Pranking a Dragon Goes Awry
One-Shot
29 March 2016
Stats
The RP has a total of 32 lines, 1506 words, and 8190 characters.The average line consists of 47.06 words that themselves average 4.44 characters taking about 5 minutes, 58 seconds.
Nyama said a total of 16 lines, 604 words, and 3158 characters.
Nyama's average line consists of 37.75 words that themselves average 4.23 characters taking about 4 minutes, 24 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 16 lines, 902 words, and 5032 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 56.38 words that themselves average 4.58 characters taking about 7 minutes, 39 seconds.
20:18 < Ruzeth> Hmmmm.....silly scenario starts, Ruzzy bouncing on a trampoline, or going cliff diving or something, falls in the way of a dragon who had their mouth open at the wrong (right) time? gets a head in their throat?
20:18 < Ruzeth> or maybe you have some better idea?
20:19 < Nyama> hm. dentist? hehe kidding
20:19 < Nyama> lemme think for a sec
20:21 < Nyama> Running some ideas through my head. Maybe uh. pony is higher up on something doing something. I happen to be down below them to help somehow. pony ends up slipping while I yawn. and... well goes from there?
20:21 < Ruzeth> sure
20:22 < Nyama> heh. ok. Shall we start?
20:23 < Ruzeth> Sure :P
20:23 < Ruzeth> (I'll take first post
20:26 Ruzeth hangs up in a tree overlooking the dragon he'd pranked. The little zebra had put a sneezing powder bomb at the dragon's foot, so when creature woke up and moved he'd trigger it, creating a small cloud fo the dust. It could t be long now! THat dragon should be waking within minutes. ***
20:27 < Ruzeth> (I'm thinking after a sneeze or two, it shakes the tree enough to dislodge him :P)
20:28 < Nyama> (Ah ok was trying to figure. THen what. sneezes a couple times then yawns right as you fall right into his mouth?)
20:28 < Ruzeth> (Yep~)
20:30 Nyama shuffles a little before waking up. the movement triggers the device. blowing some powder up as he breaths in. He sneeze loudly a couple times rattling the tree as well. Before yawning widely right after. Still with his eyes closed, mouth facing somewhat upwards as he does this ***
20:35 Ruzeth perks up as he hears the puff of the bomb going off, looking down at the dragon through the semitransparent cloud. The little zebra bursts into a fit of giggles at each subsequent sneeze, though he doesn't notice he's getting more unbalanced with each rattle of the tree until he slips. The laugh turns into a squeal as he plummets face first down, landing with a wet squish, halfway sticking out of the slimy maw of the dragon he'd pranked. ***
20:37 Nyama hfmph,s as his mouth is suddenly filled. He sleepily but instinctively swallows. Gulping more of you in not fully understanding the situation yet. enjoying the thing that landed in his mouth he gulps again. his warm throat tugging at your upper body squeezing you a bit. ***
20:39 Ruzeth wrinkles his nose as he takes a sudden breath of the foul smelling air that filled the dragon's throat, a mix of sour scents and fish, no doubt from his previous meal. The little zebra struggles as he feels the toungue undulate below him, pressing him back with a gulp as his chest enters the slimy tunnel. He can feel the hot thick slime massaged into his fur, slickening it down for the journey ahead. ***
20:40 < Nyama> (no fish haha. ew >~<)
20:40 < Ruzeth> (Fishy smell still fine? :P I just usually assume carnevores eat fish in mlp :B)
20:40 < Nyama> (eh. ok -w-)
20:42 < Ruzeth> (What does percy usually eat btw?)
20:43 < Nyama> (meats and some sweets or fruits. just a mix of things. but no fish....)
20:44 Nyama rolls over onto his back, Still groggy as he licks at the meal in his mouth. Slurping at it and swallowing again. mainly your back legs and bit of your rear hang out now. he feels the struggling as he lets it get pulled down. gulping heavily one last time as you back legs begin to slip fully in. he rubs at the bulge in his throat as it slides down. He perks up... realizing something is wrong "hfm... urrp~ That was pretty yum. But it's moving. boops the struggling thing. how did you end up in there mh or heh. Idk what's the best to ask.""
20:46 < Ruzeth> (Sorry about the assumption btw ^^; )
20:47 < Nyama> (it's oke)
20:49 Ruzeth has a faintly spicy flavor, a bit like an earthy nutmeg that lingers on the tongue. The stallion squirms and fights the tongue as he's gulped down the the dragon's crop, but its no use as it seems his prankee was now devouring him. His tail rings jingle and weigh heavy on the dragon's tongue before they too are gulped down. Ruzeth feels himself curling as he's forced into the slippery crop. He winces as he hears the words and eeps as he feels the talon poking him. "Y-you ate me! Why did you do that?" ***
20:51 Nyama looks surpirsed. "hmf.. Did I? I mean I don't remember doing such a thing." Nyama burps again rubbing at the bulge"well. Unless you're that tasty thing that slipped in while I was waking up. if so. Sorry I guess."
20:56 < Ruzeth> (Btw, you mentioned liking to play w/ pones in yoru crop. Do what'ever you'd like. Things like post vore food are fun ^^)
20:57 < Nyama> (oh? Like.. uh .... one sec)
20:57 Ruzeth winces as he feels the burp rumbling around him, shaking the chamber and rattling his ears. He trembles as he hears the dragon's words. "Uhh yes...that was me, I sorta fell out of the tree...coupld you spit me up?" He asks, squirming as he feels the talons rubbing his bulging form. ***
21:02 Nyama narrows his eyes. "hmm. well why should I for one And for two. I have some difficulty spitting my food up. Not too comfy to do either.""
21:02 < Nyama> (brb going to steal some fuses from a truck)
21:06 Ruzeth narrows his eyes as he hears the dragons words and frowns. "Well...because I'm not food! I'm a pony! So you should spit me up. Eating things that aren't food aren't good for you." He says rather insistently. ***
21:11 < Nyama> (not done yet but eh ok)
21:11 Nyama rolls his eyes. "Well. I mean hm. you're made of what food is. So it won't be bad for me. And you tasted just as good as food. So eh. I think I'll keep you in~"
21:20 Ruzeth squeals at that and pushes out against the walls of the crop. "B-but I'm all b-bony and stuff...that's not g-good for you! Plus...you cant just eat a pony..." he declares, stuttering with fear. ***
21:20 Nyama pushes back and giggles ***
21:21 < Nyama> Eh. Who says I can't?
21:21 < Nyama> (brb again now going to get the stuff so give ~10 mins)
21:28 < Ruzeth> (kk)
21:38 < Nyama> (back)
21:39 < Ruzeth> (~~~~~)
21:39 Nyama keeps rubbing at. "Besides the not food excuse, you have any other way to persuade me to release you?"
21:40 < Nyama> (how far is this gonna go? Digestion or full tour or what?)
21:43 < Ruzeth> (<3 digestion :P that's why I asked if you'd keep him :D)
21:44 < Nyama> (heh oke)
21:45 Ruzeth scrunches his nose and then pushes up towards the entrance of the dragon's throat, trying to get the tight sphincter to open for him. "I...I make potions! I can make you anything you'd like, liet you turn into a pony, swap genders...that sort of fun stuff...or even just normal cures." ***
21:45 < Ruzeth> (As I said, things like eating while he's in the crop, especially mushy stuff like sweets are :D )
21:45 < Ruzeth> (But feel free to play w/ him~)
21:46 Nyama boops at and laughs "And? I have a friend to do that for me as well." Nyama nomfs some cake and stuff he had with him "sorry. even with you in me. I'm still a little hungry and wanted some dessert" His body gurgles and other noises as some cake plops down around the zebra including other snacks the dragon brought with.*
21:53 Ruzeth whines as he hears the dragons declaration and hears the wet chomping noises coming from above. Soon he feels the mushy cake pressing against his form, smooshing messily into his mane and fur. The zebra gags as he gets some of the sweet confectionary in his mouth, and his squirming only ensures that he's coated in the slimy gunk. "Ewwwww....see you should have just coughed me up...now I'm going ot be all covered in this gunk...please mr dragon...It was an accident..." ***
21:53 < Nyama> (idk how long you'd want this to go on for but I guess a few more bits then just have the body begin squeezing him into the stomach?)
21:54 < Ruzeth> (Sure ^^)
21:54 < Ruzeth> (Anyways you don't have to, but things I like include like shushing him and making sure he knows he's only food now :P)
21:57 Nyama shrugs. "mh. Could have? Eh. like I said. It's hard for me to. Even if I wanted. I couldn't do much about it. Now be quiet. you're making it hard to enjoy my sweets." he growls a bit at
22:06 Ruzeth swqueaks and shrinks down as he hears the loud growling rumbling in his ears, vibrating his very being. He feels the muscles squeezing and churning at his form, and loses sense of up and down. The stallion shivers and then gives a hard kick at the slick sides. "You said you could if you wanted...Now spit me out!" ***
22:08 Nyama oofs then chuckles and you feel his crop begin to push at along with the cake as it begins to pull you along. "mmh. Little late for that either way. But I guess I could have."
22:16 Ruzeth feels the muscles beginning to pull at his body and he thinks for a minute that he's being drawn back into the into the dragons throat and makes an excited noise...before noticing that the smell is getting stronger and more powerful. The muscles squeeze his mouth shut preventing him from responding as he's drawn deeper. ***
22:16 Nyama pushes at and rubs. moaning softly as you feels you squeezed along into his stomach. "Well hmm" He notices the thing of powder you had laid near him. *"maybe next time you'll learn not to prank big dragons mmh? h wait there won't be a next time~" He giggles out.
22:27 < Ruzeth> (Oh sorry was distracted w/ something :P)
22:28 Ruzeth grunts as he's pressed through the tight sphincter into the next chamber beyond and wrinkles his nose, gagging as he takes a deep breath of the sour air in the stomach. The zebra begins to cough and squirms in the currently empty stomach, save for himself, though that probably wouldn't be the case for long. "I...didn't prank you...please..." ***
22:28 Nyama shakes his head. "Then explain this device full of powder?" Nyama feels him squirming and he kneads at his belly. "mmfh. you feel so good in there hope you can last a bit in there" ***
22:37 Ruzeth frowns and gives a shrug. "I-I-I don't know what you're talking about...please...just let me go..." He says, squirming hard as he presses against the belly, unintentionally massaging the stomach lining. ***
22:39 Nyama presses at. "mmnh~ o.. oh. That's the spot. Such a fun meal you are!"
22:40 < Nyama> (man. I need to consolidate my messages better)
22:51 Ruzeth frowns, feeling himself smushed into the stomach lining and gags as he gets a mouthful fo the juices that are slowly leaking into the chamber around him. He's coughing and fighting in the stomach as it starts to pool around him. ***
22:52 Nyama purrs. "fight all you want. you're not getting out so you're just gonna tire yourself out quickly."
23:05 Ruzeth does feel himself staring to tire out as he fights the against the stomach lining and feels the juices rising even higher in the belly of the dragon. His air is getting sparse too as he begins to feel light headed from the poor air, leaving him gasping in the stomach, on the verge of passing out. ***
23:15 Ruzeth finally slows his struggles until finally with one final cry, he finally goes still, passing out in the belly of the dragon, nothing more than a snack for the powerful creature. ***
23:24 < Nyama> (now what? heh)
23:25 < Ruzeth> (Uhh like Percy going about his business while his belly gurlgles away, turning the pony inside into sludge~ And then Finish~
23:32 Nyama pats his belly and sits up. The dragon begins his way to wherever. the pony melting way in the dragon's stomach