Hassling the Bartender

1 September 2016

19:00 GyroFeather makes his way into the bar and then orders a fruit drink. He waves at the nonexistant occupants since obviously there were no survivors.

19:11 Alderbrand Schroeder threw the otter over his shoulder as he lumbered past Gyro. "One moment, I will grab your drink." He grunted. Sitting the otter on the counter

19:12 Bryce Daeless lets out another high-pitched sound as he's hauled up, then blinks, sitting on the bartop, not entirely sure what to do next. Poor otter is very confused

19:13 Alderbrand Schroeder made the drink and plopped it infront of Gyro as he winked to the otter

19:15 GyroFeather picks up the warm fruity drink and sips on it. He makes a face and then shoves it back at Alderbrand. "You jipped me on the brandy! I can tell. Its not nearly as strong as it ought to be." He ignores the otter. After all, he doesnt really exist anyways.

19:19 Alderbrand Schroeder snorted as he looked at Gyro. "Best to keep with manners or I spit in your drink..."

19:22 GyroFeather narrows his eyes at the much larger dragon and then arches up, putting his talons on the table. "What kind of manners is it to make me a weak drink?" He growls, "Now make it proper...its what I pay you for."

19:24 Alderbrand Schroeder snorted. "You have not payed, and therefore I refuse to serve you." He growled lowly as he eyed the little being. "Now best keep your tongue in that little beak of yours before you end up squacking in my gut. Do I make myself very clear?"

19:27 GyroFeather begins to raise his voice to demand otherwise when threat a second later cows the bird. He settles back down and grumbles, swiping his drink back and sipping on it gently. "Well I'm not paying for this one," he mutters under his breath.

19:28 Alderbrand Schroeder perked a brow. "What about you trying to lay me?" He grunted, the drakes hearing a little muffled

19:34 GyroFeather clenches his beak and then looks up at the dragon. He gives him an incredulous look at the question. "I wouldnt lay you if you were the last creature on earth, even if my claws were bound in such away that I couldnt touch myself."

19:48 Alderbrand Schroeder chuckles as he grabbed the other by the lapels and lifted him up, grinning toothily to him. "In a minute you are going to be a bulging gut..."

19:54 GyroFeather squawks as he's lifted up by his tuft of purple chest feathers and then brings his claws up to try and pull himself free from the powerful grip. "W-wait...I was just kidding. YOu're a really great guy. In fact, I'd lay you right now," the bird says, in a near instant change of heart.

20:03 Alderbrand Schroeder chuckled as he opened his maw wide, a serpent like tongue coiling out and wrapping around his beak to keep it shut. Lifitng him high he slowly fed him down his thick, slick throat as his belly growled lowly. Grinning from ear to ear he made sure that none of his sharp teeth touched the bird as he kept his hind paws together. Letting gravity do most of the work he quickly managed to have the bird up to his shoulders in his constricting throat with his arms locked down at his sides to prevent any form of escape

20:08 GyroFeather mmphs as he feels the tongue squeezing around his beak, leaving a thick coating of drool and inundating the poor bird with the foul scent of Alderbrand's saliva. The scent of old meet and alcohol lingered on his breath among other things, causing the bird to scrunch his face. Soo he presses into the hot pink flesh, struggling all the while as the warm drool soaks into his feathers. The first gulp draws his eyes in, casting his vision into darkness.

20:14 Alderbrand Schroeder purred deeply at the others flavor as he gulped again and again, drawing the little plaything quickly up to his hips. Taking a bit of a breather and winking to Bryce and Dice if they were around, he continued to slowly tuck the bird away into his bulged throat. A few more swallows quickly pushed the bird so that only his knees and legs stuck out, hopefully still kicking. Nothing beats hearing a small thing inside of you, screaming for its life as it would soon be nothing but a bit of extra weight on his belly or thighs

20:21 GyroFeather feels himself steadily squeezed down the powerful throat of the dragon, only making a small bulge in the creature's neck as he's steadily drawn inward. Saturated in slime and drool, the bird tries to scrabble upon the walls of the tight throat, which largely stills his motion and keeps him from shouting. THe bird's hind legs kick and flail even as it proves useless. Around him, the heart beats loudly in his ears as does the steady breathing sound, adding to the gurgles that were soon ahead.

20:31 Alderbrand Schroeder grinned and swallowed again, a victory flag in the rapidly approaching distance as he watched inch after inch of the little morsal slowly delve down his throat as he quickly got to his feet. Having a small thing for feet and teasing them the drake nibbled at the souls of the little morsel happily. Besides, it meant one thing; the gryphon was about to become something better than what he was before; dragon pudge.... with a final gulp he sent the little bit of food down into his awaiting and very hungry gut. Grinning to Bryce he let out a loud, wet belch in satisfaction before looking to any others in the room. "Any other problems with drinks?" He asked in a low growl

20:35 GyroFeather kicks and squirms as his foot pads enter the mouth, feeling the tongue dancing along over them rather ticklishly. It Soon though, a gulp seals those away, drawing with them the pretty feathered tail that adorned him. The bird, with that, moves much faster down the tight tube, disapearing from the throat and entering the belly to bulge with his form. THe sphincter opens before his nose, blasting him with the foul acrid air that burns at his lungs. Finally the pressure is up enough that he can speak, and speak he does. "Spit me up! Please...I'll pay double! Tripple! I'll give you that lay!" He shouts frantically, flailing away in the hot stomach.

20:39 Alderbrand Schroeder snorted as he looked at Rimfire as his gut screamed. "Come here little one." he growled lowly as he walkedover to him. Grabbing his head he pushed it up against his gut so the screams of the little being inside were heard. "He is not going to die a good death. He is going to scream in agony until he dies the most painful of deaths rotting away in my gut." He snarled. "So care to pretend still?"

20:47 GyroFeather 's ears boom as he hears the loud voice echoing around him, momentarily overwhelming the organic cacophony of noises. He can feel the face of another person pressing up against him through teh gut and shouts, "You gotta get me out of here!" The bird claws at the walls and flails inside as the hot oppressive chamber squeezes around him. He's forced to breath in the foul air that burns at his lungs, leaving him coughing.

20:48 Flanker "Shut up, Gyro." She said, the screaming already getting on her nerves. Her attention went to the dragon. "Can't you digest that little shit faster?"

20:49 Alderbrand Schroeder snorted and lumbered back behind the bar as his gut would slowly begin to digest at the occupant inside, rubbing his gut idly as he washed the bar. "I prefer slowly, I like hearing em scream."

20:50 Flanker "Screaming is nice when it's not some high pitched little fucker like him." She glared at that stomach, only to roll her eyes. "He's dragon food, anyway. Enjoy the meal."

20:50 Renee Bun jumps in a corner, to give a look at the gurgling dragon belly and at his digesting meal

20:53 Alderbrand Schroeder perked a brow over at Renee. "Can I get you a drink?" he asked, letting out another low belch

20:55 GyroFeather pushes back against the claws as the other form pulls away from him. He shouts in fear, though quickly his calls were driving himself horse, especially in the caustic air that he was forced to breathe. Practically soaked to the bone in the acids, he could feel them begining to tingle at his flesh underneath his feathers and fur.

20:55 Renee Bun smiles, leaning on a couch close to the dragon "With absolute pleasure"

20:57 Alderbrand Schroeder smiled as he felt his gut gurgle around the little meal inside. Perked a brow over to the little one, he chuckles. "Little one, what would you like to drink?" He asked him curiously

21:01 Renee Bun gets a bit closer, leaning one of her elegant paws on his gurgling belly, caressing the stretched skin, feeling the trembling coming from inside "surprise me" she says, giving a quick glance at the gryphon too. Today she's hearing a lot of hungry gullets around herself

21:02 GyroFeather squeals and thrashes in the stomach, especially as another paw comes to rest against him. He cursed all the gawkers who didnt help him out...and yet he'd been on that other position so many times. Already he could feel his feathers coming off around him, joining in the soup that surounded his form.

21:06 Alderbrand Schroeder urped once more, chuckling. "Rub while you can, he doesn't have much longer." He rumbles as he winked to the little bun. He reached back, grabbing a smaller glass and pouring her a Black Russian and slid it toward her. "Wanna give him a kiss?" He teased

21:09 Renee Bun takes the drink in her hand and takes a long sip, feeling it burn in her throat, "Aboslutely, I have to, or I could risk to not have this chance ever again..." she says before leaving a tender kiss to the melting gryphon, rubbing her cheek on the swollen belly, hearing the sloshy noises from inside

21:13 GyroFeather feels himself growing lightheaded in the stomach as he uses up most of the air that remains in there with him. Already he can feel himself deteriorating under the powerful liquids that suround him. He's stripped naked, afraid of the fact that he certainly isnt going to last much longer there. As Rennee gives her attentions to the poor bulge, his motions slow to the point of passing out from lack of air.

21:14 Alderbrand Schroeder chuckles as he resisted every urg to rub the little buns ears as he grunted. "And how do you plan on paying little one?" He asked in a deep rumble. "Unless you would like to join him...." he snorted, a puff of smoke swirling from his nostrils

21:17 Renee Bun looks at the dragon, before drinking in a single sip all the liquor and give a really long lick at his belly, leaving a long wet line on her tongue path, while both he paws caress the gryphon "Paying? I thought you were offering it to me"

21:21 Alderbrand Schroeder chuckles, "I asked if you wished a drink, never did I say it was free..." He rumbled, "But I offer you an alternative to money. A single kiss on my cheek and the drink will be taken care of."

21:24 Renee Bun "What a bad boy you are... - she smirks, getting on her tiptoes to reach his cheek, closing her eyes as her belly rubs on the dragon's and on the death and digesting body of the gryphon - ...taking advantage of a little and slightly tipsy bunny..."

21:25 Alderbrand Schroeder grinned as he felt the kiss and winked to her. "I could have been much more lewd and had you kiss somewhere below that gryphon..."

21:28 Renee Bun smiles, leaving a little lick at his cheek too, her breasts pressing on his belly and her ears hanging behind her head "Oh...naughty dragon...but you'd have to offer me more than another couple of drinks for that king of kiss..."

21:34 Alderbrand Schroeder in a moment, has to go drop off the gryphon Renee

21:38 Alderbrand Schroeder would walk in, his stomach having completely broken down and liquified the peacock within, his stomach no longer gurgling, but instead slorshing, as the nutrient rich soup that was once the peacock would work its way slowly into his intestines for him to absorb, save for the bones, and other materials his body had no use for. This was natural, the part of the cycle that signified the start over, searching for more food. His gut would slowly resume its normal state, save for the pudge he got from his meal. He would stand in the clearing with hoses and shower tiles around, raising his tail, and grunting, s he let out a big log of digested poultry, bones speckling the remains, as well as some feathers his stomach just couldn't handle. He would grunt out, leaving quite a mess with that log alone, but he wouldn't stop there. The dragon would push even more out, crushed up pieces of the bird's skeletal structure. It would be a big mess, obviously, since the bird himself wasn't tiny. The dragon would squeeze out a few more logs, his guts bubbling contently as he released the large load, before one final squeeze, leaving the bird's skull on the top of the pile.

21:47 Alderbrand Schroeder returned, his gut back to normal as he leaned on the bar. "Alright, whom wants a drink." he grunted

21:48 Renee Bun "and the gryphon is gone"