The Perfect Poo
One-Shot
29 September 2016
Stats
The RP has a total of 41 lines, 1122 words, and 6105 characters.The average line consists of 27.37 words that themselves average 4.44 characters taking about 3 minutes, 11 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 21 lines, 665 words, and 3504 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 31.67 words that themselves average 4.27 characters taking about 3 minutes, 55 seconds.
Hibiki Ame said a total of 20 lines, 457 words, and 2601 characters.
Hibiki Ame's average line consists of 22.85 words that themselves average 4.69 characters taking about 2 minutes, 16 seconds.
20:17 HibikiAme : Bird.
20:18 GyroFeather : otter!
20:18 HibikiAme nods and smiles. "Hey."
20:19 GyroFeather coughs up a fish for the otter's meal.
20:21 HibikiAme blinks and blushes faintly. "Was that in you...?"
20:22 GyroFeather nods at the otter and then holds it out for him. Its still dripping with drool. "Yep! But its for you!"
20:23 HibikiAme blushes faintly. "W-wha am I your baby..?" He huffed, staring at the fish. His belly growled and he sighed, reaching out to grab the fish in his maw and start to swallow it down whole, a steady bulge sinking into his body. "Thanks...."
20:28 GyroFeather gives a little laugh and then reaches forward to stroke over the otter's head with a smile. "Baby? No...I just wanted to give you a little treat since we're such good friends. And see, you like it~"
20:33 HibikiAme blushes faintly, watching the bird curiously. "Good friends..? Don't you eat me every other day and sit on me and poop on me...?"
20:34 GyroFeather gives a little laugh at that and then strokes him over the head with his tail. "Well...you know that you enjoy all of that~"
20:36 HibikiAme blushes profusely and shakes his head. "N-no I don't! I'm just used to it.... Since we've been together so long..."
20:40 GyroFeather rolls his eyes as he sees the little blush showing up on the otter's head and then points at it with the tip of his tail. "Oh? then what's with that little blush? And I've seen you watch me shit before~"
20:42 HibikiAme smiles slightly and suddenly hug the bird. "You... Do have beautiful dumps.. I like the way your tailhole yawns open and..." He mumbled, blushing profusely.
20:48 GyroFeather squawks as he feels the otter suddenly wrap him up and then shakes his head. He really doesnt get the otter. Sure, the peacock had nothing that interupted his smooth orbs, since his gizzard is filters out everything that would not dissolve. "You're so silly...plus my pellets are much neater to look at~"
20:49 HibikiAme : (Pellets ate the coughed up stuff?)
20:49 GyroFeather : (ye)
20:55 HibikiAme huffs and lets go of the bird, settling down beside him. "I disagree! Since you cough up all the bad stuff, your poop is perfect!" He assured, wagging his tail a little. "It really is beautiful..." He murmured.
20:59 GyroFeather snorts at that as he feels the otter settling down near his rump. He turns his back completely and then backs up so that his muzzle is in against Gyro's tailhole. "You know~ I could make you absolutly perfect and beautiful too then."
20:59 GyroFeather : (Or some other squirming things if you prefer :P)
21:01 HibikiAme : (You can decide!)
21:02 GyroFeather : (Oh? but I thought hibiki wasnt for food :P
21:03 HibikiAme : (What do you mean?)
21:04 GyroFeather : ('hibiki doesnt really digest' :B
21:05 HibikiAme blinks and watches the gryphon turn, only to back his tailhole against the wah-tter's muzzle. "Mrf... Huh...?" He stared at the gryohon's rear, blushing immensely.
21:05 HibikiAme : (Well, by now I consider you a close friend. I think I'd let you decide...)
21:08 GyroFeather giggles at the otter and then curls his tail around his neck as he grinds back deeper against him, feeling the snout push slightly into his pucker. "Oh you know~ Make you nice and smooth and beautiful and brown. A perfect little pile to come out of my blue butt~"
21:10 HibikiAme gasps, staring at the squishy hole as it hugged his muzzle a little. He felt it sliding closer and pinned his ears back. "Perfect...? But... I would be gone... Aren't we friends?"
21:18 GyroFeather retracts his rump and then turns back to look at the otter with a little gleam in his eye. "Of course we are. That's why you're out here, and not down my gullet. But, it would be unfair of me to not provide something to a friend that he really wants. I've seen you watch me eat, and I know your fascination with what comes out. It's really your choice, but I could fulfill that wish."
21:22 HibikiAme was left staring at the gryohon's chest, blushing profusely. "I-I guess that's true..." He mumbled "I do love it a lot... Do you think I'd be better off in your butt..?" He asked.
21:27 GyroFeather shrugs hsi shoulders at the otter, though he feels a bit of pressure at his rump. "That's entirely for you to decide~ Though I cant say I wouldnt enjoy the process, even if I'll miss you in the end. Still I think that perhaps its time to let out that unfortunate chicken I had earlier~" He lifts his tail and swishes it in the air, becconing his friend to come look."
21:34 HibikiAme blushes deeply and nods at the gryphon, smiling a little. "Aww... You're sweet... I-I might consider it later... But I wanna stay with you a little while longer, okay...?" He suggested, smiling. "You ate a chicken? Isn't that sort of like cannibalism or something...?"
21:36 GyroFeather laughs at that and then shakes his hips as a little bit in the air and then relaxes his tail hole, letting out a soft poot. "Well if that's your wish~ And no, they're lessor stupid creatures, no canibalism at all."
21:46 GyroFeather : (boop!)
23:02 HibikiAme : (I gtg for now!)
23:02 GyroFeather : (i sorta figured when you disapeared xP0
23:03 HibikiAme : (Sorry! I'll be back in an hour or so.)
03:45 HibikiAme pins his ears back and blushes immensely, inching closer to the gryphon's beautiful behind he's come to love. "You've sat on me anddid stuff to me so many times with your butt... I've really grown to adore it... Were you always just being mean though?" He asked, leaning on the gryphon. He didn't even bother discussing the chicken thing further.
03:50 GyroFeather snorts at the insinuation and then shakes his head. "Its not mean if I know you like it. And if I was mean, I could have done something like eaten you sooner too." His tail quivers as he feels Hibiki leaning on his butt. Gyro begins to relax a little bit more, allowing a smooth black brown tip to begin to ease out from his blue rump, adding the pugnent scent to the air the instant it meets it.
03:54 HibikiAme pins his ears back and huffs. "I didn't always like it..." He whined, you just got me to like it okay?" He complained, blushing immensely as he saw that tailhole shivering and slowly spreading open to reveal a beautiful thick log."Wooow..." He murmured in awe, staring closely as the beast did his business.
04:01 GyroFeather gently curls his tail around Hibiki's neck and then draws the otter's snout even closer to the foul brown mess. It slowly presses from his tailhole and then drops down against the ground. It would have been entirely unbroken had the gryphon gotten closer to the ground before he released his business, but instead the smooth form breaks and splatters to the ground. "Oh sure...you've been watching me do this for a while, since I found you I think."
04:16 GyroFeather : (Boop_