A Self Promotion to Manager

5 October 2016

18:27 < Gyro Feather> Hiya lovely heliolisk ^^

20:21 < Carnak> Oh hi... kinda fell asleep @__@

20:22 < Gyro Feather> :P

20:22 < Carnak> I think I must have spent an hour or two at work asleep. Shhhh @__@

20:22 < Gyro Feather> xP

20:28 Gyro Feather nibbles on Carnak's tail. He would certainly never tell, nope, especially if he was offered a good sum of pokedollars.

20:29 < Carnak> Pshh, as if I carry money around

20:30 Gyro Feather shrugs at that. "Alright, if you're sure." He begins to make his way out of Carnak's office to go talk to his manager.

20:31 Carnak wonders if he's actually in the mood to play after realizing how tired he is... but.. >__>

20:31 < Gyro Feather> :P alright

20:34 Carnak would totally end up leaving Gyro in one of the mop buckets though @__@

20:42 < Gyro Feather> :P the little shit desreves it :B

20:43 < Carnak> If he's a little shit now he'll have grown once I'm done with him =o

20:43 < Gyro Feather> :B

20:47 Gyro Feather dashes out the door. He's gotta get Carnak fired before he ends up as a witness in need of disposal. Through Carnak's window, he'd be able to see the bird turn decidedly not in the direction of the exit.

20:49 Carnak isn't really too worried, casually getting up from his chair and following at a decidedly not-intense pace.

20:51 Gyro Feather hears a door click behind him after the initial one from him leaving and takes a look back. He gives a shiver as he sees the Heliosk and picks up his pace, passing by other offices on the way.

20:53 Carnak sees Gyro looking back and he rubs at his gut with a paw, tongue lapping at each side of his smirking muzzle.

20:57 Gyro Feather flinches as he sees the motions and then looks towards the end of the hall. The office back there seemed sooo far away, especially as the lizard, who invariably had larger steps than him moves towards him.

20:58 Carnak is pretty much letting Gryo reach the office before him on purpose, even if only by a couple seconds. Occasionally peeking into any open doors nearby to scout out some other potentially tasty people that could end up taking an internal tour through his digestive tract later.

21:00 Gyro Feather finally reaches the door at the end and slips in to the office. He really hoped that the manager was currently in there as the door shuts behind him. With any luck the bird would manage to survive his encounter with the sleeping pokemon. He'd been gunning for Carnak's position for a while.

21:02 < Carnak> Oddly enough there's nobody in the office. Usually the manager locks it when he has to step out. Spoiler alert, there's a pile of bones behind the desk. I'm lazy, blah. @__@

21:04 Gyro Feather blinks as he looks around the empty room lets out a screech as he sees the pile of bones behind the desk. The bird pounces over it and rushes to the door, hoping to get to it and lock it before the Heliosk can hop inside.

21:07 < Carnak> It's too late however, the lizard was already blocking the door, leaning against the frame with one arm with the other hand on his hip. "Sorry I didn't mention this to you earlier, but I promoted myself to manager already." He picks at his teeth with a claw, his gut letting out a loud rumble.

21:10 Gyro Feather squawks as he crashes right into the large black lizard before falling to the floor in front of him. The gyrphon looks up at the pokemon with a frown and then clenches his beak. "Oh right...does this mean that I can have your old position?" He asks, with a waver in his voice.

21:11 Carnak barely flinches as the gryphon runs into him, the bird essentially bouncing off on him. "Hmmm, I don't know, I might have to give you a 'review' to see if you qualify."

21:13 Gyro Feather gulps as he looks up at the larger lizard. He'd heard stories of coworkers disapearing with him as the culpret in the rumors but nothing definitive. "R-right...so what does this review entail then?"

21:15 < Carnak> Me motions to one of the chairs. "Go ahead and have a seat." He closes the door behind him smoothly and locks it (not that he'd need to) then heads around the desk, throwing his arms up in mild frustration. "Uhg, the old boss left his stupid crap all over the place." He grabs the chair and turns it to the wall, sort of shaking it to dump the boss's bones against one of the walls so he could sit in it himself.

21:19 Gyro Feather gets up from his spot on the ground, shivering with more than a bit of fear, and then moves to the chair to take a seat upon it. He squawks as the other shakes the bones free and shakes his head to clear the sight. "R-right...so what are we reviewing then?" He asks, quivering before the large pokemon.

21:21 Carnak turns to the computer and starts working with it. "Let me just get this up... aand, okay. I'm just going to ask you a few questions, really, it should be easy." He fidgets and types something in. "First off, what kind of sauce do you go best with?" He asks, looking Gyro straight in the eye.

21:24 Gyro Feather has his crest and tail both down and flat as he waits for the questions to begin. "RIght...go ahead." The bird then blinks at the first question and stares right into Carnak's eyes. "What? What sort of question is that, what type of sauce do I go best with? Get on with the real questions would you?"

21:27 < Carnak> "Oh you know, like, honey barbeque? The kind you dunk chickens in before eating them." He pauses. "You're right... but that was the only question I had, but it was pretty moot anyways since I didn't actually bring any sauce with me..."

21:33 < Gyro Feather> (awww but sauce :P)

21:33 < Carnak> (I know... but there'll be a mess all over my new office)

21:35 Gyro Feather clenches his beak and slides back in his chair, quivering as he hears the description laid before him. The bird gulps and then begins to get up from his seat, quickly rushing towards teh door. "N-no I dont think you need anything becuase you're not going to eat a chicken."

21:36 Carnak stands up from the chair. Gyro could probably unlock the door but it'd take a second, which he more likely than not doesn't have. "Where do you think you're going, don't you want that 'promotion'?"

21:40 Gyro Feather struggles with the knob for a couple seconds before he realizes that its locked. The bird then clicks the lock on the door, being incredibly hasty so that he can make hsi way out the door. "O-on second thought, I think I'm happy with my current position,"

21:43 < Carnak> Seeing the food about to escape the lizard's tongue lashes out across the room like a frog's wrapping tightly around Gyro's chest just before he manages to unlock the door. He's tugged away, towards the center of the office with the black tongue coiled firmly around him. "I'm sorry, this is a none-negotiable promotion. I'm going to make sure you like every square inch of my old office." It's not only amazing the lizard has such a strong prehensile tongue, but he's able to speak with several feet of it sticking past his lips.

21:48 Gyro Feather squawks as he feels the hot slippery tongue wrap him up around his chest, squeezing his feathers to his form and coating them in hot sticky drool. The bird clings to the lock as he finds himself retracted back towards the pokemon, but his grip doesnt hold very firm and soon he's hovering over the desk. The bird squeals and brings his claws up to press at the tongue as the hot thick breath wafts over his face, causing his feathers to bead with condensation. "Seriously...i dont mind...just let me go!" He shouts in a panic, his wings flapping up and down as he struggels to escape.

21:50 < Carnak> The lizard doesn't respond, his jaws parting wide to reveal the black abyss at the back of Carnak's throat he would soon be diving into. The tongue reels him in, and his head is hastily shovelled inside the hot, damp maw, squished by all sides with slick flesh. "Mmmhhhnn~"

21:54 Gyro Feather squeals as he finds hismelf staring down the greyish blue insides that are coated with drool, leading down towards a throat that got even darker and blacker. The bird pushes his claws down against the edges of the mouth, but those give soon at the tugging, causing his head and claws to slide into the hot damp flesh. The drool slicks down his feathers as the hot slippery surface convulses around hsi form.

21:55 < Carnak> (It should be noted that his tongue and inside his maw (and his diiick) are all black |3 hehe)

21:55 < Carnak> (Or are they? Damn, lol. nevermind)

21:55 < Gyro Feather> (alright :P I was going off the pic I guess which has slightly blue there :B)

21:55 < Carnak> (I forgot I actually have an image of this character, sort of... should definitely consider making it a black maw and tongue though, hmmm)

21:56 < Carnak> (Or, that? no, that's the color of his hide. The black thing is the solar panel type thing that absorbs sunlight

21:57 < Carnak> (Actually, if I do make his inside black that might make it more confusing. Better just stick with normal fleshy inside. oh well)

21:57 < Gyro Feather> (Do blueish black~

21:59 < Carnak> (Maybe. Also I'm getting distracted by stuff @__@)

22:00 < Gyro Feather> (woo work xP)