Getting to Know a Friend at a Fishing Show

25 July 2016

16:35 Ghoti places a cheerio on the end of a string, attaches it to a stick, and slowly moves the stick around

16:36 Seaward Skies looks over at the little snack, frowning

16:36 < Ghoti> [eicon]ghotiface1[/eicon] Nothing suspicious or ironic here

16:37 Seaward Skies pats at the cheerio, looking very suspicious indeed

16:37 < Ghoti> [eicon]ghotipeek[/eicon] almost got one...

16:39 Seaward Skies tries to pick up the cheerio, wondering exactly what madness is going on here

16:43 Ghoti drags the line closer to where he's hiding, though he's not really hiding, just out in plain view

16:45 Seaward Skies follows the line with his eyes, looking up at the fish. "...hello?"

17:00 Kranos Wildtalon spots a cheerio... Must. Not. Pounce it!

17:03 < Ghoti> [eicon]ghotiface1[/eicon] ... [eicon]ghotiface4[/eicon] oh hi

17:04 Seaward Skies fumbles with the cheerio in his forehooves, blinking. "Are you... Are you trying to [b]fish[/b]?"

17:05 < Ghoti> What? Me? No no no no no, no, god no. [sup]I'm trying to pony[/sup]

17:06 Seaward Skies gets the tasty little treat between his hooves, tilting his head at the strange piranha. "You're trying to what?"

17:06 < Ghoti> Don't worry about it mate

17:07 < Ghoti> How's the cheerio?

17:07 Seaward Skies pops it into his mouth and chews. "It's a little bland. And soft..."

17:09 Ghoti slowly reels the line in more and more [eicon]ghotiggity[/eicon]

17:12 Seaward Skies feels the tug at his lips, pulling him closer to the fish, then realises he's swallowed the cheerio, and thus the line as well. "Hey, could you knock that off?" he whines

17:15 Ghoti stares at the pony nonchalantly "What? I'm not doing anything, just playing with this here stick...say you're getting awfully close all of a sudden, almost seems like you want to share a kiss with the fish"

17:20 Kranos Wildtalon is just chuckling at the side line

17:20 Seaward Skies frowns at that, tugging at the string. "What? Why would I want to kiss a fish? I know I've got one on my butt, but that just means I'm a good swimmer, is all..."

17:34 Ghoti frowns a bit "I'm rather charming once you get to know me...if it's a problem with me having no lips to pucker up and kiss, that's not an issue...we fish have a special pucker ready and waiting for a kiss." slowly opening his jaws to reveal the tight cluster of muscles at the top of the fish's throat

17:35 Seaward Skies blinks at the sudden display and pulls back again, but he's caught fast on the end of the line and only manages to strain the rod. "O-oh, that looks...lovely, but I really think I ought to be g-going now..." he stammers, wings flaring a little.

17:46 Kranos Wildtalon seats himself comfortably out to one side. This should be quite the show for him... Poor pony~

18:25 GyroFeather walks into the bar and looks around. Seems to be a rather busy night. His face lights up as he spots a familiar bird in the bar though. The little gryphon wanders up to Kranos and takes a nearby seat. "Hiya there Kranos. Havnt seen ya since for a couple months after you fell asleep in here...I figured someone got to ya."

19:18 Seaward Skies nods, still inches away from the fish and still attached to the line. "Can't say I minded..." he whimpers

19:24 Ghoti lets out a slow, disappointed huff of air through his gills, somehow, which wafts fishy scented breath across the pony's muzzle "Terribly sorry again for that, now then, about that kiss I've kept you waiting for, go on and pucker up!" the slick, scaly fish opening his jaws again and pulling the stick closer, reeling the pony in as he pulled the transparent line through his jaws to try and center the pony's face up with his gullet

19:27 Seaward Skies shakes his head again, trying but still failing to pull himself off the fishing - or ponying - line as he's dragged forward. "Nono, that's fine, no need to..." he protests, as his muzzle is pulled inside the dagger-lined jaws, scrunching at the stench coming from Ghoti

19:33 Ghoti began to caress around the back of the pony's head with a free 'fin', gesturing closer as he let those teeth of his graze dangerously over his muzzle "You should know that I don't do small kisses, let's just say I really like to go deep with them..." the whole time he spoke those muscles of his throat continued to relax and pucker over and over again, showing off just how wide a fish's throat could actually open, they're surprisingly capable at devouring things

19:37 Seaward Skies watches the ring of muscle ripple rhythmically, opening wide then puckering up again. The fin at the back of his head is almost mocking, pushing him inward even as it strokes at his mane. "D-deep? How deep?" he stammers, as his muzzle comes to just outside of touching distance

19:40 Kranos Wildtalon belatedly had the opportunity of Gyro approach him, with Kranos having now sat back in one of the Gullet's booths, a glass of Mango Cider beside him and his face full of amusement at the poor equine facing his demise. Only... Said Gyro snaps his attention elsewhere with a gasp. "O-oh! Hey bud... What? Get to me? Ha! I'm made of too much fluff to make a good meal"

19:44 GyroFeather snickers at the respons and hops up beside him in the booth. The little tiercel casts an eye towards the mango cider and flags down a waiter to bring him one. "You're right. Only just an appetiser. Besides, I think the cute ones tend to get eaten first. I mean look at that stallion over there. He just showed up for the first time the other day, and already he's gonna be gone," he replies with a chuckle.

19:45 Ghoti managed a keen smile from the corners of his lips at the curious question, bringing that fin up and down the back of the pony's head more, feeling through that brown mane of his "Let me show you..." he trailed off before the grip became more firm, and with a tug of the stick and a simultaneous lunge of his head, the fish gaped his throat wide open and plunged the pony's entire muzzle down into it until his teeth were nestled behind the back of Seaward's head and ears

19:48 Kranos Wildtalon did throw another glancing toward Ghoti and Seaward, again bemused that a show was currently going on. But now that company had arrived, Kranos focuses more on sitting up straight, banishing his once slouched pose to sit and feel more approachable while petting Gyro'shead with a paw's palm. "Heh. He should count himself luc- H-Hey!" Realising that Gyro had made a cheeky pass, Kranos squawks, beak hung agape momentarily to couple his wide eyes. "I am not food! If anything, it's others that become [s]un[/s]fortunate to satiate my hunger"

19:48 Seaward Skies manages to let out something like a squeak as he's pulled forward, muzzle falling into that wide throat without seeming to touch the sides, the sharp teeth at the back of his head giving him a very good reason not to pull back. His hooves scrabble against the ground, trying to get enough purchase to stop himself from being pulled in any further

19:53 GyroFeather tilts his head down and rubs his feathered crest up against that paw, enjoying the gentle scritches. He slides a little closer to the larger bird, allowing his feathers to come in contact with Kranos's body. He certainly felt approachable enough for the peacock, who seemed to have found his courage since the last time. Gyro looks up at that hung beak and wide eyes, grinning all the while. "Heh well, certainly not food for me anyways, you're a bit much. I bet someone will come along if you lurk here too much though."

19:53 Ghoti was at the point now where he could let the stick go, no longer able to benefit from it, and used both of his fins to gather up as much of the pony as he could, and start to apply steady, pulling pressure to ease the stallion's head further down his throat, surprisingly it seemed the strongest muscles being used right now were those that were squeezing and flexing around Seaward's head and neck as the fish's kiss continued deeper with no signs of stopping any time soon, French kissing apparently didn't compare to Amazonian kissing

20:00 Seaward Skies can only make muffled sounds of protest now as his muzzle is being all but crushed by the tightness of the throat. It ripples around him, opening up behind his head then tightening, forcing him in a little deeper each time, as the fins slide around his rump and held guide him in without damaging his meal on the sharp teeth. His shoulders squeeze past, and are forced into the throat as well, lifting his hindlegs up off the floor while his wings flare out to try and halt his passage, and his hindlegs spread wide, desperate to find some purchase on the smooth floor.

20:08 Ghoti started to wish that he were in his aquatic element...likely as much as Seaward was wishing he were in his sky element, a few lunges and darting movements in the water and the pony would have been finished by now. Not one to dwell on the disadvantage that land snacking brought him he simply pressed on with the endeavor and calmly walked his jaws further down the pony's form, encouraged by the salty caramel taste that started to become apparent the more he managed to work through his jaws. His teeth were indeed mostly just there to prevent the pony from thrashing around enough to escape, acting as a sharp deterrent as the tall fish hefted the pony as well as he could into his eager gullet

20:10 Kranos Wildtalon watched on as a waiter's sway brought along Gyro's cider settled swiftly beside his own quarter-empty glass. His expression seemed swift now it was wiped away, replaced by a glance away with eyes narrowing to near slits aside a snapped shut beak and the harsh crossing of his arms, feigning annoyance. "Nuh uh! Ain't no one would want to go for me... Kitty has claws!" Yet, the feathered closeness of Gyro had other effects, to one would be a coccooning wing slipping around the smaller gryph, holding him near and dear, while focus upon grabbing a drink slipping his glass of sweet fluid to beak, tipped back for a generous mouthful and heavy glug!

20:14 Seaward Skies tries as best he can to keep his wings splayed out, but they're folded back by the relentless march of the jaws, forced back to his sides. Not that the stallion had any idea what he could have done even if they had kept him there; he can't fight this fish from the inside, not with those teeth there. At best, he could have delayed the inevitable, but it seems he couldn't even manage that, the jaws and teeth at his belly and rump by this point, everything from his forelegs and forward encased in hot, tight, fish-smelling flesh

20:16 GyroFeather pulls the edges of his beak into an open mouthed smile as his acquaintance pouts and then reaches a talon up high to gives some condescending scratches against the base of Kranos's crest, just at the edge of his reach. He snugs into the wing and swishes his tail back and forth as he eyes his glass. Retrieving his claw once more, he takes a sip of the cider and purrs his approval. "Sounds like the sort of thing one might brake out the nake clippers or emery board for then," he says in a still teasing voice.

20:18 Ghoti gave the pony a brief respite once he had those wings securely between his jaws, knowing he wouldn't be able to flap away now, and allowed him to simply slowly glide across his tongue to savor that curious mixture of salty-sweet flavors. Of course it didn't last all that very long, and the relentless contractions of the fish's gullet resumed their original intensity and speed as he lifted up and supported the weight of the pony's back legs so his belly didn't have to rest across his bottom teeth, and with a slow, deliberate toss, the fish's jaws went straight up, head tossed back, allowing the pony's entire weight to work against him as the greedy fish let everything relax and allow Seaward to simply sink right down into the kiss-fish's belly

20:27 Seaward Skies starts to slide his hooves against the floor again at the pause, letting out muffled, strained laughs, the slick tongue playing over his belly and tickling at him, just short of sliding over his sheath. The salty flavour is stronger down there, the caramel taking over nearer to his tail and mane, but the enjoyment can't last long, as soon his body is pulled in as well, rump pulled up against the tight throat. Another pause, and he wonders what brought this one on, if the tongue is going to slide up between his legs this time, but instead the little stallion gives a short cry that's barely audible outside the fish as he's lifted vertical, and then feels himself sliding in by gravity alone, the throat slack around him, slime and saliva letting him sink in with ease as he heads towards the stomach~

20:35 Ghoti waited with patience as the tail of the stallion slipped down, through his jaws, and just before the last hints of the equine slid through the opening of his throat, the fish's jaws snapped shut, severing the clear pony-ing line, the only thing that could have effectively helped with pulling the pony back out, and a firm gulp brought the kiss to an end as the slippery flesh and muscles worked along with gravity's assist to pack the pony down his body and into his now generously, expanded gut, the fish's fins lightly patting over those crimson red belly scales "Usually about that deep, or deeper still, but that should help get the idea across. Sadly for you I'm a river fish, not an ocean fish, so I guess you won't be ultimately living up to your namesake. That said, the last thing you ate yourself was rather appropriate, with that I say...cheerio, mate"

20:36 < Ghoti> (Yes the payoff was worth it, [sup]shut up[/sup])

20:38 < Kranos> [ that was terrible, bud xD

20:40 Seaward Skies squirms the whole way down, as the throat tightens up again and he's forced down and into the belly, curled up, covered in slimy drool, surround by walls that work it deeper into his fur. The scales wriggle from the outside as the stallion struggles, but they go still as he pauses, listening to the fish speak. At the last word he groans and gives a solid kick. "R-really...?"

20:41 < Ghoti> (With puns, I'm in it for the long game mate)

20:43 < Gyro> (I snickered at it :P)

20:43 < Gyro> (Skies can confirm!)

20:44 < Ghoti> (Oh?)

20:44 Kranos Wildtalon unintentionally yawns upon that very moment, perhaps all too relaxed at this current time. The sight, however, of Seaward's form soon vanishing completely, followed by Ghoti's awful pun, brought the largest groan of pain to froth from Kra in a matter of nanoseconds. "Aarrrrrghhh!" It wasn't the moment's focus though, not seeing now that Kranos had a friend to soon scoop within a cradling arm, giving closeness an all new meaning seeing Gyro half sunk into the magnitude of fur lining Kra's larger body, his eyes glinting playful annoyance now they flash down toward him. "Speak more like that and I'll give you a tour of the scenarios you're most likely picturing me in"

20:48 Ghoti couldn't help but flash his teeth in the proudest, smuggest, shit-eating grin that could only be managed with teeth like his at both Seaward's, as well as Kranos's reaction to his little statement as he settled into a comfortable position, and allow his body to slowly turn the pony into fish food "Yep, guess you never thought you'd be leaving the world on the heels of a bad pun, eh?"

20:49 Kranos Wildtalon would have gotten up and whapped Ghoti on the nose... But he's all too occupied and on the verge of keeling over from something so terribly punny, that he let it slide.

20:51 GyroFeather hears the pun and breaks into a fit of laughter, having found it more amusing than anyone had a right to be. He snorts a bit of cider back into his glass and then sets it down rather hard on the table as he relaxes into the scaley arm. His warm pink down envelopes it, at least for a second before the gryphon squawks and stiffens up at the suggestion. His back goes rigid and shivers, but then the moment soon passes as he relaxes once more. "Heh, you know I'm only joking of course as I assume you are?" So close now, gyro's warm slightly fruity scent wafts off of him.

20:51 Seaward Skies kicks out again, clearly doing nothing to the fish but making another short-lived bulge in the already straining gut. "F-fuck you..." he manages, going back to struggling as conditions get worse inside the stomach. Soon enough the bulge slows, then stops moving altogether as the stallion becomes nothing more than another meal. Still unable to believe that he was going out with that...

20:56 Kranos Wildtalon may have to abscond himself. Silly player has this tendancy to slowly fall asleep and focus can be lost. With that, it seemed nigh instant for Kranos to drop into a slumber right beside Gyro, with his head slumping to one side and making room of his light, drawn out breaths... Silly maoburd.

21:01 GyroFeather suddenly finds himself slumped upon by a rather heavy gryphon. Stuck wrapped in his wings and his claws, the little tiercel finds himself pretty trapped in the larger gryphons embrace, and imobile. "Ugh...and again he passes out on me. So much for getting to know a handsome fella."