Stats

The RP has a total of 21 lines, 681 words, and 3669 characters.
The average line consists of 32.43 words that themselves average 4.39 characters taking about 4 minutes, 46 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 10 lines, 316 words, and 1643 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 31.6 words that themselves average 4.2 characters taking about 6 minutes, 26 seconds.
Mik Ogniokrwisty said a total of 11 lines, 365 words, and 2026 characters.
Mik Ogniokrwisty's average line consists of 33.18 words that themselves average 4.55 characters taking about 3 minutes, 6 seconds.

10:08 < Mik> RAPE!

10:08 < Gyro> RAPE?

10:08 Mik Ogniokrwisty pounces and nibbles on ea- oh wait no ears Well shit, what am I supposed to do now?

10:11 GyroFeather grunts and topples tot eh ground at the pounce. His crests bob up and down in front of the cat's face.

10:12 Mik Ogniokrwisty watches the crests move up and down as if they were some kinda hypnotic device. He doesn't move an inch, but his eyes follow it

10:13 < Mik> (I may have to brb)

10:14 GyroFeather shifts around beneath the heavy cat and then rolls over, hoping to make his assaulter fall off of him.

10:33 Mik Ogniokrwisty is subject to the laws of physics, and the cat's head actually constitutes most of the body mass. As the surface under him shifted, the cat fell off like a hammer, but recovered in time not to get himself damaged. He stands on all 4s, ready to strike, with a challenging look in his eyes

10:35 GyroFeather doesnt even spare the cat another glance as he feels Mik fall off of him, instead looking out towards the sky for a moment before closing his eyes and relaxing where he lay.

10:38 Mik Ogniokrwisty is a little off-put by the gryphon's strange behavor, and stares at him, confusedly. His body shifts a little, and while still ready to go, he's not ready to spring at the prey like its life depends on it

10:41 GyroFeather isnt scared of the smaller cat and considers him more of a nuisance really, much like one might consider the smaller felines that one keeps as a pet. His tail swishes back and forth as he settles in for another nap. The bird is tired afterall.

10:42 Mik Ogniokrwisty stares at the ta- ACK! Not agian, the cat closes his eyes and shakes his head, not letting his instincts play him like a fiddle again. He decides to lie down next to the gryphon. "Heya. Long day?"

10:53 GyroFeather drapes a claw over the cat as he settles down beside him, gently stroking over the bright orange fur. "Long day? The day hasnt even started yet...its still the morning..." he mumbles out tiredly.

10:53 Mik Ogniokrwisty says "Oh, right. Time zones. Silly kitty~ Need a sandwich to start the day?"

10:54 GyroFeather shrugs and curls his tail around Mik. "I think I'd much prefere a catwhich."

10:54 Mik Ogniokrwisty says, "But I don't know how to do witchcraft, I can only use my Sacrier skills. Would a Catsorcerer be sufficient?"

11:03 GyroFeather rolls his eyes at the terrible puns and then pushes the cat away with a growl. "I wasnt talking about magic you dolt."

11:04 Mik Ogniokrwisty rolls over as he's pushed. "Eep!" He gives you an apologetic look

11:06 GyroFeather snorts at the cat and then says, "Go put yourself between two slices of bread for me why dont ya?"

11:06 Mik Ogniokrwisty laughs. "I don't see why, but... OK!" Mik Ogniokrwisty gets up and runs off. Mik Ogniokrwisty runs back in, tosses one slice onto the floor right in front of you, tosses the other one up into the air, then flops. Inertia's a bitch, so he starts sliding straight at you, slowly coming to a halt, very gently colliding his nose against your beak. The second bread slice falls onto your head. Mik looks up at it. "Damnit! Missed again." Then he rests his head on the first slice.

11:19 GyroFeather grunts as the large slice comes down upon hi shead and then grabs it to press it back on top of the cat who'd prepared himself so kindly for him. "There we go, a catwich. I think you're right, this is just the thing to get me going for the day."

11:22 Mik Ogniokrwisty blinks. You can see the metaphorical light go off in Mik's head. "...oh! Oh I get it now. Catwitch. Ahaha." he giggles, and gives you a stare. "Uh-oh."

11:42 GyroFeather brings his claws out to grasp on the bread and hold it down around the little kitty's form. "Indeed~ You did want to give me something to perk me up afterall.' He takes a large bite of the bread and then gulps it down, letting hi sbeak brush right up against the cat's orange fur.

11:43 Mik Ogniokrwisty squeaks softly, his eyes narrowing a little in fear. "I don't wanna ruin the bread flavor!"