreamed of being in your boyfriends food?" Vesper asked as he watched the multiplication commence. (I'll leave
21:41 < Vesper> it up to you on hwo the extra Ruzeths appear~ hehe go wild.)
21:51 Ruzeth frowns up at vesper and shakes his head. "M-most certainly not! I want to be around to enjoy my husband," he responds with a snort. Its about that point when he feels a strnage lump in his throat and begins to cough, bringing up one of those blue chocolates from before, and then another comes up, and another, and then slowly they begin to grow and twist into coppies of teh poor zebra, who felt an ache in his stomach. As he looks around he rubs his eyes, sure he has to be dreaming.
21:53 Vesper Smiles and picks a fresh Ruz up to throw into his mouth to suck on then swallow. "Mmmm just right~ now to start turning all these handsome yous into snacks and meals for Evening to take on his honeymoon~" The dragon teased, going to get a pot of pasta going before he'd come back to gather some of the Zebra's up for dumplings.
22:01 Ruzeth freezes as he feels the claw hover on him for a second before moving to one of teh clones. And then there it goes, tossed into the dragon's mouth like a little treat before the bulge in the dragon's throat indicates the passage of one of him. "W-wiat! I dont think that's necessary!" He calls, trying to scramble up the sides of the container, only to slide back down. His own form at least, could be identified, even as hes mixed in, by the purple upon his rump.
22:05 Vesper Grins as he reached back in with a hungry gleam in hsi eyes. Taking the real Ruzeth by the tail to hual him up an dout, giving his rump a soft tap to force out the last few chips int eh zebra's stomach to fall into the pen below. " Don't worry I got special plans for you!~" Vesper told his little friend, putting him in a special cage where he'd be able to witness it all as the dragon began bundling up some of the hims in dumplings, giving the tops a soft pinch to seal the dough shut over them. It was one thing ot be eaten, it was another and perhaps mixed feelings ot watch yoourself being prepaired as food in multiple ways.
22:13 Ruzeth flaisk as he hangs by his tail, causing him to swing back and forth over the pan whie the massages force a coupel more spurts of chocolate into the pan below. He then frowns as he's placed into the cage, able to see the whole strange specticle of little versions of him being rolled up into dumplings. The sight made him shiver, but at least it seemed that he wasnt quite getting the same treatment. Slowly his curiosity and interest grows as he watches the mini creature being wrapped up fro the friers, swishing his tail back and forth.
22:19 Vesper Dips the dumplings six by six into a fat frier of sizzling grease. The muffled whines and complaints of the Zebra's clones drowned out by the nose and being submerged inside the dumplings inside such a warm space, only ot be brought up before any harm could be done but like wise give the dough a lovely golden crispy look to them, filling out about a backers dozen of dumplings before the dragon moved to leave them unattended with one close to Ruzeth's cage, the dragon feeding and collecting more copy's to throw into the mixing bowl with the cookie batter tghen gently stir them about while humming softly with a smile.
22:29 Ruzeth winces as he watches the battered creatures being thrown into the deep frier, but on the other hand the smell theat wafted out was rather lovely, and on the other hand, being duplicates they werent really alive anyways, he reasons. His mouth begins to water a bit and his belly grumbles, watching the delectible sets of dishes being made before him. Oh how he'd love just a little taste of it, as long as he was going to be free.
22:36 Vesper Had only recently learned of the duplicating chips recipe so he was not entirely away of the extend they went too. If Ruzeth shut his eyes being a magic equine he might have a sort of out of body experience, able to see what one of his clones saw feel and smell what they did as well. The Ruzeth's int he dumplings had a soft graty feeling on their body's from the bits of powder coating the dumpling around them which would leave a white puff like chalk on one's fingers as was the case when eating such breads. Meanwhile the micros in the bowl had the cool velvety feel of un-cooked dough around them with chunks of chocolate, being scooped out and molded with the lumps to look like balls that would flatten out after a quick round in the oven to flatten down into a traditional cookie yet with a Ruzeth stuck in each one. By now the room was smelling deliciously active of much baking and cooking being under way, The dragon hopping about while the real ruzeth coould watch and enjoy, and use that possible side affect for a secret pleasure.