Stats

The RP has a total of 41 lines, 2802 words, and 14898 characters.
The average line consists of 68.34 words that themselves average 4.32 characters taking about 3 minutes, 53 seconds.
Bryce Daeless said a total of 9 lines, 614 words, and 3292 characters.
Bryce Daeless's average line consists of 68.22 words that themselves average 4.36 characters taking about 3 minutes, 29 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 15 lines, 844 words, and 4395 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 56.27 words that themselves average 4.21 characters taking about 3 minutes, 17 seconds.
Kaiser Gren said a total of 1 line, 197 words, and 1081 characters.
Kaiser Gren's average line consists of 197.0 words that themselves average 4.49 characters taking about 9 minutes, 20 seconds.
Luna Loutre said a total of 16 lines, 1147 words, and 6130 characters.
Luna Loutre's average line consists of 71.69 words that themselves average 4.34 characters taking about 4 minutes, 23 seconds.

21:29 < Luna_Loutre> Well, I agree to that, now we must come to the conclusion, otters are not tasty

21:29 < GyroFeather> Nah, bird being tasty doesnt exclude otters being tasty!

21:30 < Luna_Loutre> I'm pretty sure it does, because otters in the first place arent edible

21:31 < GyroFeather> Heh nor are birds!

21:32 < Luna_Loutre> But then were do all the chicken wings come from!?

21:33 < GyroFeather> they're fake processed meat!

21:33 < Luna_Loutre> And im just curious, do you happen to know a fellow otter by the name of Bryce?

21:33 < GyroFeather> That is my BF, yes

21:35 Luna_Loutre makes rather satisfied otter motions, as usual he hit the nail on the head because otters are just quite intelligent like that and totally didnt just look at an otters FA and see the bird there >.> Not at all.

21:38 < GyroFeather> :P

21:38 < Luna_Loutre> As for the chicken, im pretty sure those are birds

21:39 < Luna_Loutre> we could always figure out some way to find out

21:40 GyroFeather gives a little laugh at that and then shrugs. "Sure, we could, but they arent real birds, they cant even fly."

21:45 Luna_Loutre cocks his head. Pardon the pun. "Though I usually avoid people who are large enough to scoff you down. As for you? You look to fat to even get off the ground!"

21:47 GyroFeather rolls his eys at that and then flares his wings. "Oh I can fly just fine. I"m not fat! That's all muscle." He declares and then turns to shake his rump at the otter. "What to see?"

21:49 Luna_Loutre humfs, the otter looking oddly at the bird. "All I see is your butt. As for muscle, I'm pretty sure thats all flab. Pecking to many seed up, that usually leads to it."

21:52 GyroFeather snorts and then begins to flap, charging forward. He soon takes into the air and does a couple lazy circles before settling down in front of Luna. "Wow, how very rude! If anything its from eating too many annoying creatures such as yourself."

21:54 Luna_Loutre waves his paw in the air, the otter looking dismissive. "Well, I've herd rumors of something about a dragon in the local woods. You know I did mention something about proving that your not food, didnt i?"

21:57 GyroFeather swats the otter with his tail and shakes his head dismissively. "Proving i'm not food, well I think that I dont have to prove anything like that to you. Meddling with a dragon sounds like a perfectly stupid thing to do."

22:03 Luna_Loutre humfs, the otter crossing his arms. "Well, I suppose I'm just trying to get to pull your talon, but in all seriousness, you know those fat lizards usually have quite the penny on them. And do you realize how lazy those things are, wouldn't even wake up if we sneaked away with some gold. I can go fetch that otter friend of yours, and give ths a shot."

22:06 GyroFeather sits down in front of the otter and points his talon towards the forest. "Well then, why dont you go on alone. I think I'd rather not risk a trip to a hungry dragon, who no doubt would love to make quite the treat out of both of us if it catches either."

22:10 Luna_Loutre growls, the otter looking discontent. "But there would be three of us! I'm sure we could fight off a lizard like that. Your a gryphon, arent you? Shouldn't that count for something. Plus those things are fat, we could totally out run it, or fly it in your case. Look at you, your nimble as anything, you could even distract it while we grabbed the gold!"

22:12 < GyroFeather> (have you already discussed with bryce?

22:19 < Luna_Loutre> (Only hints so far, let me~)

22:34 < GyroFeather> (Boop?)

22:35 < Luna_Loutre> (Chatting with the ott. Got to convince him of my fail proof scheme :3)

22:36 < GyroFeather> (who's the dragon? Do you have that planned?)

22:41 < Luna_Loutre> (Another character :p)

22:49 Luna_Loutre casually returns to smack a bird with his rudder. "Well, your water weasles game for getting gold."

22:50 GyroFeather grunts as he gets smacked by the rudder and then sighs. "If I then you owe me a big favor of my choosing, no saying no ti it." he says with a growl. "It sounds like you want me to take the biggest risk here."

22:54 < Bryce> Well the link broke slimcat the first time around

22:56 Luna_Loutre shrugs, looking over his shoulder at the gryphon as he walked to collect the otter, "I'd say were taking more of a risk than you are, chicken. Me and Bryce are going to be the ones who actually have to go confront the dragon. And I'm pretty sure that a dragons faster on foot then in the air. Well, maybe fast but cumbersomeness. Plus don't forget, it might breath fire or something."

22:57 < Luna_Loutre> (ah)

22:57 Bryce Daeless is sitting with crossed arms, fingers rapping against his biceps, as the pair approach. "I dunno, dragons are nippy in the air. Although they don't have the tightest turning circle when they're up there, this is true..." He nods to the peacock with a smile, though. "So how'd he rope you into this, then, Gyro?"

22:59 GyroFeather rolls his eyes as he comes face to face with the other otter. "Oh sure, I'm supposed to distract the thing, while you too run in and grab some loot. Now...will you agree to give me that blank check, in addtion to my share or not?" He then turns to Bryce and gives a dismissive wave of the tail. "Oh look, another water rat."

23:04 Luna_Loutre shrugs, "I suppose so. Do your job well enough, we might even be able to get a second load. Its still going to be quite the chunk of change no matter how we split it. And don't you dare call me a water rat or I'll bite your tail of!" The otter regained his composure, brushing down his tunic and adjusting the worn, lopsided tricorn hat he wore. "Well, is there anything you guys need before we go? Don't think we'll be gone that long, so we don't need provisions. Weapons maybe, if things get tight?" The otter casually played with the hilted dagger at his side.

23:07 Bryce Daeless offers a lazy shrug. "I could do with something sharp and pointy. And a little more substantial than a dagger, too," he says with a pointed glare at the other otter's weapon. Then his eyes turn back to the peacock. "Oh, come on, you're really gonna play it like that, are you?" he says, with a mock-pout. "Fine, fine, it's up to you, but the least you could do is say something like 'water weasel'..."

23:14 GyroFeather sighs as he feels both of their eyes resting on him at that remark and the shrugs. "Fine...water weasel it is...Still...I'm not too skilled with any sorts of weapons I'm afraid...its never come up." This tail flicks behind him as he casts his eyes back and forth between the two creatures. "Whats teh plan anyways?"

23:17 Luna_Loutre shrugged again, "Well, do I look like a weapons shop to you. If you want something, scamper off and get it. We'll wait here. Ideally though, we wont be needing anythings. Just quick in and out. But its up to you. As for the plan, I suppose we'll have to refine it when we figure out exactly were the dragon is, but for the moment, I was thinking, me and Bryce sneak in and attempt to grab the treasure. If the dragon wakes up or something, we make a rush for the exit were your waiting, you take off and distract it while me and this otter fellow go back and grab the loot."

23:20 Bryce Daeless nods, rolling his eyes a little at the other otter's comments, but he can't fault the basics of the plan, as it stands. "I guess if things go as they should, we make a couple of trips in and grab what we can, passing the loot to you to guard while we're pillaging. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be back shortly..." He pushes himself to his feet and scampers

23:24 GyroFeather nods at the plan and then settles down as the other otter begins to scamper off. He then taps his claw gently on the ground as he waits. "Well then...I guess that's the plan. Lets hope it goes off without a hitch."

23:27 Luna_Loutre gives a bit of a nod, the otter crossing his arms and grinning smugly. "I don't have doubt, everything will be fine. Not like something like that will try and eat us or something. Who knows, it could be just a little lizard or something, like the size of my leg. As I said, everything will be fine." The otter assured as he waited for the return of his fellow.

23:30 Bryce Daeless returns with a spear about as long as he is tall draped over his shoulders, a wicked looking point on one end "All right, let's get this show moving!" he says, seeming more enthused now that he's got a weapon in hand. "Just one question, we got bags to hold everything in?"

23:32 GyroFeather seems to have dozed off by the time the otter returns, snoring softly. He then starts awake as he hears the other's crunching footsteps and the looks at bryce and then Luna with bleary eyes. "Ya...i suppose it is time for us to get a move on. I mean I've got my own saddle bags."

23:34 Luna_Loutre gave and exasperated sigh, obvious the otter had overlooked that key point. "I think that would work, though you might be flying around while were on the ground. The big question though, is could we even lift a large sized bag of gold and the like. That stuffs quite heavy. I have pockets for myself, but I dont know about you otter."

23:39 Bryce Daeless clicks his tongue, eyes shut, and holds up a finger. "Give me a moment..." With that he's gone, and soon he's back with a rucksack held over one shoulder. "All right, NOW let's get this show rolling!"

23:41 GyroFeather huffs at the pair as bryce disapears once more, but at least he's faster this time. "Good, lets get going then you two. Lead the way Luna." His tail lashes back and forth as he looks over the otter in the know. "And you better take my bags, I don think your pockets will be enough."

23:48 Luna_Loutre shrugs, "If you say so. Lets hope this search doesn't take to long... It was coming on dusk when the three of them encountered the first sign of the dragon. Hey had been traveling for most of that day, and, with the otters insistence, pressed deep into the woods and venturing off the beaten path that lead through them. The sun was shone unobscured from were it was kissing the horizon, Illuminating a rather intimidating scene. Luna bit his lip, looking over the broad swath of forest that had been all but leveled by some creature or force of nature. Though most likely the former, due to blue scales and blood staining the ground around the area. "Ummm, well, maybe he's a bit bigger than I thought he was."

23:52 Bryce Daeless blinks, biting back any sounds or shows of fear, save for the white-knuckled grip on his spear shaft. "Well... Are we all still sure this is a solid plan? Because I don't know about you two, but I don't feel like a spear and a little pokey knife are gonna be all that effective against whatever made this mess..."

23:55 GyroFeather blinks as they come upon the scene and then loooks around the clearing, feeling his heart skip a beat. "This...I'm not sure that we're up for this challenge. I know I said earlier that I"m not food...but ehh...I feel like this dragon would be all to eager to prove me wrong..." he says with hesitation in his voice. His crest falls flat upon him as he clenches his beak.

00:01 Luna_Loutre walked rather tentatively towards the center of destruction, stepping over branches and vaulting fallen logs, to were it seemed the main disturbance had happened. There were no trees in that area, as if they all had been thrown aside. Only dirt. Red, bloodied dirt. The otter prodded at it with his footpaw, before recoiling. "Its still fresh!" He chirped towards them. Returning, one of the dinner sized blue plates in his paw, he held it up to the two. "You recon that this is one its scales? If it is, it look like it took a bit of a pounding from something. I still vote we press on, at least to find were this creature is. Maybe its wounded or something to that effect."

00:04 Bryce Daeless's lips tighten, the otter rapping his fingers against his spear. "I mean... We could have a look, but I'm voting for a hefty dose of caution here. If we get there and he looks more or less intact, we pull out. Treasure ain't worth getting shredded for. Or swallowed whole, for that matter," he mutters. "What do you say, Gyro? I don't mind having a look, feeling the situation out."

00:07 GyroFeather shifts a tail behind him nervously, casting a look back and forth between them. He wants to turn back, but he feels some pressure out of both of them and nods his head gently. "I...guess taking a look wont be too bad." He then wanders up and grabs the scale from Luna's paw and then looks it over, tracing a claw over the ridges that coated the top.

00:12 Luna_Loutre nodded, before pointing, "I suppose that ridge line would be as good as any to look... Night had almost fallen, grey light fading from the sky. The party stood on the overhang of a cave, set into the wall of a, not all to steep, yet rocky canyon. "Well, I suppose that's it." The otter motioned to a trail of blood that led into the cave, nearly ten feet wide as it disappeared into the darkness. "It looks like its pretty beat up. Are you guys still with the plan then?"

00:16 Bryce Daeless narrows his eyes, breathing hard from the hike up the ridge. "Maybe... But how banged up do you really think it is? Could be bleeding but still together enough to take us." He chews on his lip, thinking. He's not sure he really wants to go any further, his gut tells him bad things await, but on the other hand he isn't so sure he wants to walk away without being sure.... "I guess we can get as far as the cave entrance, and see how it looks..."

00:21 GyroFeather stares down the dark tunnel. To his eyes, the cave seems to get pitched black rather quickly, leaving what lay beyond shrouded, especially in the dying light. He can smel lteh blood though, it seem to eminate teh cave. "Well...I think the scent of blood will be enough to cover our own at least. I suppose that means we can get a little closer without issue." He flicks his tail and casts a glance over to Luna. "Well...lead us on. Its your plan, so if we get caught you're eaten first."

00:27 Luna_Loutre smiled disarmingly, raising his arms in placation. "Okay, okay, im sure that's not going to happen. But if you insist, I will." The otter led the way around the outside of the cave, before approaching the maw of the gaping cavern. He flicked his small round ears, as if hearing something from inside that cave. As they inched closer the sound became more apparent. Crunching, gulping, tearing. Luna froze. "Ummm, maybe we should turn back," He whispered over his shoulder. Then suddenly the sounds stopped.

00:33 Bryce Daeless holds his spear at something like a ready position as he creeps along behind the other, taller otter, but as he too hears the sounds he gulps, putting a hand on Luna's shoulder. Not that it was needed, the otter stops himself and turns his head to speak, and Bryce nods. "Are...are you sure the blood was from the dragon we're looking for?" he says in a harsh whisper... and after a moment he realises that while he's been talking there's been no noise from within. "Back up. Fuck this, we're not hanging around. Back up now!" he hisses!

00:36 GyroFeather moves behind the both of them, with his wings half flared as he walks, as if anticipating having to take off at any second. He hears the loud noises coming from ahead about the same time as the others and freezes entirely. The gryphon is stunned as fear seizes upon him, causing his body to lock up as a jolt of adreniline runs through his body. HIs heart speeds up and he feels panic rising inside of him, and yet he couldnt bring himself ot move. However, with his wings outstreched as they are, he'd certainly prove an obstacle for the two retreating otters.

00:46 Kaiser Gren peered through the darkness at the two otters and there feathered companion. The dragon licked his massive lips, clearing them of the blood of the other dragon that lay torn and shredded at his feat. Intruders he reckoned. As usual, there to try and steal his treasure. How typical. He rose slowly, not even making a rustling of scales. The two otters seemed to be talking rather panickedly, attempting to push there avian fellow back towards the edge of the cave mouth, and safety. Kaiser let out a long, loud sigh. Well, at least he would be dining on live morsels tonight. It was just a blur of motion as the dragon exploded out of the cave. Bryce and Gyro didnt even have time to blink before both were brutally pinned to the hard rock of the cave ledge by massive, greenscaled claws that dug painfully into there flesh. As for Luna though, the otter was a lot less lucky. Jaws descended upon his head, teeth digging into the flesh of his chest as the dragon held him aloft, kicking and screaming to be released from what ever horrid thing that had just happened to him.

00:53 < Luna_Loutre> (Sorry, I got to sleep, hopefully we can continue in the morning.)