The New Menu Item

14 November 2016

19:39 < Cloud Vents> maybe...if you get eaten around her, we can put ya up as a potroast

19:40 Cloud Vents usually watches sweet come up with the menu puns :p

19:40 < Greasy> well any meal needs a side of bacon

19:41 < Cloud Vents> true true, or abit of pork eh?

19:41 < Greasy> bacon is also pork

19:41 < Cloud Vents> ...

19:41 Cloud Vents thought the two were different by a smidge

19:42 < Greasy> Well pork isnt necessarily bacon, but bacon is pork. It's one of the subtleties of life.

19:42 < Cloud Vents> ooooh, no wonder bacon sandwiches and hotdogs aren't the same

19:44 < Gyro Feather> Dont get any ideas about turkey now!

19:44 < Cloud Vents> ooooh!

19:44 < Greasy> turkey makes for good gravy

19:44 < Cloud Vents> thanks for the thought gyro!

19:45 Gyro Feather backs away from teh salivating crowd.

19:45 Cloud Vents seems to forgot what a potroast was .-.

19:46 < Arrhythmia> [sub]It's beef. :U[/sub]

19:46 < Cloud Vents> aaaaah beef!

19:47 < Cloud Vents> hmm.... got write some of these ideas down...

19:48 Persephone Forox rubs belly "Ok hungry again

19:51 < Cloud Vents> hmm...

19:51 < Cloud Vents> well i know the main staff isn't here, but you could say....order off the menu...

19:52 < Margret Proudcrown> You should eat the cloud pony. He looked at me funny.

19:52 < Persephone Forox> hehehe well he was taisty before

19:52 Cloud Vents makes a scrunch face at margret :I

19:53 Margret Proudcrown throws an apple at said scrunch face.

19:53 Cloud Vents grabs it! then stuffs it in gyro's beak!

19:55 Gyro Feather mmmphs as its forced within his beak, holding it wide and at such an angle that he cant bite it down.

19:55 Persephone Forox licks cloud

19:56 Cloud Vents gets a idea!....and is also licked "w-whoa now! heheh, miss perse, why not try....this~"

19:57 Cloud Vents quickly finds some binding ropes and kicks gyro onto his belly as he starts to tie up his legs together behind his back

19:57 < Margret Proudcrown> Eat the bird horse and wing horse. Do it before someone else does.

19:57 < Arrhythmia> [sub]Is Gyro a horse at all?[/sub] [eicon]miaconcerned[/eicon]

19:58 < Cloud Vents> nah

19:58 Cloud Vents makes sure to tie up those clawhands very well

19:59 Persephone Forox licks my lips "Mmmm

19:59 < Margret Proudcrown> Horse bird, gryphon thing. either way eat it

19:59 Gyro Feather is caught by surprise as he goes to retrieve the the apple from his beak with his talons. The bird's wings flail as he's toppled to his side, giving the horse just enough opportunity to have his claws entangled in the thick rope. He mmmphs muffledly at the wing horse, trying to get free from this unforutnatle position.

20:00 Persephone Forox leans down and lciks at gyros belly "Mmmmm have not eaten this kind of food in years

20:01 Gyro Feather shudders as he feels the tongue pressing upon his soft blue fur and kicks his bound legs upwards in a group, missing harmlessly. He has a faintly berry taste to his coat, and a scent to follow suit from the oils he used to scent himself in the morning.

20:01 Cloud Vents sputters as the griffons wings pelt his face with feathers "pffftbtftf!.....got to get those too..." he reminds himself as he grabs some more bindings and ties up his wings to stay at his sides

20:03 Persephone Forox smiles and waits for cloud to tie up the wings

20:04 Gyro Feather fights even harder for control over his wings. its a losing battle but he manages to stall the proceeding events for a couple of minutes. His tail lashes out behind him, tufted with peacock feathers which he uses to slap at Cloud's body.

20:05 < Gyro Feather> (I feel like the other hole needs a garnish too :P)

20:05 < Cloud Vents> (oooh!)

20:05 < Gyro Feather> (and maybe a sauce :P

20:06 Cloud Vents got a frown as the squirming of the other males wings made this abit more harder, but got the wings to finally be bound up....and was rewards with a tail slapping his flank "yipe!.....hmm....just for that..." he looks over to the fathorse "oi! margret! you have any stuffing i could barrow~" he asls

20:06 < Cloud Vents> asks*

20:08 < Cloud Vents> (maybe butter....or something...)

20:11 Gyro Feather narrrows his eyes at Cloud Vents and gives him another thwack with the tail. The grphon then begins to slowly attempt to inch himself towards the door with desperate wiggles, knowing all to well where this was going for him if he failed to get free of the crazy horses.

20:12 Persephone Forox sits on the grphon "I will let cloud do his work....or ill eat him too

20:12 Cloud Vents feels like margret is too far into fathorse dreams for this to work, his feels the griffons tail thwap him again and leaves for a moment to the kitchen and come back with a turkey baster "alrigty then....time for some filling~"

20:17 Gyro Feather grunts as he feels the other sit upon him, wiggling beneath the heavy pony and stopping his slow escape. His eyes hten go wide as he sees the large baster in the other's hooves and then shakes his head, making muffled noises of protest. THe gryphon's tail arches up to help cover his plot hole.

20:21 Cloud Vents rolls his eyes at the useless attempt the griffon makes "hehe.....don't worry, it'll be in for juuuuust abit~..." he says moving over towards gyro's behind and grabbing ahole of his tail "Miss Percy? would you mind playing with this while I fill him in~?" he asks

20:22 Persephone Forox giggles and smiles "I like my food to be pent up

20:25 Gyro Feather feels the tail jerked out of the way despite his best attempts to keep it there and then folds his crests flat. His eyes close, not wanting to quite see what the other had in store for him, though with that full baster there he could guess.

20:28 Cloud Vents smiles "I see you have a NICE choice of food miss percy~" he says, having shoved the turkey baster with no warning into the griffons rectum once he said nice, and then squeeeeeeeeezed the baster hard, filling Gyro's baskside with loads of very warm and squishy stuffing

20:29 Persephone Forox giggles and lcisk my lips "Mhm

20:32 Gyro Feather attempts to squawk as he feels the tip fo the baster suddenly vilate his tender plot hole without any lube, though the apple rather well muffles his attempts to complain. He feels his belly beginig to fill out as an uncomfortable pressure bloats him out in his rear.

20:35 Cloud Vents chuckles abit more as he gives the baster a few more tender squeezes until stuffing soon starts to overflow abit, to which her finally pulls out the baster as hot sticky stuffing starts leaking out of his rump "hehe....well then miss percy, i'd say your Gyro Stuffed Turkey is ready, wouldn't you?"

20:38 Gyro Feather wiggles his hips, the only thing he can do as he's pinned down between the one pony with the other pegasus at his rear. Soon he can feel the warm stick substance leaking out of his tail hold, smearing his pretty blue fur as it leaks out steadily. Gyro glances between the two pones and whimpers, fearful of what is most certainly to come.

20:47 < Gyro Feather> (Hmmm well cloud vents, I guess you just have to eat me :P

20:47 < Cloud Vents> (I see....free meal, darn I was hoping for percy ta eat ya, ohwell)

20:51 Cloud Vents shakes his head "well then...looks like I made this meal for nopony.....wouldn't want ot to go to waste~..." he says as he licks his lips and licks the stuffing that was slowly leaking out of Gyro's backside just for a quick taste, before opening his jaws up abit more and slowling fitting that rump into his mouth

20:54 Gyro Feather shudders as the tongue licks over the sensitive flesh at his back, giving a steady whine. His tail lashes and gives one last wack, before the lips fitting around his rump causes his tail to begin to bedk backwards. Gyro wiggles upon the ground, now that the other has wondered off, but he's sure not to get far from that hungry maw.

20:54 Margret Proudcrown wiggles

20:57 Cloud Vents stops mid eating of gyro and observes the wiggling fat horse "of marfret, yof wanf this?" which would probably translate to asking her if she would want a stuffed Gyro

21:00 Gyro Feather could feel the tongue wiggling against his fur as the other speaks, wafting hot air and coating his backside in hot slippery drool. He turns his gaze towards the larger horse the other addressed and gives a shudder, looking over her large rolls of flesh. Cloud maybe wouldnt get him down, but there was no doubt in his mind she could...maybe even both of them.

21:00 Margret Proudcrown shakes her head "Funnier to see the calories to go [b]your[/b] hips for once.

21:04 Cloud Vents shrugs and just continues to warf down more of the Giffons backside into his maw, him needing to open his jaw up juuuust abit more as his hooves grab ahold of the griffons sides and starts to push him down his throat, slowly fitting most of the griffons waist down his throat as it makes a bulge out abit, having swallowed his way to the griffons midsection

21:07 Gyro Feather feels the hot wet flesh slowly spreading around his body as Cloud pulls him deeper into the gullet. His hips begin to leave a large bulge in the pony's throat as they round the first curve, compressing him incredibly tight. The gryphon is rather helpless as the tongue draws his flavor up off of his form, questing over him and soakign him in the hot drool. His fur would quickly start to dry out the throat as could steadily works him deeper.

21:11 Cloud Vents takes a deep breath through his nose for a moment to prepare himself abit. Then gives a very large gulp as he pulls Gyro's chest into his throat with a sting gulp and moving him more down his gullet with the help of his own hooves to finall rest his lips around the male's neck, while his tongue drags across the fur coat and blue wings, completely drenching the poor griffons body, as Cloud soon can feel Gyro's lower hlaf sink into his belly, making his throat bulge outrageously, while his stomach slowly follows suit aswell

21:16 Gyro Feather could feel the teeth digging into his body as they steadily creep up his form, sliding over the folded wings and bound legs until he crests completly over the fruity fur. Gyro shudders as the teeth force his feathers to rise up in the wrong direction as the mouth comes up around his neck line now. Worse still he was forced to breath in the foul stale breath of the other horse as he breathed out, blasting the humid air over his beak. Down inside he could feel his tied up body filling out into the initally spacious stomach that soon becomes less so as more of the bird ends up inside the hot chamber, curling up tight as a more oily liquid begins to coat those exposed areas.

21:25 Cloud Vents takes another deep breath, but takes his time before this one, letting his tongue lol out abit around the griffons neckline and up towards his chin, almost caressing it with his sticky and hot wet muscle. But after abit of teasing licks he does one final gulp of the poor stuffed griffon, filling Gyro's vision with nothing but his mouth as his lips pass over his head and beak, smiling as he put his hooves against the bulge in his throat as it slowly moves down towards his stomach, which would slowly bloat up very nicely, making Cloud have to lay down onto his side as he licks his lips in satisfaction of the very pleasant meal "mmmm~....that hit the spot~..."

21:31 Gyro Feather frowns the edges of his beak and makes further frantic noises as the pony pauses, feeling the tougne leaving thick strands of drool over his body. Deep within he could feel ever quivering pullse of the flesh inside as it rolls and contracts, squeezeng and kneading upon his form in an effort to break him down. He suddenly feels the mouth creeping up along his head, framing his vision in first the pink lips of the pony followed by the pearly white teeth. THe smell grows stronger still, especially as the mouth clacks shut around him, sealing him in darkness. He tenses his body, fighting the journey downwards towards the stomach as best as he can as the tongue rises up to shove him into the throat, but its no use. Steadily he sinks deeper into the foul pit in the center of the pony, finding the smell growing worse and worse and finding the space growing tighter still until he fully spills out into the belly. His loose contours show up through the pony's skin, wiggling with each pathetic squirm he gives.

21:38 Persephone Forox wakes up "Hay sorry....stuff happened

21:40 Cloud Vents giggles abit poking at the Griffon in his belly, feeling him squirm around inside while he idly rubs his belly "aaah~....now this is a new menu item sweet and sass will really have to thank me for later....URRRRRRRUUUUUUUUP!!!!.....oopsy!....hehe..." he says while also letting out a large burp. Then he looks over to Percy "oh my....this....is kinda embarassing...."

21:43 < Persephone Forox> its fine dear I just....bad things hapened

21:45 Cloud Vents nod nods "That's quite fine Percy, i'll be sure to remind sass and sweetto get to you next time I see them, you do deserve a nice meal after...well....I kind of ate it..." he says rubbing his belly abit

21:46 < Persephone Forox> lucky I dont eat you

21:46 Gyro Feather wiggles around and presses his bound wiggling form against the pokings to register his protest. His noises are pretty well muffled to nothign in the stomach while he's forced to listen to the steady gurgling of the stomach around him and the thumping heart of the pony. The stomach compresses even further as the loud burp results in much of the air leaving the chamber with him. He could already feel a steady tingling running over his body as the caustic juices in Cloud's stomach are massaged into his from.

21:49 Cloud Vents chuckles just abit at Percy's words, then feels Gyro squirm abit more inside, he won't be leaving for sometime Cloud knows this for sure. He rubs his eyes for a moment and turns himself over onto his back, sloshing his passenger around inside abit "*YAAAAAAWWWWNNN*....I would stay here alittle longer for more fun....but....after having such a big meal like this, i'm pretty beat....so I think i'm gonna take my rest..."

21:52 < Persephone Forox> aw ok then dear be safe

21:54 Gyro Feather feels himself rocking as the as the Pegasus rolls over, briefly submerging the poor bird's head below the acids as he flails around to reorient himself frantically to break the surface with his beak once more. The bird shudders as he hears the yanw and the conversation outside, feeling his spine run cold with dread. If cloud falls asleep...well he's certainly not going to get back out in any semblence of the way he came in. Still, its not like restrained as he is, he can do much to fight back, and what little attmpts he can do end up only providing a gentle internal massage to the sleepy stallion.

21:57 Cloud Vents gets a goofy smile across his face as he feels his food jumble and slosh around nicely in his tummy, the beak prods are most certainly more of a internal massage to him as his eyes start to droop and he lets lose another yawn from his maw. "hmm....sure thing Percy....Lemon pone....is incharge while i'm gone....goodnight everypony..." he sighs out, before fully closing his eyes and drifting off into slumber

21:58 < Persephone Forox> ill be heading off my self be safe all

22:02 Gyro Feather can only listen in futility as the heartbeat and breathing slow down as his predator, a stupid pony, falls alseep with him in it. He finally gives up, going still and wallowing in despair in his humiliation. The tingling grows stronger too, as his feathers and fur begin to fall away into the mess. Fortunatly though, it seems he's used up most of the air as well and begins to grow light headed until he finally passes out insideo fhte pegasus. His last thought as he does so is, "I hope those ropes and my bones tear him up on the way out." With that the gryphon goes still, left as nothing more than a hunk of meat to be burbled away by cloud's belly.

22:02 < Gyro Feather> (I wonder how much weight he puts on by the morning? :P)

22:03 Cloud Vents mostly burns it all off with exercise, truthfully -3-

22:03 < Gyro Feather> (one cant exercise in their sleep :P

22:04 Cloud Vents has a morning schedule and junk, but for realsies is heading off for the beds, hopes everypony eats well tonight :3