The Bird in a Drink

10 January 2017

00:25 Saul Ashle wanders up to the bar and 'accidentaly' bumps the glass Der is perched on.

00:28 Der lets out a surprised squawk from both him, and the glass getting knocked over from the very 'accidental' bump! The small gryphon lands on the bar surface with a flop and then gets soaked in a chilly wave of mostly rum and some cola.

00:30 Saul Ashle orders himself a brandy straight up and then turns to watch the mess unfolding, laughing as the brown liquid seems to stain the tiny thing's feathers. "You're playing in a dangerous area, my friend."

00:35 Der rolls back onto his feat, standing in a puddle of what once was his drink. Turning his head over to mostly black creature, he glares "Only because some cant watch where they are going"

00:38 Saul Ashle lifts one lightly slime coated finger up and then puts it on the back of Der's head, before pushing the little creature down into an ice cube, holding him there. "I think you'll find plenty here would find you to be nothing but garnish for thier drink."

00:44 Der shivers, the cold of the ice transferring right through his soaked feathers as the large finger held him down. Starring tiny daggers at Saul, the gryphon chirped back "I don't know, I think this birdie is too drab, not enough color to really accent a drink."

00:49 Saul Ashle lets the bird up and then flicks the half melted icecube across the counter. "Drab? Perhaps, but white goes with everything. I could see you adorning soemthing bright and cold, like a strawberry daqueri."

00:54 Der stands back up, shaking off some of the extra drink and water from his feathers. Shaking his head he makes his way out of the puddle to find a towel or napkin to dry off. "Can't say I agree with the cold, at all"

01:01 Saul Ashle picks up the nearest cocktail napkin and then dangles it close to the smaller bird, but should he go for it, the salazzle moves it backwards, keeping just out of reach. "Well, white is the color of frost afterall."

01:05 Der tries to grab the napkin a couple of times, stepping towards it only for it to be moved out of reach. With a sigh the gryphon stops playing the little napkin game. "White is also the color of sunlight, socks, boring paint and nice clean napkins!"

01:08 Saul Ashle snorts and tosses the napkin on top of th elittle bird finally. "And the color you would remain should a proper bird or reptile snap you up," he responds teasingly. "Just watch yourself around here."

01:12 Der grumbles, pulling the bed sheet sized napkin off from ontop of himself and begins using it to dry off. "I will be... specially around you."

01:14 Inversia Shane slides into the bar, plopping in her usual seat and peering at the mirco gryphon "So, they provide snacks now?" As she grabbed him by the wings to prevent him from flying away before she wrapped her other paw around him tightly.

01:15 Laura Dawson takes a slow sip of her steamy tea. Her yellow eyes linger for a moment on the dark-scaled salamander, perhaps wondering if he is as licorice-flavored as he looks, but then return slowly to her book.

01:15 Saul Ashle smirks at Der, before smiling even wider as the skunk grabs the gryphon. "I think you should have been looking out for her instead. And well no, the snacks just tend to provide themselves. They just dont realize it."

01:18 Der struggles in the skunk's grasp, the large paws warped around his body holding him rather uncomfortably. He caw's out through a clenched beak "I am not a snack!"

01:19 Inversia Shane licked her chops "Not what it seems like to me."

01:20 Der shakes his head quickly "Not at all! I am feather and taste bad!" ...Despite still being mostly still soaked in sweet soda and alcohol

01:21 < Inversia Shane> Again, I think you're wrong.

01:21 Inversia Shane plays the same way James.....

01:22 Der stares at the much larger skunk eyes "I wasn't even in the bowl of mixed bar snacks!"

01:23 Inversia Shane in a flash of tooth and feather, she popped him in her maw, to prevent him from clawing the inside of her mouth to oblivion, she held him against the roof of her mouth with her tounge as she worked him slowly towards her gullet, she had herself and two hungry babies to feed afterall!

01:26 Saul Ashle says, "Well I'd say see you, but I have a feeling I wont, tiny thing." He then offers the other salazzle a parting wave before slipping on out of the bar to head home.

01:27 Der didn't even know what was happening until he felt the familiar and terrifying feeling of a wet tongue against half his body, which then slammed the small bird up against the hard roof of a skunk's mouth. While making incoherent sounds, he tried to grab onto the fleshy muscle and push himself forward, although he could feel the ridges on his back as he slipped the bad direction.

01:29 Inversia Shane swirled her tounge around in her mouth bobbing her head, left, right, forward and backward to disorient him as she swallowed hard every time she tilted her eyes to the ceiling.

01:34 Der flailed around inside the maw, unable to tell what direction was left or east, the small bird had no idea what was going on as he bounced around inside. Following gravity and hunger, the small bird landed at the back of the skunk's mouth right as she swallowing.

01:40 Inversia Shane felt the familar grab of food catching her gullet as she swallowed again, moaning softly "Love it when food fights back."

01:43 Der was completely caught by the skunk's second swallow, the larger throat effortlessly squeezing and pulling the snack down the express train to a stomach.

01:44 Inversia Shane would throw back his rum and coke... but she is preggers... so he just gets a bit glass of water to chase him down.

01:50 < Inversia Shane> Is there such a thing as a DNE list here? )

01:50 Der finally gets thrown into a roomy stomach after a painfully long trip down the crushing throat. However after his first breath of the foul acidic air, he wished he was being crushed again. A second later he was swirled around as a torrent of water followed him down.

01:52 Inversia Shane jostled her belly around, belching loudly to evacuate what air she had in her stomach, her little ones would enjoy this snack.....

02:00 Der wasn't long with the stomach tightening up around him and the fleshy sack massaging at his body, treating him as the tasty treat he was.