Wanted for Murder

19 August 2016

21:07 Mizque lazes about his rather large whicker nest of a home, laying in the very hammock he'd finished digesting a smaller catbird in not to long ago, the cooler of snacks GyroFeather had left near by as he idly plucks out something and throws it into his beak, gulping it down with nary a care, he's got a nice place to live, more than enough food, and the maple sap he sells makes him ample income, ah, this is the life

21:12 Serilde glances down at teh paper in her talons, giving it a look over once more. Yep, this appeared to be about the proper spot for the bird she's looking for. Clenching her talons, encrusted in sharp steel she searches the airea with her eyes before settling upon the location wher ehis nest. Clenching her beak, she dives down towards him, only flaring her wings at just the last second, and bringing a sharp steel blade down firmly against his chest, all without peircing the skin. "Well well, what do we have here?"

21:16 Mizque squakes some in surprise but holds still "Excuse you, this is my home, what business do you have her, flying up like that, with sharp pointy things no less, and acting like you own the place" he snaps at the other gryphon, giving her a rather anoyed look as he does so, before huffing and moving to bat away the blade "Can't you see I'm trying to relax and enjoy myself"

21:22 Serilde doubles down the pressure on his chest as she feels the gryphon trying to push her blade covered claws away. "Oh, you know, the usual thing for a mercanary. You've been a bad bird, or so I hear. You better cooperate. I'm authorized to bring back parts of you as proof if for whatever reason the whole of you wont come alive and wiggling," she says down at him.

21:25 Mizque blinks some "The hell are you talking about you free lancing hussy" he simply barks at her, not trying any more to push those bladed claws away "I've not broken any laws that I know of so any bounty you have would be illegal"

21:28 Serilde narrows her eyes down at him. "Well...if thats the case, then perhaps its best that you cooperate with me. I'm sure that one of the gryphon's clerks will allow you to prove my mistake." She says. "Now, if you would kindly let me tie you up...or else we'll have to start making this painful on you."

21:30 Mizque frowns some "I will go with you, but I won't do that whole tieing up bit, I am unarmed, and look at me, not gonna out run a merc" he says glaring back at her and adjusting his glasses "Honestly, I'd like to see what proof and reason you even have for accosting me, in my own home of all places"

21:36 < -> Nyama is now known as pony_78152

21:36 < -> Percy is now known as Nyama

21:39 Serilde snorts at him and then retracts a claw, making sure to pluck one of his blue feathers as she pulls it off. "Well, you better not try to escape," she says wtih a growl. She then pulls out the writ from her bag, One which describes him perfectly, and his nests location. "You may have been able to get away with eating ponies. but the kingdom really takes issue with the birds disapearing around here."

21:42 Mizque frowns "You mean the idiot that invaded my nest uninvited and failed to bring a gift, I was well within my right to eat him, you know how things work" he snaps back before rolling his eyes "Likely the clerks just want some bits or something for the family or some such, but definately not enough reason to send a merc out and make things such a pain in the ass"

21:48 Serilde narrows her eyes at the other bird and points out a clawful of names of gryphons that disaeared around here. "I thin there's more than one listed here, and that's for them to decide I suppose. But I get teh feeling it wasnt a series of duels." She says, "I hope the idiot you are refering to wasnt the kings nephew who traveld through here a month ago."

21:50 < Mizque> "Dunno, I don't keep track of the times, only keep a record of pellets, and any way you cut it, they still invaded my nest, entering it without permission, and without the backing of the courts" he says with a shrug as he wobbles back and forth to flop out of the hammock after a moment "But lets just get this over with"

21:53 < -> SweetWater is now known as Apple-Bloom

21:58 Serilde lets him roll out of the hammock and then get a couple steps before she pounces her larger heavier body against him, knocking the bird down onto the hard wicker floor. "I think that I prefer my prisoners all tied up however. Makes it easier to keep track of I'm afraid." She reaches over to her pack and pulls out a long twine of rope.

21:59 Mizque grunts and kicks out at the merc "And I told you I don't do that tied up bullshit" he replies as he ends up rolling with her from the force of that pounce, snapping his beak agressively at her

22:04 Serilde narrows her eyes at him and gives him a firm slap cross the face with the back side of her claw as he staps at her. "Well, if you dont want to come tied up, I could very well take you in other ways, especially at your admission of guilt back there. Would you prefer that?"

22:07 < Mizque> "Admission of guilt my pudgy ass, I delt with nest invaders, even asked if they had brought a token of piece, which is, last I checked, the custom of entering another nest, hell I gave a pass at asking you for one because your here on official business. But my nest isn't a 'rest and relaxation' spot for fucking idiots to just land in, willy nilly, and act like they own, now piss, the fuck, off"

22:11 < Serilde> (Dinner break)

22:12 < Mizque> (XD I thought I was dinner :P)

22:39 < -> Amplitude40 is now known as Amplitude

22:46 < Serilde> (Am back Mizque, sorry about that!)

22:48 < Mizque> (it's fine)

22:49 Serilde gives him another slap for his insolence, this time, however, letting the metal dig into his face just enough to leave a trickle of blood. "I'd shut up if I were you, before you get me irritated," she commands sternly. A claw reaches into her bag to pull out a long silken rope. She brings it to his front claws and begins to fight to tie them up.

22:52 Mizque hisses as he's slaped again retoring by giving the merc a hard bite, while it's not breaking the skin the hard grip of his powerful beak that continually builds is more than enough to cause some serious bruising over her shoulder as he mumbles around the beakful of gryphoness "I tolf you no fuffin rofes"

22:58 Serilde gives a loud cry at the sudden bite upon hier shoulder, clenching down upon it, but she's had worse pain pain before, and powers through it, getting his front legs tied off. She then gives a loud growl and shifts her attention back to his face, using her far claw to wrap aroud the underside of his jaw and apply pressure at the jaw bone with her sharp points. "Let go, or I'll pierce your dumb little skull."

23:01 < Mizque> "Fafe fhe rofe off firsf" he mumbles out slowly increasing the preasure more, enough to bruise down to the bone by this point, his slightly dull beak tips finally puncturing the flesh of the merc and bringing a bead of blood as he pushes his hind paws to her belly firmly, but not lifting her up "Breaf my jaw and I fif, flaws ouf"

23:05 < -> Dusk is now known as Mercury

23:06 < -> Apple-Bloom is now known as SweetWater

23:10 Serilde gives a much louder growl as she feel sthe pressure building in her shoulder and the pain growing more intesnse. In responds she squezes at the jaw line, piercing his skin with her sharp metal claws and putting pressure on the particular tendons that open the jaw. She can feel hearm blood flowing out ofer her talon, soaking his feathers. "Let go. Now."

23:14 < Mizque> /me huffs as he feels those claws digging in and eases up before letting go "Take, the fucking, ropes, off" he says angrily as he pushes his paws firmer against her belly, his claws sliding out some to prick some through the fur, but not enough to touch the skin, the threat of the kicking claws just that as he has dulled paw claws so that the occassional tresspasser to his territory that

23:14 < Mizque> gets to live can more safely tend his paws

23:22 Serilde pulls back the instant he legs go of her shouder and then brings the bloodied talon to rub against it. Her attention, however, is immidieatly brought back to him as the paws push against her belly. She sits back a little further and seizes upon the hind legs, directing them upwards so that even if he does kick it wont be at her face. "Oh I dont know, I think you've earned yourself a little fun with me for that stunt," she responds, begiing to use the rope to tie those up too.

23:26 Mizque kicks hard as she grabs his hinds before twisting hard to role before squaking in pain as something in his back pops "God fucking damnit, would you knock this shit the fuck of you worthless peice of shit merc hussy"

23:31 Serilde grunts, feeling them graze her chest before she can fully get them out of the way, and then makes sure to tie the ropes even tighter now in retaliating. "FUck you too you little cockatoo." She says, finishign the bindings. I"'m tempted to bind that fucking little beak of yours." She then stands up and begins to drag the squirming cat bird across the rough wicker towards his house.

23:33 Mizque grunts some and flinches in pain occassionally as some of his feathers are tugged out by the whicker he's dragged across before he snapps at the merc "That's not the right way to the courts, stupid"

23:40 Serilde drags him into the house and looks upon his trophy collection, letting out a whistle of being impressed. "Well, look at this, seems some gryph has been rather busy here," she comments, and begins to pull out the pellets with avian remains. "Just gathering teh evidence, though...I'm rather tempted to just go sahead and make one of these of my own." She comments idly.

23:42 Mizque frowns at that "So what, your tempted to become a two bit murdery who barges into peoples homes and eats them? Some proud gryphon you are huh, can't even let people keep a semblance of pride, nope, you gotta be a shit about it, bet that's because your so ashamed to be a merc, instead of an honest profession like an orchard owner"

23:48 Serilde steps forward and gives Mizque a kick to the ribs. "I can bring you dead just fine if you didnt cooperate, and feel like it will be my word against a pellet and a piece of shit. Though I suppose dead or alive you're still a piece of shit," she growls. She gets alittle closer to him with a pellet in claw. "Though, since you enjoy eating gryphons so much, maybe I'll give you one last meal."

23:50 Mizque winces as he's kicked before snarling "Fuck you bitch" he says simply before jerking his head some to, in an akward way, spit in her face due to his hard beak making that kind of gesture rather difficult "Just take me to the courts, I'll pay whatever fee I have, then I'll make sure you pay for the shit you've pulled today"

23:52 < Serilde> (so if I make him eat a pellet or two...yay or off limits?)

23:56 < Mizque> (I...would preffer not)

23:56 < Mizque> (but, if you really really want it, I'll go with it)

00:03 Serilde rolls her eyes and shoves the pellet of some poor soul into the gryphon's beak as he begins to talk. Its dry and tasteless from its time curing in the house. "I think not. But maybe I'll give you a chance to dispose of the evidence. Now eat up."

00:04 < Serilde> (I sorta like the idea of combined pellets or two xP)

00:50 < -> GyroFeather is now known as GyroTech

01:07 < Mizque> (okay so last thing I saw was me saying if your really really want it I'll go with it)

01:10 Mizque gags and tries to spit the pellet out only to have a second one shove in, his eyes going from the harsh look they had before to a more pleading one as those dried balls of bones, hair and feathers are forced into his beak and down his throat, causing him to gag "Seriously....not cool"