About That Mean Roleplay
One-Shot
20 December 2016
Stats
The RP has a total of 20 lines, 663 words, and 3629 characters.The average line consists of 33.15 words that themselves average 4.47 characters taking about 5 minutes, 48 seconds.
Lyjzet said a total of 10 lines, 349 words, and 1948 characters.
Lyjzet's average line consists of 34.9 words that themselves average 4.58 characters taking about 9 minutes, 26 seconds.
Zuthal said a total of 10 lines, 314 words, and 1681 characters.
Zuthal's average line consists of 31.4 words that themselves average 4.35 characters taking about 1 minutes, 46 seconds.
15:19 Zuthal just flops on Lyjzet and nyams on his ears
15:21 Lyjzet whines and twitches them. He tells zuthal that roleplay was really mean
15:21 Lyjzet wonders if zuthal would really do that to his friend!
15:22 Zuthal wiggles his big rump. "Mmm, I guess it was, does little Lyjzet need cuddles now~? And no, not to my friend! Only if he turns out to be not actually my friend and really mean instead!"
15:30 Lyjzet snorts and pushes on his rump. "You really need to lay off the ponies. you're getting fat."
15:32 Zuthal shakes that rump some more, grinning at Lyjzet. "Hey, I know you like it, or what was that the other night~?" he asks teasingly, patting the other tatzl's rear. "Though I guess I should leave some for you too, you could use some more meat on your bones!"
15:50 < Zuthal> (poke a Lyjzet)
15:53 Lyjzet rolls his eyes and then flops down on top of Zuthal. "Well...you know its those pegasus pones that taste the best. I love the feel of their feathers going down my neck. Though...gryphons seem like even more fun, not taht I've ever actually caught one."
15:55 Zuthal snuggles Lyjzet against him, grinning happily. "Mhmmm, I know~ And well... I've caught a griffon once, was really tasty~ And they tend to struggle a lot more than ponies... and go on about how they are supposed to be predators and all that."
16:04 Lyjzet hmmmms at taht and then curls his tail around that of Zuthal while his tongues slick on over the creature's bodies. "Well...what about those claws and beak. Those seem like they'll be rather painful going down."
16:06 Zuthal wraps his tail around Lyjzet's, playfully slurping over the other tatzl's muzzle. "They weren't really a problem for me... guess we're just naturally tough enough for that not to be a problem~"
16:30 Lyjzet hmmms at that and then nibbles on top of the tongue that wraps around his muzzle. "Well then...I guess we ought to try that out. Am I gonna get a turkey for Hearthswarming eve?"
16:31 Zuthal giggles a bit at that silly comment, booping Lyjzet's muzzle with another coil! "Mmm, maybe, if we can catch one~"
16:39 Lyjzet huffs and crosses his hooves, pouting at the other tatzl as he lies on Zuthal. "What do you mean if? Arent you supposed to get me something nice for it? Thats what I want~"
16:40 Zuthal boops at the pouting tatzl. "Well, they are pretty rare, so I might not be able to find one! But I'll do my best, I promise~"
16:46 Lyjzet sighs and closes his eyes, snuggling to get comfortable. "Alright fine...you better. I got you something even better than last year, and I know how much you liked the last bottle of Blancoberry wine~" He says, fondly remembering zuthal drinking it all by himself...mostly at Lyjzet's insistance.
16:47 Zuthal chuckles a bit and jabs a hoof at Lyjzet's side. "As long as you don't make me drink it all at once again! I don't even remember what happened then... just that my ass hurt like hell for a few days after!"
16:49 Lyjzet laughs and flicks zuthal's snout with his coil. "What, you dont remember the fact that the neighbor's monitor lizard disapeared that day too? You should have at least found scales in your you know what~" The tatzl says with a tease. "You kept wanting a bigger toy, and that was the biggest thing we could find."
16:50 Zuthal blushes a bit, his sheath stiffening against Lyjzet. "N-no, I forgot that... I think it's because you made me drink so much! But... I bet I could take even bigger things up my rump... I've already once fit a whole pony in there~"
17:04 Lyjzet rolls his eyes at that new sugestion and then says, "Well...shame there's no toys to play with, and now there's a heavy tatzl on you. You've gotta just linger here while I nap~" he says with a coo. His breathing begins to slow now as he lingers there, his tail slowly flumping back and forth in his sleep.
17:04 < Zuthal> (So, you want Lyjzet to be a toy~?)
17:05 < Lyjzet> (nah, not tonight)
17:10 Zuthal just gulps the sleeping tatzl down then, sending him away into his tight, squishy gut!