Taking Up Space

21 August 2016

10:13 Feath takes up space, once more.

10:15 GyroFeather complains that Feath is taking up his space!

10:15 Feath thinks Gyro is entitled to complain... just as she's entitled to ignore them! And entitled to make rude gestures at him as well.

10:15 Aitherius pokes the two birds

10:15 < Aitherius> 0w0

10:16 Feath pokepokes back!

10:16 Aitherius spasms and falls over

10:17 GyroFeather glares over at feath and is about to say something, before the poke makes him turn to glare at Aitherius

10:17 Aitherius hides in his tails

10:18 Feath giggles and tailwiggles smugly. "Fear the owl!"

10:18 GyroFeather walks up to feath and tugs one of their wing feathers with his claw rather hard. "This pink isnt very becoming of someone fearsome.

10:19 Aitherius peeks out from the tail fluff

10:19 < Soledad> mmmmm, home made bourbon chicken

10:21 Feath yelps! That tug almost pulls the feather out and it interferes with her smug tailwiggle and strut! She turns and promptly swats Gyro on the head with her other hand. "Oi! Oww! That hurt, you dolt! And you better behave, I can be bigger than this for a bit now!"

10:22 Aitherius falls over laughing from the image

10:23 GyroFeather squawks at the swat and jerks back reflexively, pulling out one of the bright pink feathers with it. He fluffs his feathers and brings the befeathered claw to rub where he was slapped. "Oh boy, a pink owl, whatever will we do?"

10:24 Feath shrieks! She dances and hops around, clutching the arm where the feather was removed. She glares at him, hissing, and hoots "Damned halfbird! Shoo! Go get gobbled up by some snake or something useful, leave innocent little owls alone...!"

10:25 < Vaughn> I need to find out what's for lunch today.

10:27 Aitherius yawns lazily and flips his tails

10:28 GyroFeather chuckles at the strange dance and then reaches over to brush her with her own feather. "Innocent? I told you you were stealing my space." His feathers perk and he turns to shoot Sandrook a glare. "Hey! I can be plenty fearsome."

10:29 Aitherius snickers at the purple blue gryphon

10:29 Feath turns her head and glowers at Gyro, swiping at and snatching her own feather back from him with a huff. "I can steal anything I want, including space! And that is still innocent. And you're not fearsome. You probably don't have any magic, but I do...!"

10:33 GyroFeather clenches his beak as the feather is pulled from his claw and narrows his eyes at Feath. "Magic? What areyou going to do, turn me into a pink thing like yourself? I doubt anything from you is that powerful. Besides, I've put plenty of things that thought they were fierce down my gullet." He steps up to the owl getting right in her face to glare.

10:35 Feath blinks. Rapid blinking and at his close proximity ,she gives ground. It was simpler than trying to push him away after all, especially after the seemingly outrageous claim he made. "Oh, really? What were they, mice? They make those claims often! And you have noooo idea what I can do. How about if I turn all my feathers so stiff and sharp that they're like porcupine quills, huh? See, magic!" Ziyrin then calls from the crowd, offering to help the gryphon.

10:37 < Ninavor> GRAR!

10:37 < Ninavor> @ w@

10:37 < Andrea> It's too early for this much noise.

10:37 < Soledad> mos def

10:38 < Aitherius> Ducks*

10:38 < Ninavor> dicks. |3

10:38 < Aitherius> XD

10:39 Feath shoots a dark look at Ziyrin. "YOU keep out of it ...!" She didn't quite know what the other owl could do, but she suspected it might negate what she could do with her amulet, so she was even more warier.

10:39 < Soledad> what a guy xD

10:40 < Baitos> I bought some instant coffee to keep me awake in the guard towers, and it's actually pretty tasty.

10:41 GyroFeather snorts and takes another step forward, nipping at her beak. "A couple dragons, and some birds," he reponds, and then snorts at the claim. "I think you're all bluster there and no real magic behind you." He glances sideways at Ziyrin and shakes his head. "I think I've got this just fine. She's bluffing."

10:41 < Baitos> The next thing to invest in is an electric kettle instead of waiting for the distro driver to come around to get hot water.

10:41 < Soledad> I have espresso powder here but it's mostly for baking

10:42 < Soledad> xD

10:43 < Soledad> http://i.imgur.com/WNbA5Py.jpg

10:43 < Baitos> That looks tasty.

10:43 < Baitos> Super tasty.

10:44 Feath yips at the nip at her beak. Short as her curved beak was, the gryphon's nip was right at her face, uncomfortably close. She backpedals more, quicker, scuttling backwards. "I do have magic!" she claims defiantly, hissing a bit. "I do! And I'll show you, too!" A hand clutches at the pendant at her neck as she glares at Gyro, although holds off on actually doing anything; she didn't have a whole lot of excess mana saved to actually play with to just waste it unnecessarily.

10:46 < Soledad> it was pretty good. black cookie crust, creamy espresso cheesecake with a touch of dutched cocoa and Bailey's. yumyum

10:49 GyroFeather laughs boisterously as she backs up. "See, I've got you on the run. But show me this magic then," he says, rolling his eyes. His pace advances in step with hers with confident strides.

10:49 < Vaughn> I keep making buddybuddy with people who sleep when I work.

10:49 < Vaughn> I am left alone all day. Hooray.

10:52 Feath glowers at Gyro and decides to demonstrate. Just a bit anyway. At least she never needed to close her eyes, although she frowns in concentration. There was a close from beneath her fingers, and then after a moment her whole body was covered in something akin to a heatshimmer in appearance, her outline blurring a bit. magic enough she feels... although over the next several seconds she did increase her size, upwards from 2 foot tall to 2 and a half.

10:52 < Vaughn> Eh. 'M used to it.

10:52 < Vaughn> Soon as Kazie gets back to me I'll just get another 3ds and monster hunt all day like I used to so I won't hear the crushing silence.

10:55 GyroFeather tilts his head as he begins to glow and then blinks with some bit of surprise as the owl does indeed grow a bit, bringing her height to just below his shoulders. He shakes his head and clears his expression, glaring at the owl once more. "Well...I suppose you do have /some/ magic, but at that size you're still small enough for me to get down," he says with a chuckle. He steps forward and attempts to grasp Feath's amulet.

10:58 < Baitos> What happened to your last 3DS?

10:58 < Vaughn> I sold it.

11:00 Feath had finished pretty much what she'd wanted to do, of a more comparable size to the gryph. Or somewhat closer anyway, meaning she didn't feel quite so threatened by him, even when he steps forwards. She holds her ground this time, glaring on back and hooting "There you see!" after the heat shimmer effect had faded. Feathers stood on end, making her appear even larger still, glaring right on back in response to his glare. "And I can make my feathers sharp still ... So you bett- AWRK!" She stops at the grab for her amulet, one hand smacking at Gyro's head, the other grabbing at her pendant too! "Shoo!"

11:00 < Gyro> Vaughn, better than I, who keeps finding people he likes, who sleep soon after he gets off of work.

11:04 < Vaughn> It's more difficult for me to find people I like because I have a fair few things I don't delve into and most of the stuff I love is borderline bodyhorror/outright goreplay.

11:06 GyroFeather grunts as he's smacked across the head, flinching, but still keeping hold of the amulet. He tugs upwards on it in an attempt to dislodge the necklace from her neck, fighting both her claw and feathers as she does so. The bird lets out a loud growl at Feath, rumbling forth from his chest as he grabs a claw full of chest feathers and pulls hard upon them, as the gryphon wasnt above fighting dirty.

11:08 < Baitos> I'm in another country, AND I work night shifts, so I'm working while everyone is awake back in the US. ;A;

11:09 < Vaughn> Yeah, but you chose that.

11:09 < Soledad> I'm just a picky jerk xD

11:09 < Baitos> Nein. Shortage.

11:09 < Baitos> I never asked for this.

11:09 < Vaughn> Yes, you quite literally did.

11:09 Feath swats again at Gyro, a cuffing swipe of her hand, but she was in a bit of a problem. She clutches at the necklace itself, even if the chain itself was a bit on the thin side and potentially something that might break! The sudden snatch at her chestfeathers though came as a bit of a shock for her, her instinctual response being to clutch at her chest ... although even as she did so she realises that might have been a mistake. She shrieks, covering her chest with one arm, jumping up to grab at her necklace she had let go of momentarily. Squawking loudly, "Let go of that!"

11:09 < Gyro> I keep ending up getting intersted in Europeans, and I live in the US

11:09 < Vaughn> In fact, you explicitly applied for it.

11:10 < Baitos> You're mistaken Vaughn, because I'm not talking about the occupation. I'm talking about the shift I was assigned to.

11:10 < Vaughn> No one burned down your lap [sup]kidnapped[/sup] your love interest and turned you into a cyborg.

11:10 < Vaughn> With... sunglasses built into his skull.

11:15 GyroFeather tugs hard upon the pendent as her claw releases its grip, snapping the chain around her neck. A brief smile appears upon his lips as he takes a step back from her, holding it high. "Oh, is this the source of your magic? Forgive me for borrowing it then." He then opens his beak and dangles the charm above it before then gulping it down to his crop. "Ooops, I seem to have dropped it!"

11:18 < Nixs> Hey Jessica

11:18 < Vaughn> Jensen had mechanical eyes and sunglasses.

11:19 Feath jumps up at Gyro, reacting quickly, jumping up at him again as he backs away. Still not quick enough though as her precious gem gets swallowed there, in front of her eyes, even as she'd just near-collided with his front. A second later she grabs at his neck hooting "Spit that up, damn it, spit it up!" No matter that he was a bit bigger than her, she plunged her hands in beneath his feathers at his neck, feeling around, trying to feel for her gem that he'd swallowed, trying to stop him actually swallowing it, the blunt fingers pressing firmly against his flesh, feeling what she could in the hopes she could at least massage and work it back up before it was too late! "Give it back!"

11:21 < Soledad> what's a Jensen?

11:21 < Vaughn> Adam Jensen, protagonist of Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Mankind Divided.

11:21 < Soledad> orite

11:21 < Aitherius> 0w0

11:22 < Vaughn> He's got mechanical eyes so he can track sonar and see in extreme light environments.

11:22 < Vaughn> And he still wears sunglasses.

11:22 < Vaughn> [i]all the time.[/i]

11:22 < Baitos> Maybe they're actually additional HUD's?

11:22 < Vaughn> No, it's stated outright that his hud is a part of his ocular implants.

11:22 < Baitos> Well...style points I guess.

11:23 < Baitos> I mean, my panties would be wet if he engaged his sunglasses at me, this Jensen fellow.

11:23 < Vaughn> You don't wear panties.

11:23 < Baitos> Little do you know.

11:23 < Vaughn> I would know, I've undressed you several times now.

11:24 < Vaughn> But if you do, then I'll insist you also wear a skirt.

11:24 < Baitos> I don't remember. This ethanol seems to be doing a good job.

11:24 < Vaughn> Down to the knees, at least.

11:24 < Rena> lol, another dumb broad crusading against porn

11:25 < Baitos> Good for them.

11:25 < Vaughn> Utah banned porn, yeah.

11:25 < Baitos> GOOD LUCK.

11:25 < Rena> lol

11:25 < Vaughn> they signed it into power this morning, Batos.

11:25 < Baitos> What are they going to do? Block the internet, or filter it's contents?

11:25 < Vaughn> Yes, and they have that power.

11:26 < Vaughn> Every country/state does.

11:26 GyroFeather had not at all been prepared for the ferocity of the owl's assault upon him as soon as the necklace disapears past his beak. He coughs and gags as her claws catch the lump halfway down his throat rather uncomfortably, and more importantly, making it much more difficult for the cat bird to breath. He grabs her arms with his won talons and tries to keep them off, but its too late, already his throat his wretchign it back up. The hard slimy pendent sputters out of his mouth only to splash upon the owl's pink brow. "Fine...you're more trouble than you're worth anyways," he grunts.

11:26 < Rena> yeah lets see how fast that results in the retarded senators getting shot

11:26 < Soledad> TOR isn't that hard to use

11:26 < Rena> " “This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”"

11:26 < Baitos> The dark web! Makes me think of Megaman Battle Network.

11:27 < Rena> Well, that explains it. Lets just nuke utah and be done with it.

11:27 < Soledad> if you're too dumb to acquire porn then you don't deserve it anyway

11:27 < Gyro> Well I mean also like...they'll lose in any federal court battle.

11:27 < Vaughn> their politicians will be replaced, complaints will be ledged, it's entirely likely that someone federally will be called in to sort the mess out.

11:27 < Baitos> Time to go to Utah and sell some porn.

11:27 < Rey> Sneks? Sneks.

11:27 < Vaughn> Especially if the federal government has a decree somewhere considering jailtime for possessing porn to be a cruel or unusual punishment unbefitting the nature of the crime.

11:28 < Aitherius> Snek? Sneek? SNNNNEEEKKKK!?

11:28 < Vaughn> I would like to share my dick with someone, yes.

11:28 Feath struggles there, having felt the firm lump of her pendant but .. too late. Too late . or so she thought. She was given a reprieve though, and even if the pendant was slimy and ugh, she gets it back! Thankfully. She stops fighting there, grabbing her necklace and hissing some, but at least a truce was called in effect. "Grr .. daned .. halfbird!" she hoots, wiping her head of the wetness. She was breathing hard, but the crisis was over now.

11:29 < Rey> Struggle snuggles? Struggle snuggles.

11:29 < Soledad> no :U

11:29 < Rena> ...

11:29 < Rena> Pornography that involves any kind of homogayness, that being sodomy or Devil worshipping, will result in long-term prison sentences. "

11:29 < Vaughn> That's downright discrimination.

11:29 < Vaughn> This law won't stick.

11:30 < Rena> " the war on self-rape in this country. "

11:30 < Vaughn> Me and Baitos should go to Utah and fuck on top of a car somewhere.

11:30 < Baitos> I think Baitos needs like...a blaster instead of a revolver. Just like...a pew pew pew blaster.

11:30 < Rena> oh god I'm dying

11:30 < Vaughn> Kissing and everything.

11:30 < Baitos> All the homogayness.

11:30 < Vaughn> [sub]Vaughn has a revolving action top-break shotgun and two revolvers.[/sub]

11:31 < Rena> guess they should arrest all the senators and government officials first :D

11:31 < Draggy> Pff, that won't happen Rena

11:31 < Draggy> And you know it :[

11:31 < Baitos> pew pew pew lazurz.

11:32 GyroFeather growls at Feath and then turns tail and flaps off towards the sky. "Stupid pink owls. Next time I'll keep your damn pendent." He huffs aloud.

11:32 < Jessica> "If you wants to snuggle climb up silly... hehe"

11:33 Feath hoots at the departing gryph, "Next time you'll never get a chance!" But feeling rather emotionally exhausted, she flops down on a beanbag.z