Dinner at Hor-der-vores
One-Shot
4 April 2016
Stats
The RP has a total of 24 lines, 4650 words, and 25335 characters.The average line consists of 193.75 words that themselves average 4.45 characters taking about 8 minutes, 57 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 12 lines, 2612 words, and 14132 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 217.67 words that themselves average 4.41 characters taking about 9 minutes, 54 seconds.
Vesper Piero said a total of 12 lines, 2038 words, and 11203 characters.
Vesper Piero's average line consists of 169.83 words that themselves average 4.5 characters taking about 8 minutes, 0 seconds.
21:08 Vesper_Piero was waiting in the back. Blasphemy, who wouldn't do such a delicious thing x3
21:13 GyroTech looks down at the fancy invitation he'd recieved in the mail and then back up at the door of where this restauraunt Hor-der-vores was supposed to be located. For such a fancy invitation, and the offer of a dining experience of a lifetime, the entryway certainly did not seem terribly fancy. Wiht a sigh and a shake of his head, the blue furred unicorn shoves through the door into a dark hallway beyond, lit by only a couple candles. Following the signs to the dining room, he pushes open the door, which creeks at his hoof and then steps inside, unsure of what he might meet beyond these doors, but still hopefull of a wonderful dining experience. Inside Gyro would find a some what simple looking establishment hidden away from the world. It resembled a rundown tavern that was kept in good enough check to make use of. Though there weren't many here it seemed, a beefy earth pony behind the bar counter was cleaning a mug while wearing an eye patch but he looked the most normal int he room. For around could be seen thestrals aka batpony as well as changelings, gryphons mingled amongst the more common equestrian life. The room had too floors, and his invitation had a table number with F2 by it at the bottom of the paper. Clearly Gyro had already been given a seat, though he wouldn't see many eating, the dingy lighting made it hard to without getting closer. GyroTech steps inside and hears the door thud and click shut behind him. He stands there, stunned, as he takes in the rather wide variety of species that populate the place. An uncomfortable chill travels through his body though as he sees changelings undisguised and all the gryphons among the crowd. With a nervous laugh he takes a step back and bumps into the wooden door that had shut and upon fumbling for the knob, he finds it locked. He begins to notice eyes settling on him and under the pressure, bites his lip and begins to make his way through the space towards his table. With a sigh he sits down at an empty seat and takes the glass of water before him, begining to sip on it. For the moment he notices he's alone...and there doesnt seem to be a menu either.
21:32 Vesper_Piero was waiting in the back. While wading through the more crowded lower floor Gyro received a plot grab from a gryphon and a plot bump from a changeling whom gave him a chilling slow lick across the black muzzle. The room certainly was odd, it was well hidden and out of the way from public, so something was special about this place right? Before any such question could be answered Gyro would find of all things a dragon coming to sit across from him, the only one in the room whom must have been hidden or come in after he did. Either way Vesper's eyes were on the unicorn. "Nice night for a bite isn't it?" vesper asked with an innocent smile and friendly expression. Leaning on the table the dragon scoots over slowly. "So you came for the fun right? You look new after all and...." Leaning over the dragon sniffed closely at the unicorn's mane, possibly sending a shiver up Gyro's back. " And smell knew, guess its a good thing we met then~"
21:39 GyroTech stops drinking his water mid gulp with his cheeks still bulging out from his mouthful as he sees nothing other than a dragon sitting down across from him, sitting quite a bit taller than he was. He finally swallows it, as the dragon leans across the table to him and gives a nervous smile. He sets the glass down on the table, releasing its green glow and looking nervously at Vesper, not that out of place, as any new meal would be. He bites his lip at the question and says, "Well...I heard good things about the place...and ya this is my first time here. The name is gyro." On the table he's left his invitation out. It seems the stallion was one of the randoms who was occasionally brought in.
21:44 Vesper_Piero Smiles as he glanced to the invitation, then back to Gyro. "gyro... gryo... Mmmm how appropriate~ so have you decided yet? After all the kitchens here are skilled and they even have a few private ones for hands, errr hoofs on work so no one else need handle the food." Vesper would say, introducing himself after with a bashful smile and blush while rubbing th eback of his head. "Sorry I didn't give my name first." The dragon remarked, scooting back to stand up and come around, holding out a hand. "Shall we take in a private kitchen? Would be best for noobies~" The dragon teased, tail wagging softly.
21:50 GyroTech tilts his head as his name is distorted to the similarly spelled wrap and then rolls his eyes in irritation. He's about to retort when he's taken aback by the sudden question. "Decided? How can I have decided yet if there are no menus...its a bit hard to do that dont you think?" He nods at the dragon's name and then gets up out of his chair to follow. The idea of private kitches did rather appeal to him. Having his own staff make him whatever he wanted sounded nice. "Sure I suppose." The unicorn noticeably keeps enough distance from himself and the dragon to prevent him from being casually touched.
21:56 Vesper_Piero Nods then turned to lead the way, heading back down stairs, through the crowd he waded slowly, trying not to step on anyone's tail or hoof foot or claw. The hazy atmosphere seemed a bit denser, as if to many were smoking or the kitchens were working harder. They would infact walk right past the changeling whom gave a plot bump to Gyro earlier, his back to them though it was just as Gyro walked by he'd hear a loud shhhllrrp, gglllrk followed by a sof tburp. Even if he turned he'd have missed somepony's tail being sucke din like a noodle, the big sloshy gut pushed out against the table, wobbling around from what was clearly a big meal, though between the mostly black gut semi transparnt strip of green in over the middle and mass of random food the unicorn would miss the fact that this changeling just ate a pony. "Ahhh hit the spot." The changeling cooed, picking his fangs while unaware of Gyro passing behind him. Walking along Vesper heads to the bar and asks for a key, leaving the fed changeling patting his belly as the two would go into another hall, finding the door with the key's number on it where inside the unicorn and dragon would find a stocked kitchen ready and empty for the two to make use of.
22:06 GyroTech walks nervously through the crowd, careful not to look at anyone too closely as he makes his way past them. The unicorn perks up as he hears a rather loud slurping noise and turns to see a changeling, grimacing as he sees the large bulge, and the mass of food drifting by, causing him to shudder. "Sure seems like the patrons here like the food anyways..." he mutters, "Though I still havnt seen any hint of what they serve..." His eyes itch as they pass into the thicker smoke and it tickles at his throat, elliciting a cough. Finally he's lead to a hall and the room where the activities would commense. He looks at the open pantry that surrounds the table in the center, stunned at the variety of choice. Walking forward, he takes a seat at the table in the center without hesitation before turning to look at the dragon. "Look like they can make anything I could want...so how long till the chef shows up?"
22:11 Vesper_Piero Smirks, shutting the door and locking it quietly. "no chefs, these rooms are for the use of only those who come in, our skill determines our food, so big or small dish?" vesper asked as he went over to grab an apron, slipping it on his otherwise naked body, oddly looking cuter for it too. Opening the fridge Vesper pulled out a few cans of pop, cracking one open for himself and the unicorn before offering it to Gyro," Drink up!" The dragons aid, kicking back his can of 'fizz out' soda, not mentioning that it hampered magical abilities for a while, Vesper had his own reasons for drinking it but the stuff would certain work a unicorn over since they used magic for so much.
22:20 GyroTech tilts his head at the dragon as a frown begins to appear at the edge of his muzzle. "No chefs...? But I can hardly cook. I usually just eat out...thats why I'm here..." He says, "But I guess if you can...why dont you start us off with something small and then we can work our way from there?" The stallion takes the proffered drink and takes a tentitive sip. He finds the sweet fruity drink absolutely delightful and begins to gulp it down without realizing the effects it would have. "Mmm~ Pretty tasty...but hopefully not the tastiest thing tonight. Leaning back in his chair as he watches the dragon work, he feels a dull tingling sensation in his horn as he begins to be effected by the antimagical brew. Turning to try and lift the can before him, he concentrates, and a green glow appears aournd it, before suddenly fizzling out, prompting him to try again with confusion.
22:28 Vesper_Piero Hums softly, having downed half his drink and got right to work, his back to the pony while finely chopping some meat then cooked it on the stove, breathing fire on it occasionally to speed the roasting along. Once the meat was cooked and seasoned the dragon placed it on a plate and began mixing up some sour cream as well as shredding some lettuce.
by the time all the ingredient's were prepared and sat out the unmistakable assortment needed for any gyro's fixings became clear. "Mmm just one last thing~" vesper remarks as he goes to one of the spice cabinets. The dragon's palm wrapping around the label which read 'shrinky pinkie spice' twisting off the top the dragon slowly approached Gyro. Carefully aiming and batting the top in the unicorn's general direction since he couldn't touch the powder directly. A soft pink cloud fluffed out, wafting over the pony's face and chest, and it wouldn't be long before he'd start to feel the affects as the world enlarged in waves around or rather, he was diminishing in waves as it shrank him down. "That should be just enough, don't want it too small~" Vesper teased, watching as the pony shrank down to about the size of a large mouse. And no sooner had he finished shrinking before Gyro had a shadow over him, the dragon looking to pluck him up.
22:38 GyroTech gasps in fright as he realizes he cant use his magic anymore, and he's in a room alone with a dragon. Slowly getting out of his seat while his companion is busy he reaches to jingle the door handle, only to realize its locked. Gulping, the unicorn makes his way back to his seat, wrinkling his nose as he smells the foriegn scent of meat in the air, cooking. Gagging, the unicorn tries to conceal his queasyness as the dragon turns back towards him. "Uhh...you're making something vegintarian for me too right?" He asks stuttering as the dragon approaches. Instead of an answer he's greeted with a cloud that obscures his vision and causes him to sneeze after he inhales it. Rather quickly he begins to notice as the world grows around him, causing him to let out a panicked squeal. The magic has him so disoriented that he cant hope to back way either as his head swims. Before he can acclimate to his new surrounds he feels himself lifted up, dangling by his tail. "H-hey! What did you do to me? Put me down!" He shouts, flailing and kicking, causing him to swing back and forth.
22:42 Vesper_Piero Giggled, watching as the unicorn puts up a fight to no avail, the dragon moving the micro up closer, sniffing then licking at him. "Mmm needs salt~" The dragon says, getting out a small bowl and putting a shallow layer of salt in it, dunking poor Gyro around until his coat glistened lightly with the grains stuck in his short fur. What came next those was mroe slow and careful, the dragons oftening some butter with hsi fire, then began smearing and lathering the unicorn up form horn to hoof in it, giving his fur a nice sheen littl eby little.
22:52 GyroTech is drawn towards the dragon's snout as he inhales, drawing off on him the musky, earthy scent of a stallion in addition to the zesty smell of the fragrant oils the stallion rubbed into his coat at the begining of each day. He pushes at the thick tongue as it snakes around him, the warm muscle squeezing his struggling form in a loose embrace. More important than his flavor though, is that the tongue left the unicorn dripping with sticky saliva. Sputtering from his impromptu tongue bath, the unicorn cries out, "Salt? What does it matter how I taste?" He tries to shrink away from the bowl as he's lowered into it with a forceful thud, squirming as he's pressed into the gritty dish. The saliva does its job well, causing little crystals of salt to decorate his coat. Gyro bleh's as he's pushed into a later large stick of soft butter, feeling it smeared over his coat and making him quite messy, yellowing his fur. "H-hey! Cut that out! Put me down!" He shouts, occassionally getting a mouthful of butter as he's pressed against it.
23:03 Vesper_Piero nods once the pony was properly buttered up, putting him in a large steep bowl the dragon went to get out the final piece, the soft bread which would be used to hold it all and some edible thread. Coming back Vesper placed the bread out flat, putting the meat on it then some sauce and lettuce. "Your turn~." vesper said, wrapping his claws around the micro unicorn, smiling at him as the dragon held up a shrunken apple and promptly pops it in the pony's gob. but the nightmare didn't end there, the dragon was soon delicately using his fingers to slide the micro's fore legs down along his sides while a thumb tucked the hind legs up along Gyro's chest, just so the dragon could slip a small lasso of almost invisible string to normal sized folks around the unicorn's middle, tugging it gently to fasten around the male trapping his limbs in place before he was given a few more bands around his middle to secure it, the dragon's bared teeth coming close after a careful note tightening to snip the loose thread. "There we go!" the dragon announced as he held up hi palm to look a this work. Gyro would feel the breath beating from the flaring nostrils inches away, those eyes giving him a close look before the palm tips, plopping him on top of the fixings of the gryo below, the cool press of a brush drenched in sour-cream began going up and down his back, a lovely addition to eny gyro. It wasn't until the unicorn's back form shoulder to plot was a nice shade of white before his world rolled twice, being wrapped into the gyro with head poked out one end and plot the other. "All done, and boy don't you look DELICIOUS!" Vesper comments, drooling over the absolutely gorgeous plate of food, even if Gyro didn't like the situation all others wouldn't certainly complain at how tasty he looked.
23:16 GyroTech lands with a metallic ting in the new bowl, leaving a trail of melted butter below him as he sprawled out. Once the dragon turns away, he begins to get to his hooves, taking several times to get his legs under him without slipping. Then he scrabbles at the wall of the bowl, finding he could only get halfway up before his slickened hooves could no longer keep traction, causing him to slip back down towards the center. He continues to try, even as the dragon gets back only to find himself squeezed out straight in the barrel of a claw. As he goes to shout, he finds his muzzle streched by the big, for him, apple, pulling his jaws painfully appart and silencing him. His eyes go wide as he stares up at the dragon, futilly squirming a he ties him up in the tiny threads until he has no hope of escape. A soft whimper escapes his lips as he's held up to the snout for inspection, bathing in the hot humid breath that carried the powerful scent of digested meat from his previous meals. He tenses as he's dropped down into the roll below, landing with a splash in the tatziki sauce among the other meat and vegitables. His tail flicks, as thats about all he can do as he feels the cool sensation mussing up his fur from the cream and then once he's rolled into the meal and hears her declaration he shudders, staring at the dragon with pleeding eyes, even as thick drool rolls out of the mouth of the hungry predator.
23:26 Vesper_Piero grins down at his meal. Gyro's fears no doubt leaned toward being bitten and chewed to pieces, Vesper's maw spread and coming closer as he was lifted up. The gyro sandwich, ever so accurately named in this case, soon hung between the spread jaws, warm sticky cords of saliva catching over the meal. The fire of such an end about to occur or so Gyro likely thought when the lips closed around the front end of the gyro, sealing him in limpid darkness, very little light getting through the dragon's cheeks leaving a soft pale redish hue in the room.
but instead of being bitten in half Gyro would find the humid wet space slowly stretching as a finger on his plot gently drives the rest of the meal into Vesper's maw, forcing his lips shut behind it all, teeth brushing against the unicorn's plot softly. Then 'it' began, the unforgettable motion of chewing! Vesper's jaws moved slow and gentle, carefuly chewing his foot to cleave cut and mash the fixings, just barely missing the unicorn all together, tossing and tumbling around in there, the mess of food wadding up, almost like mash potato over time, somewhere along the way Gyro would nearly ge this head bitten off, muzzle swinging close to a closing of teeth just to have the apple popped out and chewed, leaving his muzzle free and clear to work again, if he was lucky he might be able to use those teeth to cut his bonds.
23:44 GyroTech shudders as he watches the maw before him open up, revealing a lining of sharp offwhite teeth behind the scaled lips. Behind those rests a wiggling, squirming tongue that glistens in the light from the wetness of the maw. The pink walls recede endlessly into a pitch black tunnel in the back , behind which, is no mystery to the unicorn. He feels thick slippery strands of saliva break across his face as he's slipped between that putrid maw. His eyes squeeze shut as he waits for the enavitable chomp, not wanting to see it come. Though it never does, and soon he feels his muzzle sliding across the tongue in the dim light as he's pressed inside. Suddenly he feels the teeth close against his rump, plunging him into darkness and shaving off the last bit of his furry tail as the teeth and lips seal behind him. Maybe the dragon was just teasing him, having a bit of fun at his expense, he hopes. Those hopes are shattered, however as the teeth begin to open up and the wrap is pressed between them before comeing down. The stallion lets our a panicked squeal as the walls of his wrap are cut away with each powerful chomp, and soon eh felt himself pressed against a wet slippery bolus. His snout scrunches as teeth come together again, shaving hairs off and pulling the apple free from his mouth. He shouts in fear, only to get a mouthful of the food he was being chewed with, forcing him to gulp down part of the admittedly rather tasty gyro. Rather than risk getting himself cut up, he does his best to keep himself int he center of the churning mess, only occasionally getting passed into a cheek and rubbed up against the teeth. So far, he's managed to sustain nothing but bruises and shavings.
23:51 Vesper_Piero enjoyed every bit of the hawt cute treat Gyro was as well, a gyro! But th dragon enjoyed a lively meal even more, so the next time Vesper's cheek puffs the dragon swallowed the content of food, then slowly shut his teeth, gliding a tip softly down the pony's back without doing harm, which took lots of focus, coming just close enough to snip he string and swallow it with some drool. Relaxing his jaws a bit Vesper sat there in the kitchen, sloshing and savoring the pony, giving him plenty of false windows to escape, finding some cute or clever way to keep him from getting away at the last moment all just to season his snack more with fear hope and the lovely tension and taste his body gave off for it.
00:00 GyroTech pants hard as his hearth thumps with a primal fear in his chest, threatening to knock its way out as he's held in the cheek once more. He hears the wet gluck of the large wad of food is swallowed and then lets out a sigh. He was just playing after all. Now he's about to be let out. His thought is further confirmed when the string is cut and he's let plop back over the teeth and onto the tongue. Breathing hard, his heart skips a beat the saw opens some, casting a dull light through the chamber. Bits of food stuck to his body, leaving a layer that obscured much of his original blue color as revealed in his renewed vision. He winces in disgust, but hen realizes. "Oh! THank you! THank you thank you!" He shouts, dashing towards the open lips. Right as he reaches the edge to leap out the tongue suddenly dips, , causing him to slide into the teeth instead with an oof. He's then deposited into a cheek and then back at the base of the wiggling tongue. The second attempt ends with the dragon tossing its head back and slamming him against the soft palate before landing on the entrande to the dragons throat. With a squeal he gets back up onto the tongue before he swallows> "CMon! Let me go...Please!" He begs as he trys once more, this time finding that the mouth was at just the right angle that he continued to lose all progress he made.
00:06 Vesper_Piero Murrs and growls, tipping his head more and more, uvula bouncing and rolling about on Gyro's back as he sank deeper into the tight undulating gullet, being tugged deeper, further behind the tongue until he could barely peer over it. Then with a final glrrk he vanished, a nice taut bulge wiggling almost half way down the front of Vesper's throat before he brought a finger up to stop it, playfully bouncing the bulge then pushing Gyro back into his mouth, maw wide open, enjoying the teases. This time the dragon waits until the unicorn try's to bolt, maybe even leap out of his mouth only for those lips to snap shut around the hind hoofs and suck him back in with a wet slurp, cheek puffing as he slurped and savored one last time, then swallowed hard. returning the plump taut wiggly lump to his throat, this time the dragon didn't stop it's decent~
00:17 GyroTech feels the powerful growl rumbling his very body as he begins to slip backwards till his hips press against the entrance to the throat. With a sickening swallow, the unicorn gives a cry of fear and then wraps his hooves around the long slippery tongue, trying to do his best to hold on, but he just couldnt keep his grip in the pull of the throat, slowly sinking further and further into the wet throat. "No! PLease, just spit me up!" He begs as his head is the last thing to go before the tongue curls back and forces him down the throat with a wet noise. His small form squirms in the throat, pushing out against the walls as he's sucked down by the powerful tube only to find himself stopped by a lump. Breathing heavily, he feels butterflies as he's lifted back up into the mildly nicer smelling mouth. He dashes for it, knowing he has to get out of there and jumps, this time making it over the sharp teeth before he feels the scaled lips pressing around his hips, causing him to stop with a jerk and fall against them. With the breath now knocked out of him, he offers little protest as he's pulled back into the slippery dark chamber and is shoved down into the slippery gullet with one last gulp.
00:24 Vesper_Piero Lift shis chin, holding it ther euntil the lump melts away behidn his chest, belly vibrating softly whne the micro lands inside it, causing a slight swell though more amusing bulges and impressions would show if Gyro shoved against them. "mmm hit the spo *Uuuurrruuup* Oh, excuse me~" Vesper chuckled, taking off the aron then left the kitchenf or the clean up crew to come spruce it up, heading out to sit next to the changeling form before. "Heyman did you even eat that guy? This one is still kicking1" The changeling laughed, patting his struggling gut though it's movements were weak. "Oh yeah, I hate a 'gyro' sandwich." vesper said, patting his gut which still appeared almost flat unless the unicorn was pushing on it. "He was a tasty little guy~" The dragon adds, getting an elbowing from the changeling. "Shame you never got his name, i'd love tah get him myself!" The changeling replied, not realizing Gyro WAS the unicorns name, the conversion could be heard inside Vesper's belly, though Gyro's voice comes out horribly muffled if even heard to others outside.
00:34 GyroTech splashes down into the stomach, landing in shallow pool where he could feel the pieces of bread and meat, already half chewed floating around and breaking apart as the stomach churns around him. The heat is sweltering in here, even hotter than it had been inside his predator's maw, causing the unicorn to sweat and feel even weaker. his body felt like jello as he tried to move, exhausted by his torturous time in the dragon's maw. His nose wrinkles as he takes a breath of the rather foul air in the stomach, throwing him into a coughing fit as the bitter file smell of sick assualts his nose. As the dragon begins to move, he sloshes around in the pit, finding it difficult to keep his footing and getting him thoroughly drenched in the juices that would be working to break him down. He bangs on the walls of the stomach as he hears the booming voice, echoing around him in his ears, as well as the muffled response from teh pony outside. Surely someone would help him and get him free. Still, that reprieve never comes and soon the micro cant help but to pass out from the thin air that surrounds him.