Squish The Spider
One-Shot
8 September 2016
Stats
The RP has a total of 30 lines, 623 words, and 3506 characters.The average line consists of 20.77 words that themselves average 4.63 characters taking about 3 minutes, 22 seconds.
Gyro Feather said a total of 14 lines, 325 words, and 1732 characters.
Gyro Feather's average line consists of 23.21 words that themselves average 4.33 characters taking about 3 minutes, 50 seconds.
Thoshan said a total of 16 lines, 298 words, and 1774 characters.
Thoshan's average line consists of 18.63 words that themselves average 4.95 characters taking about 2 minutes, 53 seconds.
19:19 Thoshan Galvantula pushes his head into your gut.
19:19 Thoshan Galvantula "Sounds like yours."
19:20 GyroFeather laughs and leans down to lick the spider's head fuzz. "Then perhaps it needs a little filling~"
19:21 < Thoshan> [sub]Sorry, but I went to the Dentist's a few hours ago and I don't really want anything to do with maws for a bit. Still sensitive.[/sub]
19:21 < Gyro> ewww
19:21 < Gyro> dentists suck
19:22 < Thoshan> Yeah. Especially if you have problems remembering to brush.
19:23 < Gyro> Dats why I keep a brush in my car and in the shower, shower at night and car on my way to work every morning.
19:24 < Thoshan> Hmm, probably wouldn't work for me.
19:27 < Thoshan> [sub](Admittedly I really wanted to do the belly listening gag)[/sub]
19:27 < Gyro> :P
19:27 GyroFeather holds the spider close to his grumbling belly anyways.
19:27 < Thoshan> [sub](It's cuuuuute >///<)[/sub]
20:57 Thoshan Galvantula Joltiks.
20:57 GyroFeather doesnt see them, accidentally takes a step back with his hind paw and it lands on them.
21:00 Thoshan Galvantula squishes under that blue catpaw.
21:08 GyroFeather blinks as he feels the sensation and then lifts his paw up to look at the joltic squished flat and pressing against the paw.
21:11 Thoshan Galvantula wiggles weakly, his little body slightly shaped like the paw he's pressed against.
21:12 GyroFeather looks at the creature trapped beneath his paw and then flops to his side so that he can pull it off with a talon.
21:15 Thoshan Galvantula is grasped by one end in two talon tips and peeeeeeeled off that paw, stretching a bit as he does so.
21:18 GyroFeather flings him back and forth a couple times before setting him down on the ground, looking the curious thing over.
21:20 Thoshan Galvantula is popped back into shape from the whipping around! Though judging from how the tiny spider is staggering about, the action seems to have left him dizzy...
21:23 GyroFeather giggles as the spider staggers about and offers him a sip of his drink. It smelled faintly of alcohol. "Here, have a sip, it'll perk you right up."
21:24 Thoshan Galvantula climbs up the side of the offered glass and peeks over the rim...only to fall back on the ground, legs up and twitching a bit. Must smell very strong to the little guy.
21:25 GyroFeather breaks out into a bit of laughter and takes a swig of the drink. He then sets the glass back down on one half of the joltik's body.
21:26 Thoshan Galvantula wiggles his lower legs, his upper half trapped under that glass!
21:29 GyroFeather giggles at the little bug as it kicks his legs and then dips his talon in the drink, before smearing it along his abdomin. "Surely you want a taste!"
21:35 Thoshan Galvantula can feel wetness on his tummy as that liquor is rubbed on it. [sub]He would probably look comical with half of his body squished under the glass.[/sub]
21:41 GyroFeather gives a little laugh and pulls the glass up again, letting him stay half flattened to the ground like a disk.
21:44 Thoshan Galvantula wiggles his top half slightly, his lower legs still kicking around.
21:45 GyroFeather grins and then gently traced a claw over the smahsed form, running it right along the ridge to the fixed section.
21:47 Thoshan Galvantula still has that fuzzy feeling even on his smooshed half, though not as much. He appears to be blushing now - maybe because you're rubbing his tummy...
21:53 GyroFeather begins to sing, "Ive got that fuzzy feeling~ Ooooh Oohh that fuzzy feeling~ Yeeeeaaah that fuzzy feeling, now its gone gone gone...gone gone...always."
21:57 < Thoshan> [sub](improptu song? owo)[/sub]
21:57 < Gyro> ( :P)
21:57 < Gyro> (I probably totally misremembered an old 80s song :B I think its technically burning feeling)
21:59 < Thoshan> [sub](why did I look it up >w<;; All I got were burning pee results.)[/sub]
21:59 < Gyro> ( ..<
21:59 Thoshan Galvantula would claim that your foreclaws and talons are not fuzzy and are instead scaly and birdlike. If he wasn't half-squished. [sub]Or a Joltik. He's too small for his vocal cords to produce speech anyways.[/sub]
22:08 GyroFeather was merely thinking that he was feeling something fuzzy, but would agree that he's scaley. He then flips the joltik over and lets the little feet skitter into teh air.
22:11 Thoshan Galvantula was already belly-up so now he's right side up again. Instead his little feet end up walking all over his front half and he just looks like an adorable little mess.
22:11 < Thoshan> [sub](sexy catbirds. =//w//=)[/sub]
22:16 < Gyro> (Is there somthing more this sexy catbird could do? :P)
22:17 GyroFeather laughs as he watches the two halves collide and then takes one of his ice cubes out of his drink. He licks it over, and then presses the cold rock onto the bug's form.
22:21 < Thoshan> [sub](Not really. I'm mostly just trying to spin my wheels here - you can stop at any time.)[/sub]
22:22 Thoshan Galvantula is squished under that cold cube into a little yellow square of fuzz, all folded up and uniform.
22:23 Thoshan Galvantula [sub]should probably try to focus on MHG though since he's now in a group...[/sub]
22:23 < Gyro> (Alright. I didnt mind really, I was just asking to find out what would make it more enjoyable for you :P
23:18 < Thoshan> [sub](catbird disposal.)[/sub]
23:18 < Gyro> [sub]:P I'm terrible[/sub]
23:19 < Thoshan> [sub](>w< Don't worry)[/sub]
23:26 < Thoshan> (though now I do wonder what would've happened if our RP had been more vorish.)
23:26 < Gyro> ( :P idk! probably just some crop play)
23:29 < Thoshan> (Hmm, I kind of wanted to see that degradation thing but...)
23:29 < Gyro> :P
23:29 < Gyro> (I totally could! I just dont know what you like so I dont wanna go to far :B
23:31 < Thoshan> (There's not that much that would be 'too far'. Overly graphic digestion would hit it but I'd probably just bubble away in a belly as a 'tik.)
23:32 < Gyro> (Ahh ok ^^ I figured you didnt like fatal w/ your chars based on earlier things.)
23:32 < Thoshan> (Permavore is a big no.)
23:33 < Thoshan> [sub](other thing?)[/sub]
23:33 < Gyro> (heh yes, I would never ever ask that.)
23:33 < Gyro> (literally only there because its been asked of me on other chars before)
23:34 < Gyro> (and ye, I thought you mentioned being willing to gurgle away my bird, but not wanting the opposite.)
23:34 < Thoshan> (*shrug?*)
23:35 < Gyro> (oh well ^^)
23:41 < Thoshan> [sub](to be fair I don't think you'd want to poop on a spider.)[/sub]
23:42 < Gyro> [sub]probably not :P[/sub]
23:44 < Thoshan> [sub](would be an effective way of showing my eventual fate though.)[/sub]
23:45 < Gyro> [sub]Hehehe I mean...I've certainly played that out before and enjoyed it xP[/sub]
23:45 < Thoshan> [sub]Well, you're busy right now so...have fun~[/sub]
23:46 < Gyro> [sub]Well just got the final post, is sleep time for birb now :P[/sub]
23:47 < Thoshan> [sub]In several ways.[/sub]
23:47 < Gyro> [sub]:B[/sub]